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Date Signed Up:9/20/2013
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    as 'MURICA as it gets as 'MURICA as it gets
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#153 - learned to speak English properly in the US sure 23 hours ago on the more you know 0
#2 - das illegal 01/10/2016 on Does someone have a link... +1
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#4 - cptsweatpants (01/05/2016) [-]
Wrong all they were, there's still something wrong with having your kids act out ritual murder.
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#51 - elcreepo (01/07/2016) [-]
Because Hamlet wasn't violent and Oedipus Rex wasn't sick

Kids act out all kinds of fucking plays
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#36 - onerace (01/06/2016) [-]
And nailing you child to a cross is better in some way.
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#37 - cptsweatpants (01/06/2016) [-]
And did i say it is?
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#38 - onerace (01/06/2016) [-]
Hey if that's wrong so is the example I've given this is the world in every religion theirs some kind of marter or someone conquered its human nature.
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#39 - cptsweatpants (01/06/2016) [-]
And there's still something wrong with having your kids act out ritual murder.
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#40 - onerace (01/06/2016) [-]
No there isn't in their eyes. matter of opinion and i myself don't give a fuck about religion.
#8 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
Yeah!

It's not like Christians do anything like that! It's not as if every single year they feature a play which shows a man, perhaps someone significant to their religion, wrongfully imprisoned, tortured, and executed in some terrible, painful fashion alongside criminals.

That would be crazy.
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#13 - lean (01/05/2016) [-]
The difference is in the purpose of the deaths. One died for peace, the other for war.
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#22 - bokkos (01/05/2016) [-]
Mohammed didn't even die in the fable; he goes to heaven on a winged horse. You don't need to read out of your agenda all the time.
#50 - lean (01/06/2016) [-]
This isn't about Mohammad you nit. It's re-enacting the martyrdom of his grandson, which led to war between the caliphates. After mohammed's death, and the death of the previous leader of the Umayyad Caliphate. Husayn ibn Ali was bound by treaty to pledge allegiance to Yazid, and refused to do so at the battle of Karbala. This led to Abbasid revolution. Whichever way you want to spin it, the Biblical story of Jesus on the cross didn't lead to war. The martyrdom of Husayn did, intentionally.
#10 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
Yeah!


It's not like he said that's not wrong either! fucking mong
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#28 - failtolawl (01/06/2016) [-]
yea you fucking mong
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#9 - cptsweatpants (01/05/2016) [-]
A) In most christian areas they don't.
B) it ain't the kids playing roman soldiers.
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#45 - thelightbringer (01/06/2016) [-]
Me and a couple of my friends played as roman soldiers when we did it so...I fail to see where you're trying to go with this.
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#47 - cptsweatpants (01/06/2016) [-]
Nowhere I guess, it's exactly the same kind of wrong.
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User avatar #1 - jebcys (09/24/2013) [-]
you could atleast thumb my post to give it a start..
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User avatar #4 to #3 - almightybenjamin (09/24/2013) [-]
oopsies, I thought I did
 
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