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#38 - People that aren't ******* retards.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/24/2013 on get your shit together +107
User avatar #103 - biggydy (12/24/2013) [-]
I don't read books, does that makes me a retard?
User avatar #71 - sanguinesolitude (12/24/2013) [-]
it's a troll. they all are trolls
User avatar #66 - McFuckUp (12/24/2013) [-]
This same exchange, including the picture in iviagic's comment, is used every fucking time there's a post about books.
User avatar #45 - thatoneiranianguy (12/24/2013) [-]
Not realizing he's a troll. Don't give him red thumbs people.
#52 - fefe (12/24/2013) [-]
honestly don't give a fuck. i'm getting green thumbs and that's all that matters
#90 - Stop using phanact's photos. 12/23/2013 on Yeaaa, it's gonna have to... 0
#197 - Did you just copy the top comment and expect green thumbs?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2013 on meet joe +6
User avatar #200 - newforomador (12/23/2013) [-]
He's a troll. He's trying to get red thumbs.
#8 - People that aren't ******* idiots.  [+] (13 new replies) 12/23/2013 on twas amazing tho +25
#113 - shrolen (12/23/2013) [-]
Correlation doesn't not necessarily mean causation. I have read a total of about as many books as an average 3rd grader would have. I might not be a genius but I am still in the top percentages in testing and GPA. If I needed to read a book for school I would find an audio-book and listen to that instead.
Many people, including myself, are auditory learners instead of visual learners. If I read something, I forget it quite quickly. If I hear something though, I remember it for far longer and it is more useful to me.

Just because someone doesn't read, doesn't mean that their logic is "hurr durr reading is 4 nerds." or that they don't care about educating themselves.
User avatar #53 - mutzaki (12/23/2013) [-]
Everyone who doesn't read books is a fucking idiot and people who do read can't be idiots.
See, since I don't read, I never would have known this if it hadn't been for your comment.
User avatar #13 - malhaloc (12/23/2013) [-]
Reading's just boring in my opinion. In middle school there was this program called Accelerated Reading. A pathetic attempt to get kids to enjoy reading. Basically they made it against the rules to read anything that was considered "below your level" as far as comprehension. And your level was determined by mandatory tests based on what you read. The better your score, the higher your level. I was at college level reading and comprehension which basically meant that anything I enjoyed reading I wasn't allowed to. And whats worse we had to check out books on our level from the school library and had one week to finish it and take the test at which point we had one day to check out another book. So I basically had boring ass ginormous novels crammed down my throat for 3 years. Now I can't get past the first paragraph of any book without thinking about how much I hate reading.

TL;DR Not everyone who hates books is an idiot.
#122 - fefe (12/23/2013) [-]
AR was some silly fuckin shit, man. I just used the Harry Potter series for a few years, then switched over to WoT, and all that showed was that I read big books, whoopdie-fuckin-do. It was just a waste of time. If you love reading, you just end up taking useless tests, and if you hate it, you just end up failing useless tests.
User avatar #123 - malhaloc (12/24/2013) [-]
and being forced to read anyway lol i just randomly clicked through the answers when i didn't finish these huge ass books in the time allotted. they caught on and made the teacher watch me as I took the tests. i swear it was like they wanted to ensure i never picked up a book again...
User avatar #112 - haroldsaxon (12/23/2013) [-]
That school system is fuckin retarded.

Everyone who hates reading is an idiot, as well as everyone who doesn't hate reading.
#31 - fefe (12/23/2013) [-]
I also had to do accelerated reader in school. By third grade I had reached the highest reading level so I decided to find the most off the wall crazy book I could in the school library. I was not disappointed, I found Mein Kompf by Adolf Hitler. I walked around that school reading a book about Nazi idealism and not once was questioned about it IN THE THIRD GRADE. To top it off I am a blonde haired blue eyed Hitler poster child. Took the test and aced that shit.
User avatar #19 - megayoming (12/23/2013) [-]
Im not disagreeing with you
But being forced to read a book of your level "In school"
Does not make it comprehensible to say fuck reading
and if you had the sense you would of looked at the books you like then make your score fit the Criteria of your wants
I was in 4 grade and had the reading level of a High school senior
I could read and understand well enough to manipulate the system to allow me to read books that i liked
If you really wanted the Book you would of came up with 64 possible Solutions to acquire said book and read it
Im not the smartest or even remotely intelligent in any standers every day people see but im smarter than most at doing what i like
Personal faves when i was young
The black pearl
The seed that would not grow
Cry of the ice mark
Shadow children books -Among the Enemy -Among the Barons
Enders game -The speaker of the dead
Blood was cold
The Fallen Sword
The killing stream
Quest of the Shard
#32 - fefe (12/23/2013) [-]
The Seed that would not Grow was the shit.
User avatar #35 - megayoming (12/23/2013) [-]
Only kid to fallow the rules of the contest

People need to read that book more to the kids down in #Swagfag land
User avatar #20 - malhaloc (12/23/2013) [-]
Oh I'm not saying I didn't read what I wanted in my free time. But I was still forced to read shit I had literally no interest in at school. Soon enough any interest I had in the literary arts died, it wasn't that strong to begin with but I wasn't opposed to it.
User avatar #21 - megayoming (12/23/2013) [-]
The Vision
The system kills the dream the dreamer dared to dream
But will the system ever halt its regressive hold on the prepubescent Minds that they so Violently hold to the confines of the reality they deem worth of notice?

That is the kind of stuff i did as a kid
But than again that's what my schizophrenia told me life was about

The Way
You are the equivalent to the mountain bound streams
We start fresh and new with the hopes of our dreams Whisking us down to the reality of those before us
The lake is cold and harsh we mingle and learn living out our days in the confines of the dam
When the time comes the lake will spill those who are now old and ready to pass on the uses of their lives
They move down the way that has been carved in ages passed soon they meet the same crimson Tide
User avatar #18 - FragOut (12/23/2013) [-]
Too long.. so boring.. I tried...

Seriously though, being 'forced' essentially to do anything will really ruin it, sorry bud.
#176 - Did you think we'd be impressed? 12/23/2013 on geniuses at work +13
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#104 - Stop with this racist ******** .  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2013 on title -11
User avatar #137 - Marker (12/23/2013) [-]
Everyones A Little Bit Racist You should probably give this song a listen.
#116 - aaronsalsa (12/23/2013) [-]
Go take your ponies to another thread plz...

We were almost done healing from the war...
User avatar #115 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
It's a joke that pokes fun at herself.
#117 - sup  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2013 on alltimetens's profile 0
User avatar #118 - tittentei (12/23/2013) [-]
are you the alltimetens from youtube?
#67 - I believe soldiers aren't obligated to be sad all the time. A … 12/23/2013 on The war on style escalates +23
#12 - >inner euphoria 12/23/2013 on the onion +3
#3 - People that aren't ******* retards.  [+] (28 new replies) 12/23/2013 on the book would've been 10x... +455
User avatar #154 - chrisis (12/23/2013) [-]
Apparently they are.....everyone fell for it
#134 - fefe (12/23/2013) [-]
You can't call other people retards if you don't even recognize bait.
User avatar #133 - hysteriaward (12/23/2013) [-]
im fucking retards daily, so yes i read
#129 - MasterManiac (12/23/2013) [-]
What if I told you you just took the bait? Just ignore him.
User avatar #127 - anonefgthree (12/23/2013) [-]
I mean I do like reading and all but I hate the notion that if you don't read you're stupid as hell or the other way around, that if you do read you're extremely smart or something
User avatar #126 - greenstrongworld (12/23/2013) [-]
I'm fucking a retard and reading at the same time. YOUR MOVE EINSTEIN.
#105 - fefe (12/23/2013) [-]
Who even responds to trolls anymore
#104 - fefe (12/23/2013) [-]
>Is obvious bait
>Drowns him in red
gg FJ
User avatar #87 - misterfrog (12/23/2013) [-]
My girlfriend has down syndrome and i still read books.
#98 - fefe (12/23/2013) [-]
Sticking muh dick in a potato
#85 - dalgaard (12/23/2013) [-]
>Don't like to read
>Is now a fucking retard
#34 - fefe (12/23/2013) [-]
iridium said "then who keeps buying twilight and 50 shades of grey then?"
#30 - iridium has deleted their comment.
#22 - envinite (12/23/2013) [-]
Although that guy is probably trolling, not reading books doesn't mean they are retards since nowadays there's a lot of different media where you can get info, entertainment, and stuff.

Goddamn you "I read books so I'm superior in fandom" people
User avatar #121 - hudis (12/23/2013) [-]
Don't take this the wrong way, but I really really doubt that watching TV or playing video games has the same intellectual stimulation as reading does, or that it stimulates one's imagination as much. Maybe it comes down to different people having differently wired brains, but to me it's always seemed that reading puts the brain in high alert and requires focus and thought and reading between the lines to understand what you're reading. Watching TV is the opposite. You just sit there, watching, and everything is handed to you on a silver platter and it's not engaging the brain at all. It's the same with knowledge-focused programs, really. Yes, documentaries are easier to understand than written articles - but is it really better in the long run, or is it simply a short-term measure that is ultimately harmful to your level of intelligence if over-consumed?

Either way, to me it is obvious that people who read are generally (i.e. there are idiots among those who reads as well, but they're a minority in my experience) more intelligent. I just have to look at the social circles I have and have had and the evidence is all over the place. One thing I am sure about in regard to that, though: pretty much every single person I've met who has refused to read on the grounds that it's boring or they don't have the patience for it has been either a complete moron or the kind of narrow-minded, bigoted individual that people can't be bothered with anyway. The two are not mutually exclusive, mind.
#131 - jazzyietheferret (12/23/2013) [-]
I learned to read when my grandfather stopped reading the Kings/Space Quest text to me. Had to do it.
User avatar #107 - pwnigator (12/23/2013) [-]
I think well made, story driven video games are the best way to tell a story, because of the interaction, visual-style and the feeling of actually having an impact on your surroundings.
User avatar #91 - guitarnigger (12/23/2013) [-]
this. Fucking people.
User avatar #47 - mussyo (12/23/2013) [-]
It's factual, we have more information to go in. By that very definition, we know more and as it takes longer to read then watch, it requires more effort, therefore we are more "dedicated" and "better" fans.

User avatar #51 - envinite (12/23/2013) [-]
Some people don't like reading books ,especially the one that full of words because they think it's boring and they find other media substance more enjoyable or even more informative and thus makes them prefer these media substances.

Also more effort =/= better

And please tell me you're joking with that "dedicated" and "better" fans part
User avatar #63 - mussyo (12/23/2013) [-]
No I am not, I wont bother debating it with this cesspool, horde mentality, shit hole that is funnyjunk. Thumb me down, It's all virtual.
User avatar #96 - themexicanpwner (12/23/2013) [-]
*tips fedora*
User avatar #97 - mussyo (12/23/2013) [-]
Thanks for proving my point.
User avatar #36 - iridium (12/23/2013) [-]

It's a matter of substance, regardless of medium. Plenty of movies, music records, games, comics and books contain great, thought provoking narratives told through their own means...and then we have shit summer comedies, generic cranked out pop music, bland imitation shooters, shit comics and books like Fifty Shades, just for an example of each.
#37 - fefe (12/23/2013) [-]
why did you delete your first comment?
User avatar #38 - iridium (12/23/2013) [-]
I made a second comment that was more fleshed out than my first one and didn't want 2 comments that basically said the same thing with one of them saying much less right next to each other.
#29 - fefe (12/23/2013) [-]
>implying im a massive buthurt faggot
User avatar #17 - bloodbathmcbullet (12/23/2013) [-]
wow he doesn't read books he's a retard
ok that makes sense
#84 - Picture 12/22/2013 on Video game franchises as... +15
#64 - Get this cancerous **** out of here. 12/22/2013 on Those feetsies +1
#79 - >intellectually superior  [+] (6 new replies) 12/21/2013 on Anon believes in an afterlife +90
#146 - fefe (12/21/2013) [-]
You know what pisses me off? How no one can think of themselves as smart without being called a "fedora neckbeard".
User avatar #223 - ugoboom (12/21/2013) [-]
Learn of something called humility. Nobody wants to talk to someone who thinks they're better than somebody else.
User avatar #173 - severepwner (12/21/2013) [-]
There is a difference between intelligence and arrogance. Those who put themselves above others instead of valuing them aren't smart. They're arrogant. You aren't as smart as you say you are. Others have to agree with that you are smart as well.
User avatar #162 - klotrock (12/21/2013) [-]
By not trying to flaunt the intelligence they think they have. I think most people who are actually intelligent do not make it vocal.
User avatar #152 - guitarnigger (12/21/2013) [-]
you obviously havent spent enough time on the internet. That.. or you havent seen the original facebook post (i think) where that image came from
#154 - fefe (12/21/2013) [-]
Please tell.
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#415 - Exactly. Because a couple of tigers hanging out in the woods i… 12/18/2013 on Beautiful Creatures +1
#228 - Is your son named Lelouch Lamperouge by any chance? 12/17/2013 on Lil'Dominator 0
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#332 - You copied the top comment and expected green thumbs? You're retarded.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on Bosses of vidya gaems +5
User avatar #377 - whichever (12/15/2013) [-]
he expected red thumbs.
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User avatar #93 - Gaulli (12/14/2013) [-]
I that alot a lot
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User avatar #166 - badmotorfinger (03/09/2015) [-]
sup man aint talked in a while
User avatar #167 to #166 - alltimetens (03/09/2015) [-]
Hiya! Glad you stI'll remember me
User avatar #168 to #167 - badmotorfinger (03/09/2015) [-]
yeah, you're the iviagic guy
User avatar #170 to #168 - alltimetens (03/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #171 to #170 - badmotorfinger (03/09/2015) [-]
haha whoops
cover blown
User avatar #169 to #168 - badmotorfinger (03/09/2015) [-]
that was forever ago
User avatar #172 to #169 - alltimetens (03/09/2015) [-]
2015 already... good lord
User avatar #173 to #172 - badmotorfinger (03/09/2015) [-]
2010 still feels like 2 years ago
User avatar #175 to #173 - alltimetens (03/09/2015) [-]
Tell me about it. remember gangnam style? Felix Baumgartner? 2012 has been my favorite year so far.
User avatar #176 to #175 - badmotorfinger (03/09/2015) [-]
how could i forget gangnam style? or staying up on dec 21st to see whether or not i'd die
good times
User avatar #177 to #176 - alltimetens (03/09/2015) [-]
I remember spending hours and hours on skyrim. Loved that game dearly

When we're old, we'll be some weird ass grandparents
User avatar #178 to #177 - badmotorfinger (03/09/2015) [-]
i just want to live to see america turn 300
User avatar #174 to #173 - badmotorfinger (03/09/2015) [-]
so what have you been up to?
User avatar #163 - joshlol (12/21/2014) [-]
**joshlol waves at you**
User avatar #164 to #163 - alltimetens (12/21/2014) [-]

i know nobody ever lived you before...

but i sorta like you
User avatar #165 to #164 - joshlol (12/21/2014) [-]
I'm not worth liking.

But thanks, what's up?
#162 - syrianassassin (05/31/2014) [-]
because you are new in the religion board, you must know what your enemy will do to your opinions

this is my first post in the religion board i talked with ethics and total respect and look what happened


now i am a troll who troll atheist trolls using their own logic and piss them off using their own life system and belief

new atheism =/= atheism

new atheism mean you shall be a total asshole against religion no matter how logical the answer is given

the board is full of heretics and you shall take care
#159 - syrianassassin (05/31/2014) [-]
i see you are a christian who came for some question in the religion board, and all you saw is some faggots trolling and ************
User avatar #160 to #159 - alltimetens (05/31/2014) [-]
I'm not really a Christian. I'm more of an agnostic.
User avatar #161 to #160 - syrianassassin (05/31/2014) [-]
and when you wanted answer, all you found is some new atheism bitches and cock sucking tranny faggots trolling you with nonsense
#149 - fefe (04/08/2014) [-]
hey your the guy from youtube
i like your videos dude
User avatar #154 to #149 - tranquilizer (04/20/2014) [-]
He's not them
User avatar #155 to #154 - badmotorfinger (05/02/2014) [-]
get the euthanization needle. they're becoming aware.
User avatar #156 to #155 - tranquilizer (05/02/2014) [-]
Where did you come from
The future?
#157 to #156 - nickypickle ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
I dunno if all this charade about being the one on youtube or not is all part of a 'sekretu klub' thing but its really getting to the point where someone needs some answers

yes? no? why is this such an issue I dont understand
User avatar #158 to #157 - tranquilizer (05/23/2014) [-]
Where do you people keep coming from I'm scared ;_;
#143 - zafara ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
And with the mildly aroused Karasu picture, I am finished. Sorry for the spamish stuff, but you did ask me to and they do make good reaction images.
User avatar #145 to #143 - alltimetens (04/07/2014) [-]
No problem, man.

I appreciate all these reaction pics. Fukken savin' all of em'. I'm glad there are others here who have enjoyed the same anime as I.
User avatar #146 to #145 - zafara ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
Might be an odd thing to say, but you might want to join Tumblr. A lot of us are actually males who enjoy certain fandoms and have deep discussions about them, especially with Yu Yu Hakusho.

Might I suggest Kill La Kill or HunterXHunter? The latter apparently takes place in the future of Yu Yu Hakusho. Of course, Inuyasha is said to take place in the past, with Kikyo being Raizen's original daughter.
User avatar #147 to #146 - alltimetens (04/07/2014) [-]
Damn... I better get watching.
User avatar #148 to #147 - zafara ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
Go for Inuyasha first. I feel like Yu Yu Hakusho took a lot from that show. "Ooohhh we're losing viewers during the Dark Tournament, better show them Kurama's true form!" Fricken love child of Sesshomaru and Inuyasha (Which given Sesshomaru's mother isn't entirely out of the question even though they are a different species). Also, character types for both Toguro brothers, Bui, Karasu, and others were in that show.
#142 - zafara ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
Sometimes I edit a strikethrough over the 'not' to make a joke.
#141 - zafara ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
#140 - zafara ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#139 - zafara ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
This is my wallpaper and icon
#138 - zafara ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
This too.
This too.
#137 - zafara ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
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#136 - zafara ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
By the way, there is a user named Toguro here, but they aren't named after this Toguro.
By the way, there is a user named Toguro here, but they aren't named after this Toguro.
#150 to #136 - toguro (04/17/2014) [-]
You like telling everyone that don'tcha?
User avatar #151 to #150 - zafara ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
Well, we were talking about Toguro anyway. You usually pop up whenever Toguro is mentioned, so I wanted to let him know that you would probably show up. I also wanted to warn him that you don't really watch the show and named yourself Toguro after something else so that they didn't ask you questions about Yu Yu Hakusho you don't know.

Basically, I wanted to save some time by warning him that while you have the name, you don't know the show.

You know what I'm trying to say?
#152 to #151 - toguro (04/17/2014) [-]
Yeah I understood the 4th time you did it - I dont mind really
User avatar #153 to #152 - zafara ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
I didn't think I was mentioning you that much. Sorry.
#135 - zafara ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
This works as a good, I am mildly confused and/or disturbed by what I see
#133 - zafara ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
#132 - zafara ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#131 - zafara ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
#130 - zafara ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
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#129 - zafara ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
Remember this scene?
Remember this scene?
User avatar #134 to #129 - alltimetens (04/07/2014) [-]
this **** was creepy
User avatar #144 to #134 - zafara ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
Yep. You know what's even more creepy? Elder Toguro decapitated himself into a small aquarium and swam around in there as a head for a while without anyone really noticing.
#128 - zafara ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
When someone doesn't get the joke and gets offended so you have to explain it.
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