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#452 - If you don't it'd be impossible to differentiate you from a 12…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2013 on 90's Kids 0
User avatar #453 - shadowmaul (04/12/2013) [-]
if i give you this thumb will you accept I don't care about grammer?
User avatar #454 - alltimetens (04/12/2013) [-]
I don't care about decent grammar. All I'm saying is, is that the only way you're going to thrive on this website is if you type with proper grammar. Bad grammar is a no-no.
#433 - I like AT too, I just don't like how you typed that sentence. …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2013 on 90's Kids 0
User avatar #434 - shadowmaul (04/11/2013) [-]
then you sir have very high expectations I don't need to make my sentences sound convincing or civilized
User avatar #452 - alltimetens (04/11/2013) [-]
If you don't it'd be impossible to differentiate you from a 12 year old. Here on FJ, we all have high expectations on grammar, spelling, and sentence structure. I know, it's stupid, but that's just how it is here. Even if you're funny, you need to have decent grammar at the least.
User avatar #453 - shadowmaul (04/12/2013) [-]
if i give you this thumb will you accept I don't care about grammer?
User avatar #454 - alltimetens (04/12/2013) [-]
I don't care about decent grammar. All I'm saying is, is that the only way you're going to thrive on this website is if you type with proper grammar. Bad grammar is a no-no.
#344 - Cool guy is a Macklemore... haha. 04/10/2013 on Macklemore 0
#124 - There are exceptions to that retarded rule. Sticking to the du… 04/10/2013 on More than likely a repost +1
#119 - What the fuck was the photographer thinking?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/10/2013 on More than likely a repost +1
User avatar #138 - secretdestroyers (05/18/2013) [-]
It was taken by Kevin Carter, he was a photojournalist, took this photo to illustrate the seriousness of the events at hand, but he was crushed by the fact that this particualr child was beyond saving.

He saw some really harrowing stuff around South Africa and tried to use the news media to spread awareness of it. He felt as though his message was going unheeded so in 1994, he killed himself.

Here's a page for more info: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Carter
User avatar #126 - amongoeth (04/10/2013) [-]
the guy killed himself a week or so after he took the photo.
User avatar #120 - Gerex (04/10/2013) [-]

Photo journalist or naturalist, non intervention, its like one of their rules. To them its no different than a hyena stalking the vulture.
User avatar #124 - alltimetens (04/10/2013) [-]
There are exceptions to that retarded rule. Sticking to the dumb code isn't as valuable as saving a life.
#118 - Wasting does not imply destroying. When you waste something… 04/10/2013 on More than likely a repost 0
#117 - Yeah... because that water couldn't easily be used to quench s… 04/09/2013 on More than likely a repost 0
#55 - Yeah that's not a waste of water at all.  [+] (8 new replies) 04/09/2013 on More than likely a repost -6
User avatar #66 - capslockrage (04/09/2013) [-]
You can't "waste" water. It's impossible.
Plus, the water probably flows off that cement platform and cycles through and gets reused.

Water doesn't go anywhere, it evaporates and rains down only to be reused, again, it's physically impossible to waste water.
User avatar #117 - alltimetens (04/09/2013) [-]
Yeah... because that water couldn't easily be used to quench someone's thirst.
#82 - jokerbit (04/09/2013) [-]
It's impossible to destroy water but it is possible to waste it e.i. spilling it in front of someone thirsty


I sometimes like to pretend that i know everything
#96 - N. Korean citizen (04/09/2013) [-]
To be fair, the water cycle only gives us a sense of renewability, but it doesn't mean water's indestructible. Ever heard of a chemical reaction? Add a drop of water to a clump of pure sodium, and I assure there won't be any water left. imjustsaiyan.jpg
#115 - jokerbit (04/09/2013) [-]
Damn my comment was flawed
User avatar #84 - capslockrage (04/09/2013) [-]
That's not literally wasting it though.

Also, it's i.e. not the other way around :P
User avatar #118 - alltimetens (04/10/2013) [-]
Wasting does not imply destroying. When you waste something, you're throwing it away/using it for a dumb purpose when it obviously can be used to do something better. I don't know where the hell you got destroying from. Yes... I understand that water can evaporate and I understand water doesn't just disappear, but that water obviously won't be used to help starving children since it won't be potable.
#85 - jokerbit (04/09/2013) [-]
Alright you won

Hats the joke
#54 - I always get fooled by this photo, and even though this is my… 04/09/2013 on More than likely a repost +4
#111 - **alltimetens rolled a random image posted in comment #55993… 04/09/2013 on Wait. What? DJ 4DMIN? 0
#128 - You my friend, are a dumb ass. 04/09/2013 on Islamist Advantage 0
#379 - You sound like the biggest 12 year old on Funny Junk, and ther…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/09/2013 on 90's Kids 0
User avatar #432 - shadowmaul (04/11/2013) [-]
so ur saying because i like adventure time im 12...typical
User avatar #433 - alltimetens (04/11/2013) [-]
I like AT too, I just don't like how you typed that sentence. It sounded very childish.
User avatar #434 - shadowmaul (04/11/2013) [-]
then you sir have very high expectations I don't need to make my sentences sound convincing or civilized
User avatar #452 - alltimetens (04/11/2013) [-]
If you don't it'd be impossible to differentiate you from a 12 year old. Here on FJ, we all have high expectations on grammar, spelling, and sentence structure. I know, it's stupid, but that's just how it is here. Even if you're funny, you need to have decent grammar at the least.
User avatar #453 - shadowmaul (04/12/2013) [-]
if i give you this thumb will you accept I don't care about grammer?
User avatar #454 - alltimetens (04/12/2013) [-]
I don't care about decent grammar. All I'm saying is, is that the only way you're going to thrive on this website is if you type with proper grammar. Bad grammar is a no-no.
#625 - Fuck 04/09/2013 on Who wants the account "blaze"? +5
#624 - **alltimetens rolls 3** Lemme guess... 8...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on Who wants the account "blaze"? 0
User avatar #625 - alltimetens (04/09/2013) [-]
Fuck
#623 - **alltimetens rolls 85** Dubs?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2013 on Who wants the account "blaze"? 0
User avatar #624 - alltimetens (04/09/2013) [-]
**alltimetens rolls 3** Lemme guess... 8...
User avatar #625 - alltimetens (04/09/2013) [-]
Fuck
#621 - **alltimetens rolls 181** TRIPS and it's mine.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2013 on Who wants the account "blaze"? 0
User avatar #623 - alltimetens (04/09/2013) [-]
**alltimetens rolls 85** Dubs?
User avatar #624 - alltimetens (04/09/2013) [-]
**alltimetens rolls 3** Lemme guess... 8...
User avatar #625 - alltimetens (04/09/2013) [-]
Fuck
#620 - **alltimetens rolls 76** TRIPS and it's mine. 04/09/2013 on Who wants the account "blaze"? 0
#619 - **alltimetens rolls 8,213** QUADS and it's mine.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/09/2013 on Who wants the account "blaze"? +1
#649 - missatrophy (04/09/2013) [-]
**missatrophy rolls 81**
for fucks sake
User avatar #621 - alltimetens (04/09/2013) [-]
**alltimetens rolls 181** TRIPS and it's mine.
User avatar #623 - alltimetens (04/09/2013) [-]
**alltimetens rolls 85** Dubs?
User avatar #624 - alltimetens (04/09/2013) [-]
**alltimetens rolls 3** Lemme guess... 8...
User avatar #625 - alltimetens (04/09/2013) [-]
Fuck
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#608 - If I get the account, I will sponsor FunnyJunk on my YouTube c…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on Who wants the account "blaze"? 0
User avatar #616 - kaitheguy (04/09/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD ARE YOU REALLY ALL TIME TENS? I've been subbed forever! Wtf, go back to youtube.

I thought i recognized your profile image.
#190 - Four million and counting. Do you even view? 04/09/2013 on Appreciate Your Views! 0
#1101 - Not true. Her denial for obvious facts don't under-mind religi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on McButthurt Comp #1 0
User avatar #1105 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (04/09/2013) [-]
Maybe you shouldn't look at just yourself. Let me ask you a question, do you believe some sort of God?
#897 - Implying religion causes stupidity and not the misinterpretati…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2013 on McButthurt Comp #1 0
#1085 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (04/08/2013) [-]
Well, most of the arguments made by the "stupid" people are mostly based off a religion. For instance, "So the video we just watched in chemistry said we are made of star dust... hmmm weird.. I have to say people are dumb".

Some guy tries to explain it to this girl, showing that there is some kind of proof for this. The girl says that "that crap isn't true" because she relies on the Bible. She didn't even gave it a chance to understand it. Why? Because everything that you need to know is, according to religion, written in the Bible or some other holy book. (or other objects I don't know about.)

So yes. I am implying religion causes stupidity because people don't believe what you try to teach them. If you were taught that apes evolved into humans and that those "morons in lab coats" could actually be right, and you still want to believe into a god. I can respect that because you developed your own opinion in what to believe instead of being ignorant and rely on the bible all the time.
User avatar #1101 - alltimetens (04/09/2013) [-]
Not true. Her denial for obvious facts don't under-mind religion in any way. As a Muslim, I am a strong believer of the Koran. Funny thing is, the Koran stated that we are made of dust. But that's irrelevant.

That so-called "Christian" probably has never opened a Bible in her life, and is trying to form an opinion without even considering either sides of the argument. Even though I am a Muslim, I still support evolution, the expansion of the universe, the big bang theory, and pretty much every other major scientific theory that is backed up by a numerous amount of evidence. The Koran even mentions the expansion of the universe/the big bang theory. It stated that the universe was at first a concentrated point. And that "they" (God and his helpers) created the universe and are expanding it.

Religion does not cause ignorance. Lacking knowledge and forming an opinion is what causes ignorance.
User avatar #1105 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (04/09/2013) [-]
Maybe you shouldn't look at just yourself. Let me ask you a question, do you believe some sort of God?
#332 - That's actually the mouse. 04/08/2013 on Gaming Mac 0
#118 - **alltimetens rolls 675** 04/08/2013 on After all this time? +1
#204 - Sounds like Skyrim. Yes I play Fallout too 04/07/2013 on America to the rescue? 0
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#90 - N. Korean citizen (05/15/2013) [-]
are you the one from youtube?
User avatar #89 - sekretguyy (04/09/2013) [-]
not sure if real...
User avatar #87 - admin (04/02/2013) [-]
just wanna say I appreciate you as a top content poster
User avatar #88 to #87 - alltimetens (04/06/2013) [-]
Thanks! although I haven't been able to post since I stayed in Chicago over SpringBreak. I'll be back home to theUK in a couple days
User avatar #86 - garymuthafuknoak (03/27/2013) [-]
When you're online message me. If I'm online I'll post it
User avatar #85 - trollins (03/25/2013) [-]
u real bro
User avatar #84 - xsap (03/13/2013) [-]
are you really the all time ten guy from youtube
User avatar #81 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
sex
User avatar #82 to #81 - alltimetens (03/06/2013) [-]
i just came
User avatar #83 to #82 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
Already? D:
Disappointing.
User avatar #76 - battlerifle (02/09/2013) [-]
pretty please?
User avatar #77 to #76 - alltimetens (02/09/2013) [-]
I'm not trading FJ points. Sorry mate.
User avatar #78 to #77 - battlerifle (02/09/2013) [-]
May, I ask why?
User avatar #79 to #78 - alltimetens (02/09/2013) [-]
It's just that I want to keep them. There's nothing more to it.
User avatar #80 to #79 - battlerifle (02/09/2013) [-]
Okay
User avatar #75 - battlerifle (02/09/2013) [-]
hola, je voudrais your FJ points thank you
#67 - blartonfairweather (02/08/2013) [-]
What is up, d00d?
What is up, d00d?
User avatar #68 to #67 - alltimetens (02/08/2013) [-]
Nothing much. How's life?
#69 to #68 - blartonfairweather (02/08/2013) [-]
Ah, well that is good I suppose.

And life is pretty good, just listening to music, have a huge blizzard where I live, ya know
the usual. And how is your life, fine sir?
User avatar #70 to #69 - alltimetens (02/08/2013) [-]
You must live pretty close to New York, then. It's snowing a TON outside.

Life is pretty great. I'm not trying to be rude but, why did you decide to add me?
#71 to #70 - blartonfairweather (02/08/2013) [-]
Yup, Connecticut, haha, it's supposed to get even worse as the night progresses...   
looking forward to that.   
   
And that is pretty great, man. Oh, and cuz I liked your content so I thought I'd just add    
you :B You seem pretty chill.
Yup, Connecticut, haha, it's supposed to get even worse as the night progresses...
looking forward to that.

And that is pretty great, man. Oh, and cuz I liked your content so I thought I'd just add
you :B You seem pretty chill.
User avatar #72 to #71 - alltimetens (02/08/2013) [-]
Oh, alright. You seem like a nice guy. I hope you don't mind, but I checked your profile and your content is hilarious. If you're not already, please make more.
#73 to #72 - blartonfairweather (02/08/2013) [-]
Eyup, and oh thank yoouu c:

And oh not at all, haha and thanks! I really appreciate it, mate. I will make more, so
don't worry ;)
User avatar #44 - regnollonger (02/06/2013) [-]
Pretty lame excuse to get thumbs. Posing as a famous youtuber and posting his video's in attempts to get thumbs.
User avatar #47 to #46 - alltimetens (02/06/2013) [-]
No really, just look at all the fucks I give. "oh ma gerd he iz copeing a gui frum utoob, and he iz getin tumbs, omg!" That's what you sound like, I suggest you grow up, because I honestly could not care less about a bunch of virtual green thumbs.
User avatar #48 to #47 - regnollonger (02/06/2013) [-]
Lol calm down.

I thought you were posting the All time 10's video's, when I can see you haven't.

Unless if you deleted them because they didn't get thumbs.

Basically what you do is spam the newest uploads with crap that we have already seen several times.

Your content is not entertaining nor high quality in anyway.

Also telling me to ''grow up'' shows how young and immature you are.

And you clearly do care about these amazing virtual green thumbs, since you continue to waste your time posting content.
User avatar #49 to #48 - alltimetens (02/06/2013) [-]
1. I've never posted any videos, that's just pointless
2. I never delete any of my content
3. Yet you're not complaining about people like phanact, felixjarl or any of those other top commenters for spamming content comment sections with unfunny comments.
4. That's your opinion. Most of my content gets good feedback, so clearly, it is pretty decent.
5. I'm telling you to grow up because of how much of a whiny bitch you are.
6. I do it so I can entertain others. As long as people got a good laugh out of my content, I'm satisfied.
User avatar #51 to #49 - regnollonger (02/06/2013) [-]
1. You name your account after a famous youtuber, yet you don't post their video's?
2. ^^^^^
3. I don't like Phanact at all, in fact I personally banned his ass, and then later unbanned him because it was unfair.
4. You post an interesting picture, or something that has already been posted on here several times.
5. I'm not close to being ''whiny'', I simply found it funny how pathetic you are. I could careless about you or what you do on here. However I will gladly point out your plebe ways for my own satisfaction.
6. You do it for the thumbs. That is all.
User avatar #55 to #51 - alltimetens (02/06/2013) [-]
1. Does it matter what my name is? I liked the name, used it, and that's it. I don't need to post videos or do any of that stuff.
2. ????
3. Does it matter if it's been posted here already? Not everyone can be bothered to stay on this website 24/7 and that means that not everyone can actually get to see every image. If the image, despite it being posted previously, gets thumbs, then CLEARLY it hasn't been seen by many people.
4. I'm pathetic, yet you waste your time to comment on my profile, pointing out to how pathetic I am. Why not just block me? Or, you can go complain on some other guy top content poster's profile.
5. Again, that's your opinion.
#58 to #55 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
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At first you were okey but now you just sound like a hypocrite.

Instead of defending yourself you are randomly blaming everyone and everything you might find.
User avatar #59 to #58 - alltimetens (02/06/2013) [-]
I'm not blaming anyone here.
User avatar #61 to #59 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
3. Yet you're not complaining about people like phanact, felixjarl or any of those other top commenters for spamming content comment sections with unfunny comments.

4. I'm pathetic, yet you waste your time to comment on my profile, pointing out to how pathetic I am. Why not just block me? Or, you can go complain on some other guy top content poster's profile.
5. Again, that's your opinion.
User avatar #63 to #61 - alltimetens (02/06/2013) [-]

3. "Yet you're not complaining about people like phanact, felixjarl or any of those other top commenters for spamming content comment sections with unfunny comments."

That's me pointing out the fairness of his claims. Why does he have to target me? I'm not trying to blame anyone else.


"I'm pathetic, yet you waste your time to comment on my profile, pointing out to how pathetic I am. Why not just block me? Or, you can go complain on some other guy top content poster's profile."

I'm basically telling him to get a life.

What does the 3rd one have to do with anything?
#54 to #51 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
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Sucks to be you, alltimetens

because this guy is right in this case.
User avatar #56 to #54 - regnollonger (02/06/2013) [-]
I have no idea who you are, but you have my respect.
User avatar #57 to #56 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
I was brought here because alltim mentioned my name in a example about commentators. comment 49

And i do not deserve any of it, you are the one who win on this battlefield.
User avatar #60 to #57 - regnollonger (02/06/2013) [-]
Yes I know how you got her, but you gained my respect as soon as I first saw you comment.

I subbed, continue being awesome.
User avatar #62 to #60 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Thanks for the flattery, may we meet each other in Valhalla.




If you are a mod(if i got it correctly) this guy wants to talk about a ban(if you got the time that is) www.funnyjunk.com/user/lymphoma

Anyhow have my praise for fighting against a reposter and if there is anything you require don't hesitate to call me.
User avatar #64 to #62 - regnollonger (02/06/2013) [-]
Trust me, I am not a mod.

However I have scripted multiple macro's for this website. Mass flag, thumb, spam, etc.

I mass flag users and have them falsely banned for ''porn''. Because that's how crap the system is on here.

I can revoke the ban by admitting that I did it, which is what I do to unban certain users that say they are sorry.

If a user wants to ask for an unban, then he needs to contact fjhelp

www.funnyjunk.com/user/fjhelp
User avatar #65 to #64 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
He tried that, no response.


But thanks for your time anyways, i have enjoyed our time together. And DAMN! you sir are evil!
User avatar #74 to #65 - alltimetens (02/09/2013) [-]
Admitting to something like that can get you banned. Reposting isn't a prohibition, just letting you know.
#50 to #49 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
I take the side of regnollonger here.   
   
Do not use commentators as a example when it is about content. It is a truly different game and set of rules.   
   
Even so, + for enjoyment part. That is the most important.
I take the side of regnollonger here.

Do not use commentators as a example when it is about content. It is a truly different game and set of rules.

Even so, + for enjoyment part. That is the most important.
User avatar #52 to #50 - alltimetens (02/06/2013) [-]
I really see no difference between people who spam content and people who spam comments.
#53 to #52 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
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Give it 5 minutes and you will quickly see a difference.
#24 - kokanium **User deleted account** (01/25/2013) [-]
Just for shits and giggles, I thought your avatar would look "nicer" if I made the gray transparent.
User avatar #25 to #24 - alltimetens (01/25/2013) [-]
Thanx bro
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User avatar #20 - Yesitsme (01/21/2013) [-]
Go spam a different site.
User avatar #21 to #20 - alltimetens (01/21/2013) [-]
What are you talking about?
User avatar #18 - soulterminatorm (01/16/2013) [-]
alltime10s? From YouTube?
User avatar #17 - MOARkrabs (01/16/2013) [-]
lol die niggers
User avatar #12 - masterboll (01/12/2013) [-]
will you be posting tits?
#19 to #12 - alltimetens (01/21/2013) [-]
You're very fucking welcome.
#13 to #12 - catzombie (01/13/2013) [-]
yea he will.
User avatar #11 - benasbenas (01/08/2013) [-]
if you are legit i will kiss you
#10 - envinite (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know if you are that one in the Youtube, but damn you looks legit as fuck
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