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| #69 - Isn't that the point? | 01/28/2013 on Should we eat that strawberry? | 0 |
| #171 - she's fucking gross | 01/27/2013 on Overly Attached 18 | 0 |
| #169 - **alltimetens rolls 52** | 01/27/2013 on Overly Attached 18 | 0 |
| #167 - Where else would you put it in? [+] (1 new reply) | 01/27/2013 on Overly Attached 18 | 0 |
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| #99 - Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Man, that w… | 01/27/2013 on Virginity for sale | +3 |
| #5 - It's okay. We'll sacrifice you later. [+] (5 new replies) | 01/27/2013 on Romantic as Fuck | 0 |
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| #2851653 - Well hello there. | 01/27/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
| #3 - Don't get your jimmies in a twist. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/27/2013 on Best Conversation in... | 0 |
| #2 - Stop trying to be the new Geckosandcheerios. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/27/2013 on I Like That Idea | 0 |
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| #448 - I find it even funnier that you aren't able to claim your thum… | 01/27/2013 on If your Tattoos could talk | 0 |
| #535 - Another thumbwhore post? Holy crap, you CANNOT stop sucking di… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/27/2013 on Do it for the funny. | 0 |
| #11 - Calling me a faggot for reposting? You're the biggest cock suc… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/27/2013 on Ugly pony | 0 |
| #7196 - http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=Sr5lY0TcdAw Highly r… | 01/26/2013 on Religion Board | 0 |
| #7189 - And you speak as if you know how the universe was created. [+] (2 new replies) | 01/26/2013 on Religion Board | -1 |
| i dont, but theres pretty conclusive evidence on how the world manifested and practically zero evidence of a deity http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=Sr5lY0TcdAw Highly recommend you watch this video. | ||
| #7183 - You imagine God creating the Earth as him snapping his fingers… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/26/2013 on Religion Board | -1 |
| you speak as if you know what he did as if its fact. i personally dont think what you said has any creditable value i dont, but theres pretty conclusive evidence on how the world manifested and practically zero evidence of a deity http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=Sr5lY0TcdAw Highly recommend you watch this video. | ||
| #7178 - Nope. Christianity has been rewritten, changed, and distorted.… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/26/2013 on Religion Board | -1 |
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| #7177 - God lives in a world were the laws of cause and effect don't apply. [+] (6 new replies) | 01/26/2013 on Religion Board | -1 |
| So going by your logic. i could say that. the early particles which expanded to make the universe were in a realm of their own were laws of physics didnt work like how it does inside the universe. the act of the expansion is what caused the laws of cause and effect. and if a god DID create the universe then there is a close to zero chance that it created the earth. its pretty much solid science that the earth was formed a few billion years after the sun when dust particles were attracted to the largest gravitiational mass and after a few billion years the gravitational mass resembled early earth. and then spacial objects collided with the earth one after another. forming volcanoes etc. which aided in creating an atmosphere and after some chemical reactions early plant life released oxygen through photosynthesis and then animal life was able to manifest. You imagine God creating the Earth as him snapping his fingers and a giant rock forming out of nowhere. He created the universe, then he set the laws in place, such as gravity. Therefore, he INDIRECTLY created Earth. you speak as if you know what he did as if its fact. i personally dont think what you said has any creditable value i dont, but theres pretty conclusive evidence on how the world manifested and practically zero evidence of a deity http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=Sr5lY0TcdAw Highly recommend you watch this video. | ||
| #143 - And you get a congratulation. | 01/26/2013 on wut | +4 |
| #7172 - Because the universe isn't eternal. Something had to create it… [+] (13 new replies) | 01/26/2013 on Religion Board | 0 |
| so thats your reason. something had to create, it. a god. then what created the god? and if your reason is "the god is eternal" then why the fuck cant the unverse be eternal? cant tell if compliment or insult. sorry im slightly aspergic today God lives in a world were the laws of cause and effect don't apply. So going by your logic. i could say that. the early particles which expanded to make the universe were in a realm of their own were laws of physics didnt work like how it does inside the universe. the act of the expansion is what caused the laws of cause and effect. and if a god DID create the universe then there is a close to zero chance that it created the earth. its pretty much solid science that the earth was formed a few billion years after the sun when dust particles were attracted to the largest gravitiational mass and after a few billion years the gravitational mass resembled early earth. and then spacial objects collided with the earth one after another. forming volcanoes etc. which aided in creating an atmosphere and after some chemical reactions early plant life released oxygen through photosynthesis and then animal life was able to manifest. You imagine God creating the Earth as him snapping his fingers and a giant rock forming out of nowhere. He created the universe, then he set the laws in place, such as gravity. Therefore, he INDIRECTLY created Earth. you speak as if you know what he did as if its fact. i personally dont think what you said has any creditable value i dont, but theres pretty conclusive evidence on how the world manifested and practically zero evidence of a deity http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=Sr5lY0TcdAw Highly recommend you watch this video. | ||
| #7170 - The Islamic/Jewish god is okay. Christianity is fucking retard… [+] (18 new replies) | 01/26/2013 on Religion Board | -3 |
| If you're going to say Christianity is retarded you have to say the other two are, they're basically the same religion just with different rituals and still full of morons. Nope. Christianity has been rewritten, changed, and distorted. They can't even agree with themselves, which is why they are so divided. Meanwhile, Islam/Judaism are composed of one group. They're all the same god, you know. Those 3 religions believe in the same god. and why does their HAVE to be a god? Because the universe isn't eternal. Something had to create it. It's not like a singularity popped out of nowhere. so thats your reason. something had to create, it. a god. then what created the god? and if your reason is "the god is eternal" then why the fuck cant the unverse be eternal? cant tell if compliment or insult. sorry im slightly aspergic today God lives in a world were the laws of cause and effect don't apply. So going by your logic. i could say that. the early particles which expanded to make the universe were in a realm of their own were laws of physics didnt work like how it does inside the universe. the act of the expansion is what caused the laws of cause and effect. and if a god DID create the universe then there is a close to zero chance that it created the earth. its pretty much solid science that the earth was formed a few billion years after the sun when dust particles were attracted to the largest gravitiational mass and after a few billion years the gravitational mass resembled early earth. and then spacial objects collided with the earth one after another. forming volcanoes etc. which aided in creating an atmosphere and after some chemical reactions early plant life released oxygen through photosynthesis and then animal life was able to manifest. You imagine God creating the Earth as him snapping his fingers and a giant rock forming out of nowhere. He created the universe, then he set the laws in place, such as gravity. Therefore, he INDIRECTLY created Earth. you speak as if you know what he did as if its fact. i personally dont think what you said has any creditable value i dont, but theres pretty conclusive evidence on how the world manifested and practically zero evidence of a deity http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=Sr5lY0TcdAw Highly recommend you watch this video. | ||
| #7168 - 1. I like to think of it as "using religion as a mask to … [+] (2 new replies) | 01/26/2013 on Religion Board | -1 |
| (post 1) 1.) Yes it is the religions fault, IF it is not taken 100% literal. If it is taken literally and it doesn't specify the persons actions as just and moral, then no it doesn't. (Also there are mainstream religions promoting murder, all 3 abrahamic ones. Judaism, Christianity, and Islam) 2.) No, I know which quote you are talking about and Stephen Hawking is talking about using the information we know to look for a natural cause, he is also pushing his ideas of quantum mechanics into the mix because he personally feels it may be the key. HOWEVER, he doesn't claim it absolutely is quantum mechanics, he still is looking for evidence to prove it is, or maybe prove it couldn't possibly it. A creator is not logical because you are assuming a premise without proving it. 3.) And god could be a misinterpretation for the unknown and not actually mean an omniscient omnipotent being. 4.) Noone uses actual faith for anything. Faith in religion is believing in something with no hard evidence of such, otherwise, it wouldn't be needed. Noone uses this for anything else, everything else we decide and make judgement from have evidence to support our decision either in the positive or the negative. The popular example by theists is "You have faith tomorrow will come even though you don't really know until you wake up". I have the workings of the solar system, the evidence of past days, observance of the sun and moon, scales of times, etc etc etc. These are all evidence. 5.) I quote him because he is a very intelligent individual when it comes to matters of science, he provides evidence to his claims, and has research to back them up. Theists have Ray Comfort and his atheist demolishing banana. Also the universe does have the possibility to "create itself" if Quantum mechanics is proven correct in certain areas. "Everything has to have a beginning" But you don't know that, we have never seen anything begin the way the universe did. (post 2) 6.) Because we have no evidence for it. Believing so without it would be ignorant. 7.) Yes Islam has brought peace, mind re-looking at how the middle east is currently? It's not all that peaceful. Also religion does not TEACH ethics it FORCES them. If someone finds rape wrong they will not do it with or without religion, if someone is not raping others simply because they think they will be punished (something that doesn't seem to stop many people in the middle east I might add) then what has been accomplished? They haven't learned anything, they are simply beaten into submission and never taught why it is wrong. Not to mention many religions used to enforce things we find amoral today. 8.) "Prove that there isn't" I'm not making that claim. I'm saying we don't believe in things without evidence, not that there is no god. You have to prove that god. "What exactly did the universe come from?" I don't know, noone does yet. We are researching and gathering evidence, as we should. Until then we should make no claims on where it did. " I find it hard to believe that a "singularity" popped up out of nowhere" Please actually research the big bang before making a comment about it. I honestly hate this, you say it's ridiculous and you can't think of it possibly happening, when you don't even understand the basic fucking mechanics of the big bang. It doesn't say it "Popped out of nowhere" we say we don't know what happened before because we have yet to be able to see past that singularity. The big bang does not talk about the creation of the universe only it's formation. Study the damn subject before giving an opinion, otherwise your opinion is worthless. 9.) I'm saying it's ridiculous to attribute the good acts of people to the religion itself. There is not one good thing a religion person can do that an atheist can't do that is specific to their religion. 10.) That sucks I guess? There are many intolerant theists, it happens. | ||
| #7167 - Your point? The Bible isn't the only religious book. It contra… [+] (20 new replies) | 01/26/2013 on Religion Board | 0 |
| when you said god. i thought you were talking about the abrahamic god (Jewish, Christian, Islam) If you want to talk about other gods could you please say a god or a diety not simply god The Islamic/Jewish god is okay. Christianity is fucking retarded. There has to be a god nonetheless. If you're going to say Christianity is retarded you have to say the other two are, they're basically the same religion just with different rituals and still full of morons. Nope. Christianity has been rewritten, changed, and distorted. They can't even agree with themselves, which is why they are so divided. Meanwhile, Islam/Judaism are composed of one group. They're all the same god, you know. Those 3 religions believe in the same god. and why does their HAVE to be a god? Because the universe isn't eternal. Something had to create it. It's not like a singularity popped out of nowhere. so thats your reason. something had to create, it. a god. then what created the god? and if your reason is "the god is eternal" then why the fuck cant the unverse be eternal? cant tell if compliment or insult. sorry im slightly aspergic today God lives in a world were the laws of cause and effect don't apply. So going by your logic. i could say that. the early particles which expanded to make the universe were in a realm of their own were laws of physics didnt work like how it does inside the universe. the act of the expansion is what caused the laws of cause and effect. and if a god DID create the universe then there is a close to zero chance that it created the earth. its pretty much solid science that the earth was formed a few billion years after the sun when dust particles were attracted to the largest gravitiational mass and after a few billion years the gravitational mass resembled early earth. and then spacial objects collided with the earth one after another. forming volcanoes etc. which aided in creating an atmosphere and after some chemical reactions early plant life released oxygen through photosynthesis and then animal life was able to manifest. You imagine God creating the Earth as him snapping his fingers and a giant rock forming out of nowhere. He created the universe, then he set the laws in place, such as gravity. Therefore, he INDIRECTLY created Earth. you speak as if you know what he did as if its fact. i personally dont think what you said has any creditable value i dont, but theres pretty conclusive evidence on how the world manifested and practically zero evidence of a deity http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=Sr5lY0TcdAw Highly recommend you watch this video. | ||
| #818 - Godspeed you magnificent fuck | 01/26/2013 on The End | -1 |
| #2 - Still don't give a fuck. I reversed it and that's all that matters. | 01/26/2013 on Hugh Laurie's a bad ass | 0 |
| #108 - **alltimetens rolled a random image posted in comment #195 … | 01/26/2013 on If your Tattoos could talk | +2 |
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blartonfairweather ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
Yup, Connecticut, haha, it's supposed to get even worse as the night progresses...
looking forward to that.
And that is pretty great, man. Oh, and cuz I liked your content so I thought I'd just add
you :B You seem pretty chill.
looking forward to that.
And that is pretty great, man. Oh, and cuz I liked your content so I thought I'd just add
you :B You seem pretty chill.
Pretty lame excuse to get thumbs. Posing as a famous youtuber and posting his video's in attempts to get thumbs.
No really, just look at all the fucks I give. "oh ma gerd he iz copeing a gui frum utoob, and he iz getin tumbs, omg!" That's what you sound like, I suggest you grow up, because I honestly could not care less about a bunch of virtual green thumbs.
Lol calm down.
I thought you were posting the All time 10's video's, when I can see you haven't.
Unless if you deleted them because they didn't get thumbs.
Basically what you do is spam the newest uploads with crap that we have already seen several times.
Your content is not entertaining nor high quality in anyway.
Also telling me to ''grow up'' shows how young and immature you are.
And you clearly do care about these amazing virtual green thumbs, since you continue to waste your time posting content.
I thought you were posting the All time 10's video's, when I can see you haven't.
Unless if you deleted them because they didn't get thumbs.
Basically what you do is spam the newest uploads with crap that we have already seen several times.
Your content is not entertaining nor high quality in anyway.
Also telling me to ''grow up'' shows how young and immature you are.
And you clearly do care about these amazing virtual green thumbs, since you continue to waste your time posting content.
1. I've never posted any videos, that's just pointless
2. I never delete any of my content
3. Yet you're not complaining about people like phanact, felixjarl or any of those other top commenters for spamming content comment sections with unfunny comments.
4. That's your opinion. Most of my content gets good feedback, so clearly, it is pretty decent.
5. I'm telling you to grow up because of how much of a whiny bitch you are.
6. I do it so I can entertain others. As long as people got a good laugh out of my content, I'm satisfied.
2. I never delete any of my content
3. Yet you're not complaining about people like phanact, felixjarl or any of those other top commenters for spamming content comment sections with unfunny comments.
4. That's your opinion. Most of my content gets good feedback, so clearly, it is pretty decent.
5. I'm telling you to grow up because of how much of a whiny bitch you are.
6. I do it so I can entertain others. As long as people got a good laugh out of my content, I'm satisfied.
1. You name your account after a famous youtuber, yet you don't post their video's?
2. ^^^^^
3. I don't like Phanact at all, in fact I personally banned his ass, and then later unbanned him because it was unfair.
4. You post an interesting picture, or something that has already been posted on here several times.
5. I'm not close to being ''whiny'', I simply found it funny how pathetic you are. I could careless about you or what you do on here. However I will gladly point out your plebe ways for my own satisfaction.
6. You do it for the thumbs. That is all.
2. ^^^^^
3. I don't like Phanact at all, in fact I personally banned his ass, and then later unbanned him because it was unfair.
4. You post an interesting picture, or something that has already been posted on here several times.
5. I'm not close to being ''whiny'', I simply found it funny how pathetic you are. I could careless about you or what you do on here. However I will gladly point out your plebe ways for my own satisfaction.
6. You do it for the thumbs. That is all.
1. Does it matter what my name is? I liked the name, used it, and that's it. I don't need to post videos or do any of that stuff.
2. ????
3. Does it matter if it's been posted here already? Not everyone can be bothered to stay on this website 24/7 and that means that not everyone can actually get to see every image. If the image, despite it being posted previously, gets thumbs, then CLEARLY it hasn't been seen by many people.
4. I'm pathetic, yet you waste your time to comment on my profile, pointing out to how pathetic I am. Why not just block me? Or, you can go complain on some other guy top content poster's profile.
5. Again, that's your opinion.
2. ????
3. Does it matter if it's been posted here already? Not everyone can be bothered to stay on this website 24/7 and that means that not everyone can actually get to see every image. If the image, despite it being posted previously, gets thumbs, then CLEARLY it hasn't been seen by many people.
4. I'm pathetic, yet you waste your time to comment on my profile, pointing out to how pathetic I am. Why not just block me? Or, you can go complain on some other guy top content poster's profile.
5. Again, that's your opinion.
3. Yet you're not complaining about people like phanact, felixjarl or any of those other top commenters for spamming content comment sections with unfunny comments.
4. I'm pathetic, yet you waste your time to comment on my profile, pointing out to how pathetic I am. Why not just block me? Or, you can go complain on some other guy top content poster's profile.
5. Again, that's your opinion.
4. I'm pathetic, yet you waste your time to comment on my profile, pointing out to how pathetic I am. Why not just block me? Or, you can go complain on some other guy top content poster's profile.
5. Again, that's your opinion.
3. "Yet you're not complaining about people like phanact, felixjarl or any of those other top commenters for spamming content comment sections with unfunny comments."
That's me pointing out the fairness of his claims. Why does he have to target me? I'm not trying to blame anyone else.
"I'm pathetic, yet you waste your time to comment on my profile, pointing out to how pathetic I am. Why not just block me? Or, you can go complain on some other guy top content poster's profile."
I'm basically telling him to get a life.
What does the 3rd one have to do with anything?
Thanks for the flattery, may we meet each other in Valhalla.
If you are a mod(if i got it correctly) this guy wants to talk about a ban(if you got the time that is) www.funnyjunk.com/user/lymphoma
Anyhow have my praise for fighting against a reposter and if there is anything you require don't hesitate to call me.
If you are a mod(if i got it correctly) this guy wants to talk about a ban(if you got the time that is) www.funnyjunk.com/user/lymphoma
Anyhow have my praise for fighting against a reposter and if there is anything you require don't hesitate to call me.
Trust me, I am not a mod.
However I have scripted multiple macro's for this website. Mass flag, thumb, spam, etc.
I mass flag users and have them falsely banned for ''porn''. Because that's how crap the system is on here.
I can revoke the ban by admitting that I did it, which is what I do to unban certain users that say they are sorry.
If a user wants to ask for an unban, then he needs to contact fjhelp
www.funnyjunk.com/user/fjhelp
However I have scripted multiple macro's for this website. Mass flag, thumb, spam, etc.
I mass flag users and have them falsely banned for ''porn''. Because that's how crap the system is on here.
I can revoke the ban by admitting that I did it, which is what I do to unban certain users that say they are sorry.
If a user wants to ask for an unban, then he needs to contact fjhelp
www.funnyjunk.com/user/fjhelp

