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Gender: male
Age: 25
Consoles Owned: N64, PS2, PS3, XBOX360
Video Games Played: Forza 3/4, COD MW 1/2 black ops 1/2, Bioshock infinite, Infamous 1/2, Dead Island, Left 4 dead 2
X-box Gamertag: allrightythan89
PSN: allrightythan89
Interests: Offroading, Country, Rock, bullshitting, and other random shit
Date Signed Up:4/23/2011
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Texas
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#2 - how come I don't see this **** where I work, that… 07/28/2013 on Jaba the wut 0
#6 - is nobody going to question wtf this is?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Christmas in July +62
User avatar #118 - despare (07/29/2013) [-]
It's dickbutt! :o
#25 - cyanidesandvich (07/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #7 - mariox (07/28/2013) [-]
Did you never play spores?
#21 - Comment deleted 07/24/2013 on "Die Hard" 0
#3 - False, blood will still settle due to gravity and pool inside …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/24/2013 on "Die Hard" +2
#14 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
What many people do not know is that the erection is a passive action. In fact, when men do not have erection, the penis makes an effort: the smooth muscles of the arteries at the base of the penis must stay contracted, in order to impede the blood filling the penis. (In fact, most aphrodisiacs, including Viagra, contain a chemical(s) that relax these muscles).
No wonder dead people can have erections. A death erection (also named "angel lust") is a postmortem erection happening when the man dies vertically or face-down and the corpse remains so.

#15 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
When the body is dead, the smooth muscles of the arteries relax (in fact, die) but this is not enough: the blood cannot enter the penis as the heart no longer pumps it, creating pressure for entering the penis' vessels. In the dead body, only gravitation acts on the blood. This means that the blood accumulates at the lowest point of the body, provoking a swelling of the dead tissue; the upper located part of the body discolors, leaving the dead body's lividity. In the mentioned cases, the blood enters by gravitation into the dead penis, causing an erection.
#21 - allrightythan has deleted their comment.
User avatar #5 - PgFalcon (07/24/2013) [-]
dead people can, in fact, get erections.
#4 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
oh it's false, good, i couldn't tell
#6 - This seems awfully familiar... 07/21/2013 on basket +32
#5 - maybe he is testing it? 07/01/2013 on Fuck this 0
#2 - Oh look! dinner and a balloon 06/28/2013 on Imma Problem solver +1
#10 - I really like this quote from Louis CK 06/28/2013 on I'm not good with titles 0
#31 - he beat his shoes down the hill, what a badass 06/19/2013 on Slip and slide +1
#24 - FIX THIS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FIX IT!! 06/18/2013 on The day after riots 0
#1 - The black guy found it just as funny as I did 06/18/2013 on dam that's ho... oh +75
#10 - I think the only reason I like this is because my name is Bobby.... 06/17/2013 on Happy Father's Day 0
#2914 - Cypress, Texas, United States 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
#1 - gas= $50+ lighter= $0.50 watching him run right past a… 06/06/2013 on Shouldn't Use A Lighter At... 0
#1 - cool 06/02/2013 on So much want... +29
#46 - good thing spiderman pointed this out  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2013 on bro, do you even feel +1
User avatar #47 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
yeah
#44 - good, I didn't care anyways. We sure do have a lot of purple lines  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2013 on bro, do you even feel +1
User avatar #45 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
Indeed we do. Good thing I like purple
#46 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
good thing spiderman pointed this out
User avatar #47 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
yeah
#42 - thumbs! thumbs for everyone! I really bet the person that has…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/25/2013 on bro, do you even feel +1
User avatar #43 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
Nah. He will only see my first message. Not the outbreak afterwards
#44 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
good, I didn't care anyways. We sure do have a lot of purple lines
User avatar #45 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
Indeed we do. Good thing I like purple
#46 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
good thing spiderman pointed this out
User avatar #47 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
yeah
#40 - ok, this is getting out of hand, if you don't calm down I'm go…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/25/2013 on bro, do you even feel +1
User avatar #41 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
No please don't thumb me down... I only just got to faptastic... As an apology, I will thumb up your whole convo with me...
User avatar #42 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
thumbs! thumbs for everyone! I really bet the person that has this photo is debating on deleting it from all of this nonsense
User avatar #43 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
Nah. He will only see my first message. Not the outbreak afterwards
#44 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
good, I didn't care anyways. We sure do have a lot of purple lines
User avatar #45 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
Indeed we do. Good thing I like purple
#46 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
good thing spiderman pointed this out
User avatar #47 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
yeah
#38 - out of control  [+] (9 new replies) 05/25/2013 on bro, do you even feel +1
User avatar #39 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
POO POO HEAD!
User avatar #40 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
ok, this is getting out of hand, if you don't calm down I'm going to have to do something drastic like complain about it over the internet, flag you, or thumb you down
User avatar #41 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
No please don't thumb me down... I only just got to faptastic... As an apology, I will thumb up your whole convo with me...
User avatar #42 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
thumbs! thumbs for everyone! I really bet the person that has this photo is debating on deleting it from all of this nonsense
User avatar #43 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
Nah. He will only see my first message. Not the outbreak afterwards
#44 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
good, I didn't care anyways. We sure do have a lot of purple lines
User avatar #45 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
Indeed we do. Good thing I like purple
#46 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
good thing spiderman pointed this out
User avatar #47 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
yeah
#36 - I think we just took this page to the **** section  [+] (11 new replies) 05/25/2013 on bro, do you even feel +1
User avatar #37 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
Yeah... Don't tell DJ 4DM1N...
#38 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
out of control
User avatar #39 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
POO POO HEAD!
User avatar #40 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
ok, this is getting out of hand, if you don't calm down I'm going to have to do something drastic like complain about it over the internet, flag you, or thumb you down
User avatar #41 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
No please don't thumb me down... I only just got to faptastic... As an apology, I will thumb up your whole convo with me...
User avatar #42 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
thumbs! thumbs for everyone! I really bet the person that has this photo is debating on deleting it from all of this nonsense
User avatar #43 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
Nah. He will only see my first message. Not the outbreak afterwards
#44 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
good, I didn't care anyways. We sure do have a lot of purple lines
User avatar #45 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
Indeed we do. Good thing I like purple
#46 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
good thing spiderman pointed this out
User avatar #47 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
yeah
#34 - look at those boobies, blue footed boobies that is  [+] (13 new replies) 05/25/2013 on bro, do you even feel +1
#35 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
MMMM and some pussy?
User avatar #36 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
I think we just took this page to the NSFW section
User avatar #37 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
Yeah... Don't tell DJ 4DM1N...
#38 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
out of control
User avatar #39 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
POO POO HEAD!
User avatar #40 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
ok, this is getting out of hand, if you don't calm down I'm going to have to do something drastic like complain about it over the internet, flag you, or thumb you down
User avatar #41 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
No please don't thumb me down... I only just got to faptastic... As an apology, I will thumb up your whole convo with me...
User avatar #42 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
thumbs! thumbs for everyone! I really bet the person that has this photo is debating on deleting it from all of this nonsense
User avatar #43 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
Nah. He will only see my first message. Not the outbreak afterwards
#44 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
good, I didn't care anyways. We sure do have a lot of purple lines
User avatar #45 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
Indeed we do. Good thing I like purple
#46 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
good thing spiderman pointed this out
User avatar #47 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
yeah
#32 - or tits was the name of your cat or something, even better que…  [+] (15 new replies) 05/25/2013 on bro, do you even feel +1
#33 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
<- tits... they're a type of bird called blue tits
#34 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
look at those boobies, blue footed boobies that is
#35 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
MMMM and some pussy?
User avatar #36 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
I think we just took this page to the NSFW section
User avatar #37 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
Yeah... Don't tell DJ 4DM1N...
#38 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
out of control
User avatar #39 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
POO POO HEAD!
User avatar #40 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
ok, this is getting out of hand, if you don't calm down I'm going to have to do something drastic like complain about it over the internet, flag you, or thumb you down
User avatar #41 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
No please don't thumb me down... I only just got to faptastic... As an apology, I will thumb up your whole convo with me...
User avatar #42 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
thumbs! thumbs for everyone! I really bet the person that has this photo is debating on deleting it from all of this nonsense
User avatar #43 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
Nah. He will only see my first message. Not the outbreak afterwards
#44 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
good, I didn't care anyways. We sure do have a lot of purple lines
User avatar #45 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
Indeed we do. Good thing I like purple
#46 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
good thing spiderman pointed this out
User avatar #47 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
yeah
#30 - I've heard this saying once on the internets tits or gtfo, but…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2013 on bro, do you even feel +1
User avatar #31 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
Good choice. It was just pics of birds anyway
#28 - you win, that would make things more interesting  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2013 on bro, do you even feel +1
User avatar #29 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
That was hte plan, sir. Do you want to see my tits now?
User avatar #30 - allrightythan (05/25/2013) [-]
I've heard this saying once on the internets tits or gtfo, but I feel as though this is a trap just saying
User avatar #31 - iliekmennow (05/25/2013) [-]
Good choice. It was just pics of birds anyway
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