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#265 - Dude... are those drugs on the left side?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2013 on Priorities are in check -1
User avatar #424 - leifosaurus (11/09/2013) [-]
No, those are eye-droppers containing the juice i use for my el-ciggs and some magician wax and a carrier case among other things
#228 - How much did you spend on all that?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2013 on Priorities are in check 0
User avatar #426 - leifosaurus (11/09/2013) [-]
inn all i'm up to almost 4000$, but im buying some new stuff for about 1000$ next week
#227 - Are you Asian?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2013 on Priorities are in check +1
#238 - negrocop (11/08/2013) [-]
nope
#3501 - I'm sorry. I honestly thought you didn't care. But n…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2013 on What's your secret that... 0
User avatar #3568 - kitarierose (11/27/2013) [-]
Not murder, Manslaughter. He didn't intend on killing him.
#3438 - Except you have no reason to hate me. You committed murder, no…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/07/2013 on What's your secret that... 0
User avatar #3446 - mysterykid (11/07/2013) [-]
I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about myself.
I hate myself for what I did.
I got into a car accident a few years ago and suffered a similar injury. Sometimes I wish I would have died then.
User avatar #3501 - alltimetens (11/08/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.

I honestly thought you didn't care. But now that I see your pain, I guess it makes sense to not hate you.

I realize that you were a kid at the time of your friend's passing. But the fact that you deliberately shook the tree and killed your friend made me angry, even if I never met your friend.
User avatar #3568 - kitarierose (11/27/2013) [-]
Not murder, Manslaughter. He didn't intend on killing him.
User avatar #3442 - MrPow (11/07/2013) [-]
I think he meant that he hates himself as well.
#2819 - Yeah..... You're.... you're a ******* … 11/07/2013 on What's your secret that... -3
#2775 - Kind of weird having a person who committed murder on here. I …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/07/2013 on What's your secret that... -1
User avatar #2878 - mysterykid (11/07/2013) [-]
That makes two of us.
User avatar #3438 - alltimetens (11/07/2013) [-]
Except you have no reason to hate me. You committed murder, not me.

Rather than taking your most deserved punishment (the death penalty or life imprisonment) you decide to hide it. I hope you experience the same death as your friend.
User avatar #3446 - mysterykid (11/07/2013) [-]
I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about myself.
I hate myself for what I did.
I got into a car accident a few years ago and suffered a similar injury. Sometimes I wish I would have died then.
User avatar #3501 - alltimetens (11/08/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.

I honestly thought you didn't care. But now that I see your pain, I guess it makes sense to not hate you.

I realize that you were a kid at the time of your friend's passing. But the fact that you deliberately shook the tree and killed your friend made me angry, even if I never met your friend.
User avatar #3568 - kitarierose (11/27/2013) [-]
Not murder, Manslaughter. He didn't intend on killing him.
User avatar #3442 - MrPow (11/07/2013) [-]
I think he meant that he hates himself as well.
#2758 - You're the faggot that got FJ tattooed on his arm. It…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2013 on What's your secret that... -2
User avatar #3360 - wickkles (11/07/2013) [-]
I've thought about it a lot, but for different reasons.
#88 - "HURR DURR STOP RITE DERE!" How do people f… 11/07/2013 on My brain......hurts -2
#17 - I like iOS more than Android. However, that does not… 11/07/2013 on Admin +2
#16156 - Avatar: The Last Airbender or Avatar: The Legend of Korra? Whi…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
#16162 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/07/2013) [-]
not a question. avatar the last airbender was a funny original heartfilled anonoly. Korra is a money grab who's only redeming character was Amon and to a lesser extent Asami. But Asami is now garbage along with the rest of the useless characters

in Avatar all the characters were helpful and the BEST at what they did. now we are just watching a bunch of mediocre benders and people screw up everything they come across
#25 - Ohhh....Thank you 11/06/2013 on So true it hurts. 0
#23 - What's the joke?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/06/2013 on So true it hurts. 0
User avatar #24 - sirwolfcat (11/06/2013) [-]
IF I'm correct, Joot was trying to say that the girl's paper was what he posted and that she will come back to it when her standards for guys lowers.
User avatar #28 - joot (11/06/2013) [-]
Yes you are correct
User avatar #25 - alltimetens (11/06/2013) [-]
Ohhh....Thank you
#138689 - Yeah... you're definitely a female. Usually females … 11/06/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... -1
#138685 - I'm assuming you're a female.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... -1
User avatar #138687 - obedientflyer (11/06/2013) [-]
Maybe I am
User avatar #138689 - alltimetens (11/06/2013) [-]
Yeah... you're definitely a female.

Usually females call other females whores.
#138681 - Has anyone else realized that 99.99% of the male FJ population…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... -4
User avatar #138722 - tittentei (11/06/2013) [-]
>implying I'm not A$AP Rocky
User avatar #138720 - stringfingerable (11/06/2013) [-]
I would actually change mine to be a picture of myself but the stupid uploader isn't working.
#138707 - fargtwo (11/06/2013) [-]
Okay, so the picture is a little dated. But this is, infact, me.
User avatar #138711 - alexanderburns (11/06/2013) [-]
Can't wait to see Christmas loaf.
#138712 - fargtwo (11/06/2013) [-]
"He sees you when you're sleeping!
He knows when you're awake!
He knows when you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!"
User avatar #138684 - obedientflyer (11/06/2013) [-]
Not really, the only ones who I've seen do that are NSFW whores or females new to the site. For the most part, you won't even realize someone is female until they tell you.
User avatar #138685 - alltimetens (11/06/2013) [-]
I'm assuming you're a female.
User avatar #138687 - obedientflyer (11/06/2013) [-]
Maybe I am
User avatar #138689 - alltimetens (11/06/2013) [-]
Yeah... you're definitely a female.

Usually females call other females whores.
User avatar #138682 - cycloneclone (11/06/2013) [-]
Sexist
#22 - DS was alright. I don't know why, but I enjoyed Skyrim more. 11/06/2013 on Challange 0
#21 - Guarantee 100% that you won't regret buying it … 11/06/2013 on Challange +4
#84 - By eating ice cubes 11/06/2013 on Animal facts -1
#58 - I'm having an extremely similar problem to yours. Wh… 11/06/2013 on Slave to the booty 0
#83 - He **** mountains the day after. 11/06/2013 on Well I feel undisciplined now +1
#19 - You're acting like FJ is one, mentally challenged person with … 11/06/2013 on Greenfish words of wisdom +2
#110 - Buy a 2-3 thousand dollar PC and then get a ******** …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Wal-Mart 0
#112 - creepyunclebob (11/06/2013) [-]
Good luck finding a PC at Walmart worth the cardboard it's printed on.
#207 - thismustbeseen (11/06/2013) [-]
"worth the cardboard it's printed on"

I see what you did there. Two jokes in one. I like that.
#91 - The gorilla probably stole that bike, too. 11/05/2013 on Instant Pick-Me-Up 0
#61 - Dude... Just search "Epilepsi" on Google t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2013 on Damn it,you had one job! +2
User avatar #158 - resbiansrock (11/05/2013) [-]
I love your username...but I'm guessing you aren't the real-deal, huh?
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#162 - syrianassassin (05/31/2014) [-]
because you are new in the religion board, you must know what your enemy will do to your opinions

this is my first post in the religion board i talked with ethics and total respect and look what happened

www.funnyjunk.com/religion/54159#54159


now i am a troll who troll atheist trolls using their own logic and piss them off using their own life system and belief

new atheism =/= atheism

new atheism mean you shall be a total asshole against religion no matter how logical the answer is given

the board is full of heretics and you shall take care
#159 - syrianassassin (05/31/2014) [-]
i see you are a christian who came for some question in the religion board, and all you saw is some faggots trolling and ************
User avatar #160 to #159 - alltimetens ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
I'm not really a Christian. I'm more of an agnostic.
User avatar #161 to #160 - syrianassassin (05/31/2014) [-]
and when you wanted answer, all you found is some new atheism bitches and cock sucking tranny faggots trolling you with nonsense
right?
#149 - CIS White Male (04/08/2014) [-]
hey your the guy from youtube
i like your videos dude
User avatar #154 to #149 - tranquilizer (04/20/2014) [-]
He's not them
User avatar #155 to #154 - badmotorfinger (05/02/2014) [-]
get the euthanization needle. they're becoming aware.
User avatar #156 to #155 - tranquilizer (05/02/2014) [-]
Wait
Where did you come from
The future?
#157 to #156 - nickypickle ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
I dunno if all this charade about being the one on youtube or not is all part of a 'sekretu klub' thing but its really getting to the point where someone needs some answers

yes? no? why is this such an issue I dont understand
User avatar #158 to #157 - tranquilizer (05/23/2014) [-]
Where do you people keep coming from I'm scared ;_;
#143 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
And with the mildly aroused Karasu picture, I am finished. Sorry for the spamish stuff, but you did ask me to and they do make good reaction images.
User avatar #145 to #143 - alltimetens ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
No problem, man.

I appreciate all these reaction pics. Fukken savin' all of em'. I'm glad there are others here who have enjoyed the same anime as I.
User avatar #146 to #145 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
Might be an odd thing to say, but you might want to join Tumblr. A lot of us are actually males who enjoy certain fandoms and have deep discussions about them, especially with Yu Yu Hakusho.

Might I suggest Kill La Kill or HunterXHunter? The latter apparently takes place in the future of Yu Yu Hakusho. Of course, Inuyasha is said to take place in the past, with Kikyo being Raizen's original daughter.
User avatar #147 to #146 - alltimetens ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
Damn... I better get watching.
User avatar #148 to #147 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
Go for Inuyasha first. I feel like Yu Yu Hakusho took a lot from that show. "Ooohhh we're losing viewers during the Dark Tournament, better show them Kurama's true form!" Fricken love child of Sesshomaru and Inuyasha (Which given Sesshomaru's mother isn't entirely out of the question even though they are a different species). Also, character types for both Toguro brothers, Bui, Karasu, and others were in that show.
#142 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
Sometimes I edit a strikethrough over the 'not' to make a joke.
#140 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
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#139 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
This is my wallpaper and icon
#138 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
This too.
This too.
#137 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
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#136 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
By the way, there is a user named Toguro here, but they aren't named after this Toguro.
By the way, there is a user named Toguro here, but they aren't named after this Toguro.
#150 to #136 - toguro ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
You like telling everyone that don'tcha?
User avatar #151 to #150 - zafara (04/17/2014) [-]
Well, we were talking about Toguro anyway. You usually pop up whenever Toguro is mentioned, so I wanted to let him know that you would probably show up. I also wanted to warn him that you don't really watch the show and named yourself Toguro after something else so that they didn't ask you questions about Yu Yu Hakusho you don't know.

Basically, I wanted to save some time by warning him that while you have the name, you don't know the show.

You know what I'm trying to say?
#152 to #151 - toguro ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
Yeah I understood the 4th time you did it - I dont mind really
User avatar #153 to #152 - zafara (04/17/2014) [-]
I didn't think I was mentioning you that much. Sorry.
#135 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
This works as a good, I am mildly confused and/or disturbed by what I see
#132 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
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#130 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
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#129 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
Remember this scene?
Remember this scene?
User avatar #134 to #129 - alltimetens ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
this **** was creepy
User avatar #144 to #134 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
Yep. You know what's even more creepy? Elder Toguro decapitated himself into a small aquarium and swam around in there as a head for a while without anyone really noticing.
#128 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
When someone doesn't get the joke and gets offended so you have to explain it.
#127 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
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