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Consoles Owned: PS3, Gameboy, PC
Interests: graphic design, singing, photography, witty stuff, psychoanalytics, games
Date Signed Up:1/12/2013
Last Login:12/09/2014
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pre-medical student
bored in my dorm, alone during break.
and no seriously this isn't one of those sex ads.
I'm smarter than I look, just a bit.
I'm half Japanese, half German by ethnicity.

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#295 - It's all aiight here. I miss you too, when are you coming back…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
User avatar #296 - dalgaard (07/10/2014) [-]
Its blazing hot. But we make it work with the beach, cold beers etc.

Im coming home in 4 days. Just in time for my birthday the 16th. Gotta hold a birthday party for my now ''old'' college class. It's gonna be fun.

You're of course welcome to come too. If you have the time and all that. I know you're busy.
#292 - what did you do?? D:  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
#293 - dalgaard (06/23/2014) [-]
Well it was my friend who recommended me to someone because i needed a job for my sabbath year. I was called for an interview and I asked him if i should prepare anything and what they might ask me.

He just said i shouldnt worry too much about it and say this and that and I would be fine. So I did and.. ''Explain your answer'' FUK. I somehow managed to get out of it alive and not sounding too retarded. They'll call me this week lol.
#290 - dafuqqq send me yours and I'll text you you doodoo >_< 05/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
#288 - accept meeh!!! 05/16/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
#286 - I am sowwy ): I've just been really busy and haven't been onli…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
#287 - dalgaard (05/16/2014) [-]
Unacceptable!
User avatar #288 - allisonfirex (05/16/2014) [-]
accept meeh!!!
#281 - aw waht does? you want your burfday day dance early, is… 02/26/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
#823 - this is proof you don't love me  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on Who was the best member of FJ? 0
#1019 - dalgaard (02/26/2014) [-]
Thats not true! :c I just wanted point out some of my good ol' pals and good commentators. They were the best - you're my favourite.
#276 - k. 02/12/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
#275 - I already get tons of that everyday! 02/12/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
#270 - you tell me.. 1,2,3 go! 01/19/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
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#298 - anonymous (09/01/2014) [-]
hello sexy
User avatar #297 - dalgaard (07/17/2014) [-]
am dissapoint.
#294 - dalgaard (07/08/2014) [-]
How's are you guys doin' in the states?   
   
Me and mah homebois straight chillin' here in Malaga.   
   
 i miss u, you poopoo head
How's are you guys doin' in the states?

Me and mah homebois straight chillin' here in Malaga.

i miss u, you poopoo head
User avatar #295 to #294 - allisonfirex (07/10/2014) [-]
It's all aiight here. I miss you too, when are you coming back??

And how's Malaga?
User avatar #296 to #295 - dalgaard (07/10/2014) [-]
Its blazing hot. But we make it work with the beach, cold beers etc.

Im coming home in 4 days. Just in time for my birthday the 16th. Gotta hold a birthday party for my now ''old'' college class. It's gonna be fun.

You're of course welcome to come too. If you have the time and all that. I know you're busy.
#291 - dalgaard (06/19/2014) [-]
mfw my last job interview
mfw my last job interview
User avatar #292 to #291 - allisonfirex (06/23/2014) [-]
what did you do?? D:
#293 to #292 - dalgaard (06/23/2014) [-]
Well it was my friend who recommended me to someone because i needed a job for my sabbath year. I was called for an interview and I asked him if i should prepare anything and what they might ask me.   
   
He just said i shouldnt worry too much about it and say this and that and I would be fine. So I did and.. ''Explain your answer'' FUK. I somehow managed to get out of it alive and not sounding too retarded. They'll call me this week lol.
Well it was my friend who recommended me to someone because i needed a job for my sabbath year. I was called for an interview and I asked him if i should prepare anything and what they might ask me.

He just said i shouldnt worry too much about it and say this and that and I would be fine. So I did and.. ''Explain your answer'' FUK. I somehow managed to get out of it alive and not sounding too retarded. They'll call me this week lol.
#289 - dalgaard (05/18/2014) [-]
The sensation of recieving a fake number
User avatar #290 to #289 - allisonfirex (05/18/2014) [-]
dafuqqq send me yours and I'll text you you doodoo >_<
#285 - dalgaard (05/08/2014) [-]
So thats how it's going to be huh.

Just giving up on ol' friends.

i miss u man ;_;
User avatar #286 to #285 - allisonfirex (05/16/2014) [-]
I am sowwy ): I've just been really busy and haven't been online often!
#287 to #286 - dalgaard (05/16/2014) [-]
Unacceptable!
Unacceptable!
User avatar #288 to #287 - allisonfirex (05/16/2014) [-]
accept meeh!!!
#283 - dalgaard has deleted their comment [-]
#282 - dalgaard (03/03/2014) [-]
why dont u luv me
#280 - dalgaard (02/24/2014) [-]
It feels like forever :c
User avatar #281 to #280 - allisonfirex (02/26/2014) [-]
aw waht does? you want your burfday day dance early, is that it??
#279 - dalgaard has deleted their comment [-]
#278 - dalgaard (02/15/2014) [-]
...So this is the story about how my last 3 days of skiing turned to **** :

It had been a beautiful week with lovely weather and great snow, but on the 3ird last day we stopped up on the middle of the hill because we heard a woman fall behind us. A man obviously came to help her from behind as she looked like she was in pain, but he took an even worse fall and we had to phone the helicopter-medics. The guy gets picked up and put in the helicopter and it flies up 15 meters (without closing the shuttle) and the engine just suddenly dies (as if there had been an EMP or some weird **** ) and started to fall. The guy then falls out and dies..

Then the 2nd last day I took a jump from the off-pist, as the retard i am, usually do. The jump had a ****** shape which my face and body found out as i face-planted the snow and ****** up my shoulder. That resulted in me being unable to skii the last day which was supposed to be the best day of them all according to weather. And may i note it hurts as **** .

The last day is the worst though. I sit at home 9 o'clock my dad calls me and i get informed that my mom has broken something in her back on the first ride of the day and they are at the hospital. Cool **** . I just sit here and cant do a ******* thing. She has to be shipped home in 2 days lying down in an air-craft and i cant even be with her or nothing. We are driving home tomorrow and we cant do **** about it.. These last 3 days has just been ****** up...

hold meh </3
#277 - dalgaard (02/12/2014) [-]
When are we gonna have ''the talk''
#274 - dalgaard (02/11/2014) [-]
Sry, I was watering my penis after a hardcore afterskii-event.   
   
Also the internet is pretty 						****					 here and keeps jumping on and off. Cya when I cya
Sry, I was watering my penis after a hardcore afterskii-event.

Also the internet is pretty **** here and keeps jumping on and off. Cya when I cya
#273 - dalgaard (02/09/2014) [-]
Found something you might enjoy<3
User avatar #275 to #273 - allisonfirex (02/12/2014) [-]
I already get tons of that everyday!
#272 - dalgaard has deleted their comment [-]
#271 - dalgaard (01/20/2014) [-]
Again huh.

You're ******* weird man.
#260 - showmeyourbumhole **User deleted account** (01/18/2014) [-]
You're fat and ugly anyway. Cunt.
#259 - showmeyourbumhole **User deleted account** (01/18/2014) [-]
bb pls
User avatar #263 to #259 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
fuhk yew
#258 - showmeyourbumhole **User deleted account** (01/18/2014) [-]
Pls respond
User avatar #261 to #258 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
sahry I was afk, believe me pl0x.

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