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Consoles Owned: PS3, Gameboy, PC
Interests: graphic design, singing, photography, witty stuff, psychoanalytics, games
Date Signed Up:1/12/2013
Last Login:4/24/2014
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pre-medical student
bored in my dorm, alone during break.
and no seriously this isn't one of those sex ads.
I'm smarter than I look, just a bit.
I'm half Japanese, half German by ethnicity.

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#281 - aw waht does? you want your burfday day dance early, is… 02/26/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
#823 - this is proof you don't love me  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on Who was the best member of FJ? 0
#1019 - dalgaard (02/26/2014) [-]
Thats not true! :c I just wanted point out some of my good ol' pals and good commentators. They were the best - you're my favourite.
#276 - k. 02/12/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
#275 - I already get tons of that everyday! 02/12/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
#270 - you tell me.. 1,2,3 go! 01/19/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
#269 - oh im awesomee. just bein a student, super busy. you know? 01/19/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
#263 - fuhk yew 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
#262 - nu uh 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
#261 - sahry I was afk, believe me pl0x. 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
#16328 - WHOA DUDE. not like that! but if we are proceed… 01/18/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
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#283 - dalgaard has deleted their comment [-]
#282 - dalgaard (03/03/2014) [-]
why dont u luv me
#280 - dalgaard (02/24/2014) [-]
It feels like forever :c
User avatar #281 to #280 - allisonfirex (02/26/2014) [-]
aw waht does? you want your burfday day dance early, is that it??
#279 - dalgaard has deleted their comment [-]
#278 - dalgaard (02/15/2014) [-]
...So this is the story about how my last 3 days of skiing turned to **** :

It had been a beautiful week with lovely weather and great snow, but on the 3ird last day we stopped up on the middle of the hill because we heard a woman fall behind us. A man obviously came to help her from behind as she looked like she was in pain, but he took an even worse fall and we had to phone the helicopter-medics. The guy gets picked up and put in the helicopter and it flies up 15 meters (without closing the shuttle) and the engine just suddenly dies (as if there had been an EMP or some weird **** ) and started to fall. The guy then falls out and dies..

Then the 2nd last day I took a jump from the off-pist, as the retard i am, usually do. The jump had a ****** shape which my face and body found out as i face-planted the snow and ****** up my shoulder. That resulted in me being unable to skii the last day which was supposed to be the best day of them all according to weather. And may i note it hurts as **** .

The last day is the worst though. I sit at home 9 o'clock my dad calls me and i get informed that my mom has broken something in her back on the first ride of the day and they are at the hospital. Cool **** . I just sit here and cant do a ******* thing. She has to be shipped home in 2 days lying down in an air-craft and i cant even be with her or nothing. We are driving home tomorrow and we cant do **** about it.. These last 3 days has just been ****** up...

hold meh </3
#277 - dalgaard (02/12/2014) [-]
When are we gonna have ''the talk''
#274 - dalgaard (02/11/2014) [-]
Sry, I was watering my penis after a 						********					 afterskii-event.   
   
Also the internet is pretty 						****					 here and keeps jumping on and off. Cya when I cya
Sry, I was watering my penis after a ******** afterskii-event.

Also the internet is pretty **** here and keeps jumping on and off. Cya when I cya
#273 - dalgaard (02/09/2014) [-]
Found something you might enjoy<3
User avatar #275 to #273 - allisonfirex (02/12/2014) [-]
I already get tons of that everyday!
#272 - dalgaard has deleted their comment [-]
#271 - dalgaard (01/20/2014) [-]
Again huh.

You're ******* weird man.
#260 - showmeyourbumhole **User deleted account** (01/18/2014) [-]
You're fat and ugly anyway. **** .
#259 - showmeyourbumhole **User deleted account** (01/18/2014) [-]
bb pls
User avatar #263 to #259 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
fuhk yew
#258 - showmeyourbumhole **User deleted account** (01/18/2014) [-]
Pls respond
User avatar #261 to #258 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
sahry I was afk, believe me pl0x.

User avatar #225 - jackthexiv ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
wassup samurai Nazi!
User avatar #232 to #227 - jackthexiv ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
sorry didnte mean to start something
User avatar #234 to #232 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
nothing happened! how are you?
User avatar #264 to #234 - jackthexiv ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
been better, Have you been gone? you seemed to have just disappeared overnight one night and so i thought i'd check in on you
User avatar #269 to #264 - allisonfirex (01/19/2014) [-]
oh im awesomee. just bein a student, super busy. you know?
#226 to #225 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
This.

I approve of this. This shall be the new name bestowed upon you alli.

I wish i could give you thumbs, good sir.
#231 to #228 - dalgaard (01/17/2014) [-]
you cant stop it, it has already begun
User avatar #235 to #231 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
h8 u. i invade ur ****** k?
User avatar #236 to #235 - dalgaard (01/18/2014) [-]
pls no :c </3
User avatar #238 to #236 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
goin' blitz ur anus
#239 to #238 - dalgaard (01/18/2014) [-]
oh god..   
   
   
 fukken samurai nazis. banzai blitzes man..
oh god..


fukken samurai nazis. banzai blitzes man..
#265 to #239 - jackthexiv ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
Bonzai Blitz
#266 to #241 - dalgaard (01/18/2014) [-]
u betta watch out or imma let out a secret
u betta watch out or imma let out a secret
User avatar #267 to #266 - betta (01/18/2014) [-]
Which one of my secrets are we telling here?
User avatar #270 to #267 - allisonfirex (01/19/2014) [-]
you tell me..
1,2,3 go!
#268 to #267 - dalgaard (01/18/2014) [-]
This is turning out to be an interesting thread
User avatar #224 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
feg
User avatar #230 to #229 - irwincardozo (01/17/2014) [-]
it's time to change your profile pic
User avatar #233 to #230 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
is dis one not gud enough or wayyt
User avatar #240 to #233 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
no iz okay... i gess
User avatar #242 to #240 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
u chenge yerrs k?
User avatar #243 to #242 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
sori im bizi biing weed
User avatar #244 to #243 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
YOU SMOKE WEED?!
User avatar #245 to #244 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
no but im just trying to look cool


i just woke up, im applying some body lotion on my bod
User avatar #246 to #245 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
you know what i wouldve done if you said you did smoke? ):<
User avatar #248 to #247 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
eat a pie
User avatar #249 to #248 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
mama dont let me eat gluten
User avatar #250 to #249 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
naaah bro, it'd be a pie made out of your weed! THC! but you aint got nun so i guess u get diabetus from sugar pies
User avatar #251 to #250 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for being honest
User avatar #252 to #251 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
why dont you give me a pie?
#253 to #252 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
can you apply some lotion on my back?
User avatar #254 to #253 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
yeah ok. give pie nao!
#255 to #254 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
dis nice pi k
User avatar #256 to #255 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
User avatar #257 to #256 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
#222 - dalgaard (01/11/2014) [-]
You're aware I was joking right
User avatar #223 to #222 - allisonfirex (01/11/2014) [-]
of course, I do even worse things like krokodil anyway !
#221 - dalgaard has deleted their comment [-]
#219 - dalgaard (01/05/2014) [-]
Going without saying anything huh.

guess ur that kind o' gurl o:
User avatar #220 to #219 - allisonfirex (01/06/2014) [-]
aah I'm sorry! my internet went out for a while and I left for my school. back now thoughh
#215 - dalgaard has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #216 to #215 - dalgaard (01/05/2014) [-]
gurl dont hold out on me D:
User avatar #217 to #216 - allisonfirex (01/05/2014) [-]
you're the one holding outt v
#212 - dalgaard (12/31/2013) [-]
iz sry
#214 to #212 - dalgaard (01/01/2014) [-]
Please dont cum too hard by witnessing my sexiness   
   
   
   
   
 lel jk i am even more sexy than that
Please dont cum too hard by witnessing my sexiness




lel jk i am even more sexy than that
User avatar #213 to #212 - allisonfirex (12/31/2013) [-]
make it up to me a better way ! ):
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