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Gender: male
Age: 24
Consoles Owned: N64, PS2, PS3, XBOX360
Video Games Played: Forza 3/4, COD MW 1/2 black ops 1/2, Bioshock infinite, Infamous 1/2, Dead Island, Left 4 dead 2
X-box Gamertag: allrightythan89
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Interests: Offroading, Country, Rock, bullshitting, and other random shit
Date Signed Up:4/23/2011
Last Login:9/19/2014
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#6 - works better than this way  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2014 on How the Sawfish catches its... +75
User avatar #13 - telmerthisisasix (03/01/2014) [-]
Scrape it off on a rock?
User avatar #19 - mutzaki (03/01/2014) [-]
I doubt it has has the problem-solving abilities to do it.
User avatar #11 - reican (03/01/2014) [-]
what if it is just luring bigger prey?
#8 - it wouldn't surprise me if the workers had up cones and signs … 01/28/2014 on You win this time, woman. +25
#139 - Oh, I've moved on now haha I have a girlfriend and she's aweso… 01/21/2014 on Break out of your comfort zone 0
#136 - I've been friendzoned by a girl before. We dated before, the…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2014 on Break out of your comfort zone 0
User avatar #139 - allrightythan (01/21/2014) [-]
Oh, I've moved on now haha I have a girlfriend and she's awesome, going to move in with me pretty soon, but you never really forget your first love.
#2 - I thought you were walking out to your car though?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2014 on I wish I could ride... +1
User avatar #9 - symmiie (01/11/2014) [-]
>Walking to my car
>Not paying any attention anything around me
>Especially not my nice motorcycle that many kids are posted up around
User avatar #7 - aximil (01/11/2014) [-]
Can he not have his bike without a visible distance of his car? Can he not have both sets of keys on one key chain?
#24 - Vynalchicken (01/11/2014) [-]
Not to be a dick, most owners of sport bikes do not have their bike keys on their normal key-chains because the other keys would hang, shift and scratch the gas tank. Most of us just have the key separate, which can be annoying in these situations. (Which happen more often than I like)
User avatar #38 - cyanidesandvich (01/11/2014) [-]
i keep my bike keys separate from my house ones, just because it's safer if i lose one key, so if my keys have fallen down a drain or something i can still lock my bike up, or drive it home where it's safe.

also when driving it jingles like crazy.
#39 - oh my, he coughed up smoke at the end, wow 12/30/2013 on Do i smell chicken? +1
#4 - I feel irritated that people like this exist... but then there… 12/25/2013 on Feminazi +4
#3 - last time a saw this she died because of a car accident.... I … 12/21/2013 on Onion +1
#92 - I thought that there were dogs trained to find alive humans an…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2013 on Doge 0
User avatar #152 - sanguinesolitude (11/22/2013) [-]
well they can be trained to find both, but its easier to just train for one. Actually after 9/11 a lot of the live find dogs kind of caught on to the scent of death and started looking for them as well.
#1 - hahaha, funniest part is at 1:03, wow, just wow 11/20/2013 on Truck Loading Racks 0
#152 - Houston fire department starts at 29,000 a year for firefighte… 09/25/2013 on Kinda true 0
#151 - As a firefighter/paramedic myself I find this disturbing. The… 09/25/2013 on Kinda true +2
#12 - I work at a fire department that also runs ambulance calls, so… 09/25/2013 on Tumblr 0
#1 - Scott Camuso-Sullivan we know who you are  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2013 on just me ranting +2
#2 - urbemarmis (08/31/2013) [-]
thats what i get for coming home half asleep and being cranky as shit and deciding to share my anger with the community of fj. whatever
#2 - that looked like a violent quad wreck... then he just stands up... nbd 08/30/2013 on And Zero Quads Were Rolled... +1
#5 - true, guess I felt like stating the obvious 08/18/2013 on hueghes +1
#3 - This saddens me, I liked Hughes.  [+] (11 new replies) 08/18/2013 on hueghes +37
#47 - colonelmustang (08/19/2013) [-]
i liked Hughes as well....
User avatar #4 - prettyflyforaderp (08/18/2013) [-]
everyone liked hughes
#7 - stewbacca (08/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #20 - jastri (08/18/2013) [-]
I was sad when Envy died too D:
#42 - andskotann (08/19/2013) [-]
Envy was pretty badass.
User avatar #30 - Mebeshe (08/18/2013) [-]
I cried when Envy died. It surprise me. I was crying over a tiny green tadpole.
User avatar #63 - lawerancearm (08/19/2013) [-]
I can't believe Envy was also a guy.
#70 - artistultimatum (08/19/2013) [-]
Envy was described as having no determined gender.
User avatar #87 - mistafishy (08/19/2013) [-]
He's refferred to as "he" so...
User avatar #78 - lawerancearm (08/19/2013) [-]
I just heard about it from someone else and forgot if it was canon Its been a while since I read the manga or watched the anime
User avatar #5 - allrightythan (08/18/2013) [-]
true, guess I felt like stating the obvious
#105 - I thought you had 8 fingers and 2 thumbs... 08/16/2013 on Didn't Go As Planned +1
#21 - everytime 08/15/2013 on Hawkward 0
#70 - That's funny to me because my sister is 17 years older than me… 08/15/2013 on Um. 0
#18 - The best way to kick in a door without injuring your back in t…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/14/2013 on door kicking strats +9
User avatar #60 - KevinPutt (08/14/2013) [-]
3 weapons?
User avatar #43 - thepro (08/14/2013) [-]
is this legit?
User avatar #47 - admiralshepard (08/14/2013) [-]
Yes it is, it's a far more stable method of kicking down a door.
#46 - notyaoming (08/14/2013) [-]
Very legit. If you make entry and don't have some thing to break the door (like a halligan bar), a mule kick is the next fastest method.

Special Forces use the same method for fast breaching when they don't want to be near the door when it opens.
User avatar #48 - admiralshepard (08/14/2013) [-]
Not just SF, I was taught this method in lieu of a charge or ballistic entry, and I'm just a Cadet.
#49 - notyaoming (08/14/2013) [-]
SFO was the first example to come to mind.

Because everyone thinks SF's are the hardest mother fuckers to grace the planet.
User avatar #51 - admiralshepard (08/14/2013) [-]
I'm sure that Army SF was the first to adopt it, but there's a lot of spill over from SF into straight leg infantry. I've got an older friend who was 7th SF in El Salvador and Panama, and he's always amazed at how much the regular Army has adopted from his time in SF.
#1 - I really wanted him to be beating up a phillips head, just for… 08/13/2013 on Cheating wife -1
#11 - Surely you can't be serious  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2013 on Surely not a coincidence +3
#20 - emostrawberry (08/05/2013) [-]
#46 - I kept thinking The Last of Us 08/05/2013 on Abandoned Places Comp. Part 1 +4
#4 - Comment deleted 07/28/2013 on Countdown LOL 0
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