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almightybenjamin

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Date Signed Up:9/20/2013
Last Login:3/31/2015
Location:Canada
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    Octopusses? Octopussies? Octopie? Octopusses? Octopussies? Octopie?
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    Old, but still great Old, but still great
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    cool cool
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    Watchya lookin at there, Mario? Watchya lookin at there, Mario?
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    duuuude duuuude
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    This is cool This is cool

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    #iluminati #iluminati
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    Das sum creepy sheeez Das sum creepy sheeez
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    I dont think it works like that I dont think it works like that
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    as 'MURICA as it gets as 'MURICA as it gets
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#28 - The Governments of Canada, the UK and Australia are in no way … 02/28/2015 on England's former colonies +1
#353 - shots fired but really he's right though 02/22/2015 on ISIS Spec Ops Training 0
#37 - that's why you don't stand still for a couple of hours, you wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on Temperatures +9
User avatar #129 - imashitbricks (02/17/2015) [-]
shit it was fucking joke
#34 - yeah, its still not that cold  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Temperatures +9
#35 - imashitbricks (02/17/2015) [-]
Stand still in 32 degree weather for a couple hours. All the water in your body will freeze and you'll turn into a human ice cube. See if it's still "not that cold" then.
User avatar #37 - almightybenjamin (02/17/2015) [-]
that's why you don't stand still for a couple of hours, you walk around and do normal things. also wear a coat
User avatar #129 - imashitbricks (02/17/2015) [-]
shit it was fucking joke
#31 - 0 degrees Celsius is in no way cold. Thats barely chilly.  [+] (13 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Temperatures 0
User avatar #33 - imashitbricks (02/17/2015) [-]
0 Celsius is 32 Fahrenheit. That's the freezing point of water. Fuck your opinion.
#38 - alexanderh (02/17/2015) [-]
I've gone shopping wearing nothing but jeans and a t-shirt in 5 celsius before. It's not too bad, really.
One of my former friends (fat as fuck, but still) never wore anything but a t-shirt and shorts all year round, and we regularly get winter temperatures down to -10 degrees celsius. It's less common now, but not entirely uncommon.

I'm from Denmark. We're used to the cold. Currently, the temperatures around around 0-2 degrees celsius, going as high as 8 this week. I spent around 1.5 hours outside today shooting airsoft guns with a temperature of about 2 degrees, wearing nothing but jeans, boots, a t-shirt, a sweater, and some gloves. Didn't get cold. You just have to get used to the cold.
User avatar #52 - derkarus (02/17/2015) [-]
It's that warm in denmark right now?
#125 - alexanderh (02/17/2015) [-]
Currently 2 C right now, but it should reach 7 today, and 8 tomorrow. It's getting pretty warm around here.
User avatar #128 - derkarus (02/17/2015) [-]
I wish it was that warm here(southern canada), it's going to go up tp -10C here. The warmest it has been the past week.
User avatar #39 - imashitbricks (02/17/2015) [-]
I wasn't trying to say it wasn't like a bearable temperature, just trying to say it's a lot colder than "barely chilly" . "Barely chilly" is like 50-60 degree range.
User avatar #43 - lovot (02/17/2015) [-]
once the internal furnace goes to winter mode, 60F° is shorts, t-shirts, and sandals weather. 32F° is pants, shoes, and possibly a jacket if the humidity is too high, because humidity makes everything worse. 0°F requires actual insulated clothing for most people.
#40 - alexanderh (02/17/2015) [-]
I wouldn't call 50 "barely chilly". it's the low end of "comfortable in two layers of clothing on the torso".
I'll be switching to my summer jacket for the rest of the week since temperatures are going to be above 5 C (41 F). Basically, 3 thin layers is "comfortable" at 5-10 C (41-50), 2 thin layers is comfortable at 10-15 C (50-59 F), 15-20 C(59-68 F) is starting to get warm, and exactly 24.5 C (76.1 F) is perfect temperature for me to sit around in shorts and a t-shirt. Anything above that is starting to get a little warm for my tastes, but I don't get uncomfortable before it reaches ~30 C (86 F).

Not shaving for 2 days is enough for the stubble to make 0 C comfortable for the face.

But then again, I live in Denmark. If you head straight west, the first US state you'll reach is Alaska. We're a fairly cold country compared to most of the US, but not as cold as some of our Scandinavian neighbours.
User avatar #112 - compared (02/17/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you are well.
User avatar #34 - almightybenjamin (02/17/2015) [-]
yeah, its still not that cold
#35 - imashitbricks (02/17/2015) [-]
Stand still in 32 degree weather for a couple hours. All the water in your body will freeze and you'll turn into a human ice cube. See if it's still "not that cold" then.
User avatar #37 - almightybenjamin (02/17/2015) [-]
that's why you don't stand still for a couple of hours, you walk around and do normal things. also wear a coat
User avatar #129 - imashitbricks (02/17/2015) [-]
shit it was fucking joke
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User avatar #1 - jebcys (09/24/2013) [-]
you could atleast thumb my post to give it a start..
User avatar #4 to #3 - almightybenjamin (09/24/2013) [-]
oopsies, I thought I did
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