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#114 - No. I'm just here to make sure that retarded people don't take…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/11/2015 on royal ass -1
User avatar #115 - nachobeldavid (02/11/2015) [-]
You know, no one will thank you..?
User avatar #116 - alltimetens (02/11/2015) [-]
I don't care about virtual thanks. I'm just trynna prevent ignorance. Get off your high horse.
User avatar #117 - nachobeldavid (02/11/2015) [-]
Says the guy who's pissing all over jokes.
User avatar #118 - alltimetens (02/11/2015) [-]
I didn't "piss all over your joke"

I specifically said that I'm referring to retards that would take your joke LITERALLY.

You know how we have all these holocaust denial jokes?

You still need to mention that it DID happen every once in a while.
User avatar #119 - nachobeldavid (02/11/2015) [-]
Shhh, no more words.
User avatar #120 - alltimetens (02/11/2015) [-]
You're funny.


/not really ;-;
#112 - I know that you're joking. But to the idiots that ac…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/11/2015 on royal ass -1
User avatar #113 - nachobeldavid (02/11/2015) [-]
You're the guy that explains how the magic trick works at someone else's magic show, aren't you?
User avatar #114 - alltimetens (02/11/2015) [-]
No. I'm just here to make sure that retarded people don't take your post literally.
User avatar #115 - nachobeldavid (02/11/2015) [-]
You know, no one will thank you..?
User avatar #116 - alltimetens (02/11/2015) [-]
I don't care about virtual thanks. I'm just trynna prevent ignorance. Get off your high horse.
User avatar #117 - nachobeldavid (02/11/2015) [-]
Says the guy who's pissing all over jokes.
User avatar #118 - alltimetens (02/11/2015) [-]
I didn't "piss all over your joke"

I specifically said that I'm referring to retards that would take your joke LITERALLY.

You know how we have all these holocaust denial jokes?

You still need to mention that it DID happen every once in a while.
User avatar #119 - nachobeldavid (02/11/2015) [-]
Shhh, no more words.
User avatar #120 - alltimetens (02/11/2015) [-]
You're funny.


/not really ;-;
#109 - So she is a white American?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2015 on Sunset 0
User avatar #110 - yeoldsnipermissile (02/09/2015) [-]
Yes, we're both white cis scum.
#19 - is yer wife Japanese?  [+] (5 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Sunset +2
User avatar #103 - yeoldsnipermissile (02/08/2015) [-]
Nah, my American high school sweet heart. We lived on the East Coast, I had to leave her for a year to go to Basic, went to Tech School, got my first station in Misawa, Japan, and my first week there we did the sun set/sun rise thing. Then she came to visit me 6 months afterwards for a few days over New Years 2013, still as my girlfriend, then I went on leave 6 months later and got married back home, then spent another six months away trying to get her paperwork done to live with me.
User avatar #109 - alltimetens (02/08/2015) [-]
So she is a white American?
User avatar #110 - yeoldsnipermissile (02/09/2015) [-]
Yes, we're both white cis scum.
User avatar #104 - married (02/08/2015) [-]
you should have done a video chat so you could see it in real time
User avatar #25 - koneella (02/07/2015) [-]
It's a pillow also, easy to carry, no unnecessary noice
#45 - Says the furry  [+] (14 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Said the McDonalds employee +1
User avatar #46 - heartlessrobot (02/07/2015) [-]
Furries give good financial advice.
#92 - advice (02/08/2015) [-]
they only give good financial advice because they save every penny earned for their obsession
User avatar #93 - heartlessrobot (02/08/2015) [-]
Drawing porn, starring in porn, and being a hooker are all solid career choices dood.
#94 - advice (02/08/2015) [-]
can't draw for shiiit, Fiance says I can't do porn, and I can't be a hooker for the same reason.
User avatar #95 - heartlessrobot (02/08/2015) [-]
Stripper?
#96 - advice (02/08/2015) [-]
She's agreed to that one, as long as they don't touch (much)
User avatar #97 - heartlessrobot (02/08/2015) [-]
Be a stripper then.
#98 - advice (02/08/2015) [-]
nah, too much glitter.
User avatar #99 - heartlessrobot (02/08/2015) [-]
You don't need glitter.
Sequins would work.
#100 - advice (02/08/2015) [-]
Sequins? on my skin? nahhh
User avatar #101 - heartlessrobot (02/08/2015) [-]
Nah, sequin cape.
Or you could try leather chaps.
#102 - advice (02/08/2015) [-]
cape? nahhhh you don't know my act, it's pretty indescribably awesome, and also the reason why she's pregnant
#59 - anonexplains (02/07/2015) [-]
GET MONEY

BUY FURSUITS
User avatar #78 - heartlessrobot (02/07/2015) [-]
I don't really want a fursuit though.
#72 - Once you start posting MLP photos, your opinions only count 1/…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2015 on Everyone Needs A Valentine 0
#74 - darkjustifier (02/04/2015) [-]
#100 - I must be retarded or something, but do people really stay in …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/03/2015 on That Must Be Awkward +1
#110 - anonexplains (02/03/2015) [-]
well, that's what we used to think, but I ran across an article from a science magazine (Discover) and it may be possible for a coma to be long, but not necessarily fatal. Guy they interviewed said how he once thought someone would never wake up, saw them some years later in physical therapy or something. Basically, the brain is weird and we're still learning about it. As a quote I've seen (sort of) goes, "if the brain were easy to understand, we wouldn't be smart enough to examine it."
User avatar #103 - awesomesaucy (02/03/2015) [-]
depends, usually people who don't wake after 2 weeks, don't wake. Sometimes people in coma's need breathing tubes because they aren't doing it on their own and sometimes all they need is a feeding line. They can last a few hours to a few decades.
User avatar #102 - EnergizierAnon (02/03/2015) [-]
yes. sometimes, its a permenent thing, and they end up pulling their plugs.
#1163168 - Dayum You respond fast! Thanks tho 02/03/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1163164 - Is that exclusively for mages?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1163165 - drldrl (02/03/2015) [-]
Yup
User avatar #1163168 - alltimetens (02/03/2015) [-]
Dayum

You respond fast!

Thanks tho
#305 - To each their own  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on Dark Souls Comp 0
User avatar #308 - youwillnevermeetme (02/02/2015) [-]
Yup.
#1162362 - What's the best class/build on DA: I?  [+] (7 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1162443 - avatarsarefornoobs (02/02/2015) [-]
2hand warrior with the spec that gives you guard can be really good. its a great all-rounder, and seems to be just plain better than sword and board
User avatar #1162421 - drldrl (02/02/2015) [-]
Knight-Enchanter.
They can solo dragons.
User avatar #1163164 - alltimetens (02/03/2015) [-]
Is that exclusively for mages?
User avatar #1163165 - drldrl (02/03/2015) [-]
Yup
User avatar #1163168 - alltimetens (02/03/2015) [-]
Dayum

You respond fast!

Thanks tho
User avatar #1162364 - volero (02/02/2015) [-]
Not tried it myself, but I heard Knight-Enchanter is OP.
User avatar #1162363 - cowcubrub (02/02/2015) [-]
I'm running a storm/rift mage. He's a total glass cannon however.
#41 - i ii iii iv v vi vii viii vii…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/02/2015 on I +2
User avatar #43 - marstan (02/02/2015) [-]
vvi
vvii
vviii
vviiii
vvv
User avatar #57 - whitie (02/02/2015) [-]
VIIII Should be IX
#55 - whitie has deleted their comment.
#333216 - DO THAT JUSTIN BIEBER SONG PLS 02/02/2015 on DONGER ENERGY ROOM 0
#333128 - !!I POST LOUDER THAN POSTINGLOUDLY!!!!!! 02/02/2015 on DONGER ENERGY ROOM +1
#333087 - **** YOU 02/02/2015 on DONGER ENERGY ROOM 0
#333047 - I AM THE NEW POSTINGLOUDLY  [+] (3 new replies) 02/02/2015 on DONGER ENERGY ROOM -7
#333147 - azurepen (02/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #333065 - goobyman (02/02/2015) [-]
kill yourself
User avatar #333087 - alltimetens (02/02/2015) [-]
FUCK YOU
#332896 - Because I touch myself at night. 02/02/2015 on DONGER ENERGY ROOM 0
#330788 - 8 minutes ago, Admin said that the party would start in 10 min… 02/02/2015 on DONGER ENERGY ROOM +1
#302 - Well, part of combat means the variety in weapons, the monster…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/01/2015 on Dark Souls Comp 0
User avatar #304 - youwillnevermeetme (02/02/2015) [-]
I found much more variety in Dark Souls. Y'know, every weapon has a slightly different moveset, you can wield all weapons one-handed, all weapons can be upgraded etc. And I found some weapon descriptions had some really interesting pieces of story.
User avatar #305 - alltimetens (02/02/2015) [-]
To each their own
User avatar #308 - youwillnevermeetme (02/02/2015) [-]
Yup.
#734 - I know that. 01/31/2015 on Stephen Fry ladies and... +2
#695 - Yeah, but that's already been empirically, factually, and arch…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2015 on Stephen Fry ladies and... +1
User avatar #727 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]
Not sure if anon thought I was serious.
In case there's doubt.
I was joking
User avatar #734 - alltimetens (01/31/2015) [-]
I know that.
#650 - I'm a theist, myself. But what irritates me the most…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/31/2015 on Stephen Fry ladies and... +2
User avatar #678 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]
That's because, since the earth is only 6000 years old, not enough time has passed
User avatar #695 - alltimetens (01/31/2015) [-]
Yeah, but that's already been empirically, factually, and archaeologically disproven.

User avatar #727 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]
Not sure if anon thought I was serious.
In case there's doubt.
I was joking
User avatar #734 - alltimetens (01/31/2015) [-]
I know that.
#296 - I prefer the overall aura of Skyrim. Like I said, I played bot…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/31/2015 on Dark Souls Comp 0
User avatar #298 - youwillnevermeetme (02/01/2015) [-]
But you mentioned combat? Story? Voice acting and soundtrack I can get, since the first I agree on and the second depends on personal preference, but you didn't tell why the story and the combat are better in your mind. I, too have played both games for about a hundred hours and enjoyed dark souls more for the combat and the generally dark atmosphere.
User avatar #302 - alltimetens (02/01/2015) [-]
Well, part of combat means the variety in weapons, the monsters and the stories behind them, the upgradability, etc.

I found that to be more prevalent in Skyrim.
User avatar #304 - youwillnevermeetme (02/02/2015) [-]
I found much more variety in Dark Souls. Y'know, every weapon has a slightly different moveset, you can wield all weapons one-handed, all weapons can be upgraded etc. And I found some weapon descriptions had some really interesting pieces of story.
User avatar #305 - alltimetens (02/02/2015) [-]
To each their own
User avatar #308 - youwillnevermeetme (02/02/2015) [-]
Yup.
#287 - Sound-track, Combat, Voice Acting ,Graphics, Story, etc.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/31/2015 on Dark Souls Comp 0
User avatar #289 - youwillnevermeetme (01/31/2015) [-]
How exactly are those better in Skyrim? I'm genuinely curious.
User avatar #296 - alltimetens (01/31/2015) [-]
I prefer the overall aura of Skyrim. Like I said, I played both games and have over 60 hrs on each. But when I look back, I've had more good times, memorability, and fun with Skyrim than DS.
User avatar #298 - youwillnevermeetme (02/01/2015) [-]
But you mentioned combat? Story? Voice acting and soundtrack I can get, since the first I agree on and the second depends on personal preference, but you didn't tell why the story and the combat are better in your mind. I, too have played both games for about a hundred hours and enjoyed dark souls more for the combat and the generally dark atmosphere.
User avatar #302 - alltimetens (02/01/2015) [-]
Well, part of combat means the variety in weapons, the monsters and the stories behind them, the upgradability, etc.

I found that to be more prevalent in Skyrim.
User avatar #304 - youwillnevermeetme (02/02/2015) [-]
I found much more variety in Dark Souls. Y'know, every weapon has a slightly different moveset, you can wield all weapons one-handed, all weapons can be upgraded etc. And I found some weapon descriptions had some really interesting pieces of story.
User avatar #305 - alltimetens (02/02/2015) [-]
To each their own
User avatar #308 - youwillnevermeetme (02/02/2015) [-]
Yup.
#283 - It's only bait if it's false. I found DS to be a ******…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/31/2015 on Dark Souls Comp 0
User avatar #284 - kingantichrist (01/31/2015) [-]
Explain your blasphmey then in what ways is it shitty compared to skyrim
User avatar #287 - alltimetens (01/31/2015) [-]
Sound-track, Combat, Voice Acting ,Graphics, Story, etc.
User avatar #289 - youwillnevermeetme (01/31/2015) [-]
How exactly are those better in Skyrim? I'm genuinely curious.
User avatar #296 - alltimetens (01/31/2015) [-]
I prefer the overall aura of Skyrim. Like I said, I played both games and have over 60 hrs on each. But when I look back, I've had more good times, memorability, and fun with Skyrim than DS.
User avatar #298 - youwillnevermeetme (02/01/2015) [-]
But you mentioned combat? Story? Voice acting and soundtrack I can get, since the first I agree on and the second depends on personal preference, but you didn't tell why the story and the combat are better in your mind. I, too have played both games for about a hundred hours and enjoyed dark souls more for the combat and the generally dark atmosphere.
User avatar #302 - alltimetens (02/01/2015) [-]
Well, part of combat means the variety in weapons, the monsters and the stories behind them, the upgradability, etc.

I found that to be more prevalent in Skyrim.
User avatar #304 - youwillnevermeetme (02/02/2015) [-]
I found much more variety in Dark Souls. Y'know, every weapon has a slightly different moveset, you can wield all weapons one-handed, all weapons can be upgraded etc. And I found some weapon descriptions had some really interesting pieces of story.
User avatar #305 - alltimetens (02/02/2015) [-]
To each their own
User avatar #308 - youwillnevermeetme (02/02/2015) [-]
Yup.

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User avatar #163 - joshlol (12/21/2014) [-]
**joshlol waves at you**
User avatar #164 to #163 - alltimetens (12/21/2014) [-]
hey

i know nobody ever lived you before...


but i sorta like you
User avatar #165 to #164 - joshlol (12/21/2014) [-]
I'm not worth liking.

But thanks, what's up?
#162 - syrianassassin (05/31/2014) [-]
because you are new in the religion board, you must know what your enemy will do to your opinions

this is my first post in the religion board i talked with ethics and total respect and look what happened

www.funnyjunk.com/religion/54159#54159


now i am a troll who troll atheist trolls using their own logic and piss them off using their own life system and belief

new atheism =/= atheism

new atheism mean you shall be a total asshole against religion no matter how logical the answer is given

the board is full of heretics and you shall take care
#159 - syrianassassin (05/31/2014) [-]
i see you are a christian who came for some question in the religion board, and all you saw is some faggots trolling and ************
User avatar #160 to #159 - alltimetens (05/31/2014) [-]
I'm not really a Christian. I'm more of an agnostic.
User avatar #161 to #160 - syrianassassin (05/31/2014) [-]
and when you wanted answer, all you found is some new atheism bitches and cock sucking tranny faggots trolling you with nonsense
right?
#149 - anonexplains (04/08/2014) [-]
hey your the guy from youtube
i like your videos dude
User avatar #154 to #149 - tranquilizer (04/20/2014) [-]
He's not them
User avatar #155 to #154 - badmotorfinger (05/02/2014) [-]
get the euthanization needle. they're becoming aware.
User avatar #156 to #155 - tranquilizer (05/02/2014) [-]
Wait
Where did you come from
The future?
#157 to #156 - nickypickle ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
I dunno if all this charade about being the one on youtube or not is all part of a 'sekretu klub' thing but its really getting to the point where someone needs some answers

yes? no? why is this such an issue I dont understand
User avatar #158 to #157 - tranquilizer (05/23/2014) [-]
Where do you people keep coming from I'm scared ;_;
#143 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
And with the mildly aroused Karasu picture, I am finished. Sorry for the spamish stuff, but you did ask me to and they do make good reaction images.
User avatar #145 to #143 - alltimetens (04/07/2014) [-]
No problem, man.

I appreciate all these reaction pics. Fukken savin' all of em'. I'm glad there are others here who have enjoyed the same anime as I.
User avatar #146 to #145 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
Might be an odd thing to say, but you might want to join Tumblr. A lot of us are actually males who enjoy certain fandoms and have deep discussions about them, especially with Yu Yu Hakusho.

Might I suggest Kill La Kill or HunterXHunter? The latter apparently takes place in the future of Yu Yu Hakusho. Of course, Inuyasha is said to take place in the past, with Kikyo being Raizen's original daughter.
User avatar #147 to #146 - alltimetens (04/07/2014) [-]
Damn... I better get watching.
User avatar #148 to #147 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
Go for Inuyasha first. I feel like Yu Yu Hakusho took a lot from that show. "Ooohhh we're losing viewers during the Dark Tournament, better show them Kurama's true form!" Fricken love child of Sesshomaru and Inuyasha (Which given Sesshomaru's mother isn't entirely out of the question even though they are a different species). Also, character types for both Toguro brothers, Bui, Karasu, and others were in that show.
#142 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
Sometimes I edit a strikethrough over the 'not' to make a joke.
#140 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
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#139 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
This is my wallpaper and icon
#138 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
This too.
This too.
#137 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
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#136 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
By the way, there is a user named Toguro here, but they aren't named after this Toguro.
By the way, there is a user named Toguro here, but they aren't named after this Toguro.
#150 to #136 - toguro ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
You like telling everyone that don'tcha?
User avatar #151 to #150 - zafara (04/17/2014) [-]
Well, we were talking about Toguro anyway. You usually pop up whenever Toguro is mentioned, so I wanted to let him know that you would probably show up. I also wanted to warn him that you don't really watch the show and named yourself Toguro after something else so that they didn't ask you questions about Yu Yu Hakusho you don't know.

Basically, I wanted to save some time by warning him that while you have the name, you don't know the show.

You know what I'm trying to say?
#152 to #151 - toguro ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
Yeah I understood the 4th time you did it - I dont mind really
User avatar #153 to #152 - zafara (04/17/2014) [-]
I didn't think I was mentioning you that much. Sorry.
#135 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
This works as a good, I am mildly confused and/or disturbed by what I see
#132 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
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#130 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
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#129 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
Remember this scene?
Remember this scene?
User avatar #134 to #129 - alltimetens (04/07/2014) [-]
this **** was creepy
User avatar #144 to #134 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
Yep. You know what's even more creepy? Elder Toguro decapitated himself into a small aquarium and swam around in there as a head for a while without anyone really noticing.
#128 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
When someone doesn't get the joke and gets offended so you have to explain it.
#127 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
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