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almaster

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Date Signed Up:1/17/2011
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#2 - Picture 03/28/2015 on blub +4
#15 - Picture 03/28/2015 on Mmmmm +18
#25 - I'm not falling for this a third time 03/28/2015 on Horny? +5
#974 - **almaster used "*roll cah answer*"** **almaster rolls Dild… 03/28/2015 on Cards Against Humanity *rolls* 0
#973 - **almaster used "*roll cah question*"** **almaster rolls In…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on Cards Against Humanity *rolls* 0
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#974 - almaster (03/28/2015) [-]
**almaster used "*roll cah answer*"**
**almaster rolls Dildo of Enlightenment +2**
#40155 - lubing each other  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
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#40565 - questionableferret (03/27/2015) [-]
Tim Curry came
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#40672 - zahidlol (03/27/2015) [-]
And got down
#74 - sometimes raid leaders are so retarded I wonder how they manag… 03/26/2015 on Elf princess 0
#70 - If they kite the sieges in melee range wouldn't the slag bombs…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Elf princess 0
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#71 - drainbamage (03/26/2015) [-]
Yeah! thats why I never did it, and he would get so pissed at me for doing it. but he couldn't find reason to kick me cause I was always top of the meters and last to die.
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#74 - almaster (03/26/2015) [-]
sometimes raid leaders are so retarded I wonder how they manage to be one
#63 - That sucks, my guild had trouble with the ranged and they just…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Elf princess 0
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#66 - drainbamage (03/26/2015) [-]
our raid leader asked us to take the sieges into melee range and kit them back and forth.
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#70 - almaster (03/26/2015) [-]
If they kite the sieges in melee range wouldn't the slag bombs hit them
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#71 - drainbamage (03/26/2015) [-]
Yeah! thats why I never did it, and he would get so pissed at me for doing it. but he couldn't find reason to kick me cause I was always top of the meters and last to die.
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#74 - almaster (03/26/2015) [-]
sometimes raid leaders are so retarded I wonder how they manage to be one
#50 - What kept killing you  [+] (6 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Elf princess 0
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#60 - drainbamage (03/26/2015) [-]
the aoe, people not being able to kite the sieges properly, ranged blowing up the bombs that he would toss, not enough damage to adds up top.
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#63 - almaster (03/26/2015) [-]
That sucks, my guild had trouble with the ranged and they just could not get the daggers on the tanks and they wipe the raid every time
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#66 - drainbamage (03/26/2015) [-]
our raid leader asked us to take the sieges into melee range and kit them back and forth.
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#70 - almaster (03/26/2015) [-]
If they kite the sieges in melee range wouldn't the slag bombs hit them
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#71 - drainbamage (03/26/2015) [-]
Yeah! thats why I never did it, and he would get so pissed at me for doing it. but he couldn't find reason to kick me cause I was always top of the meters and last to die.
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#74 - almaster (03/26/2015) [-]
sometimes raid leaders are so retarded I wonder how they manage to be one
#50 - Picture 03/26/2015 on Survival of the fittest +3
#45 - that cluster is just full of tards  [+] (8 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Elf princess 0
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#46 - drainbamage (03/26/2015) [-]
Yeah, my guild couldnt get to p3 on heroic black hand, even though we smashed regular. that's when I called it quits. we were 4 weeks into the raid, we should have easily been able to beat heroic but it just wasn't happenin.
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#50 - almaster (03/26/2015) [-]
What kept killing you
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#60 - drainbamage (03/26/2015) [-]
the aoe, people not being able to kite the sieges properly, ranged blowing up the bombs that he would toss, not enough damage to adds up top.
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#63 - almaster (03/26/2015) [-]
That sucks, my guild had trouble with the ranged and they just could not get the daggers on the tanks and they wipe the raid every time
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#66 - drainbamage (03/26/2015) [-]
our raid leader asked us to take the sieges into melee range and kit them back and forth.
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#70 - almaster (03/26/2015) [-]
If they kite the sieges in melee range wouldn't the slag bombs hit them
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#71 - drainbamage (03/26/2015) [-]
Yeah! thats why I never did it, and he would get so pissed at me for doing it. but he couldn't find reason to kick me cause I was always top of the meters and last to die.
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#74 - almaster (03/26/2015) [-]
sometimes raid leaders are so retarded I wonder how they manage to be one
#42 - what realm are you on  [+] (10 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Elf princess 0
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#43 - drainbamage (03/26/2015) [-]
Tichondrius
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#45 - almaster (03/26/2015) [-]
that cluster is just full of tards
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#46 - drainbamage (03/26/2015) [-]
Yeah, my guild couldnt get to p3 on heroic black hand, even though we smashed regular. that's when I called it quits. we were 4 weeks into the raid, we should have easily been able to beat heroic but it just wasn't happenin.
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#50 - almaster (03/26/2015) [-]
What kept killing you
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#60 - drainbamage (03/26/2015) [-]
the aoe, people not being able to kite the sieges properly, ranged blowing up the bombs that he would toss, not enough damage to adds up top.
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#63 - almaster (03/26/2015) [-]
That sucks, my guild had trouble with the ranged and they just could not get the daggers on the tanks and they wipe the raid every time
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#66 - drainbamage (03/26/2015) [-]
our raid leader asked us to take the sieges into melee range and kit them back and forth.
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#70 - almaster (03/26/2015) [-]
If they kite the sieges in melee range wouldn't the slag bombs hit them
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#71 - drainbamage (03/26/2015) [-]
Yeah! thats why I never did it, and he would get so pissed at me for doing it. but he couldn't find reason to kick me cause I was always top of the meters and last to die.
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#74 - almaster (03/26/2015) [-]
sometimes raid leaders are so retarded I wonder how they manage to be one
#29 - 16 is legal age in NH if you come here i'll give you a present… 03/24/2015 on Sweet 16 +2
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#19 - i put way to much time into this 03/24/2015 on Old Web Games #3 0
#21 - It doesn't work anymore 03/24/2015 on Post your Favorite gif 0
#13 - it's ok to vent out i posted this to make people feel better a…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on have a compliment +1
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#14 - zeldamasterace (03/24/2015) [-]
thanks man.
#12 - because everyone loves reaching around and pretending it went … 03/24/2015 on have a compliment 0
#5 - When I get that boy home  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Seen this man? +46
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#17 - zramn (03/24/2015) [-]
1. Right click
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#6 - thanks 03/23/2015 on 4chan Comp #13 0
#28 - in case anyone wants 03/23/2015 on legend of shepherd +26
#402 - The deeper you are in the negative of levels the less you can … 03/23/2015 on How should the site be run? +1
#111 - can i get thrown on the mentions list 03/23/2015 on 4chan Comp #12 0

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#26 - flyingassassin (09/19/2015) [-]
You cant even master al
#25 - keplerx (09/12/2015) [-]
Aint he cute? and he's yours to keep!
User avatar #19 - Byte ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
An anon seems to buzz around you
you need a swatter, or a strip with goo
or to catch an anon in the act
leave for it a tasty snack
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