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Date Signed Up:2/07/2012
Last Login:5/25/2013
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Total Comments Made:2056
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Just an average Funny Junk user who shares images. I am not accepting any trade requests. You can have my items, however, I am not giving/trading my FJ points. Feel free to subscribe.

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#93 - Every time I try to sing a melody to those lyrics, I always en… 05/02/2013 on eltiT 0
#286 - Pain>Dying  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on Good Guy Cameron Lyle 0
User avatar #294 - mythichyphen (05/02/2013) [-]
I never meant to imply it's not a good thing, it's just that this awesome guy is going to be hurt real bad. Makes me sad, but it's a good thing.
#407 - No. You don't know what you're talking about. I watched docume… 04/29/2013 on The way it should be -3
#431 - Shit. 04/27/2013 on Gamer Rage 0
#430 - **alltimetens rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on Gamer Rage 0
User avatar #431 - alltimetens (04/27/2013) [-]
Shit.
#428 - **alltimetens rolls 108** 3 sides 04/27/2013 on Gamer Rage -1
#28 - The nail. Are you fucking kidding me? At least I can get anes… 04/27/2013 on No Title thankyouuuu 0
#27 - >Put toothpicks under toenails on left foot >Kick wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on No Title thankyouuuu +1
#59 - N. Korean citizen (04/27/2013) [-]
Or, but the toothpick under your nail and then kick the wall with the heel of your foot
#57 - I bet they act like an enamel  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on Tom's face +7
#185 - N. Korean citizen (04/27/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#107 - 747s fly at Mach .85. You're not the only one pulling facts ou…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on Overheard conversation on a... 0
#49 - Happy Birthday. :)  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on April 25 +2
#54 - savvasp (04/27/2013) [-]
Thanks :D
#519 - **alltimetens rolls 4,915** quads and you do it.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on I Cant 0
User avatar #616 - nigerianprince (04/27/2013) [-]
are you the alltimetens channel from youtube?!?!
#48 - Heh... kind of like killing a giant in Skyrim... No r… 04/26/2013 on Didn't see that coming +12
#32 - the fuck are u? 04/26/2013 on You are on the wrong list -5
#188 - i just wanted to say that i appreciate you as the dictator of …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on This is what happens.. +13
User avatar #475 - lovepain (04/26/2013) [-]
alltime10 hey! im subbed :D
#256 - SILENCEnight has deleted their comment.
#203 - **alltimetens rolls 2,296** rolling 04/26/2013 on What would you do? 0
#612 - Get your shit together, 4. 04/26/2013 on This guy -3
#611 - **alltimetens rolls 141**  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on This guy -3
User avatar #612 - alltimetens (04/26/2013) [-]
Get your shit together, 4.
#610 - **alltimetens rolls 096** You're about to thumb shit up for …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on This guy -3
User avatar #611 - alltimetens (04/26/2013) [-]
**alltimetens rolls 141**
User avatar #612 - alltimetens (04/26/2013) [-]
Get your shit together, 4.
#90 - Salmonella is pretty hard to get rid of. Try bleaching it for …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2013 on Facebook +18
User avatar #91 - errdayimfjing (04/25/2013) [-]
haha thanks for playing along. Here's a thumb for you, and a link to the content if you haven't seen it yet: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4552636/Warm+Beer/#
#87 - 55 seconds on high.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Facebook +12
User avatar #89 - errdayimfjing (04/25/2013) [-]
Oh damn, pizza rolls aint cooked enough. Gave me salmonella on my dick


How long do I keep my dick in running water for all the salmonella to wash off?
User avatar #226 - heartlessrobot (04/25/2013) [-]
Try boiling it.
#214 - zeroxnight (04/25/2013) [-]
how did you get salmonella on your penis? wait I know how it happened.
User avatar #90 - alltimetens (04/25/2013) [-]
Salmonella is pretty hard to get rid of. Try bleaching it for 5 minutes. Keep caution, your dick might get stuck in a fan.
User avatar #91 - errdayimfjing (04/25/2013) [-]
haha thanks for playing along. Here's a thumb for you, and a link to the content if you haven't seen it yet: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4552636/Warm+Beer/#
#31 - Yeah, because Africa doesn't have any modern cities. 04/24/2013 on Google earth users -1
#24 - Oh, it is indeed ironic how the post you're using to emphasize…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on *insert title here* 0
#76 - atma (04/25/2013) [-]
it's not posted as content, though.
#400 - Everyone also has roots leading up to the first Humans which w… 04/24/2013 on Very True 0
#386 - Implying that Eurofags don't constantly belittle Americans. 04/24/2013 on Very True +1
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#90 - N. Korean citizen (05/15/2013) [-]
are you the one from youtube?
User avatar #89 - sekretguyy (04/09/2013) [-]
not sure if real...
User avatar #87 - admin (04/02/2013) [-]
just wanna say I appreciate you as a top content poster
User avatar #88 to #87 - alltimetens (04/06/2013) [-]
Thanks! although I haven't been able to post since I stayed in Chicago over SpringBreak. I'll be back home to theUK in a couple days
User avatar #86 - garymuthafuknoak (03/27/2013) [-]
When you're online message me. If I'm online I'll post it
User avatar #85 - trollins (03/25/2013) [-]
u real bro
User avatar #84 - xsap (03/13/2013) [-]
are you really the all time ten guy from youtube
User avatar #81 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
sex
User avatar #82 to #81 - alltimetens (03/06/2013) [-]
i just came
User avatar #83 to #82 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
Already? D:
Disappointing.
User avatar #76 - battlerifle (02/09/2013) [-]
pretty please?
User avatar #77 to #76 - alltimetens (02/09/2013) [-]
I'm not trading FJ points. Sorry mate.
User avatar #78 to #77 - battlerifle (02/09/2013) [-]
May, I ask why?
User avatar #79 to #78 - alltimetens (02/09/2013) [-]
It's just that I want to keep them. There's nothing more to it.
User avatar #80 to #79 - battlerifle (02/09/2013) [-]
Okay
User avatar #75 - battlerifle (02/09/2013) [-]
hola, je voudrais your FJ points thank you
#67 - blartonfairweather (02/08/2013) [-]
What is up, d00d?
What is up, d00d?
User avatar #68 to #67 - alltimetens (02/08/2013) [-]
Nothing much. How's life?
#69 to #68 - blartonfairweather (02/08/2013) [-]
Ah, well that is good I suppose.

And life is pretty good, just listening to music, have a huge blizzard where I live, ya know
the usual. And how is your life, fine sir?
User avatar #70 to #69 - alltimetens (02/08/2013) [-]
You must live pretty close to New York, then. It's snowing a TON outside.

Life is pretty great. I'm not trying to be rude but, why did you decide to add me?
#71 to #70 - blartonfairweather (02/08/2013) [-]
Yup, Connecticut, haha, it's supposed to get even worse as the night progresses...   
looking forward to that.   
   
And that is pretty great, man. Oh, and cuz I liked your content so I thought I'd just add    
you :B You seem pretty chill.
Yup, Connecticut, haha, it's supposed to get even worse as the night progresses...
looking forward to that.

And that is pretty great, man. Oh, and cuz I liked your content so I thought I'd just add
you :B You seem pretty chill.
User avatar #72 to #71 - alltimetens (02/08/2013) [-]
Oh, alright. You seem like a nice guy. I hope you don't mind, but I checked your profile and your content is hilarious. If you're not already, please make more.
#73 to #72 - blartonfairweather (02/08/2013) [-]
Eyup, and oh thank yoouu c:

And oh not at all, haha and thanks! I really appreciate it, mate. I will make more, so
don't worry ;)
User avatar #44 - regnollonger (02/06/2013) [-]
Pretty lame excuse to get thumbs. Posing as a famous youtuber and posting his video's in attempts to get thumbs.
User avatar #47 to #46 - alltimetens (02/06/2013) [-]
No really, just look at all the fucks I give. "oh ma gerd he iz copeing a gui frum utoob, and he iz getin tumbs, omg!" That's what you sound like, I suggest you grow up, because I honestly could not care less about a bunch of virtual green thumbs.
User avatar #48 to #47 - regnollonger (02/06/2013) [-]
Lol calm down.

I thought you were posting the All time 10's video's, when I can see you haven't.

Unless if you deleted them because they didn't get thumbs.

Basically what you do is spam the newest uploads with crap that we have already seen several times.

Your content is not entertaining nor high quality in anyway.

Also telling me to ''grow up'' shows how young and immature you are.

And you clearly do care about these amazing virtual green thumbs, since you continue to waste your time posting content.
User avatar #49 to #48 - alltimetens (02/06/2013) [-]
1. I've never posted any videos, that's just pointless
2. I never delete any of my content
3. Yet you're not complaining about people like phanact, felixjarl or any of those other top commenters for spamming content comment sections with unfunny comments.
4. That's your opinion. Most of my content gets good feedback, so clearly, it is pretty decent.
5. I'm telling you to grow up because of how much of a whiny bitch you are.
6. I do it so I can entertain others. As long as people got a good laugh out of my content, I'm satisfied.
User avatar #51 to #49 - regnollonger (02/06/2013) [-]
1. You name your account after a famous youtuber, yet you don't post their video's?
2. ^^^^^
3. I don't like Phanact at all, in fact I personally banned his ass, and then later unbanned him because it was unfair.
4. You post an interesting picture, or something that has already been posted on here several times.
5. I'm not close to being ''whiny'', I simply found it funny how pathetic you are. I could careless about you or what you do on here. However I will gladly point out your plebe ways for my own satisfaction.
6. You do it for the thumbs. That is all.
User avatar #55 to #51 - alltimetens (02/06/2013) [-]
1. Does it matter what my name is? I liked the name, used it, and that's it. I don't need to post videos or do any of that stuff.
2. ????
3. Does it matter if it's been posted here already? Not everyone can be bothered to stay on this website 24/7 and that means that not everyone can actually get to see every image. If the image, despite it being posted previously, gets thumbs, then CLEARLY it hasn't been seen by many people.
4. I'm pathetic, yet you waste your time to comment on my profile, pointing out to how pathetic I am. Why not just block me? Or, you can go complain on some other guy top content poster's profile.
5. Again, that's your opinion.
#58 to #55 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
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At first you were okey but now you just sound like a hypocrite.

Instead of defending yourself you are randomly blaming everyone and everything you might find.
User avatar #59 to #58 - alltimetens (02/06/2013) [-]
I'm not blaming anyone here.
User avatar #61 to #59 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
3. Yet you're not complaining about people like phanact, felixjarl or any of those other top commenters for spamming content comment sections with unfunny comments.

4. I'm pathetic, yet you waste your time to comment on my profile, pointing out to how pathetic I am. Why not just block me? Or, you can go complain on some other guy top content poster's profile.
5. Again, that's your opinion.
User avatar #63 to #61 - alltimetens (02/06/2013) [-]

3. "Yet you're not complaining about people like phanact, felixjarl or any of those other top commenters for spamming content comment sections with unfunny comments."

That's me pointing out the fairness of his claims. Why does he have to target me? I'm not trying to blame anyone else.


"I'm pathetic, yet you waste your time to comment on my profile, pointing out to how pathetic I am. Why not just block me? Or, you can go complain on some other guy top content poster's profile."

I'm basically telling him to get a life.

What does the 3rd one have to do with anything?
#54 to #51 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
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Sucks to be you, alltimetens

because this guy is right in this case.
User avatar #56 to #54 - regnollonger (02/06/2013) [-]
I have no idea who you are, but you have my respect.
User avatar #57 to #56 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
I was brought here because alltim mentioned my name in a example about commentators. comment 49

And i do not deserve any of it, you are the one who win on this battlefield.
User avatar #60 to #57 - regnollonger (02/06/2013) [-]
Yes I know how you got her, but you gained my respect as soon as I first saw you comment.

I subbed, continue being awesome.
User avatar #62 to #60 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Thanks for the flattery, may we meet each other in Valhalla.




If you are a mod(if i got it correctly) this guy wants to talk about a ban(if you got the time that is) www.funnyjunk.com/user/lymphoma

Anyhow have my praise for fighting against a reposter and if there is anything you require don't hesitate to call me.
User avatar #64 to #62 - regnollonger (02/06/2013) [-]
Trust me, I am not a mod.

However I have scripted multiple macro's for this website. Mass flag, thumb, spam, etc.

I mass flag users and have them falsely banned for ''porn''. Because that's how crap the system is on here.

I can revoke the ban by admitting that I did it, which is what I do to unban certain users that say they are sorry.

If a user wants to ask for an unban, then he needs to contact fjhelp

www.funnyjunk.com/user/fjhelp
User avatar #65 to #64 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
He tried that, no response.


But thanks for your time anyways, i have enjoyed our time together. And DAMN! you sir are evil!
User avatar #74 to #65 - alltimetens (02/09/2013) [-]
Admitting to something like that can get you banned. Reposting isn't a prohibition, just letting you know.
#50 to #49 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
I take the side of regnollonger here.   
   
Do not use commentators as a example when it is about content. It is a truly different game and set of rules.   
   
Even so, + for enjoyment part. That is the most important.
I take the side of regnollonger here.

Do not use commentators as a example when it is about content. It is a truly different game and set of rules.

Even so, + for enjoyment part. That is the most important.
User avatar #52 to #50 - alltimetens (02/06/2013) [-]
I really see no difference between people who spam content and people who spam comments.
#53 to #52 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
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Give it 5 minutes and you will quickly see a difference.
#24 - kokanium **User deleted account** (01/25/2013) [-]
Just for shits and giggles, I thought your avatar would look "nicer" if I made the gray transparent.
User avatar #25 to #24 - alltimetens (01/25/2013) [-]
Thanx bro
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User avatar #20 - Yesitsme (01/21/2013) [-]
Go spam a different site.
User avatar #21 to #20 - alltimetens (01/21/2013) [-]
What are you talking about?
User avatar #18 - soulterminatorm (01/16/2013) [-]
alltime10s? From YouTube?
User avatar #17 - MOARkrabs (01/16/2013) [-]
lol die niggers
User avatar #12 - masterboll (01/12/2013) [-]
will you be posting tits?
#19 to #12 - alltimetens (01/21/2013) [-]
You're very fucking welcome.
#13 to #12 - catzombie ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
yea he will.
User avatar #11 - benasbenas (01/08/2013) [-]
if you are legit i will kiss you
#10 - envinite (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know if you are that one in the Youtube, but damn you looks legit as fuck
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