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|#36 - Fine. Take my red thumbs. If it'll help.||12/30/2013 on Guess that means no pink...||+8|
|#31 - Dogs hate you too.||12/30/2013 on Nifty trick||0|
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|#38 - People that aren't ******* retards. [+] (5 new replies)||12/24/2013 on get your shit together||+107|
#52 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/24/2013) [-]
honestly don't give a fuck. i'm getting green thumbs and that's all that matters
|#90 - Stop using phanact's photos.||12/23/2013 on Yeaaa, it's gonna have to...||0|
|#197 - Did you just copy the top comment and expect green thumbs? [+] (1 new reply)||12/23/2013 on meet joe||+6|
|#8 - People that aren't ******* idiots. [+] (13 new replies)||12/23/2013 on twas amazing tho||+25|
#113 - shrolen (12/23/2013) [-]
Correlation doesn't not necessarily mean causation. I have read a total of about as many books as an average 3rd grader would have. I might not be a genius but I am still in the top percentages in testing and GPA. If I needed to read a book for school I would find an audio-book and listen to that instead.
Many people, including myself, are auditory learners instead of visual learners. If I read something, I forget it quite quickly. If I hear something though, I remember it for far longer and it is more useful to me.
Just because someone doesn't read, doesn't mean that their logic is "hurr durr reading is 4 nerds." or that they don't care about educating themselves.
#13 - malhaloc (12/23/2013) [-]
Reading's just boring in my opinion. In middle school there was this program called Accelerated Reading. A pathetic attempt to get kids to enjoy reading. Basically they made it against the rules to read anything that was considered "below your level" as far as comprehension. And your level was determined by mandatory tests based on what you read. The better your score, the higher your level. I was at college level reading and comprehension which basically meant that anything I enjoyed reading I wasn't allowed to. And whats worse we had to check out books on our level from the school library and had one week to finish it and take the test at which point we had one day to check out another book. So I basically had boring ass ginormous novels crammed down my throat for 3 years. Now I can't get past the first paragraph of any book without thinking about how much I hate reading.
TL;DR Not everyone who hates books is an idiot.
#122 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/23/2013) [-]
AR was some silly fuckin shit, man. I just used the Harry Potter series for a few years, then switched over to WoT, and all that showed was that I read big books, whoopdie-fuckin-do. It was just a waste of time. If you love reading, you just end up taking useless tests, and if you hate it, you just end up failing useless tests.
#123 - malhaloc (12/24/2013) [-]
and being forced to read anyway lol i just randomly clicked through the answers when i didn't finish these huge ass books in the time allotted. they caught on and made the teacher watch me as I took the tests. i swear it was like they wanted to ensure i never picked up a book again...
#31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/23/2013) [-]
I also had to do accelerated reader in school. By third grade I had reached the highest reading level so I decided to find the most off the wall crazy book I could in the school library. I was not disappointed, I found Mein Kompf by Adolf Hitler. I walked around that school reading a book about Nazi idealism and not once was questioned about it IN THE THIRD GRADE. To top it off I am a blonde haired blue eyed Hitler poster child. Took the test and aced that shit.
#19 - megayoming (12/23/2013) [-]
Im not disagreeing with you
But being forced to read a book of your level "In school"
Does not make it comprehensible to say fuck reading
and if you had the sense you would of looked at the books you like then make your score fit the Criteria of your wants
I was in 4 grade and had the reading level of a High school senior
I could read and understand well enough to manipulate the system to allow me to read books that i liked
If you really wanted the Book you would of came up with 64 possible Solutions to acquire said book and read it
Im not the smartest or even remotely intelligent in any standers every day people see but im smarter than most at doing what i like
Personal faves when i was young
The black pearl
The seed that would not grow
Cry of the ice mark
Shadow children books -Among the Enemy -Among the Barons
Enders game -The speaker of the dead
Blood was cold
The Fallen Sword
The killing stream
Quest of the Shard
#32 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/23/2013) [-]
The Seed that would not Grow was the shit.
#21 - megayoming (12/23/2013) [-]
The system kills the dream the dreamer dared to dream
But will the system ever halt its regressive hold on the prepubescent Minds that they so Violently hold to the confines of the reality they deem worth of notice?
That is the kind of stuff i did as a kid
But than again that's what my schizophrenia told me life was about
You are the equivalent to the mountain bound streams
We start fresh and new with the hopes of our dreams Whisking us down to the reality of those before us
The lake is cold and harsh we mingle and learn living out our days in the confines of the dam
When the time comes the lake will spill those who are now old and ready to pass on the uses of their lives
They move down the way that has been carved in ages passed soon they meet the same crimson Tide
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|#67 - I believe soldiers aren't obligated to be sad all the time. A …||12/23/2013 on The war on style escalates||+23|
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|#3 - People that aren't ******* retards. [+] (28 new replies)||12/23/2013 on the book would've been 10x...||+455|
#134 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/23/2013) [-]
You can't call other people retards if you don't even recognize bait.
#105 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/23/2013) [-]
Who even responds to trolls anymore
#104 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/23/2013) [-]
>Is obvious bait
>Drowns him in red
#98 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/23/2013) [-]
Sticking muh dick in a potato
#34 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/23/2013) [-]
iridium said "then who keeps buying twilight and 50 shades of grey then?"
#121 - hudis (12/23/2013) [-]
Don't take this the wrong way, but I really really doubt that watching TV or playing video games has the same intellectual stimulation as reading does, or that it stimulates one's imagination as much. Maybe it comes down to different people having differently wired brains, but to me it's always seemed that reading puts the brain in high alert and requires focus and thought and reading between the lines to understand what you're reading. Watching TV is the opposite. You just sit there, watching, and everything is handed to you on a silver platter and it's not engaging the brain at all. It's the same with knowledge-focused programs, really. Yes, documentaries are easier to understand than written articles - but is it really better in the long run, or is it simply a short-term measure that is ultimately harmful to your level of intelligence if over-consumed?
Either way, to me it is obvious that people who read are generally (i.e. there are idiots among those who reads as well, but they're a minority in my experience) more intelligent. I just have to look at the social circles I have and have had and the evidence is all over the place. One thing I am sure about in regard to that, though: pretty much every single person I've met who has refused to read on the grounds that it's boring or they don't have the patience for it has been either a complete moron or the kind of narrow-minded, bigoted individual that people can't be bothered with anyway. The two are not mutually exclusive, mind.
#51 - envinite (12/23/2013) [-]
Some people don't like reading books ,especially the one that full of words because they think it's boring and they find other media substance more enjoyable or even more informative and thus makes them prefer these media substances.
Also more effort =/= better
And please tell me you're joking with that "dedicated" and "better" fans part
#36 - iridium (12/23/2013) [-]
It's a matter of substance, regardless of medium. Plenty of movies, music records, games, comics and books contain great, thought provoking narratives told through their own means...and then we have shit summer comedies, generic cranked out pop music, bland imitation shooters, shit comics and books like Fifty Shades, just for an example of each.
#37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/23/2013) [-]
why did you delete your first comment?
#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/23/2013) [-]
>implying im a massive buthurt faggot
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|#64 - Get this cancerous **** out of here.||12/22/2013 on Those feetsies||+1|
|#79 - >intellectually superior [+] (6 new replies)||12/21/2013 on Anon believes in an afterlife||+90|
#146 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/21/2013) [-]
You know what pisses me off? How no one can think of themselves as smart without being called a "fedora neckbeard".
#154 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/21/2013) [-]