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almaster

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Date Signed Up:1/17/2011
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#38 - for god slayer mode all you have to do is ask a bird what door… 06/16/2014 on Good luck 0
#36 - congratulations you figured out which bird is the liar but you…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on Good luck 0
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#40 - janaa (06/16/2014) [-]
3. get my personal slave to ask which door leads to heaven.
#9 - He did give up a hostage situation because a ten year old kid …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Damn you Team Aqua +4
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#12 - huszti (06/16/2014) [-]
now that i've watched No Game No Life i think there are laws (not laws by government but more like natural laws) in the pokemon world which basicly force you to do that when you lose a pokemon battle.
#18 - livinglegacy (06/16/2014) [-]
Well, yeah. I mean, if you beat a dude in a Pokemon battle, he's got no Pokemon left, so you'd be like "yo man cut dis bullshit out" and he'd pretty much be forced to. If he says no, he's just a man against a squad of Pokemon that just incapacitated his only lines of defense.
#7 - pokemon villains were never really that smart  [+] (4 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Damn you Team Aqua +2
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#8 - drainbamage (06/16/2014) [-]
Giovanni was, he just wasn't a good trainer.
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#9 - almaster (06/16/2014) [-]
He did give up a hostage situation because a ten year old kid beat him in a pokemon battle
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#12 - huszti (06/16/2014) [-]
now that i've watched No Game No Life i think there are laws (not laws by government but more like natural laws) in the pokemon world which basicly force you to do that when you lose a pokemon battle.
#18 - livinglegacy (06/16/2014) [-]
Well, yeah. I mean, if you beat a dude in a Pokemon battle, he's got no Pokemon left, so you'd be like "yo man cut dis bullshit out" and he'd pretty much be forced to. If he says no, he's just a man against a squad of Pokemon that just incapacitated his only lines of defense.
#5 - yeah, and its the same with team aqua when they try to make oc…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Damn you Team Aqua 0
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#6 - drainbamage (06/16/2014) [-]
I always thought they were a little retarded. There's only so much liquid in the world.
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#10 - harryboom (06/16/2014) [-]
but pokemon can just produce it out of nowhere anyway
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#11 - drainbamage (06/16/2014) [-]
you know how humans are made out of water? apply that to pokemon.
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#13 - harryboom (06/16/2014) [-]
a cubic foot of turtle can't produce a cubic meter of water without magic.
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#14 - drainbamage (06/16/2014) [-]
they are magic animals! what do you want from me?
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#15 - harryboom (06/16/2014) [-]
you're saying that there's only so much liquid in the world
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#16 - drainbamage (06/16/2014) [-]
I was basing facts off of our world. Sun evaporates water, water turns into cloud, cloud makes rain, etc.
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#7 - almaster (06/16/2014) [-]
pokemon villains were never really that smart
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#8 - drainbamage (06/16/2014) [-]
Giovanni was, he just wasn't a good trainer.
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#9 - almaster (06/16/2014) [-]
He did give up a hostage situation because a ten year old kid beat him in a pokemon battle
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#12 - huszti (06/16/2014) [-]
now that i've watched No Game No Life i think there are laws (not laws by government but more like natural laws) in the pokemon world which basicly force you to do that when you lose a pokemon battle.
#18 - livinglegacy (06/16/2014) [-]
Well, yeah. I mean, if you beat a dude in a Pokemon battle, he's got no Pokemon left, so you'd be like "yo man cut dis bullshit out" and he'd pretty much be forced to. If he says no, he's just a man against a squad of Pokemon that just incapacitated his only lines of defense.
#3 - so there is more space for pokemon that inhabit land  [+] (19 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Damn you Team Aqua +1
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#17 - bestfoxgirl (06/16/2014) [-]
Guess he didn't know about the water pokemon
#4 - grandlordchicken (06/16/2014) [-]
Guess he doesn't understand ecosystems huh.
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#41 - jaggedherp (06/16/2014) [-]
Is that Pat? I remember him saying something like that, but I can't thiink of what video it was
#50 - grandlordchicken (06/17/2014) [-]
Yup
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#38 - pokemonstheshiz (06/16/2014) [-]
It doesn't necessarily work the same as our ecosystems. Groudon and Kyogre created the land and ocean respectively, Rayquaza keeps the peace between them. So by summoning Groudon, they could effectively create more land. His ability is Drought, he stops rain and makes it very bright and sunny. So the only one that could stop him is Rayquaza and Kyogre. Which don't really come into play in the main storyline so yeah
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#20 - teoragnar (06/16/2014) [-]
Depends, the Pokemon world is fictional so why can't it also has a fictional ecosystem?
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#5 - almaster (06/16/2014) [-]
yeah, and its the same with team aqua when they try to make oceans bigger with rain.
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#6 - drainbamage (06/16/2014) [-]
I always thought they were a little retarded. There's only so much liquid in the world.
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#10 - harryboom (06/16/2014) [-]
but pokemon can just produce it out of nowhere anyway
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#11 - drainbamage (06/16/2014) [-]
you know how humans are made out of water? apply that to pokemon.
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#13 - harryboom (06/16/2014) [-]
a cubic foot of turtle can't produce a cubic meter of water without magic.
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#14 - drainbamage (06/16/2014) [-]
they are magic animals! what do you want from me?
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#15 - harryboom (06/16/2014) [-]
you're saying that there's only so much liquid in the world
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#16 - drainbamage (06/16/2014) [-]
I was basing facts off of our world. Sun evaporates water, water turns into cloud, cloud makes rain, etc.
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#7 - almaster (06/16/2014) [-]
pokemon villains were never really that smart
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#8 - drainbamage (06/16/2014) [-]
Giovanni was, he just wasn't a good trainer.
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#9 - almaster (06/16/2014) [-]
He did give up a hostage situation because a ten year old kid beat him in a pokemon battle
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#12 - huszti (06/16/2014) [-]
now that i've watched No Game No Life i think there are laws (not laws by government but more like natural laws) in the pokemon world which basicly force you to do that when you lose a pokemon battle.
#18 - livinglegacy (06/16/2014) [-]
Well, yeah. I mean, if you beat a dude in a Pokemon battle, he's got no Pokemon left, so you'd be like "yo man cut dis bullshit out" and he'd pretty much be forced to. If he says no, he's just a man against a squad of Pokemon that just incapacitated his only lines of defense.
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2014 on i know that feel bro +23
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#260 - I wonder what I would get. 06/06/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 3 0
#171 - me please 06/02/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 2 0
#1678 - **almaster rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on Admin is going to ban you 0
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#1691 - ilikethisusername (06/02/2014) [-]
soooo basically titans?
#16 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on pot dealers +83
#40 - lazygemini (06/03/2014) [-]
Newman!
#47 - Picture 06/02/2014 on Show me your war face! +2
#14 - The pegging order is you, the dirt, the worms inside the dirt,…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on Racism +2
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#29 - dunkleosteus (06/02/2014) [-]
dude, I don't want to be anywhere on your pegging order.
#1616 - **almaster rolled image ** 06/01/2014 on This is going up your butt 0
#3006 - 2 good ones in a row 05/29/2014 on Your future wife/hubby 0
#3003 - **almaster rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on Your future wife/hubby 0
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#3006 - almaster (05/29/2014) [-]
2 good ones in a row
#4 - my favorite part  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Old but gold +33
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#8 - kulamia (05/28/2014) [-]
Gold. I will use this wisely.... Probably in NSFW.
#4 - Picture 05/28/2014 on "You like?" +9
#12 - this show  [+] (9 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Duties of a wingman +3
#17 - trevanman (05/28/2014) [-]
why the fuck is one dude having cheese fondue?
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#20 - monkeysmist (05/28/2014) [-]
satire
First ep starts out with the main character being late for school and eating while running cliche. Then he looks back and his friends are doing this
#21 - trevanman (05/28/2014) [-]
I'm planning on watching this series when I'm done studying today.

what's the other dude having?
random meat? kebab?
that's not how you slice kebab. they slice kebab with some sort of razor
#22 - monkeysmist (05/28/2014) [-]
You won't regret it
And I have no idea what kind of meat he's slicing either
#23 - trevanman (05/28/2014) [-]
I asked the owner of a kebab shop once if it was chicken they put in the kebab rolls. that was in the last town I lived in.

'twas gyros. pork meat.

fuckin' delicious stuff. better than the brown lambs meat we get in the city where I live now
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#24 - monkeysmist (05/28/2014) [-]
I dunno if I've ever had real kebabs or not, but a year or two ago my dad and I got some shawarma at some Mediterranean place in Seattle.
Shit was delicious (albeit messy)
11/10 would recommend
#25 - trevanman (05/28/2014) [-]
Seattle, huh?

ever read a visual novel called "Homeward"?
they go to Seattle about halfway through.
made me want to go to the Space Needle.
and while I'm there, I might as well visit this place.

what's it called?
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#26 - monkeysmist (05/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, we're about 40 minutes from it but we don't go there unless we have to, and aside from some exhibition centers and the space needle, it's ehh. I don't remember the name of the place we went to, but I don't remember there being too many eastern restaurants so it's probably not too hard to find. Space needle's pretty awesome though, if heights don't bother you. Part of it is a giant disc-shaped restaurant at the top that rotates very slowly and lets you see all kind of awesome shit.
And I've heard of Homeward but haven't looked into it really. Is it like Katawa Shoujo without the cripples?
#27 - trevanman (05/28/2014) [-]
it kinda is like that, yeah.
and there's no bad ending, really.
just some incest in one of the routes. only 3 routes.

I felt more connected to this one than Katawa Shoujo, seeing as how I'm not a cripple and instead travelled a lot as a kid
#3 - Picture 05/28/2014 on (untitled) +4
#2028 - yes she is from nisekoi 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#2005 - woo i got a girl  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
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#2023 - fancys (05/28/2014) [-]
You sure?
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#2028 - almaster (05/28/2014) [-]
yes she is from nisekoi
#2001 - **almaster rolled image **  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
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#2005 - almaster (05/28/2014) [-]
woo i got a girl
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#2023 - fancys (05/28/2014) [-]
You sure?
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#2028 - almaster (05/28/2014) [-]
yes she is from nisekoi
#3 - I like my women like I like my coffee anything but black. 05/27/2014 on shit got deep +1
#15 - those tags  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2014 on We're all different on the... +2
#19 - broswagonist (05/27/2014) [-]
that thumbnail

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#26 - flyingassassin (09/19/2015) [-]
You cant even master al
#25 - keplerx (09/12/2015) [-]
Aint he cute? and he's yours to keep!
User avatar #19 - Byte ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
An anon seems to buzz around you
you need a swatter, or a strip with goo
or to catch an anon in the act
leave for it a tasty snack
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