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allion  

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Date Signed Up:12/29/2011
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What is this, I don't even.
So here is my hit list:

Foltzie is really Dr. Who.
awesomeninjathing is a fag.
epicextreme is my valentine.
danielparadox is Danny, and his profile doesn't exist anymore (RIP Danny).
zakvanlooke is my 100th friend, and that makes him a pretty cool guy.
samxdaxman plays ultimate frisbee.
These are the people I love the most. The rest of you, well, I maybe only love a little bit

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User avatar #974 - admin (05/16/2013) [-]
i love you <3
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User avatar #978 to #974 - sharlibri (05/18/2013) [-]
OH AND BACK UP! ALLION IS MINE!
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#979 to #978 - allion (05/21/2013) [-]
this is getting out of hand
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User avatar #976 to #974 - sharlibri (05/18/2013) [-]
Where is my love DJ 4DM1N.... -_-
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User avatar #973 - sharlibri (05/16/2013) [-]
Guess whos back. Back again.
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User avatar #975 to #973 - allion (05/17/2013) [-]
omg I remember you. who the hell are you!
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User avatar #977 to #975 - sharlibri (05/18/2013) [-]
*80's sitcom applause as I walk onto the page* I'll be back!
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#966 - epicextreme (05/03/2013) [-]
so college isn't going to well, recently i'm being singled out as the douchebag. near enough everyone has told me i am in a serious manner. truth is i know i am, all the kindness i've been giving them they haven't appreciated in the slightest so in truth i've been treating everyone like shit. the course is nearly over so i could end up not seeing anyone again especially the girl. i dont know what to do...
so college isn't going to well, recently i'm being singled out as the douchebag. near enough everyone has told me i am in a serious manner. truth is i know i am, all the kindness i've been giving them they haven't appreciated in the slightest so in truth i've been treating everyone like shit. the course is nearly over so i could end up not seeing anyone again especially the girl. i dont know what to do...
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User avatar #968 to #966 - wizkhalaffytaffy (05/04/2013) [-]
Where's my prize douchebag?
What in the fuck is that shit?
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User avatar #969 to #968 - epicextreme (05/04/2013) [-]
you deleted me off your friends so i figured you werent interested we had a plan remeber
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User avatar #970 to #969 - wizkhalaffytaffy (05/04/2013) [-]
I had already won. Hard not to lose interest after winning.
And I said I'd try, you didn't follow the plan much either.
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User avatar #971 to #970 - epicextreme (05/05/2013) [-]
i kept asking about it but you said you cant because you went for a meal with your friends
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User avatar #972 to #971 - allion (05/09/2013) [-]
what the hell is this doing on my profile
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#967 to #966 - allion (05/03/2013) [-]
it's only one class right? I wouldn't worry just start over blank slate
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User avatar #963 - burnthechildren (04/16/2013) [-]
It seems as though I have been banned. So for the next week I will be using my secondary account.

-allion
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User avatar #964 to #963 - awesomerninjathing (04/28/2013) [-]
It seems as though I have been banned. So for the next week I will be using my secondary account.

-allion
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#961 - N. Korean citizen (04/15/2013) [-]
im not asian but id eat your pussy
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#962 to #961 - allion (04/15/2013) [-]
OMG justin bieber wrote on my profile
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User avatar #954 - awesomerninjathing (04/15/2013) [-]
did yo tight ass miss me babe
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User avatar #955 to #954 - allion (04/15/2013) [-]
you bet your sweet ass it did
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User avatar #956 to #955 - awesomerninjathing (04/15/2013) [-]
spread dat pussy 4 me
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User avatar #958 to #956 - allion (04/15/2013) [-]
also don't be a fucking faggot
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#960 to #959 - allion (04/15/2013) [-]
dnt wori i still <4 u
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User avatar #948 - awesomerninjathing (04/12/2013) [-]
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack
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User avatar #949 to #948 - allion (04/13/2013) [-]
where in the hell have you been?
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User avatar #951 to #950 - allion (04/13/2013) [-]
dumbbbbbbbbbb what for?
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User avatar #952 to #951 - awesomerninjathing (04/13/2013) [-]
Posting rap lyrics in the middle of a spam attack on the games board lol
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User avatar #953 to #952 - allion (04/13/2013) [-]
that doesn't make any sense lol
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#945 to #944 - allion (04/12/2013) [-]
wat
wat
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User avatar #929 - decay (04/02/2013) [-]
Ohio fucking sucks.
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#930 to #929 - allion (04/02/2013) [-]
I know ugh, so you're from here too?
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User avatar #931 to #930 - decay (04/02/2013) [-]
Yes, worst part is I live within walking distance of the lake.
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User avatar #932 to #931 - allion (04/02/2013) [-]
what's wrong with the lake?
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User avatar #934 to #932 - decay (04/02/2013) [-]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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User avatar #933 to #932 - decay (04/02/2013) [-]
High winds every day.
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#935 to #933 - allion (04/02/2013) [-]
oh I bet that's annoying as fuuuuck
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#936 to #935 - decay (04/02/2013) [-]



It's difficult to ride a bike
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#938 to #936 - decay (04/02/2013) [-]




I need a bolt on every door so they don't open
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#937 to #936 - allion (04/02/2013) [-]
why don't you drive a car
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User avatar #939 to #937 - decay (04/02/2013) [-]
I'm just saying from past experience.
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User avatar #940 to #939 - allion (04/02/2013) [-]
oh I see. there's nothing to do here where I live, my friends and I always end up having nowhere to go
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User avatar #942 to #940 - decay (04/02/2013) [-]
Well except for the tattoo parlor down the street from me but that's expensive.
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User avatar #941 to #940 - decay (04/02/2013) [-]
There's nothing to do any where.
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User avatar #927 - epicextreme (03/31/2013) [-]
wassup, allion,i hate it when funnyjunk does this stuff its not fun in my opinion
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#928 to #927 - allion (03/31/2013) [-]
I usually don't follow bandwagons, but I am pretty obsessed with harry potter and this bandwagon is honoring a good person's death, so I'm cool with it
I usually don't follow bandwagons, but I am pretty obsessed with harry potter and this bandwagon is honoring a good person's death, so I'm cool with it
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User avatar #916 - samxdaxman (03/26/2013) [-]
Hey :) just sayin' hi to all my FJ friends. Whatsup?
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User avatar #917 to #916 - allion (03/27/2013) [-]
hey :) oh you knoww not much, what's up with you?
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User avatar #918 to #917 - samxdaxman (03/27/2013) [-]
Same here, just got back from ultimate frisbee practice.
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User avatar #919 to #918 - allion (03/28/2013) [-]
dude, I love ultimate frisbee!
I've become like a pro at it
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User avatar #920 to #919 - samxdaxman (03/28/2013) [-]
Hahaha nice :) I'm still working on getting good, even though I've been playing for like 3 years.
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User avatar #921 to #920 - allion (03/28/2013) [-]
ok I haven't even been playing that long so mayyybe I'm not that good
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User avatar #922 to #921 - samxdaxman (03/28/2013) [-]
Lol I dunno how good you are. Have you played on a team?
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User avatar #923 to #922 - allion (03/28/2013) [-]
haha no way, just for fun
usually at school not like on an actual team
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User avatar #924 to #923 - samxdaxman (03/28/2013) [-]
Ahh. I'm so awesome, I play on a team. Fuck yeah. Hahaha
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User avatar #925 to #924 - allion (03/29/2013) [-]
sweeet lol I didn't even know it was an actual team sport
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User avatar #926 to #925 - samxdaxman (03/29/2013) [-]
Lol nobody takes it seriously, but it is a team sport. Haha it's pretty fun though.
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User avatar #910 - epicextreme (03/18/2013) [-]
A-LIE-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
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User avatar #911 to #910 - allion (03/19/2013) [-]
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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User avatar #912 to #911 - epicextreme (03/19/2013) [-]
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUURRRRRR
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User avatar #913 to #912 - allion (03/19/2013) [-]
we haven't talked in a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng time mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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User avatar #914 to #913 - epicextreme (03/19/2013) [-]
it been like forever so whats going on how you been i have stuff to tell you also
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User avatar #915 to #914 - allion (03/20/2013) [-]
it's been alright I guess... what's going on?
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#906 to #905 - allion (03/18/2013) [-]
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#907 to #906 - Foltzie (03/18/2013) [-]
Hi!!! How are youuuuuu?
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User avatar #908 to #907 - allion (03/18/2013) [-]
I'm okay, you knowww
kinda stressed but I always am lol :P
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User avatar #909 to #908 - Foltzie (03/18/2013) [-]
Well...
Stop being so damn stressed :P
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#897 - epicextreme (03/06/2013) [-]
ay
ayo gurl

was poppin'
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#898 to #897 - allion (03/06/2013) [-]
ayyy
ayyy
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User avatar #899 to #898 - epicextreme (03/06/2013) [-]
whats poppin, and my pms mess up every now and again if i didnt reply sorry
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User avatar #900 to #899 - allion (03/06/2013) [-]
k lol
and not much I'm off school today cause it snowed :D
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User avatar #901 to #900 - epicextreme (03/06/2013) [-]
lucky meanwhile im sitting hear exhausted from college and just in a cant be assed mood
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User avatar #902 to #901 - allion (03/06/2013) [-]
dayummmm, well how are things?
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User avatar #903 to #902 - epicextreme (03/06/2013) [-]
ok i suppose how about you?
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#904 to #903 - allion (03/07/2013) [-]
whoops for some reason I never replied to this. same here, just busy with school and work and a whole bunch I have to do over like, the next 2 months
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#884 - Foltzie (03/04/2013) [-]
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#885 to #884 - allion (03/04/2013) [-]
oh hayyy
oh hayyy
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User avatar #886 to #885 - Foltzie (03/04/2013) [-]
Long time no talk...

How are things?
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#887 to #886 - allion (03/04/2013) [-]
oh you know, just worked all weekend, now I have school, the usual I want summer! what about you?
oh you know, just worked all weekend, now I have school, the usual
I want summer!
what about you?
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User avatar #888 to #887 - Foltzie (03/04/2013) [-]
Nothing unusual...

I'm alright, been off work today. Sat around kept playing Xbox games, didn't know what I wanted to play.

Found out I'm going to be a dad...



Ya know? Normal day in my life.
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#889 to #888 - allion (03/04/2013) [-]
woah whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat! congratulations man!!
woah whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!
congratulations man!!
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User avatar #890 to #889 - Foltzie (03/04/2013) [-]
Thank ya lol

So, what's new in your life?
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#891 to #890 - allion (03/04/2013) [-]
it's springtime yo
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User avatar #892 to #891 - Foltzie (03/04/2013) [-]
I know right! I'll be glad when this cold shit is gone!

Tired of freezing my nuts off so much.
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#893 to #892 - allion (03/04/2013) [-]
yeah I'm sick of the cold!! and the ugly sky too, makes everything depressing!
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User avatar #894 to #893 - Foltzie (03/04/2013) [-]
The ugly sky part doesn't bother me, the fact that it's like 20 degrees and not snowing...that part bothers me.
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#895 to #894 - allion (03/04/2013) [-]
yeah well I hate it, I need summer I'm going to bed, I'll talk to ya later!
yeah well I hate it, I need summer
I'm going to bed, I'll talk to ya later!
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User avatar #896 to #895 - Foltzie (03/04/2013) [-]
K

Night.
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#883 - allion (02/25/2013) [-]
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#878 to #877 - allion (02/25/2013) [-]
nice, lol
and perfect timing, I just got home from work!
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User avatar #879 to #878 - epicextreme (02/25/2013) [-]
cool, how was it?
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User avatar #880 to #879 - allion (02/25/2013) [-]
same old same old, nothing super interesting happened
how was your day?
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User avatar #881 to #880 - epicextreme (02/25/2013) [-]
not to good to be honest, im kinda feeling deppressed i feel like i'm spending to much time on my own in my room barely seeing my family anymore even though they're only downstairs, taking things for granted and i feel like i'm not doing anything about it, everyones in bed at the moment but me and my family used to be real close and do stuff but i dont know, we are still very close. but theres something missing that we had a while back
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User avatar #882 to #881 - allion (02/25/2013) [-]
oh I'm sorry :/ I'm not too close with mine anymore cause I'm hardly ever home
are you planning some family trip or anything soon? that could help, and it's almost spring break
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#869 - epicextreme (02/14/2013) [-]
because i cant get something for you i instead drew a cat for you for valentines day

i hope everything turns out ok with ryan, and for the record i cant see any reason why he wouldnt want to be with you today and im sorry for what he has done
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#870 to #869 - allion (02/14/2013) [-]
omg I love it :D
and yeah he's a jerk, I'll see him at work today, maybe he'll be different.
I'll tell you if anything happens
happy valentines day!!
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User avatar #871 to #870 - epicextreme (02/14/2013) [-]
awesome, i hope so you can use draw cat as a reaction image haha
and to you to!
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User avatar #872 to #871 - allion (02/15/2013) [-]
heya, I'm finally home. I had school and then work and then I had to go visit my grandmother. sooo at work ryan acted same as usual, flirty/mean, and oh yeah, actually before that he was texting me before I went to work and he said he realized why he hated relationships. and I said why? and his response was that he thought it changed the way people act around everyone else and he doesn't like it.
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User avatar #873 to #872 - epicextreme (02/15/2013) [-]
i know people like that aswell, they dont say they are dating as such they say "seeing eachother" i know what hes saying about he doesnt want the people around him to change but that doesnt give him free reign to be mean when he talks to you then act flirty, you should tell him that you understand about the relationship but tell him to quit being an asswhole half the time
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User avatar #874 to #873 - allion (02/16/2013) [-]
exactly and I'm thinking about just being done with it honestly it's just a waste of my time
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User avatar #875 to #874 - epicextreme (02/16/2013) [-]
urrm, maybe you could try laying off a bit act not interested, in fact yea take it completely off dont reply back to anything and if hes shitty to you at work double that and backfire it. do anything you can maybe he'll ask whats up then you can say "how does it feel?" he might wake up from what hes doing
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User avatar #866 - epicextreme (02/13/2013) [-]
allion whats up with ryan??
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User avatar #867 to #866 - allion (02/13/2013) [-]
well last week he really pissed me off because I had just shown up to work and was standing and talking to my friend (who also works there) and he was leaving. she said hi to him and he totally ignored me and said hi back and said he was leaving. so I texted him about it later that day and was like you ignored me today that was really weird and stuff like that. and he was like I said hi! sorry I didn't mean to. so yeah, that's what I was pissed about.

and now, it's almost valentines day and I wanted to do something with him and I swear to god he's acting like a jerk on purpose and said he's going to the gym instead of seeing me.. like what the fuck am I really asking too much
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User avatar #868 to #867 - epicextreme (02/13/2013) [-]
i know how you feel hopefully he will and he should see the error in his ways.

last valentines day i was looking forward to spending it with my girlfriend i had at the time, we both were excited for her to come round and watch a movie but she called me and said she didn't want to anymore because she had been invited to a party i felt terrible that i was 2nd option the party was cancelled so she agreed to go ahead with our plans but beyond my belief the party was called back on again on valentines day, minutes before she was scheduled to arrive i spent valentines day alone and watched the movie myself.
as for the girl i liked nothing is expected she is avoiding me and i don't like what she is doing
well tomorrow i know i will be spending the day alone and by what you have told me Ryan is spending the day away
i know valentines day shouldn't be a big deal but I've wanted to at least feel like I spent the day with someone...
Allison, given the circumstances of tomorrow would you like to be my valentine for the day?

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