No it's not.

Sure !

Add me to this list if you wouldn't mind plz.

Okay ! and if you're interested, I just posted more yuri. funnyjunk.com/channel/yuri/Won+t+chu+kiss+me/gvpbLti/

yeah... no.

Oh, and you're not even the fucking hero in Oblivion, that Martin fuckboi is the god damned hero.

So, what, Oblivion DOESN'T have the shittiest rewards for your deeds ever? Oh wait, yes it does. Everyone's a jew with their septims, and your only acknowledgement is some half-assed NPC dialogue. At least you get to lead shit in Skyrim.

In Skyrim, you just get everything handed to you after a couple quests. There's no work involved. It's too easy.

Because the work you do is life-saving. If you just swooped in and saved some farmer's life from a fucking dragon, he'd give you fucking everything.

"At least you get to lead shit in Skyrim."

In Oblivion you can become:
> Guildmaster of the Fighter's Guild
> Archmage of the Mages Guild
> Listener of the Dark Brotherhood
> Gray Fox (Guildmaster of the Thieves Guild)
> Motherfucking Lord Sheogorath

Hmm, yep. Becoming the leader of stuff is DEFINITELY not a thing in Oblivion.

OMG LOOK AT YOU BADASS IN DAEDRIC ARMOUR, LEADER OF THE ALL THE GUILDS IN SKYRIM, SLAYER OF DRAGONS, KILLER OF KINGS. So, let me guess, you fetch the mead?

i'm not dead bubby

Bitch I clubbed your ass to death with the mace of Molag Bal.

takes more than that to kill a mothafucka

I used your corpse to level my conjuration to max, using soul trap, then had your zombie follow me for 2 minutes before you turned to ash.

that was my sister

I thought she looked a bit too masculine to be you.

duh, i was the bottom boyfriend of the old archmage

And now I get to wear the rug.

he was very gentile i'll have you know

I prefer Orcs.
Gentle gets boring after a bit.

if i wanted it rough i'd have him summon atronochs

Remember your fire-resistance enchanted cock-ring.

toys are for nerds

Storm Atronachs are more fun than the flame ones anyways.

the lightning numbs you so you last longer

Only if you're a casual. I have to have sparks equipped just to get hard at this point.

i am enjoying this conversation

Almost as much as you enjoyed those Daedric Lords.

dont forget the absolute scam at the front door

cast this spell
dont have it?
well I happen to have it for sale, I can EA it to you if you want

or you can prove to her that you are the dragonborn, that is a dialog option you know.

She sells the spell for a fraction of the price as anywhere else

> Go to college to learn magic
"Cast this spell to show you can magic"
> Magic I cannot
"Oh? Well heres a cheap book. So you can pass the exam, rather than run around the world looking for that one spell"
> Magic I can
"You mastered it! Welcome to the club! Lets go learn magic."

What? No matter what spell it is, she sells it for a fraction of the price of anyone else.

I want to watch this but the dam thing doesn't play. It just automatically goes to the end

Nope, still not doing it

holy shit, was that wind?

Pressure difference the air pressure outside was higher than the pressure inside causing a vacuum sucking air into the gym

No, were you not listening that was Kova'kin

you tried so hard...but you fucked up so bad

I really didn't care about spelling but apparently that's all that matters around here. Good job community.

That's very aristocratic but for the purpose of misspelling a K for a D it falls apart. With google translate there are very few language barriers and if purpose is translated what's the point of emphasizing a small misspelling while ignoring the purpose?

That's what happens when you just really don't care about spelling. And FJ apparently disagrees again. Go you community. Not coping out though, going to ride this out.

but what if they end up being your screensaver

I don't have a screen saver