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allisonfirex

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Personal Info
Gender: female
Consoles Owned: PS3, Gameboy, PC
Interests: graphic design, singing, photography, witty stuff, psychoanalytics, games
Date Signed Up:1/12/2013
Last Login:4/18/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#23736
Highest Comment Rank:#797
Comment Thumbs: 2785 total,  3045 ,  260
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 82% (82/100)
Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:1
Total Comments Made:426
FJ Points:2782
pre-medical student
bored in my dorm, alone during break.
and no seriously this isn't one of those sex ads.
I'm smarter than I look, just a bit.
I'm half Japanese, half German by ethnicity.

latest user's comments

#107 - exactly!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2015 on Short girl problems 0
User avatar #241 - keatontheghostfox (04/03/2015) [-]
Short girls are good for cuddling, taller girls are better for well everything else(try kissing someone 8 inches shorter than you... It's a pain in the neck) (though then you don't get the ego boost of being asked to get things off of the top shelf)
#70 - So many short girl posts lately. I'm 5'8" and I feel left…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2015 on Short girl problems 0
User avatar #91 - undeadmaus (04/03/2015) [-]
Tall girls are good. Tall girls don't make my back hurt.
User avatar #107 - allisonfirex (04/03/2015) [-]
exactly!
User avatar #241 - keatontheghostfox (04/03/2015) [-]
Short girls are good for cuddling, taller girls are better for well everything else(try kissing someone 8 inches shorter than you... It's a pain in the neck) (though then you don't get the ego boost of being asked to get things off of the top shelf)
#219 - Comment deleted 04/01/2015 on Short Girls Are Cute 0
#69 - I literally have not seen this meme in years.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2015 on Fresh +9
#75 - tarabostes (04/01/2015) [-]
But Has the meme seen you?



























*dankness intensifies*
User avatar #88 - radiserne (04/01/2015) [-]
meme 2spooky
#89 - tarabostes (04/01/2015) [-]
For you
#161 - Stand down, it's not a real comment she made. Someone else wro… 02/23/2015 on Stop looking at me! -1
#160 - Just so you know, it's fake and was not made by her! 02/23/2015 on Stop looking at me! +1
#159 - You fools! This is a fake comment made by someone else that's … 02/23/2015 on Stop looking at me! -3
#305 - I'll try to be on 11 pm (8 am yours) today then (: 01/07/2015 on allisonfirex's profile 0
#303 - Why don't we both log in at the same time ? I usually log on a…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2015 on allisonfirex's profile 0
User avatar #304 - dalgaard (01/07/2015) [-]
Cause im at work at noon :c cant log on same way as when i was in school.

Well you were last online 3 hours ago and that is like 5 am here. You used to be online when i just got to around now. 8 am.

But i hope i'll get a chance to talk to you soon. Been missing our little talks.
User avatar #305 - allisonfirex (01/07/2015) [-]
I'll try to be on 11 pm (8 am yours) today then (:
#300 - Oh hii buddy! Sehr gut! Lots of school and umm work (you'll se…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/06/2015 on allisonfirex's profile 0
User avatar #301 - dalgaard (01/06/2015) [-]
Sounds good. I'm just working and working until i'll start university this summer.

Work i'm gonna see?
#302 - dalgaard (01/06/2015) [-]
Oooohhhh...


Holy shit i've missed your work.

Also, holy fuck u suck at being online.
User avatar #303 - allisonfirex (01/07/2015) [-]
Why don't we both log in at the same time ? I usually log on around evening in California time, so like morning to noon yours!
User avatar #304 - dalgaard (01/07/2015) [-]
Cause im at work at noon :c cant log on same way as when i was in school.

Well you were last online 3 hours ago and that is like 5 am here. You used to be online when i just got to around now. 8 am.

But i hope i'll get a chance to talk to you soon. Been missing our little talks.
User avatar #305 - allisonfirex (01/07/2015) [-]
I'll try to be on 11 pm (8 am yours) today then (:

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User avatar #307 - jackthexiv ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
eeehh, whats up Mah samurai,
#306 - insanefreak ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
Happy birthday! You've now been on Funnyjunk for two years!
(even though you probably don't remember me at all)
User avatar #299 - dalgaard ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
long time no see.

how's stuff going?
User avatar #300 to #299 - allisonfirex (01/06/2015) [-]
Oh hii buddy! Sehr gut! Lots of school and umm work (you'll see!). What about you?
User avatar #301 to #300 - dalgaard ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
Sounds good. I'm just working and working until i'll start university this summer.

Work i'm gonna see?
#302 to #301 - dalgaard ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
Oooohhhh...   
   
   
 Holy 			****		 i've missed your work.    
   
 Also, holy 			****		 u suck at being online.
Oooohhhh...


Holy **** i've missed your work.

Also, holy **** u suck at being online.
User avatar #303 to #302 - allisonfirex (01/07/2015) [-]
Why don't we both log in at the same time ? I usually log on around evening in California time, so like morning to noon yours!
User avatar #304 to #303 - dalgaard ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
Cause im at work at noon :c cant log on same way as when i was in school.

Well you were last online 3 hours ago and that is like 5 am here. You used to be online when i just got to around now. 8 am.

But i hope i'll get a chance to talk to you soon. Been missing our little talks.
User avatar #305 to #304 - allisonfirex (01/07/2015) [-]
I'll try to be on 11 pm (8 am yours) today then (:
#298 - anonymous (09/01/2014) [-]
hello sexy
User avatar #297 - dalgaard ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
am dissapoint.
#294 - dalgaard ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
How's are you guys doin' in the states?   
   
Me and mah homebois straight chillin' here in Malaga.   
   
 i miss u, you poopoo head
How's are you guys doin' in the states?

Me and mah homebois straight chillin' here in Malaga.

i miss u, you poopoo head
User avatar #295 to #294 - allisonfirex (07/10/2014) [-]
It's all aiight here. I miss you too, when are you coming back??

And how's Malaga?
User avatar #296 to #295 - dalgaard ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Its blazing hot. But we make it work with the beach, cold beers etc.

Im coming home in 4 days. Just in time for my birthday the 16th. Gotta hold a birthday party for my now ''old'' college class. It's gonna be fun.

You're of course welcome to come too. If you have the time and all that. I know you're busy.
#291 - dalgaard ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
mfw my last job interview
mfw my last job interview
User avatar #292 to #291 - allisonfirex (06/23/2014) [-]
what did you do?? D:
#293 to #292 - dalgaard ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Well it was my friend who recommended me to someone because i needed a job for my sabbath year. I was called for an interview and I asked him if i should prepare anything and what they might ask me.   
   
He just said i shouldnt worry too much about it and say this and that and I would be fine. So I did and.. ''Explain your answer'' FUK. I somehow managed to get out of it alive and not sounding too retarded. They'll call me this week lol.
Well it was my friend who recommended me to someone because i needed a job for my sabbath year. I was called for an interview and I asked him if i should prepare anything and what they might ask me.

He just said i shouldnt worry too much about it and say this and that and I would be fine. So I did and.. ''Explain your answer'' FUK. I somehow managed to get out of it alive and not sounding too retarded. They'll call me this week lol.
#289 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
The sensation of recieving a fake number
User avatar #290 to #289 - allisonfirex (05/18/2014) [-]
dafuqqq send me yours and I'll text you you doodoo >_<
#285 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
So thats how it's going to be huh.

Just giving up on ol' friends.

i miss u man ;_;
User avatar #286 to #285 - allisonfirex (05/16/2014) [-]
I am sowwy ): I've just been really busy and haven't been online often!
#287 to #286 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Unacceptable!
Unacceptable!
User avatar #288 to #287 - allisonfirex (05/16/2014) [-]
accept meeh!!!
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User avatar #281 to #280 - allisonfirex (02/26/2014) [-]
aw waht does? you want your burfday day dance early, is that it??
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#277 - dalgaard ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
When are we gonna have ''the talk''
#274 - dalgaard ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
Sry, I was watering my penis after a hardcore afterskii-event.   
   
Also the internet is pretty 			****		 here and keeps jumping on and off. Cya when I cya
Sry, I was watering my penis after a hardcore afterskii-event.

Also the internet is pretty **** here and keeps jumping on and off. Cya when I cya
#273 - dalgaard ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
Found something you might enjoy<3
User avatar #275 to #273 - allisonfirex (02/12/2014) [-]
I already get tons of that everyday!
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#271 - dalgaard ONLINE (01/20/2014) [-]
Again huh.

You're ******* weird man.
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