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aljay

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:3/16/2010
Last Login:5/05/2015
Location:Houston
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Comment Ranking:#19462
Highest Content Rank:#711
Highest Comment Rank:#4281
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Total Comments Made:268
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#386014 - Welp here we go. My first addy party.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL +2
#386042 - Ken M (03/25/2015) [-]
Welcome to Autism Ville. I anon, the biggest fag of all, will be your guide. Please enjoy your stay
User avatar #386023 - pubesoup (03/25/2015) [-]
same here
#30 - Picture 02/19/2015 on They stole the Symphogear's... +1
#1214 - joining you in this 01/20/2015 on Almost one with the FJ 0
#128 - Mark Ruffalo did the motion capture for his Hulk. 12/31/2014 on Only one 0
#191 - Glorious Cypress area.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2014 on mfw I see gas prices recently 0
User avatar #192 - thecjism (12/24/2014) [-]
Oh. I'm in based Memorial area.
#30 - Glorious $1.80 in Houston, TX.  [+] (20 new replies) 12/24/2014 on mfw I see gas prices recently +41
User avatar #150 - thecjism (12/24/2014) [-]
Where the fuck are you getting that low? I only get 2.25/gallon.
#191 - aljay (12/24/2014) [-]
Glorious Cypress area.
User avatar #192 - thecjism (12/24/2014) [-]
Oh. I'm in based Memorial area.
#115 - Ken M (12/24/2014) [-]
dallas is where its at
#108 - apietotheface (12/24/2014) [-]
The best damn city, in the best damn state in the union.
User avatar #105 - gamagoriira (12/24/2014) [-]
Lubbock sitting at a nice 1.85.
User avatar #82 - badsamaritan (12/24/2014) [-]
Htown represent
User avatar #68 - kintoexile (12/24/2014) [-]
Glorious 0.83 in Alberta
User avatar #69 - kintoexile (12/24/2014) [-]
www.albertagasprices.com/ shit it goes lower.
#55 - Ken M (12/24/2014) [-]
WOT

Over in CT we're amazed to see gas at 2.75/gal.
Last time I saw gas at less than $2/gal was like 2000 if not earlier
User avatar #59 - mashi (12/24/2014) [-]
CT gas prices are stupid, I hate it
fuckin 4.50 last winter, below 3.00 is insane for us
User avatar #42 - timmmmmmmmmmmay (12/24/2014) [-]
YOOOO IM IN HOUSTON TOO.
User avatar #179 - Battlekid (12/24/2014) [-]
Austin isnt too bad last time i pumped gas it was 2.19
#43 - pillowmeister (12/24/2014) [-]
YOOOOOOOOOOO YOU GUYS SHOULD TOTALLY FUCK
#60 - sexuality (12/24/2014) [-]
I'm also in Houston how do I get in on this
User avatar #61 - kubydoo (12/24/2014) [-]
we should all meet up and have an orgy
#101 - ronjeremysweiner (12/24/2014) [-]
a bunch of hairy Texans having an orgy? i dont know how to feel
User avatar #106 - commontroll (12/24/2014) [-]
I'm from Houston, I'm not hairy. Except from the waist down.
#64 - sexuality (12/24/2014) [-]
Let's do it. Set your expectations LOW.
User avatar #77 - thatmetalguy (12/24/2014) [-]
I too am located in Houston! Where da orgy at yo
#597 - Joining in this as well. 12/22/2014 on Names 0
#24 - It wasn't really a trailer. More of a teaser to show off what …  [+] (9 new replies) 11/30/2014 on It was only a matter of time +24
#26 - Jeff C (12/01/2014) [-]
We're in trouble then
#31 - Ken M (12/01/2014) [-]
cancer.
#42 - Jeff C (12/01/2014) [-]
If you say so
User avatar #51 - heysupman (12/01/2014) [-]
LOL I don't think your answer was cancerous, why do you feel worried about what you saw?
#52 - Jeff C (12/01/2014) [-]
It just looked like relatively low production value and except for the lightsaber I didn't really get the idea that I'm going to see a Star Wars movie
User avatar #58 - tiptoebythewindow (12/01/2014) [-]
That's your idea of low production? Also, it gave off a Star Wars feel, including sound effects, visuals and music that brought you back to the original.
#66 - Jeff C (12/01/2014) [-]
Some things looked a little shoddy some looked good, but for the official teaser of a movie of this caliber I think they could've done better. It's my opinion I won't be ashamed of it or trying to convince anybody of anything
User avatar #67 - tiptoebythewindow (12/01/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
#69 - Jeff C (12/01/2014) [-]
Yeah man, as long as you understand I'm not just being critical to be annoying or bandwagon or anything haha. If it gets me a few red pinkies myeh, I guess that's the price of free speech
#135 - bioware...  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on Gamergate website list +5
#150 - newold (09/24/2014) [-]
ya man what the fuck im having a hard time dealing with that they made some of my favorite games KOTOR, Jade empire
#10 - UH mentioned. Swell with robberies and Professor Bott.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Bix Noodin' +18
User avatar #87 - Grom (09/14/2014) [-]
apparently you have the least sexy students
User avatar #73 - thatmetalguy (09/14/2014) [-]
All my friends go to UH except me. I went to honkey filled College Station #alittlebitofregert
#2 - Kid taped his toothbrush to the slide of a fake G18 with simul…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2014 on Full auto toothbrush 0
User avatar #3 - thegamerslife (04/28/2014) [-]
gay
#237 - Am I doing it right? 04/24/2014 on I Came 0
#1 - Sauce is Timothy Delaghetto's Where Not to Pick Up Girls  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on My First Days on the Internet +14
User avatar #2 - precision (04/14/2014) [-]
Where NOT To Pick Up Girls!



Thanks, man.
#55 - Fun fact: The 501st and the 212th were in the woods huntin…  [+] (17 new replies) 03/17/2014 on 212th Battalion +11
User avatar #69 - huntergriff (03/17/2014) [-]
that's because pong krell was a faggot.
User avatar #165 - thepandaking (03/23/2014) [-]
holy shitsticks Pong Krell is truly a dickbag, I just finished those episodes
User avatar #174 - Krell (04/05/2014) [-]
I've been getting so many "mentioned in a comment" notifications.
User avatar #175 - thepandaking (04/05/2014) [-]
lol sorry about that, your username doesn't have anything to do with that character does it?
User avatar #166 - huntergriff (03/23/2014) [-]
told you.
#167 - thepandaking (03/23/2014) [-]
Waxer died because of that... god dahmn
#168 - huntergriff (03/23/2014) [-]
yep...massive amounts of feels, man.

Pic slightly unrelated.
User avatar #73 - thepandaking (03/17/2014) [-]
what did pong krell do? I've heard of him twice now
and hello again, you explained different canons to me
#74 - huntergriff has deleted their comment.
User avatar #75 - thepandaking (03/17/2014) [-]
before I read all of that, is that from the Clone Wars series? I just started watching that recently
User avatar #77 - huntergriff (03/17/2014) [-]
it's from season four, so...i should probably delete that.
User avatar #76 - huntergriff (03/17/2014) [-]
It is.
User avatar #78 - thepandaking (03/17/2014) [-]
ah okay thanks, well I suppose I'll wait until I get there then haha. I'm on season 3, so I'll be there soon
User avatar #79 - huntergriff (03/17/2014) [-]
just know that the guy's a massive douche canoe, on par with emperor palpatine.
#80 - thepandaking (03/17/2014) [-]
lol damn, well thanks anyway, I shoulda assumed it was Clone Wars from the picture on that other post. Thanks anyway

MFW watching the episode about Domino company and knowing what happened to Heavy from the earlier episode
User avatar #82 - huntergriff (03/17/2014) [-]
yeah, heavy was cool
#154 - monsoons (03/18/2014) [-]
yea just gonna join in on the Krell hate but he was so bad ass the way he moved and his lightsabers just made him so awesome but yea he was a massive fuckbag
#13 - Sauce  [+] (6 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Meeting daddy's twin for... +29
#79 - swagbot (02/27/2014) [-]
Awesome.
#53 - schneidend (02/27/2014) [-]
Funny and adorable.
#24 - jalthelas (02/27/2014) [-]
They teach em how to fist bump early.
User avatar #23 - arenaferox (02/27/2014) [-]
The high five fist bump at the end tho
#20 - eatchickendaily (02/27/2014) [-]
Oh god, their laughs
User avatar #15 - ohhh (02/27/2014) [-]
Fucking adorable.
#13 - lies  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2014 on google hacks +32
#51 - Ken M (01/28/2014) [-]
It's 2008 not 2009 omg srsly
User avatar #19 - thejusticar (01/28/2014) [-]
first time i laughed today
#15 - bbzz (01/28/2014) [-]
this is worst joke ever or you really missed spaces
#15 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Beautiful repost 0
User avatar #54 - gammajk (01/04/2014) [-]
I know others have pointed it out but that cow isn't alive, someone added cow sound effects. The "dying cow" noises sounds like one throwing up.
User avatar #45 - levelninetynine (01/04/2014) [-]
Imagine the smell.
User avatar #29 - altairibnlaahad (01/04/2014) [-]
>Cow shredded alive
>Video states cow is already deceased

Fucking animal rights activists.
User avatar #23 - Dave Cee (01/04/2014) [-]
You can tell the AnimalFags put the sound of a distressed cow over that video
User avatar #16 - whycanticaps (01/04/2014) [-]
hahaha I love how the video says the cows dead and then the website continues to say how could they throw live animals in these machines?
#14 - Picture 01/04/2014 on Beautiful repost 0
#13 - Picture 12/05/2013 on The Walking Shit +1
#2 - Because Americans shoot anything that isn't American.  [+] (27 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Didnt think that one all... +365
#140 - bummerdrummer (11/18/2013) [-]
tell that to trayvon
User avatar #129 - YoursTruley (11/18/2013) [-]
i am american and i can confirm this
#120 - germanstodamaxja (11/18/2013) [-]
we actually shoot Americans too out of respect.
#109 - makethingsworse (11/18/2013) [-]
You're fucking-a-right we do. We also like shooting other Americans, apparently.
#107 - berkut (11/18/2013) [-]
Wait, what you said?
#105 - Ken M (11/18/2013) [-]
America has killed more Americans than any other country...
#84 - tanisrapedmygoat (11/18/2013) [-]
If you read the first picture, he knows he's in the United States....
User avatar #53 - hellsjester (11/18/2013) [-]
i was gonna argue but then i remembered i shoot deer. fuck its tru
#47 - traelos (11/18/2013) [-]
He should know that if he's an American...which means...

Shit. Grab your guns!
User avatar #46 - twofreegerbils (11/18/2013) [-]
Look, boys and girls. This is what non-Americans actually believe.
#44 - voltism (11/18/2013) [-]
thats bullshit
we shoot each other too
User avatar #33 - fyaq (11/18/2013) [-]
Its a system that has historically worked for us.
#27 - fewjarhead (11/18/2013) [-]
#4 - aaronventura (11/17/2013) [-]
Because Americans shoot anything*
#26 - theism (11/18/2013) [-]
Especially other Americans.
#108 - heydany (11/18/2013) [-]
damn americans they ruined america
#131 - wrocky (11/18/2013) [-]
it's the caucasian americans who ruined america. together with the other race degenerates who immigrated themselves in the beautiful country of america. the native americans.. the REAL americans don't and still won't do anything to destroy their land
#155 - Ken M (11/18/2013) [-]
Except make giant casinos and ruin the environment with said giant casinos. And drive motorcycles everywhere if in the desert, ruining the environment.

Dude, I'm more environmentally friendly than half of them. Just ah... just saying.
User avatar #146 - guymandude (11/18/2013) [-]
don't be that dick, your name is too blue for that
#147 - wrocky (11/18/2013) [-]
i just thought a pink name would look nice
User avatar #8 - nyuORlucy (11/17/2013) [-]
including aliens that control our very existance
User avatar #6 - mayorman (11/17/2013) [-]
i have never seen an american who would shoot an apple pie
#9 - riverofchex has deleted their comment.
#51 - Ken M (11/18/2013) [-]
Goddamn terrorists.
#116 - Ken M (11/18/2013) [-]
In case anyone wonders, it said
"I would, I don't like pie."
#57 - fellatio (11/18/2013) [-]
I logged in to give you this thumb, i know its wasted but...but it was worth it
#7 - Ken M (11/17/2013) [-]
I have seen an American shoot his load into an apple pie

American Pie
#34 - MFW I see my school on FJ go coogs  [+] (4 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Poor unsuspecting negro +13
#66 - grinningjackal (11/06/2013) [-]
Sittin in my dorm in Moody, cruzin on FJ, find post, find comment, smile at Glorious UH Master Race. Day started off good
User avatar #54 - nervaaurelius (11/06/2013) [-]
Mothafuckin UH
#48 - theaflackduck (11/06/2013) [-]
Whoose House
Also, fuck yeah Bott's class
#37 - MrHare (11/06/2013) [-]
Glorius UH Master Race
#33 - Comment deleted 11/06/2013 on Poor unsuspecting negro 0
#19 - pomsky, bitches.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2013 on I cannot regain manliness... +8
#25 - spoodermanz (08/16/2013) [-]
I read that as pornsky. It took me like 5 minutes to realize what it really was.
User avatar #20 - lyiat (08/16/2013) [-]
Anything combined with a Pomeranian instantly becomes shit. Fuckin' ankle biters.
#332 - swordfight jackie chan. god ******* dammit. 04/24/2013 on mm-hm 0
#1031 - what the hell are you trying to do? 04/08/2013 on McButthurt Comp #1 +2
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