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#184 - But do you really think that they compare to a gold iPhone 5s?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Getting on the fad 0
#185 - Spikeydeath (09/27/2014) [-]
They come in gold... and look better doing it?
User avatar #187 - alltimetens (09/27/2014) [-]
I just looked at the gold note 4. It's nowhere near as good as an iPhone 5s. :/
#189 - Spikeydeath (09/27/2014) [-]
because your desensitized. Thats fine, but you gotta understand man. 90% of Funnyjunk is Android/Windows Phone. They don't like apple, nor do I. Whenever you screech that apple is better, it falls on ears that have a favorite and don't give two ounces of a shit what you think. You've been here a while, you should know that.
#186 - Spikeydeath (09/27/2014) [-]
Faux leather, silver outline, giant screen with resolution that will trample apple. Not to mention it has several smart watches itll work with.
#179 - Fast Phone - Quit lying to yourself. You know for a fact that …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2014 on Getting on the fad 0
User avatar #188 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone = No really, what are you talking about? we're talking about speed here not the UI which is point 3. What do you mean by clunkiness? I'll address hideaousness in point 3.

Aesthetics = Cherry pick? Not really cherry picking when there's what... only 10 iOS phones? and I picked on 2. While Android phones come in the hundreds. You CAN get a metal phone if you want, Android is a OS not a phone. There are plenty of models available so you can pick and choose.

Smooth UI = Not really? Android is well and good because depending on the version...
-Apps are in alphabetical order, you only get lost if you don't know your alphabet.
-You can pick what apps are on the home screens so you can access apps you use often quicker.
Apple just mushes all together on the home screen and says deal with it, you organize this shit.

Also to address what you mentioned in "Fast Phone" there are apps to change the layout and look of the UI, heck there are a few apps that let you emulate the iPhone feel.

So really iOS is just for people that don't know technology like your grandma.
#168 - Fast Phone - Not when your software is clunky and choppy to be…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Getting on the fad 0
User avatar #172 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone = Gunna have to go into more detail with this mate considering I'm not getting clunkiness or choppiness. Do you mean lag with the animations? Cause that could just be the hardware being shit on that particular phone. As for how easy it is to find something that's kinda subjective as well. I find Android easy to navigate and my ipad difficult to navigate, specifically in the settings.

Aesthetics = What? Plastic does not look good at all but you're just gunna ignore the iPhone C? You're saying all of android is shit because of the GS1 but you're gunna say Apple is glorious and just ignore the iPhone C?

Smooth UI = Again could have shit hardware on that particular phone, Android is an OS not a phone. Organization is also not really a problem, everything organization wise is pretty much the same with iOS.

No not really you've stated you love apple because it's 'fast' looks pretty and simple, perfect for someone that doesn't know anything about technology like your grandma.
#191 - lucariopwnz (09/27/2014) [-]
you took the bait mate...
User avatar #192 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
I'm not going to assume everyone is just a stupid troll, I'm not THAT cynical.
This guy is seriously brainwashed. He needs help.
User avatar #196 - lucariopwnz (09/27/2014) [-]
Come on, no one is that devoted to something unless they're trying to rustle some jimmies
User avatar #197 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Unless they're brainwashed and truly believe their phone is flawless.
Wait... I'm kinda devoted to this too... am... am I the troll?
User avatar #179 - alltimetens (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone - Quit lying to yourself. You know for a fact that Android has a clunky and outdated operating system. It's hideous and it depletes the potential of the hardware.
Aesthetics - Can you read? I indicated that a majority of the Android phones are plastic, whereas only one iPhone (the 5C) is plastic. And if you're gonna cherrypick one phone to bash on, I'm gonna do the same (which is why I brought up the GS1)
Smooth UI - No it isn't. I've used both Operating Systems. It takes an average of about 15 seconds of scrolling and sliding to find a particular app, whereas finding an app on an iPhone/iPad/iPod is easy.
User avatar #188 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone = No really, what are you talking about? we're talking about speed here not the UI which is point 3. What do you mean by clunkiness? I'll address hideaousness in point 3.

Aesthetics = Cherry pick? Not really cherry picking when there's what... only 10 iOS phones? and I picked on 2. While Android phones come in the hundreds. You CAN get a metal phone if you want, Android is a OS not a phone. There are plenty of models available so you can pick and choose.

Smooth UI = Not really? Android is well and good because depending on the version...
-Apps are in alphabetical order, you only get lost if you don't know your alphabet.
-You can pick what apps are on the home screens so you can access apps you use often quicker.
Apple just mushes all together on the home screen and says deal with it, you organize this shit.

Also to address what you mentioned in "Fast Phone" there are apps to change the layout and look of the UI, heck there are a few apps that let you emulate the iPhone feel.

So really iOS is just for people that don't know technology like your grandma.
#162 - Fast Phone = Just because a phone has more processing power/RA…  [+] (15 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Getting on the fad 0
#183 - Spikeydeath (09/27/2014) [-]
Just saying the note 4 looks fucking beautiful.
And the new moto x
User avatar #184 - alltimetens (09/27/2014) [-]
But do you really think that they compare to a gold iPhone 5s?
#185 - Spikeydeath (09/27/2014) [-]
They come in gold... and look better doing it?
User avatar #187 - alltimetens (09/27/2014) [-]
I just looked at the gold note 4. It's nowhere near as good as an iPhone 5s. :/
#189 - Spikeydeath (09/27/2014) [-]
because your desensitized. Thats fine, but you gotta understand man. 90% of Funnyjunk is Android/Windows Phone. They don't like apple, nor do I. Whenever you screech that apple is better, it falls on ears that have a favorite and don't give two ounces of a shit what you think. You've been here a while, you should know that.
#186 - Spikeydeath (09/27/2014) [-]
Faux leather, silver outline, giant screen with resolution that will trample apple. Not to mention it has several smart watches itll work with.
User avatar #166 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone = Yes it does. Your phone doesn't magically get faster, it's the hardware.

Luxurious Aesthetics = I gave you the cheaper model example because you stated that apple doesn't do that (cheap plastics) with their product, but they do. As for the other models they all look the goddamn same with tiny changes, I wouldn't exactly call them luxurious either when you have to hold it a particular way, remember the Apple death grip? Also this is VERY VERY subjective.

Smooth UI = It is not arbitrarily complicated, it gives more functions. Also by 'average consumer' I know you mean 'apple user' considering android has like, a 80+% market share. thenextweb.com/google/2014/07/31/android-reached-record-85-smartphone-market-share-q2-2014-report/

Still haven't dis-proven my theory that Apple products are for people that don't know anything about technology like your grandma.
User avatar #168 - alltimetens (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone - Not when your software is clunky and choppy to begin with. And another reason why iOS feels faster is because of how easy it is to find something
Luxurious Aesthetics - They aren't what I was referring to. If anything, I'll bring out the galaxy S 1. This is not subjective at all. Plastic does not look good. At all.
Smooth UI - More functions in exchange for more choppiness and less organization? No thanks.

I think I've disproved pretty much everything.
User avatar #172 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone = Gunna have to go into more detail with this mate considering I'm not getting clunkiness or choppiness. Do you mean lag with the animations? Cause that could just be the hardware being shit on that particular phone. As for how easy it is to find something that's kinda subjective as well. I find Android easy to navigate and my ipad difficult to navigate, specifically in the settings.

Aesthetics = What? Plastic does not look good at all but you're just gunna ignore the iPhone C? You're saying all of android is shit because of the GS1 but you're gunna say Apple is glorious and just ignore the iPhone C?

Smooth UI = Again could have shit hardware on that particular phone, Android is an OS not a phone. Organization is also not really a problem, everything organization wise is pretty much the same with iOS.

No not really you've stated you love apple because it's 'fast' looks pretty and simple, perfect for someone that doesn't know anything about technology like your grandma.
#191 - lucariopwnz (09/27/2014) [-]
you took the bait mate...
User avatar #192 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
I'm not going to assume everyone is just a stupid troll, I'm not THAT cynical.
This guy is seriously brainwashed. He needs help.
User avatar #196 - lucariopwnz (09/27/2014) [-]
Come on, no one is that devoted to something unless they're trying to rustle some jimmies
User avatar #197 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Unless they're brainwashed and truly believe their phone is flawless.
Wait... I'm kinda devoted to this too... am... am I the troll?
User avatar #179 - alltimetens (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone - Quit lying to yourself. You know for a fact that Android has a clunky and outdated operating system. It's hideous and it depletes the potential of the hardware.
Aesthetics - Can you read? I indicated that a majority of the Android phones are plastic, whereas only one iPhone (the 5C) is plastic. And if you're gonna cherrypick one phone to bash on, I'm gonna do the same (which is why I brought up the GS1)
Smooth UI - No it isn't. I've used both Operating Systems. It takes an average of about 15 seconds of scrolling and sliding to find a particular app, whereas finding an app on an iPhone/iPad/iPod is easy.
User avatar #188 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone = No really, what are you talking about? we're talking about speed here not the UI which is point 3. What do you mean by clunkiness? I'll address hideaousness in point 3.

Aesthetics = Cherry pick? Not really cherry picking when there's what... only 10 iOS phones? and I picked on 2. While Android phones come in the hundreds. You CAN get a metal phone if you want, Android is a OS not a phone. There are plenty of models available so you can pick and choose.

Smooth UI = Not really? Android is well and good because depending on the version...
-Apps are in alphabetical order, you only get lost if you don't know your alphabet.
-You can pick what apps are on the home screens so you can access apps you use often quicker.
Apple just mushes all together on the home screen and says deal with it, you organize this shit.

Also to address what you mentioned in "Fast Phone" there are apps to change the layout and look of the UI, heck there are a few apps that let you emulate the iPhone feel.

So really iOS is just for people that don't know technology like your grandma.
#160 - "muh customization" "muh widgets" …  [+] (20 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Getting on the fad 0
User avatar #161 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast phone = Android has wider range of phones and has faster phones.
Luxurious Aesthetics (No cheap plastic) = Apple released that shitty iPhone C and the newest metal one bends in your pocket.
Smooth UI = I'll give you this one but I'll call it dumbed down for people bad with technology.

So basically what I said is true. It's for people that don't know anything about technology but want to get in on it. Like your grandma.
#163 - thatoneiranianguy (09/27/2014) [-]
Two types of elitists between iPhone and Android users:

iPhone: Appearance elitists

Android: Tech elitists

Both are assholes. Stop being assholes. Get a Windows Phone.

Alright Microsoft, I want my payment in cold hard cash, I've done my advertising for today.
User avatar #200 - basichaharemix (09/27/2014) [-]
Glorious Windows Phone 8.1 Master Race
User avatar #167 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Tempting.
But I've had bad experiences with Microsoft tech support so noty.
User avatar #162 - alltimetens (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone = Just because a phone has more processing power/RAM/whatever doesn't actually mean the phone feels faster. The iPhone has the ideal hardware. But the software makes it feel much faster than even the fastest Androids.
Luxurious Aesthetics = iPhone 5C was a cheaper model. You seem to ignore the 4, 4s, 5, 5s, and even the 6 and 6 Plus, which, despite bending with applied pressure, look silky and luxurious as fuck.
Smooth UI = So what if it's dumbed down? I'm looking for a simple, clean software. And so is the average consumer. You're not superior for using arbitrarily complicated operating systems.
#183 - Spikeydeath (09/27/2014) [-]
Just saying the note 4 looks fucking beautiful.
And the new moto x
User avatar #184 - alltimetens (09/27/2014) [-]
But do you really think that they compare to a gold iPhone 5s?
#185 - Spikeydeath (09/27/2014) [-]
They come in gold... and look better doing it?
User avatar #187 - alltimetens (09/27/2014) [-]
I just looked at the gold note 4. It's nowhere near as good as an iPhone 5s. :/
#189 - Spikeydeath (09/27/2014) [-]
because your desensitized. Thats fine, but you gotta understand man. 90% of Funnyjunk is Android/Windows Phone. They don't like apple, nor do I. Whenever you screech that apple is better, it falls on ears that have a favorite and don't give two ounces of a shit what you think. You've been here a while, you should know that.
#186 - Spikeydeath (09/27/2014) [-]
Faux leather, silver outline, giant screen with resolution that will trample apple. Not to mention it has several smart watches itll work with.
User avatar #166 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone = Yes it does. Your phone doesn't magically get faster, it's the hardware.

Luxurious Aesthetics = I gave you the cheaper model example because you stated that apple doesn't do that (cheap plastics) with their product, but they do. As for the other models they all look the goddamn same with tiny changes, I wouldn't exactly call them luxurious either when you have to hold it a particular way, remember the Apple death grip? Also this is VERY VERY subjective.

Smooth UI = It is not arbitrarily complicated, it gives more functions. Also by 'average consumer' I know you mean 'apple user' considering android has like, a 80+% market share. thenextweb.com/google/2014/07/31/android-reached-record-85-smartphone-market-share-q2-2014-report/

Still haven't dis-proven my theory that Apple products are for people that don't know anything about technology like your grandma.
User avatar #168 - alltimetens (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone - Not when your software is clunky and choppy to begin with. And another reason why iOS feels faster is because of how easy it is to find something
Luxurious Aesthetics - They aren't what I was referring to. If anything, I'll bring out the galaxy S 1. This is not subjective at all. Plastic does not look good. At all.
Smooth UI - More functions in exchange for more choppiness and less organization? No thanks.

I think I've disproved pretty much everything.
User avatar #172 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone = Gunna have to go into more detail with this mate considering I'm not getting clunkiness or choppiness. Do you mean lag with the animations? Cause that could just be the hardware being shit on that particular phone. As for how easy it is to find something that's kinda subjective as well. I find Android easy to navigate and my ipad difficult to navigate, specifically in the settings.

Aesthetics = What? Plastic does not look good at all but you're just gunna ignore the iPhone C? You're saying all of android is shit because of the GS1 but you're gunna say Apple is glorious and just ignore the iPhone C?

Smooth UI = Again could have shit hardware on that particular phone, Android is an OS not a phone. Organization is also not really a problem, everything organization wise is pretty much the same with iOS.

No not really you've stated you love apple because it's 'fast' looks pretty and simple, perfect for someone that doesn't know anything about technology like your grandma.
#191 - lucariopwnz (09/27/2014) [-]
you took the bait mate...
User avatar #192 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
I'm not going to assume everyone is just a stupid troll, I'm not THAT cynical.
This guy is seriously brainwashed. He needs help.
User avatar #196 - lucariopwnz (09/27/2014) [-]
Come on, no one is that devoted to something unless they're trying to rustle some jimmies
User avatar #197 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Unless they're brainwashed and truly believe their phone is flawless.
Wait... I'm kinda devoted to this too... am... am I the troll?
User avatar #179 - alltimetens (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone - Quit lying to yourself. You know for a fact that Android has a clunky and outdated operating system. It's hideous and it depletes the potential of the hardware.
Aesthetics - Can you read? I indicated that a majority of the Android phones are plastic, whereas only one iPhone (the 5C) is plastic. And if you're gonna cherrypick one phone to bash on, I'm gonna do the same (which is why I brought up the GS1)
Smooth UI - No it isn't. I've used both Operating Systems. It takes an average of about 15 seconds of scrolling and sliding to find a particular app, whereas finding an app on an iPhone/iPad/iPod is easy.
User avatar #188 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone = No really, what are you talking about? we're talking about speed here not the UI which is point 3. What do you mean by clunkiness? I'll address hideaousness in point 3.

Aesthetics = Cherry pick? Not really cherry picking when there's what... only 10 iOS phones? and I picked on 2. While Android phones come in the hundreds. You CAN get a metal phone if you want, Android is a OS not a phone. There are plenty of models available so you can pick and choose.

Smooth UI = Not really? Android is well and good because depending on the version...
-Apps are in alphabetical order, you only get lost if you don't know your alphabet.
-You can pick what apps are on the home screens so you can access apps you use often quicker.
Apple just mushes all together on the home screen and says deal with it, you organize this shit.

Also to address what you mentioned in "Fast Phone" there are apps to change the layout and look of the UI, heck there are a few apps that let you emulate the iPhone feel.

So really iOS is just for people that don't know technology like your grandma.
#153 - Lying? In what way?  [+] (22 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Getting on the fad 0
User avatar #156 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Apple products are shit-tier products for people who can't use technology like your grandma.
User avatar #160 - alltimetens (09/27/2014) [-]
"muh customization"
"muh widgets"

You honestly think I care about that? I'm looking for a fast phone, has luxurious aesthetics (no cheap plastic shit), and has a soft and smooth OS/UI.
Anyone that thinks Android phones are better in these categories is out of their minds. The Android OS is choppy and clunky, not to mention EXTREMELY disorganized. I spend a minute looking for the fucking Chrome App, for crying out loud.
User avatar #161 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast phone = Android has wider range of phones and has faster phones.
Luxurious Aesthetics (No cheap plastic) = Apple released that shitty iPhone C and the newest metal one bends in your pocket.
Smooth UI = I'll give you this one but I'll call it dumbed down for people bad with technology.

So basically what I said is true. It's for people that don't know anything about technology but want to get in on it. Like your grandma.
#163 - thatoneiranianguy (09/27/2014) [-]
Two types of elitists between iPhone and Android users:

iPhone: Appearance elitists

Android: Tech elitists

Both are assholes. Stop being assholes. Get a Windows Phone.

Alright Microsoft, I want my payment in cold hard cash, I've done my advertising for today.
User avatar #200 - basichaharemix (09/27/2014) [-]
Glorious Windows Phone 8.1 Master Race
User avatar #167 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Tempting.
But I've had bad experiences with Microsoft tech support so noty.
User avatar #162 - alltimetens (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone = Just because a phone has more processing power/RAM/whatever doesn't actually mean the phone feels faster. The iPhone has the ideal hardware. But the software makes it feel much faster than even the fastest Androids.
Luxurious Aesthetics = iPhone 5C was a cheaper model. You seem to ignore the 4, 4s, 5, 5s, and even the 6 and 6 Plus, which, despite bending with applied pressure, look silky and luxurious as fuck.
Smooth UI = So what if it's dumbed down? I'm looking for a simple, clean software. And so is the average consumer. You're not superior for using arbitrarily complicated operating systems.
#183 - Spikeydeath (09/27/2014) [-]
Just saying the note 4 looks fucking beautiful.
And the new moto x
User avatar #184 - alltimetens (09/27/2014) [-]
But do you really think that they compare to a gold iPhone 5s?
#185 - Spikeydeath (09/27/2014) [-]
They come in gold... and look better doing it?
User avatar #187 - alltimetens (09/27/2014) [-]
I just looked at the gold note 4. It's nowhere near as good as an iPhone 5s. :/
#189 - Spikeydeath (09/27/2014) [-]
because your desensitized. Thats fine, but you gotta understand man. 90% of Funnyjunk is Android/Windows Phone. They don't like apple, nor do I. Whenever you screech that apple is better, it falls on ears that have a favorite and don't give two ounces of a shit what you think. You've been here a while, you should know that.
#186 - Spikeydeath (09/27/2014) [-]
Faux leather, silver outline, giant screen with resolution that will trample apple. Not to mention it has several smart watches itll work with.
User avatar #166 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone = Yes it does. Your phone doesn't magically get faster, it's the hardware.

Luxurious Aesthetics = I gave you the cheaper model example because you stated that apple doesn't do that (cheap plastics) with their product, but they do. As for the other models they all look the goddamn same with tiny changes, I wouldn't exactly call them luxurious either when you have to hold it a particular way, remember the Apple death grip? Also this is VERY VERY subjective.

Smooth UI = It is not arbitrarily complicated, it gives more functions. Also by 'average consumer' I know you mean 'apple user' considering android has like, a 80+% market share. thenextweb.com/google/2014/07/31/android-reached-record-85-smartphone-market-share-q2-2014-report/

Still haven't dis-proven my theory that Apple products are for people that don't know anything about technology like your grandma.
User avatar #168 - alltimetens (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone - Not when your software is clunky and choppy to begin with. And another reason why iOS feels faster is because of how easy it is to find something
Luxurious Aesthetics - They aren't what I was referring to. If anything, I'll bring out the galaxy S 1. This is not subjective at all. Plastic does not look good. At all.
Smooth UI - More functions in exchange for more choppiness and less organization? No thanks.

I think I've disproved pretty much everything.
User avatar #172 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone = Gunna have to go into more detail with this mate considering I'm not getting clunkiness or choppiness. Do you mean lag with the animations? Cause that could just be the hardware being shit on that particular phone. As for how easy it is to find something that's kinda subjective as well. I find Android easy to navigate and my ipad difficult to navigate, specifically in the settings.

Aesthetics = What? Plastic does not look good at all but you're just gunna ignore the iPhone C? You're saying all of android is shit because of the GS1 but you're gunna say Apple is glorious and just ignore the iPhone C?

Smooth UI = Again could have shit hardware on that particular phone, Android is an OS not a phone. Organization is also not really a problem, everything organization wise is pretty much the same with iOS.

No not really you've stated you love apple because it's 'fast' looks pretty and simple, perfect for someone that doesn't know anything about technology like your grandma.
#191 - lucariopwnz (09/27/2014) [-]
you took the bait mate...
User avatar #192 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
I'm not going to assume everyone is just a stupid troll, I'm not THAT cynical.
This guy is seriously brainwashed. He needs help.
User avatar #196 - lucariopwnz (09/27/2014) [-]
Come on, no one is that devoted to something unless they're trying to rustle some jimmies
User avatar #197 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Unless they're brainwashed and truly believe their phone is flawless.
Wait... I'm kinda devoted to this too... am... am I the troll?
User avatar #179 - alltimetens (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone - Quit lying to yourself. You know for a fact that Android has a clunky and outdated operating system. It's hideous and it depletes the potential of the hardware.
Aesthetics - Can you read? I indicated that a majority of the Android phones are plastic, whereas only one iPhone (the 5C) is plastic. And if you're gonna cherrypick one phone to bash on, I'm gonna do the same (which is why I brought up the GS1)
Smooth UI - No it isn't. I've used both Operating Systems. It takes an average of about 15 seconds of scrolling and sliding to find a particular app, whereas finding an app on an iPhone/iPad/iPod is easy.
User avatar #188 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone = No really, what are you talking about? we're talking about speed here not the UI which is point 3. What do you mean by clunkiness? I'll address hideaousness in point 3.

Aesthetics = Cherry pick? Not really cherry picking when there's what... only 10 iOS phones? and I picked on 2. While Android phones come in the hundreds. You CAN get a metal phone if you want, Android is a OS not a phone. There are plenty of models available so you can pick and choose.

Smooth UI = Not really? Android is well and good because depending on the version...
-Apps are in alphabetical order, you only get lost if you don't know your alphabet.
-You can pick what apps are on the home screens so you can access apps you use often quicker.
Apple just mushes all together on the home screen and says deal with it, you organize this shit.

Also to address what you mentioned in "Fast Phone" there are apps to change the layout and look of the UI, heck there are a few apps that let you emulate the iPhone feel.

So really iOS is just for people that don't know technology like your grandma.
#148 - I love how all of the ************ companies took…  [+] (26 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Getting on the fad -11
User avatar #170 - fishinyourface (09/27/2014) [-]
Samsung is quite the competitor with Apple you know, they're both at the top....
#151 - basichaharemix (09/27/2014) [-]
You need to quit lying to yourself.
User avatar #153 - alltimetens (09/27/2014) [-]
Lying? In what way?
User avatar #156 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Apple products are shit-tier products for people who can't use technology like your grandma.
User avatar #160 - alltimetens (09/27/2014) [-]
"muh customization"
"muh widgets"

You honestly think I care about that? I'm looking for a fast phone, has luxurious aesthetics (no cheap plastic shit), and has a soft and smooth OS/UI.
Anyone that thinks Android phones are better in these categories is out of their minds. The Android OS is choppy and clunky, not to mention EXTREMELY disorganized. I spend a minute looking for the fucking Chrome App, for crying out loud.
User avatar #161 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast phone = Android has wider range of phones and has faster phones.
Luxurious Aesthetics (No cheap plastic) = Apple released that shitty iPhone C and the newest metal one bends in your pocket.
Smooth UI = I'll give you this one but I'll call it dumbed down for people bad with technology.

So basically what I said is true. It's for people that don't know anything about technology but want to get in on it. Like your grandma.
#163 - thatoneiranianguy (09/27/2014) [-]
Two types of elitists between iPhone and Android users:

iPhone: Appearance elitists

Android: Tech elitists

Both are assholes. Stop being assholes. Get a Windows Phone.

Alright Microsoft, I want my payment in cold hard cash, I've done my advertising for today.
User avatar #200 - basichaharemix (09/27/2014) [-]
Glorious Windows Phone 8.1 Master Race
User avatar #167 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Tempting.
But I've had bad experiences with Microsoft tech support so noty.
User avatar #162 - alltimetens (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone = Just because a phone has more processing power/RAM/whatever doesn't actually mean the phone feels faster. The iPhone has the ideal hardware. But the software makes it feel much faster than even the fastest Androids.
Luxurious Aesthetics = iPhone 5C was a cheaper model. You seem to ignore the 4, 4s, 5, 5s, and even the 6 and 6 Plus, which, despite bending with applied pressure, look silky and luxurious as fuck.
Smooth UI = So what if it's dumbed down? I'm looking for a simple, clean software. And so is the average consumer. You're not superior for using arbitrarily complicated operating systems.
#183 - Spikeydeath (09/27/2014) [-]
Just saying the note 4 looks fucking beautiful.
And the new moto x
User avatar #184 - alltimetens (09/27/2014) [-]
But do you really think that they compare to a gold iPhone 5s?
#185 - Spikeydeath (09/27/2014) [-]
They come in gold... and look better doing it?
User avatar #187 - alltimetens (09/27/2014) [-]
I just looked at the gold note 4. It's nowhere near as good as an iPhone 5s. :/
#189 - Spikeydeath (09/27/2014) [-]
because your desensitized. Thats fine, but you gotta understand man. 90% of Funnyjunk is Android/Windows Phone. They don't like apple, nor do I. Whenever you screech that apple is better, it falls on ears that have a favorite and don't give two ounces of a shit what you think. You've been here a while, you should know that.
#186 - Spikeydeath (09/27/2014) [-]
Faux leather, silver outline, giant screen with resolution that will trample apple. Not to mention it has several smart watches itll work with.
User avatar #166 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone = Yes it does. Your phone doesn't magically get faster, it's the hardware.

Luxurious Aesthetics = I gave you the cheaper model example because you stated that apple doesn't do that (cheap plastics) with their product, but they do. As for the other models they all look the goddamn same with tiny changes, I wouldn't exactly call them luxurious either when you have to hold it a particular way, remember the Apple death grip? Also this is VERY VERY subjective.

Smooth UI = It is not arbitrarily complicated, it gives more functions. Also by 'average consumer' I know you mean 'apple user' considering android has like, a 80+% market share. thenextweb.com/google/2014/07/31/android-reached-record-85-smartphone-market-share-q2-2014-report/

Still haven't dis-proven my theory that Apple products are for people that don't know anything about technology like your grandma.
User avatar #168 - alltimetens (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone - Not when your software is clunky and choppy to begin with. And another reason why iOS feels faster is because of how easy it is to find something
Luxurious Aesthetics - They aren't what I was referring to. If anything, I'll bring out the galaxy S 1. This is not subjective at all. Plastic does not look good. At all.
Smooth UI - More functions in exchange for more choppiness and less organization? No thanks.

I think I've disproved pretty much everything.
User avatar #172 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone = Gunna have to go into more detail with this mate considering I'm not getting clunkiness or choppiness. Do you mean lag with the animations? Cause that could just be the hardware being shit on that particular phone. As for how easy it is to find something that's kinda subjective as well. I find Android easy to navigate and my ipad difficult to navigate, specifically in the settings.

Aesthetics = What? Plastic does not look good at all but you're just gunna ignore the iPhone C? You're saying all of android is shit because of the GS1 but you're gunna say Apple is glorious and just ignore the iPhone C?

Smooth UI = Again could have shit hardware on that particular phone, Android is an OS not a phone. Organization is also not really a problem, everything organization wise is pretty much the same with iOS.

No not really you've stated you love apple because it's 'fast' looks pretty and simple, perfect for someone that doesn't know anything about technology like your grandma.
#191 - lucariopwnz (09/27/2014) [-]
you took the bait mate...
User avatar #192 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
I'm not going to assume everyone is just a stupid troll, I'm not THAT cynical.
This guy is seriously brainwashed. He needs help.
User avatar #196 - lucariopwnz (09/27/2014) [-]
Come on, no one is that devoted to something unless they're trying to rustle some jimmies
User avatar #197 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Unless they're brainwashed and truly believe their phone is flawless.
Wait... I'm kinda devoted to this too... am... am I the troll?
User avatar #179 - alltimetens (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone - Quit lying to yourself. You know for a fact that Android has a clunky and outdated operating system. It's hideous and it depletes the potential of the hardware.
Aesthetics - Can you read? I indicated that a majority of the Android phones are plastic, whereas only one iPhone (the 5C) is plastic. And if you're gonna cherrypick one phone to bash on, I'm gonna do the same (which is why I brought up the GS1)
Smooth UI - No it isn't. I've used both Operating Systems. It takes an average of about 15 seconds of scrolling and sliding to find a particular app, whereas finding an app on an iPhone/iPad/iPod is easy.
User avatar #188 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Fast Phone = No really, what are you talking about? we're talking about speed here not the UI which is point 3. What do you mean by clunkiness? I'll address hideaousness in point 3.

Aesthetics = Cherry pick? Not really cherry picking when there's what... only 10 iOS phones? and I picked on 2. While Android phones come in the hundreds. You CAN get a metal phone if you want, Android is a OS not a phone. There are plenty of models available so you can pick and choose.

Smooth UI = Not really? Android is well and good because depending on the version...
-Apps are in alphabetical order, you only get lost if you don't know your alphabet.
-You can pick what apps are on the home screens so you can access apps you use often quicker.
Apple just mushes all together on the home screen and says deal with it, you organize this shit.

Also to address what you mentioned in "Fast Phone" there are apps to change the layout and look of the UI, heck there are a few apps that let you emulate the iPhone feel.

So really iOS is just for people that don't know technology like your grandma.
#149 - theruinedsage (09/27/2014) [-]
Sure thing kiddo
#223 - >different opinion > *********** … 09/26/2014 on Apple products 0
#219 - >different opinion >  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Apple products 0
User avatar #222 - fukkentyranitar (09/26/2014) [-]
>shitposting
>
User avatar #223 - alltimetens (09/26/2014) [-]
>different opinion
>shitposting

go fuck
#214 - How am I a bait? Look at my level, dumb ass.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Apple products 0
User avatar #216 - fukkentyranitar (09/26/2014) [-]
Still bait.
User avatar #219 - alltimetens (09/26/2014) [-]
>different opinion
>
User avatar #222 - fukkentyranitar (09/26/2014) [-]
>shitposting
>
User avatar #223 - alltimetens (09/26/2014) [-]
>different opinion
>shitposting

go fuck
#212 - People that want a luxurious phone and not a cheap plastic case.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Apple products 0
User avatar #213 - fukkentyranitar (09/26/2014) [-]
Bait ass nigga.
User avatar #214 - alltimetens (09/26/2014) [-]
How am I a bait? Look at my level, dumb ass.
User avatar #216 - fukkentyranitar (09/26/2014) [-]
Still bait.
User avatar #219 - alltimetens (09/26/2014) [-]
>different opinion
>
User avatar #222 - fukkentyranitar (09/26/2014) [-]
>shitposting
>
User avatar #223 - alltimetens (09/26/2014) [-]
>different opinion
>shitposting

go fuck
#210 - Enjoy your choppy software and cheap, plastic phones faggot.  [+] (8 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Apple products 0
User avatar #211 - fukkentyranitar (09/26/2014) [-]
Who the fuck wraps their phone with glass?
User avatar #212 - alltimetens (09/26/2014) [-]
People that want a luxurious phone and not a cheap plastic case.
User avatar #213 - fukkentyranitar (09/26/2014) [-]
Bait ass nigga.
User avatar #214 - alltimetens (09/26/2014) [-]
How am I a bait? Look at my level, dumb ass.
User avatar #216 - fukkentyranitar (09/26/2014) [-]
Still bait.
User avatar #219 - alltimetens (09/26/2014) [-]
>different opinion
>
User avatar #222 - fukkentyranitar (09/26/2014) [-]
>shitposting
>
User avatar #223 - alltimetens (09/26/2014) [-]
>different opinion
>shitposting

go fuck
#229 - Technically, "Fortunately" would have been the prope… 09/26/2014 on Imma just Re-post this +4
#153 - I prefer Apple phones over Androids any day. I don't mind payi…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Apple products -9
#206 - fukkentyranitar (09/26/2014) [-]
kek
User avatar #210 - alltimetens (09/26/2014) [-]
Enjoy your choppy software and cheap, plastic phones faggot.
User avatar #211 - fukkentyranitar (09/26/2014) [-]
Who the fuck wraps their phone with glass?
User avatar #212 - alltimetens (09/26/2014) [-]
People that want a luxurious phone and not a cheap plastic case.
User avatar #213 - fukkentyranitar (09/26/2014) [-]
Bait ass nigga.
User avatar #214 - alltimetens (09/26/2014) [-]
How am I a bait? Look at my level, dumb ass.
User avatar #216 - fukkentyranitar (09/26/2014) [-]
Still bait.
User avatar #219 - alltimetens (09/26/2014) [-]
>different opinion
>
User avatar #222 - fukkentyranitar (09/26/2014) [-]
>shitposting
>
User avatar #223 - alltimetens (09/26/2014) [-]
>different opinion
>shitposting

go fuck
User avatar #162 - arkamedies (09/25/2014) [-]
lol
#186 - mr skeltal (09/26/2014) [-]
>Muh terrible appstore
>Muh complicated customization
>Muh intelligence
#44 - I hate reading fiction. Especially realistic fiction. 09/25/2014 on Sounds about right +1
#237 - Muslim here. Islam permits eating/making contact with pig/pork… 09/23/2014 on Real feminists do exist +1
#105 - They are cunts. But that's not Islam. 09/21/2014 on Twitter Gold 0
#45 - This is the problem I have with Asian girls. They try WAY too … 09/21/2014 on He won't notice..... +2
#9697932 - Do you guys think there is a reason why whites are the most in…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9697960 - jonglio (09/18/2014) [-]
white countries are the most developed and privileged because europe basically fucking raided africa ++ lol. colonization, using the africans/asians/south americans resources for their own good as well
User avatar #9697940 - nazo (09/18/2014) [-]
Look whos back

need a shitstorm pal?
#21 - A good example of what a Strawman is, kiddies. 09/06/2014 on Obviously 0
#204 - While I agree that it WAS a stupid course of action to take, t… 09/06/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#103 - Yep. You're right. But I felt like you were implying that the …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on Check your privilege 0
User avatar #105 - icameforthepron (09/05/2014) [-]
fair enough, better qualifier.
#101 - Are you trolling or...?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Check your privilege 0
User avatar #102 - icameforthepron (09/05/2014) [-]
The first part was joking the second wasn't.
User avatar #103 - alltimetens (09/05/2014) [-]
Yep. You're right. But I felt like you were implying that the Middle East isn't Asia. If you had said "Technically he's from South-West Asia" then I would have agreed.
User avatar #105 - icameforthepron (09/05/2014) [-]
fair enough, better qualifier.
#85 - ***** that's Indian 09/05/2014 on Check your privilege +1
#84 - The Middle East is part of Asia.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Check your privilege 0
User avatar #97 - icameforthepron (09/05/2014) [-]
like Asia would associate with the filthy Middle East. Anyways, my point was that India is South Asia so yeah...not the middle east.
User avatar #101 - alltimetens (09/05/2014) [-]
Are you trolling or...?
User avatar #102 - icameforthepron (09/05/2014) [-]
The first part was joking the second wasn't.
User avatar #103 - alltimetens (09/05/2014) [-]
Yep. You're right. But I felt like you were implying that the Middle East isn't Asia. If you had said "Technically he's from South-West Asia" then I would have agreed.
User avatar #105 - icameforthepron (09/05/2014) [-]
fair enough, better qualifier.
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#162 - syrianassassin (05/31/2014) [-]
because you are new in the religion board, you must know what your enemy will do to your opinions

this is my first post in the religion board i talked with ethics and total respect and look what happened

www.funnyjunk.com/religion/54159#54159


now i am a troll who troll atheist trolls using their own logic and piss them off using their own life system and belief

new atheism =/= atheism

new atheism mean you shall be a total asshole against religion no matter how logical the answer is given

the board is full of heretics and you shall take care
#159 - syrianassassin (05/31/2014) [-]
i see you are a christian who came for some question in the religion board, and all you saw is some faggots trolling and ************
User avatar #160 to #159 - alltimetens (05/31/2014) [-]
I'm not really a Christian. I'm more of an agnostic.
User avatar #161 to #160 - syrianassassin (05/31/2014) [-]
and when you wanted answer, all you found is some new atheism bitches and cock sucking tranny faggots trolling you with nonsense
right?
#149 - mr skeltal (04/08/2014) [-]
hey your the guy from youtube
i like your videos dude
User avatar #154 to #149 - tranquilizer (04/20/2014) [-]
He's not them
User avatar #155 to #154 - badmotorfinger (05/02/2014) [-]
get the euthanization needle. they're becoming aware.
User avatar #156 to #155 - tranquilizer (05/02/2014) [-]
Wait
Where did you come from
The future?
#157 to #156 - nickypickle (05/23/2014) [-]
I dunno if all this charade about being the one on youtube or not is all part of a 'sekretu klub' thing but its really getting to the point where someone needs some answers

yes? no? why is this such an issue I dont understand
User avatar #158 to #157 - tranquilizer (05/23/2014) [-]
Where do you people keep coming from I'm scared ;_;
#143 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
And with the mildly aroused Karasu picture, I am finished. Sorry for the spamish stuff, but you did ask me to and they do make good reaction images.
User avatar #145 to #143 - alltimetens (04/07/2014) [-]
No problem, man.

I appreciate all these reaction pics. Fukken savin' all of em'. I'm glad there are others here who have enjoyed the same anime as I.
User avatar #146 to #145 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
Might be an odd thing to say, but you might want to join Tumblr. A lot of us are actually males who enjoy certain fandoms and have deep discussions about them, especially with Yu Yu Hakusho.

Might I suggest Kill La Kill or HunterXHunter? The latter apparently takes place in the future of Yu Yu Hakusho. Of course, Inuyasha is said to take place in the past, with Kikyo being Raizen's original daughter.
User avatar #147 to #146 - alltimetens (04/07/2014) [-]
Damn... I better get watching.
User avatar #148 to #147 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
Go for Inuyasha first. I feel like Yu Yu Hakusho took a lot from that show. "Ooohhh we're losing viewers during the Dark Tournament, better show them Kurama's true form!" Fricken love child of Sesshomaru and Inuyasha (Which given Sesshomaru's mother isn't entirely out of the question even though they are a different species). Also, character types for both Toguro brothers, Bui, Karasu, and others were in that show.
#142 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
Sometimes I edit a strikethrough over the 'not' to make a joke.
#140 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
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#139 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
This is my wallpaper and icon
#138 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
This too.
This too.
#137 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
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#136 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
By the way, there is a user named Toguro here, but they aren't named after this Toguro.
By the way, there is a user named Toguro here, but they aren't named after this Toguro.
#150 to #136 - toguro (04/17/2014) [-]
You like telling everyone that don'tcha?
User avatar #151 to #150 - zafara (04/17/2014) [-]
Well, we were talking about Toguro anyway. You usually pop up whenever Toguro is mentioned, so I wanted to let him know that you would probably show up. I also wanted to warn him that you don't really watch the show and named yourself Toguro after something else so that they didn't ask you questions about Yu Yu Hakusho you don't know.

Basically, I wanted to save some time by warning him that while you have the name, you don't know the show.

You know what I'm trying to say?
#152 to #151 - toguro (04/17/2014) [-]
Yeah I understood the 4th time you did it - I dont mind really
User avatar #153 to #152 - zafara (04/17/2014) [-]
I didn't think I was mentioning you that much. Sorry.
#135 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
This works as a good, I am mildly confused and/or disturbed by what I see
#132 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
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#130 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
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#129 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
Remember this scene?
Remember this scene?
User avatar #134 to #129 - alltimetens (04/07/2014) [-]
this **** was creepy
User avatar #144 to #134 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
Yep. You know what's even more creepy? Elder Toguro decapitated himself into a small aquarium and swam around in there as a head for a while without anyone really noticing.
#128 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
When someone doesn't get the joke and gets offended so you have to explain it.
#127 - zafara (04/07/2014) [-]
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