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almaster

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:1/17/2011
Last Login:1/13/2016
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Comment Ranking:#4611
Highest Content Rank:#5003
Highest Comment Rank:#519
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Level 132 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 308 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 309 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
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Times Content Favorited:116 times
Total Comments Made:2426
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#8 - If Saturn somehow started to burn would it be like a second sun?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2015 on Samio's Q & A (2) 0
#9 - anon (05/10/2015) [-]
Not that I know of no. The sun is powered by nuclear fusion, which is basically the massive release of energy caused by combining two atoms (mainly isotopes of hydrogen) with each other. As to my knowledge I don't think Saturn would have the conditions met to start a fusion reaction.
#334 - Comment deleted 05/09/2015 on Free Steam Card Giveaway 0
#9 - google it  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2015 on you've been warned +67
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#52 - natemose (05/09/2015) [-]
I remember seeing a picture of an actual blue waffle with the text: "bet you can't find me on google" I thought they were trying to trick me, so i just googled waffle, scrolled down a bit and found the exact picture. I think i went on for a year before i realised what that picture actually was trying to do.
#77 - professorinternet (05/09/2015) [-]
It works!
#10 - Picture 05/08/2015 on Doubt it +4
#5 - why have two donkeys if when one can hold them both?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on Donkey 0
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#6 - warioteam (05/05/2015) [-]
panel 1
#9 - found it  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Cable +57
#72 - sohisohi (05/05/2015) [-]
#21 - anon (05/05/2015) [-]
You're hired fired!
#57 - **almaster used "*roll 1, 0-99999*"** **almaster rolls 27,638** 05/05/2015 on My top 15 PC games (#2/#3) 0
#11 - Liar i'm admin's alias  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Friendzoned by admin 0
#18 - anon (05/05/2015) [-]
Even addy gets too lazy to log in sometimes
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#16 - mattdoggy (05/05/2015) [-]
I'm not Admin's alias
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#19 - cowandchicken (05/05/2015) [-]
Thats what admins alias would say *judges harshly*
#10 - Picture 05/04/2015 on Married with Children Comp 3 +2
#11 - Wolverine: Shut the **** up 05/02/2015 on Deadpool 0
#1290 - **almaster used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **almaster rolls 366,190** 05/01/2015 on Roll for 30 days of pink text 0
#382 - one piece is best piece 04/29/2015 on What anime do you like to... 0
#12 - Picture 04/26/2015 on Bender 0
#274 - Picture 04/26/2015 on Spam me reaction gifs / jpegs +1
#232 - Picture 04/26/2015 on What song? 0
#27 - This is the third time i fell for this 04/26/2015 on Guy thinks his sister is hot +2
#588 - I think im an extreme no lifer  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2015 on Which FJ character are you? 0
#634 - anon (04/26/2015) [-]
and extreme fagoot
#310 - Comment deleted 04/24/2015 on Steam Card Giveaway 0
#64 - Admin 04/24/2015 on Help me rename anonymous +7
#26 - but it also has all strengths.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2015 on Master Race 0
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#27 - thevaulthunter (04/24/2015) [-]
I don't know what master race you're thinking of, but if it had the worst of the 4 main gaming devices, it would not be redeemable in any way. I turd with sprinkles is still inedible.
#21 - the real master race has all  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2015 on Master Race 0
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#25 - thevaulthunter (04/24/2015) [-]
If it had all weaknesses, it would not be a master race, now would it?
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#26 - almaster (04/24/2015) [-]
but it also has all strengths.
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#27 - thevaulthunter (04/24/2015) [-]
I don't know what master race you're thinking of, but if it had the worst of the 4 main gaming devices, it would not be redeemable in any way. I turd with sprinkles is still inedible.
#26 - DLC is Downloadable content  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2015 on Todays gaming +1
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#39 - thetoxicketchup (04/24/2015) [-]
Or downloadable crap, depending on the company.
#64 - wallpaper sized 04/24/2015 on Bat Wayne +18
#11 - A link to the movie in case you ever do want to watch it 04/22/2015 on Big Hero 6 Comic and Movie... +1
#9 - look at this OC i made 04/22/2015 on Washing a spoon +2

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#26 - flyingassassin (09/19/2015) [-]
You cant even master al
#25 - keplerx (09/12/2015) [-]
Aint he cute? and he's yours to keep!
User avatar #19 - Byte ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
An anon seems to buzz around you
you need a swatter, or a strip with goo
or to catch an anon in the act
leave for it a tasty snack
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