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almaster

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:1/17/2011
Last Login:1/13/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#4611
Highest Content Rank:#5003
Highest Comment Rank:#519
Content Thumbs: 3270 total,  3696 ,  426
Comment Thumbs: 13235 total,  14500 ,  1265
Content Level Progress: 67% (67/100)
Level 132 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 26% (26/100)
Level 308 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 309 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
Subscribers:1
Content Views:107850
Times Content Favorited:116 times
Total Comments Made:2426
FJ Points:9321
Favorite Tags: Why are you read (9)

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#32 - she is not killable 04/20/2015 on i love you Sofia. 0
#94 - >calls them Chinese cartoons >says school girls are…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on 1 thumb = 1 thumb +11
#117 - anon (04/19/2015) [-]
It's actually a good troll though.
#18 - obligatory 04/19/2015 on A+ Animu +1
#35 - me trying to turn my life around 04/19/2015 on no chill +17
#41 - don't forget that she has no tattoos 04/16/2015 on Crazily enough for a cosplay 0
#8 - Picture 04/15/2015 on Mythbusters +51
#4 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Do the jingle +32
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#22 - skulldan (04/15/2015) [-]
I care...
#15 - anon (04/15/2015) [-]
I care you fucking piece of ever mother loving son of a fucking piece of shit.
#27 - anon (04/15/2015) [-]
exactly you're a fucking nobody
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on Tops +86
#36 - commanderphoenix (04/14/2015) [-]
#8 - Luke I am your charger 04/13/2015 on can I power my gaming pc... +1
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Have Your Guest Wondering... +7
#7 - telfyr (04/14/2015) [-]
Nigga thats the volcano badge
#4 - thewraithofmoocow (04/13/2015) [-]
#1 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Have Your Guest Wondering... +7
#2 - almaster (04/13/2015) [-]
#7 - telfyr (04/14/2015) [-]
Nigga thats the volcano badge
#4 - thewraithofmoocow (04/13/2015) [-]
#33 - Picture 04/11/2015 on FUS RO- oh +7
#4 - Picture 04/10/2015 on I see it +1
#3 - Next day opens fridge and something falls and breaks at feet. …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2015 on shit happens +9
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#5 - nfornapoleon (04/11/2015) [-]
"Past me is such a cunt"
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#4 - mcstorms (04/10/2015) [-]
I cannot tell you how many times I will see a problem or cuase one and say "looks like a problem for future me." Then I will have to deal with it , curse myself out for being a lazy bitch.
#81 - You can make baja blast by mixing green mtn dew with blue poweraid 04/10/2015 on TACOBELL BAJA BLAST HEST -1
#19 - If the site has to go then i want to see a picture of you bef… 04/10/2015 on Where will we meet? +1
#16 - **almaster used "*roll 1, 000-999*"** **almaster rolls 313*…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2015 on Finally! +2
#44 - scoobynilo (04/09/2015) [-]
Now everybody from the 3-1-3 put your mothafucking hands up and follow me.
#59 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2015 on Skyrim Mods at their best +17
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#69 - simplizitzor (04/08/2015) [-]
"I think everyone chooses Ikea Born"
#7 - Picture 04/08/2015 on (untitled) +4
#25 - **almaster used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **almaster rolls 13** 04/07/2015 on Megan.. +1
#13 - In a game i was playing my group was using a sewer as a shortc… 04/07/2015 on Tabletop Quotes Comp 2 0
#49 - couldn't stop laughing at leg 04/07/2015 on STEVEN UNIVERSE COMP 6! 0
#17 - Everyone knows 12th is best waifu  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on Your waifu is shit +15
#29 - venomousvalentine (04/07/2015) [-]
Reckoning, reckoning...
#11 - Picture 04/07/2015 on Anime is blood +13
#74 - He asked because sometimes in hospitals things can get mixed u… 04/06/2015 on Medically Impared +5

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#26 - flyingassassin (09/19/2015) [-]
You cant even master al
#25 - keplerx (09/12/2015) [-]
Aint he cute? and he's yours to keep!
User avatar #19 - Byte ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
An anon seems to buzz around you
you need a swatter, or a strip with goo
or to catch an anon in the act
leave for it a tasty snack
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