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Date Signed Up:3/16/2010
Last Login:1/31/2015
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#1 - Sauce is Timothy Delaghetto's Where Not to Pick Up Girls  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on My First Days on the Internet +14
User avatar #2 - precision (04/14/2014) [-]
Where NOT To Pick Up Girls!



Thanks, man.
#55 - Fun fact: The 501st and the 212th were in the woods huntin…  [+] (17 new replies) 03/17/2014 on 212th Battalion +11
User avatar #69 - huntergriff (03/17/2014) [-]
that's because pong krell was a faggot.
User avatar #165 - thepandaking (03/23/2014) [-]
holy shitsticks Pong Krell is truly a dickbag, I just finished those episodes
User avatar #174 - Krell (04/05/2014) [-]
I've been getting so many "mentioned in a comment" notifications.
User avatar #175 - thepandaking (04/05/2014) [-]
lol sorry about that, your username doesn't have anything to do with that character does it?
User avatar #166 - huntergriff (03/23/2014) [-]
told you.
#167 - thepandaking (03/23/2014) [-]
Waxer died because of that... god dahmn
#168 - huntergriff (03/23/2014) [-]
yep...massive amounts of feels, man.

Pic slightly unrelated.
User avatar #73 - thepandaking (03/17/2014) [-]
what did pong krell do? I've heard of him twice now
and hello again, you explained different canons to me
#74 - huntergriff has deleted their comment.
User avatar #75 - thepandaking (03/17/2014) [-]
before I read all of that, is that from the Clone Wars series? I just started watching that recently
User avatar #77 - huntergriff (03/17/2014) [-]
it's from season four, so...i should probably delete that.
User avatar #76 - huntergriff (03/17/2014) [-]
It is.
User avatar #78 - thepandaking (03/17/2014) [-]
ah okay thanks, well I suppose I'll wait until I get there then haha. I'm on season 3, so I'll be there soon
User avatar #79 - huntergriff (03/17/2014) [-]
just know that the guy's a massive douche canoe, on par with emperor palpatine.
#80 - thepandaking (03/17/2014) [-]
lol damn, well thanks anyway, I shoulda assumed it was Clone Wars from the picture on that other post. Thanks anyway

MFW watching the episode about Domino company and knowing what happened to Heavy from the earlier episode
User avatar #82 - huntergriff (03/17/2014) [-]
yeah, heavy was cool
#154 - monsoons (03/18/2014) [-]
yea just gonna join in on the Krell hate but he was so bad ass the way he moved and his lightsabers just made him so awesome but yea he was a massive fuckbag
#13 - Sauce  [+] (6 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Meeting daddy's twin for... +29
#79 - swagbot (02/27/2014) [-]
Awesome.
#53 - schneidend (02/27/2014) [-]
Funny and adorable.
#24 - jalthelas (02/27/2014) [-]
They teach em how to fist bump early.
User avatar #23 - arenaferox (02/27/2014) [-]
The high five fist bump at the end tho
#20 - eatchickendaily (02/27/2014) [-]
Oh god, their laughs
User avatar #15 - ohhh (02/27/2014) [-]
Fucking adorable.
#13 - lies  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2014 on google hacks +32
#51 - anonymous (01/28/2014) [-]
It's 2008 not 2009 omg srsly
User avatar #19 - thejusticar (01/28/2014) [-]
first time i laughed today
#15 - bbzz (01/28/2014) [-]
this is worst joke ever or you really missed spaces
#15 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Beautiful repost 0
User avatar #54 - gammajk (01/04/2014) [-]
I know others have pointed it out but that cow isn't alive, someone added cow sound effects. The "dying cow" noises sounds like one throwing up.
User avatar #45 - levelninetynine (01/04/2014) [-]
Imagine the smell.
User avatar #29 - altairibnlaahad (01/04/2014) [-]
>Cow shredded alive
>Video states cow is already deceased

Fucking animal rights activists.
User avatar #23 - Dave Cee (01/04/2014) [-]
You can tell the AnimalFags put the sound of a distressed cow over that video
User avatar #16 - whycanticaps (01/04/2014) [-]
hahaha I love how the video says the cows dead and then the website continues to say how could they throw live animals in these machines?
#14 - Picture 01/04/2014 on Beautiful repost 0
#13 - Picture 12/05/2013 on The Walking Shit +1
#2 - Because Americans shoot anything that isn't American.  [+] (27 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Didnt think that one all... +365
#140 - bummerdrummer (11/18/2013) [-]
tell that to trayvon
User avatar #129 - YoursTruley (11/18/2013) [-]
i am american and i can confirm this
#120 - germanstodamaxja (11/18/2013) [-]
we actually shoot Americans too out of respect.
#109 - makethingsworse (11/18/2013) [-]
You're fucking-a-right we do. We also like shooting other Americans, apparently.
#107 - berkut (11/18/2013) [-]
Wait, what you said?
#105 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
America has killed more Americans than any other country...
#84 - tanisrapedmygoat (11/18/2013) [-]
If you read the first picture, he knows he's in the United States....
User avatar #53 - hellsjester (11/18/2013) [-]
i was gonna argue but then i remembered i shoot deer. fuck its tru
#47 - traelos (11/18/2013) [-]
He should know that if he's an American...which means...

Shit. Grab your guns!
User avatar #46 - twofreegerbils (11/18/2013) [-]
Look, boys and girls. This is what non-Americans actually believe.
#44 - voltism (11/18/2013) [-]
thats bullshit
we shoot each other too
User avatar #33 - fyaq (11/18/2013) [-]
Its a system that has historically worked for us.
#27 - fewjarhead (11/18/2013) [-]
#4 - aaronventura (11/17/2013) [-]
Because Americans shoot anything*
#26 - theism (11/18/2013) [-]
Especially other Americans.
#108 - heydany (11/18/2013) [-]
damn americans they ruined america
#131 - wrocky (11/18/2013) [-]
it's the caucasian americans who ruined america. together with the other race degenerates who immigrated themselves in the beautiful country of america. the native americans.. the REAL americans don't and still won't do anything to destroy their land
#155 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
Except make giant casinos and ruin the environment with said giant casinos. And drive motorcycles everywhere if in the desert, ruining the environment.

Dude, I'm more environmentally friendly than half of them. Just ah... just saying.
User avatar #146 - guymandude (11/18/2013) [-]
don't be that dick, your name is too blue for that
#147 - wrocky (11/18/2013) [-]
i just thought a pink name would look nice
User avatar #8 - nyuORlucy (11/17/2013) [-]
including aliens that control our very existance
User avatar #6 - mayorman (11/17/2013) [-]
i have never seen an american who would shoot an apple pie
#9 - riverofchex has deleted their comment.
#51 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
Goddamn terrorists.
#116 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
In case anyone wonders, it said
"I would, I don't like pie."
#57 - fellatio (11/18/2013) [-]
I logged in to give you this thumb, i know its wasted but...but it was worth it
#7 - anonymous (11/17/2013) [-]
I have seen an American shoot his load into an apple pie

American Pie
#34 - MFW I see my school on FJ go coogs  [+] (4 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Poor unsuspecting negro +13
#66 - grinningjackal (11/06/2013) [-]
Sittin in my dorm in Moody, cruzin on FJ, find post, find comment, smile at Glorious UH Master Race. Day started off good
User avatar #54 - nervaaurelius (11/06/2013) [-]
Mothafuckin UH
#48 - theaflackduck (11/06/2013) [-]
Whoose House
Also, fuck yeah Bott's class
#37 - MrHare (11/06/2013) [-]
Glorius UH Master Race
#33 - Comment deleted 11/06/2013 on Poor unsuspecting negro 0
#19 - pomsky, bitches.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2013 on I cannot regain manliness... +8
#25 - spoodermanz (08/16/2013) [-]
I read that as pornsky. It took me like 5 minutes to realize what it really was.
User avatar #20 - lyiat (08/16/2013) [-]
Anything combined with a Pomeranian instantly becomes shit. Fuckin' ankle biters.
#332 - swordfight jackie chan. god ******* dammit. 04/24/2013 on mm-hm 0
#1031 - what the hell are you trying to do? 04/08/2013 on McButthurt Comp #1 +2
#325 - **** . 01/08/2013 on Umbra 0
#45 - where was the little brother?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2012 on XBox 360 Funeral +4
#47 - astickywhale (11/21/2012) [-]
arriving in the mail?
#74 - Bloated Man's Grotto 11/07/2012 on one of the coolest places... 0
#22 - Most subtle way to ask someone to thumb a picture. 10/30/2012 on Doctor Cat 0
#227 - ... You do realize that I took this screenshot, right? 09/28/2012 on Will Smith 0
#102 - The Covenant needs to get with the times. We're in HD now. 08/31/2012 on Halo, then and now +10
#27 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2012 on Title +5
#28 - herebemonstars (08/20/2012) [-]
You have Our vote Mr.Saxon
#32 - dwarfman (08/20/2012) [-]
Only if Mr. Hale takes on Sheogorath as his VP.
>Hero of Kvatch
>Head of various organizations
>Keeps two opposing factions at peace
>Keeps his promises
>Cheese for everyone!
#283 - dat feel 08/14/2012 on That moment you know you're... +5
#64 - As a lifeguard, guarding that asian pool would be a nightmare. 08/02/2012 on Fucking asains +2
#8945 - Can someone upload the one with the stick guy all up on his sc… 08/02/2012 on Reaction Images - reaction... 0
#10 - Cheat code: FAP Effect: +2 Endurance, -1 Charisma 07/27/2012 on sex +3
#25 - I've actually been looking for this post for a while. Thanks f…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2012 on True story +8
#107 - megustaculo (07/11/2012) [-]
heresy!!!
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