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| #74 - No. Money will give you happiness for the first week… [+] (13 new replies) | 06/18/2013 on Money doesn't buy you... | +3 |
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infinitereaper (06/18/2013) [-] Nigga I've been poor and miserable all my life. I lost 10 pounds in 2 years. Happiness is simple, food, shelter, entertainment, and peace. Yes... beautiful peace. Peace which I cannot obtain since I have no money. Some people are just morons, but I'm a simple man. My largest desire at any given moment is good food to fill my belly. After that comes the freedom to sleep on my own schedule. After that entertainment, and after that stuff like art, writing, and invention. Like it or not money is the key to happiness, hell without it you can't live. Because without money no food, no food; death.  #177 -
alltimetens (06/18/2013) [-] You really are a dense motherfucker if you think that money is the source of happiness. You know that countries like Switzerland, Finland, and Norway are very developed, even more developed than the U.S in some areas. And what does that equal to? Money. Yet those countries have the highest suicide rates in the world. I have statistics to back me up. #178 -
infinitereaper (06/18/2013) [-] I do believe I said "key" Anyways, I believe that millions are starving in poverty right now, and I doubt they are very happy. How's that for statistics? I could care less about suicidal morons who are blessed. #179 -
alltimetens (06/18/2013) [-] I pity those who think that money can buy you happiness and not family, love, or games. Bill Gates even said that "Wanting to have a million dollars is understandable. But after that, it's really the same thing." You WILL be happy for the first several months or year. But it gets OLD. The happiness that you can extract from money is not long-lasting. I've experienced it as well. When I first bought Skyrim, I was extremely happy. But nowadays, I barely even play. #180 -
infinitereaper (06/18/2013) [-] Well, maybe you have to be in a poorer mans shoes to know how desperately important it is. Listen man, I'm getting older, I can't even support myself, much less live on my own. I'm stuck in hell because I simply can't afford to get away. If you don't think money is important, then give it all to me. The happiness is infinite. I could get my own place, eat as a pleased, sleep as I pleased most importantly live as I pleased. Go anywhere do anything, and be free. I've got no interest in petty fools. They can burn in hell with their unhappiness. Trash should just burn. #181 -
alltimetens (06/18/2013) [-] No. More like you need to be in a richer man's state to know what it's like. I know how it is! You're only gonna be happy for the first couple of months, but after that, it's NOTHING SPECIAL. Don't tell me that when you first got that phone you wanted, your level of happiness was equal to the level of happiness when you first got it. #182 -
infinitereaper (06/18/2013) [-] I've never even owned a phone. And I knew you were spoiled. You're such a joke man, it's not about the phone, its what you do with it. Its not about the money it's what you can do with it. And what you can't do without it. #183 -
alltimetens (06/18/2013) [-] Yes, I am spoiled. I came from an upper middle class family, but let me tell you this: No matter how rich you are, you are still susceptible to depression and anxiety. You and I are about as happy as each other right now. You are not qualified to make assumptions about how happiness is a derivative of money. Money doesn't give you a sense of accomplishment. All it can do is make you feel happy for the short run. In any scenario, I'd rather be a poor many happy than a rich man sad. #184 -
infinitereaper (06/18/2013) [-] Oh shut the fuck up already. You're just a piece of trash. Wallow in despair motherfucker. #185 -
alltimetens (21 hours ago) [-] Yeah, you really are a dense motherfucker, Can't provide a valid argument so you resort to your "witty" insults. Go back to your box you poor motherfucker. #186 -
infinitereaper (19 hours ago) [-] I'm just tired of trying to speak sense into someone too self consumed to understand they aren't the only person in the universe. Talk about dense. #162 -
N. Korean citizen (06/18/2013) [-] "Money doesn't buy you happiness" is a statement I feel is over-used and misused. The statement, to my knowledge, is saying that money by itself does gives you happiness. Merely it's the moments and times you've had with someone. For example: Buying this volcano boat would be fun and cool but it would be kind of sad if you had no one to share it with. What do I know though, I'm just a idiot anon to lazy to create a account.  #93 -
motherduck (06/18/2013) [-] My grandfather is a millionaire(yeah its true I met him once in my life when I was 7 but I lost all contact now,I don't even know his fucking name) and apparently he was a miserable cunt.Doing drugs and all that good stuff | ||
| #75 - I seriously hate this guy with all my heart. [+] (1 new reply) | 06/17/2013 on How sad | +6 |
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| #124 - I'm sincerely sorry. What was I thinking? | 06/16/2013 on Feels (1) | +1 |
| #109 - **alltimetens rolls 61** I'm a dubs donor. [+] (2 new replies) | 06/15/2013 on Feels (1) | 0 |
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| #403 - Go exercise, you fat fuck. | 06/15/2013 on Fuck me, right? | -1 |
| #87 - Picture | 06/15/2013 on Kids these days | 0 |
| #426 - OP is a comment deleting faggot. | 06/15/2013 on Gary Motherfucking Oak | +31 |
| #274 - For Live, I paid like 60 bucks a year. | 06/15/2013 on The CEO of Sony | 0 |
| #93 - They're not remotely funny if they are. [+] (3 new replies) | 06/15/2013 on Profit | -19 |
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tinglyturtletaint (06/15/2013) [-] Ok Buzz Killington, sorry that a joke rustled your jimmies. | ||
| #76 - Another example of Tumblr idiots who think they understand rel… [+] (5 new replies) | 06/15/2013 on Profit | -23 |
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tinglyturtletaint (06/15/2013) [-] Ok Buzz Killington, sorry that a joke rustled your jimmies. | ||
| #412 - Are that fucking dense? Obviously, the PS3 has a friendlier co… | 06/13/2013 on PS4 online is online only | 0 |
| #415 - Hey guys, I have an idea! We should rebel against the NSA and … | 06/13/2013 on good guy government | 0 |
| #413 - I don't study politics, but from what I've heard, Bush was enf… | 06/13/2013 on good guy government | -1 |
| #219 - But Sony took away the one thing that made the PS special. Fre… [+] (2 new replies) | 06/12/2013 on PS4 online is online only | +3 |
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TastyBurger (06/13/2013) [-] If that was the only thing that made Playstation special, it wasn't that special. Seriously, its a minor detail and it doesn't matter. And if you were playing TF2, you'd be a casual. ;D #412 -
alltimetens (06/13/2013) [-] Are that fucking dense? Obviously, the PS3 has a friendlier community, better costumer support, games like Killzone and God of War, and many other aspects that make it unique. But free online is my personal favorite. Don't try to use a misinterpretation of my words as a way to degrade the PS3's legacy. | ||
| #69 - Because people would get confused with that event and a mass orgy. | 06/12/2013 on FUCKing good festival | 0 |
| #58 - Dat ass | 06/12/2013 on Kinda what I feel right now | +4 |
| #49 - You underestimate the power of my Bidet. [+] (1 new reply) | 06/10/2013 on asswipes | 0 |
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certifiedidiot (06/10/2013) [-] I just hate toilets that can't take big loads, causes way too many instances of fear where the water in the bowl rises dangerously high. | ||
| #6 - Saving the environment, one litter at a time. | 06/10/2013 on ..... | +91 |
| #40 - The cheese fact reminded me of Skyrim. I used to sneak into pe… | 06/10/2013 on Fast Facts | 0 |
| #13 - Aren't we able to turn old photos into color photos in the sam… | 06/10/2013 on Deutchland Deutchland uber... | +3 |
| #61 - Bitch please. mayans, if you don't know | 06/10/2013 on aleins | 0 |
| #35 - People with a Bidet paint skills are off the charts [+] (3 new replies) | 06/10/2013 on asswipes | +5 |
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Lmaoplanes (06/10/2013) [-] With the amount I shit after eating some mexican food, I don't think a bidet is gonna clean my diahrea chunks off my ass without making a huge brown mess everywhere. #57 -
certifiedidiot (06/10/2013) [-] I just hate toilets that can't take big loads, causes way too many instances of fear where the water in the bowl rises dangerously high. | ||
| #1 - Yes. That red squiggly thing is quite the eye candy. | 06/10/2013 on The pope knows what he likes | +1 |
| #62 - Mathematically, there are enough galaxies and enough time for … | 06/10/2013 on Our Universe | +8 |
| #27 - Do them. Just do your projects. If you need mor… | 06/10/2013 on Don't Lie | 0 |
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blartonfairweather ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-] 
Yup, Connecticut, haha, it's supposed to get even worse as the night progresses...
looking forward to that.
And that is pretty great, man. Oh, and cuz I liked your content so I thought I'd just add
you :B You seem pretty chill.
looking forward to that.
And that is pretty great, man. Oh, and cuz I liked your content so I thought I'd just add
you :B You seem pretty chill.
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regnollonger (02/06/2013) [-] Pretty lame excuse to get thumbs. Posing as a famous youtuber and posting his video's in attempts to get thumbs.
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alltimetens (02/06/2013) [-] No really, just look at all the fucks I give. "oh ma gerd he iz copeing a gui frum utoob, and he iz getin tumbs, omg!" That's what you sound like, I suggest you grow up, because I honestly could not care less about a bunch of virtual green thumbs.
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regnollonger (02/06/2013) [-] Lol calm down.
I thought you were posting the All time 10's video's, when I can see you haven't.
Unless if you deleted them because they didn't get thumbs.
Basically what you do is spam the newest uploads with crap that we have already seen several times.
Your content is not entertaining nor high quality in anyway.
Also telling me to ''grow up'' shows how young and immature you are.
And you clearly do care about these amazing virtual green thumbs, since you continue to waste your time posting content.
I thought you were posting the All time 10's video's, when I can see you haven't.
Unless if you deleted them because they didn't get thumbs.
Basically what you do is spam the newest uploads with crap that we have already seen several times.
Your content is not entertaining nor high quality in anyway.
Also telling me to ''grow up'' shows how young and immature you are.
And you clearly do care about these amazing virtual green thumbs, since you continue to waste your time posting content.
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alltimetens (02/06/2013) [-] 1. I've never posted any videos, that's just pointless
2. I never delete any of my content
3. Yet you're not complaining about people like phanact, felixjarl or any of those other top commenters for spamming content comment sections with unfunny comments.
4. That's your opinion. Most of my content gets good feedback, so clearly, it is pretty decent.
5. I'm telling you to grow up because of how much of a whiny bitch you are.
6. I do it so I can entertain others. As long as people got a good laugh out of my content, I'm satisfied.
2. I never delete any of my content
3. Yet you're not complaining about people like phanact, felixjarl or any of those other top commenters for spamming content comment sections with unfunny comments.
4. That's your opinion. Most of my content gets good feedback, so clearly, it is pretty decent.
5. I'm telling you to grow up because of how much of a whiny bitch you are.
6. I do it so I can entertain others. As long as people got a good laugh out of my content, I'm satisfied.
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regnollonger (02/06/2013) [-] 1. You name your account after a famous youtuber, yet you don't post their video's?
2. ^^^^^
3. I don't like Phanact at all, in fact I personally banned his ass, and then later unbanned him because it was unfair.
4. You post an interesting picture, or something that has already been posted on here several times.
5. I'm not close to being ''whiny'', I simply found it funny how pathetic you are. I could careless about you or what you do on here. However I will gladly point out your plebe ways for my own satisfaction.
6. You do it for the thumbs. That is all.
2. ^^^^^
3. I don't like Phanact at all, in fact I personally banned his ass, and then later unbanned him because it was unfair.
4. You post an interesting picture, or something that has already been posted on here several times.
5. I'm not close to being ''whiny'', I simply found it funny how pathetic you are. I could careless about you or what you do on here. However I will gladly point out your plebe ways for my own satisfaction.
6. You do it for the thumbs. That is all.
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alltimetens (02/06/2013) [-] 1. Does it matter what my name is? I liked the name, used it, and that's it. I don't need to post videos or do any of that stuff.
2. ????
3. Does it matter if it's been posted here already? Not everyone can be bothered to stay on this website 24/7 and that means that not everyone can actually get to see every image. If the image, despite it being posted previously, gets thumbs, then CLEARLY it hasn't been seen by many people.
4. I'm pathetic, yet you waste your time to comment on my profile, pointing out to how pathetic I am. Why not just block me? Or, you can go complain on some other guy top content poster's profile.
5. Again, that's your opinion.
2. ????
3. Does it matter if it's been posted here already? Not everyone can be bothered to stay on this website 24/7 and that means that not everyone can actually get to see every image. If the image, despite it being posted previously, gets thumbs, then CLEARLY it hasn't been seen by many people.
4. I'm pathetic, yet you waste your time to comment on my profile, pointing out to how pathetic I am. Why not just block me? Or, you can go complain on some other guy top content poster's profile.
5. Again, that's your opinion.
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felixjarl (02/06/2013) [-] 3. Yet you're not complaining about people like phanact, felixjarl or any of those other top commenters for spamming content comment sections with unfunny comments.
4. I'm pathetic, yet you waste your time to comment on my profile, pointing out to how pathetic I am. Why not just block me? Or, you can go complain on some other guy top content poster's profile.
5. Again, that's your opinion.
4. I'm pathetic, yet you waste your time to comment on my profile, pointing out to how pathetic I am. Why not just block me? Or, you can go complain on some other guy top content poster's profile.
5. Again, that's your opinion.
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alltimetens (02/06/2013) [-] 3. "Yet you're not complaining about people like phanact, felixjarl or any of those other top commenters for spamming content comment sections with unfunny comments."
That's me pointing out the fairness of his claims. Why does he have to target me? I'm not trying to blame anyone else.
"I'm pathetic, yet you waste your time to comment on my profile, pointing out to how pathetic I am. Why not just block me? Or, you can go complain on some other guy top content poster's profile."
I'm basically telling him to get a life.
What does the 3rd one have to do with anything?
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felixjarl (02/06/2013) [-] Thanks for the flattery, may we meet each other in Valhalla.
If you are a mod(if i got it correctly) this guy wants to talk about a ban(if you got the time that is) www.funnyjunk.com/user/lymphoma
Anyhow have my praise for fighting against a reposter and if there is anything you require don't hesitate to call me.
If you are a mod(if i got it correctly) this guy wants to talk about a ban(if you got the time that is) www.funnyjunk.com/user/lymphoma
Anyhow have my praise for fighting against a reposter and if there is anything you require don't hesitate to call me.
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regnollonger (02/06/2013) [-] Trust me, I am not a mod.
However I have scripted multiple macro's for this website. Mass flag, thumb, spam, etc.
I mass flag users and have them falsely banned for ''porn''. Because that's how crap the system is on here.
I can revoke the ban by admitting that I did it, which is what I do to unban certain users that say they are sorry.
If a user wants to ask for an unban, then he needs to contact fjhelp
www.funnyjunk.com/user/fjhelp
However I have scripted multiple macro's for this website. Mass flag, thumb, spam, etc.
I mass flag users and have them falsely banned for ''porn''. Because that's how crap the system is on here.
I can revoke the ban by admitting that I did it, which is what I do to unban certain users that say they are sorry.
If a user wants to ask for an unban, then he needs to contact fjhelp
www.funnyjunk.com/user/fjhelp
