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#212 - I'm a girl.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2011 on 12 yr. old imagination +8
User avatar #231 - argonian (09/08/2011) [-]
Exactly.
#21 - I knew that **** long before Sucker Punch was out…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2011 on Suckerpunch Mindblown +6
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#583 - DON'T, IT'S NOT WORTH IT! Park your car right i… 09/05/2011 on Musically Oblivious GF OC +4
#61 - Has you done anything recently that would make her mad?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2011 on aliensexfiend's profile 0
User avatar #63 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
she said no never why.
and im sorry for saying i was only 14 that was for someone else and just noticing
User avatar #62 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
just asked
#59 - ...That's it?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/05/2011 on aliensexfiend's profile 0
User avatar #60 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
yea, she lives 5 miles away.
User avatar #61 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
Has you done anything recently that would make her mad?
User avatar #63 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
she said no never why.
and im sorry for saying i was only 14 that was for someone else and just noticing
User avatar #62 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
just asked
#57 - It's possible. Seeing that it is/was your birthday, did she do…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/05/2011 on aliensexfiend's profile 0
User avatar #58 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
said HAPPY BIRTHDAY
User avatar #59 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
...That's it?
User avatar #60 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
yea, she lives 5 miles away.
User avatar #61 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
Has you done anything recently that would make her mad?
User avatar #63 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
she said no never why.
and im sorry for saying i was only 14 that was for someone else and just noticing
User avatar #62 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
just asked
#55 - Of course! Communication is at least 90% body language. Asides…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/04/2011 on aliensexfiend's profile 0
User avatar #56 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
she does 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 thats it so far...... do you think that she will like me? i also have been having alot of dreams about her and I.
User avatar #57 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
It's possible. Seeing that it is/was your birthday, did she do anything for it?
User avatar #58 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
said HAPPY BIRTHDAY
User avatar #59 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
...That's it?
User avatar #60 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
yea, she lives 5 miles away.
User avatar #61 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
Has you done anything recently that would make her mad?
User avatar #63 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
she said no never why.
and im sorry for saying i was only 14 that was for someone else and just noticing
User avatar #62 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
just asked
#53 - Happy birthday, I suppose. Anyways, one tell-tale sign of attr…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/04/2011 on aliensexfiend's profile 0
User avatar #54 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
thank you. and ill try this. is there like any physical signs?
User avatar #55 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
Of course! Communication is at least 90% body language. Asides from pupil dilation, there are several other signs. The most common signs for girls is playing with their hair, laughing/giggling a lot, smiling, touching (like if you say something funny she'll playfully push you or something like that).

Here, this is a pretty good account of ways to tell if a girl likes you: http://anamikas.hubpages.com/hub/How-to-tell-if-your-girl-friend-woman-likes-you
User avatar #56 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
she does 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 thats it so far...... do you think that she will like me? i also have been having alot of dreams about her and I.
User avatar #57 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
It's possible. Seeing that it is/was your birthday, did she do anything for it?
User avatar #58 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
said HAPPY BIRTHDAY
User avatar #59 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
...That's it?
User avatar #60 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
yea, she lives 5 miles away.
User avatar #61 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
Has you done anything recently that would make her mad?
User avatar #63 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
she said no never why.
and im sorry for saying i was only 14 that was for someone else and just noticing
User avatar #62 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
just asked
#51 - You said you're 14. But yeah, that's the gist of it. An…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/04/2011 on aliensexfiend's profile 0
User avatar #52 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
im 15 in 2 hours.... well today are friend got a mood ring, and i tryed it and it turned light blue which is Love, then the girl i like tryed it and it also was Love...we were laughing for a bit. She doesnt flirt with me at all, so thats why i got doubt about us dating
#53 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
Happy birthday, I suppose. Anyways, one tell-tale sign of attraction is pupil dilation. In the diagram to your left is two eyes. The eye on the left is a normal pupil, whereas the one on the right is a dilated pupil. When someone is in contact with a person they're attracted to, they're pupils dilate and become bigger. Bear in mind that dark rooms and drug use have the same effect, but if in a decently-lit room and she is sober, if her pupils are dilated and it's just you two then it is a sign that she's into you.
User avatar #54 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
thank you. and ill try this. is there like any physical signs?
User avatar #55 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
Of course! Communication is at least 90% body language. Asides from pupil dilation, there are several other signs. The most common signs for girls is playing with their hair, laughing/giggling a lot, smiling, touching (like if you say something funny she'll playfully push you or something like that).

Here, this is a pretty good account of ways to tell if a girl likes you: http://anamikas.hubpages.com/hub/How-to-tell-if-your-girl-friend-woman-likes-you
User avatar #56 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
she does 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 thats it so far...... do you think that she will like me? i also have been having alot of dreams about her and I.
User avatar #57 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
It's possible. Seeing that it is/was your birthday, did she do anything for it?
User avatar #58 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
said HAPPY BIRTHDAY
User avatar #59 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
...That's it?
User avatar #60 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
yea, she lives 5 miles away.
User avatar #61 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
Has you done anything recently that would make her mad?
User avatar #63 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
she said no never why.
and im sorry for saying i was only 14 that was for someone else and just noticing
User avatar #62 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
just asked
#48 - Keep cool. Don't try too hard, but just keep calm and hang wit…  [+] (15 new replies) 09/04/2011 on aliensexfiend's profile 0
User avatar #50 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
so just act friendly/go places/show her i care/ help her/ and so on......thank you
User avatar #49 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
i wont mind shopping with her, shes 16 im 15 she knows i ant buy her much. So like just show her i love her, and she'll see that i do? and then she will........?
User avatar #51 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
You said you're 14.

But yeah, that's the gist of it. And if she gives obvious advances that she's attracted to you, DO NOT ignore them or brush them off. Subtly show that you feel the same way, or on the same level of intensity that she is flirting.
User avatar #52 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
im 15 in 2 hours.... well today are friend got a mood ring, and i tryed it and it turned light blue which is Love, then the girl i like tryed it and it also was Love...we were laughing for a bit. She doesnt flirt with me at all, so thats why i got doubt about us dating
#53 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
Happy birthday, I suppose. Anyways, one tell-tale sign of attraction is pupil dilation. In the diagram to your left is two eyes. The eye on the left is a normal pupil, whereas the one on the right is a dilated pupil. When someone is in contact with a person they're attracted to, they're pupils dilate and become bigger. Bear in mind that dark rooms and drug use have the same effect, but if in a decently-lit room and she is sober, if her pupils are dilated and it's just you two then it is a sign that she's into you.
User avatar #54 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
thank you. and ill try this. is there like any physical signs?
User avatar #55 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
Of course! Communication is at least 90% body language. Asides from pupil dilation, there are several other signs. The most common signs for girls is playing with their hair, laughing/giggling a lot, smiling, touching (like if you say something funny she'll playfully push you or something like that).

Here, this is a pretty good account of ways to tell if a girl likes you: http://anamikas.hubpages.com/hub/How-to-tell-if-your-girl-friend-woman-likes-you
User avatar #56 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
she does 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 thats it so far...... do you think that she will like me? i also have been having alot of dreams about her and I.
User avatar #57 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
It's possible. Seeing that it is/was your birthday, did she do anything for it?
User avatar #58 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
said HAPPY BIRTHDAY
User avatar #59 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
...That's it?
User avatar #60 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
yea, she lives 5 miles away.
User avatar #61 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
Has you done anything recently that would make her mad?
User avatar #63 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
she said no never why.
and im sorry for saying i was only 14 that was for someone else and just noticing
User avatar #62 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
just asked
#46 - I am. When I was fourteen (almost six years ago) I was in a ve…  [+] (17 new replies) 09/04/2011 on aliensexfiend's profile 0
User avatar #47 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
so what should i do then?
User avatar #48 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
Keep cool. Don't try too hard, but just keep calm and hang with her. If she asks you somewhere, go with her (unless it's shopping or something horrible like that, but otherwise just try to hang with her). If she wants to get to know you better and hang out more, she's clearly interested if not very slightly intrigued by you. Girls like confidence; not being a self-centered and cocky asshole, but a guy who is assured that he can do things.
User avatar #50 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
so just act friendly/go places/show her i care/ help her/ and so on......thank you
User avatar #49 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
i wont mind shopping with her, shes 16 im 15 she knows i ant buy her much. So like just show her i love her, and she'll see that i do? and then she will........?
User avatar #51 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
You said you're 14.

But yeah, that's the gist of it. And if she gives obvious advances that she's attracted to you, DO NOT ignore them or brush them off. Subtly show that you feel the same way, or on the same level of intensity that she is flirting.
User avatar #52 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
im 15 in 2 hours.... well today are friend got a mood ring, and i tryed it and it turned light blue which is Love, then the girl i like tryed it and it also was Love...we were laughing for a bit. She doesnt flirt with me at all, so thats why i got doubt about us dating
#53 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
Happy birthday, I suppose. Anyways, one tell-tale sign of attraction is pupil dilation. In the diagram to your left is two eyes. The eye on the left is a normal pupil, whereas the one on the right is a dilated pupil. When someone is in contact with a person they're attracted to, they're pupils dilate and become bigger. Bear in mind that dark rooms and drug use have the same effect, but if in a decently-lit room and she is sober, if her pupils are dilated and it's just you two then it is a sign that she's into you.
User avatar #54 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
thank you. and ill try this. is there like any physical signs?
User avatar #55 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
Of course! Communication is at least 90% body language. Asides from pupil dilation, there are several other signs. The most common signs for girls is playing with their hair, laughing/giggling a lot, smiling, touching (like if you say something funny she'll playfully push you or something like that).

Here, this is a pretty good account of ways to tell if a girl likes you: http://anamikas.hubpages.com/hub/How-to-tell-if-your-girl-friend-woman-likes-you
User avatar #56 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
she does 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 thats it so far...... do you think that she will like me? i also have been having alot of dreams about her and I.
User avatar #57 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
It's possible. Seeing that it is/was your birthday, did she do anything for it?
User avatar #58 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
said HAPPY BIRTHDAY
User avatar #59 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
...That's it?
User avatar #60 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
yea, she lives 5 miles away.
User avatar #61 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
Has you done anything recently that would make her mad?
User avatar #63 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
she said no never why.
and im sorry for saying i was only 14 that was for someone else and just noticing
User avatar #62 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
just asked
#44 - Seriously man, she likes you. I know this is gonna sound harsh…  [+] (19 new replies) 09/03/2011 on aliensexfiend's profile 0
User avatar #45 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
but im shy and kind. I dont want to bother her though. Also thought you were a girl?
User avatar #46 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
I am. When I was fourteen (almost six years ago) I was in a very similar position with a guy, and I was too shy about it. Being kind doesn't mean you have to be shy and submissive; you can stand up for yourself without being an asshole.
User avatar #47 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
so what should i do then?
User avatar #48 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
Keep cool. Don't try too hard, but just keep calm and hang with her. If she asks you somewhere, go with her (unless it's shopping or something horrible like that, but otherwise just try to hang with her). If she wants to get to know you better and hang out more, she's clearly interested if not very slightly intrigued by you. Girls like confidence; not being a self-centered and cocky asshole, but a guy who is assured that he can do things.
User avatar #50 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
so just act friendly/go places/show her i care/ help her/ and so on......thank you
User avatar #49 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
i wont mind shopping with her, shes 16 im 15 she knows i ant buy her much. So like just show her i love her, and she'll see that i do? and then she will........?
User avatar #51 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
You said you're 14.

But yeah, that's the gist of it. And if she gives obvious advances that she's attracted to you, DO NOT ignore them or brush them off. Subtly show that you feel the same way, or on the same level of intensity that she is flirting.
User avatar #52 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
im 15 in 2 hours.... well today are friend got a mood ring, and i tryed it and it turned light blue which is Love, then the girl i like tryed it and it also was Love...we were laughing for a bit. She doesnt flirt with me at all, so thats why i got doubt about us dating
#53 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
Happy birthday, I suppose. Anyways, one tell-tale sign of attraction is pupil dilation. In the diagram to your left is two eyes. The eye on the left is a normal pupil, whereas the one on the right is a dilated pupil. When someone is in contact with a person they're attracted to, they're pupils dilate and become bigger. Bear in mind that dark rooms and drug use have the same effect, but if in a decently-lit room and she is sober, if her pupils are dilated and it's just you two then it is a sign that she's into you.
User avatar #54 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
thank you. and ill try this. is there like any physical signs?
User avatar #55 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
Of course! Communication is at least 90% body language. Asides from pupil dilation, there are several other signs. The most common signs for girls is playing with their hair, laughing/giggling a lot, smiling, touching (like if you say something funny she'll playfully push you or something like that).

Here, this is a pretty good account of ways to tell if a girl likes you: http://anamikas.hubpages.com/hub/How-to-tell-if-your-girl-friend-woman-likes-you
User avatar #56 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
she does 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 thats it so far...... do you think that she will like me? i also have been having alot of dreams about her and I.
User avatar #57 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
It's possible. Seeing that it is/was your birthday, did she do anything for it?
User avatar #58 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
said HAPPY BIRTHDAY
User avatar #59 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
...That's it?
User avatar #60 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
yea, she lives 5 miles away.
User avatar #61 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
Has you done anything recently that would make her mad?
User avatar #63 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
she said no never why.
and im sorry for saying i was only 14 that was for someone else and just noticing
User avatar #62 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
just asked
#42 - Oh, it's cool. I have two sisters who are about your age. At t…  [+] (21 new replies) 09/03/2011 on aliensexfiend's profile 0
User avatar #43 - derpinton (09/03/2011) [-]
well yes and no. im just happy around her, no matter what but today i got back from us hanging out at 6flags and she was on line with her friend and well i didnt want to go on it and i sat down and waved and smiled at me, as she turned back around she had a nasty look on her face...... that ruined my day with her
User avatar #44 - aliensexfiend (09/03/2011) [-]
Seriously man, she likes you. I know this is gonna sound harsh and it sounds difficult now but years ago I was in the same position. DO NOT let this opportunity go, or you will spend the rest of your life regretting it. It seems better not to do anything now but if you don't do anything she's going to lose interest and go elsewhere. Stay with her, and let it run its natural course or else you'll live on wishing you did.
User avatar #45 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
but im shy and kind. I dont want to bother her though. Also thought you were a girl?
User avatar #46 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
I am. When I was fourteen (almost six years ago) I was in a very similar position with a guy, and I was too shy about it. Being kind doesn't mean you have to be shy and submissive; you can stand up for yourself without being an asshole.
User avatar #47 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
so what should i do then?
User avatar #48 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
Keep cool. Don't try too hard, but just keep calm and hang with her. If she asks you somewhere, go with her (unless it's shopping or something horrible like that, but otherwise just try to hang with her). If she wants to get to know you better and hang out more, she's clearly interested if not very slightly intrigued by you. Girls like confidence; not being a self-centered and cocky asshole, but a guy who is assured that he can do things.
User avatar #50 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
so just act friendly/go places/show her i care/ help her/ and so on......thank you
User avatar #49 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
i wont mind shopping with her, shes 16 im 15 she knows i ant buy her much. So like just show her i love her, and she'll see that i do? and then she will........?
User avatar #51 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
You said you're 14.

But yeah, that's the gist of it. And if she gives obvious advances that she's attracted to you, DO NOT ignore them or brush them off. Subtly show that you feel the same way, or on the same level of intensity that she is flirting.
User avatar #52 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
im 15 in 2 hours.... well today are friend got a mood ring, and i tryed it and it turned light blue which is Love, then the girl i like tryed it and it also was Love...we were laughing for a bit. She doesnt flirt with me at all, so thats why i got doubt about us dating
#53 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
Happy birthday, I suppose. Anyways, one tell-tale sign of attraction is pupil dilation. In the diagram to your left is two eyes. The eye on the left is a normal pupil, whereas the one on the right is a dilated pupil. When someone is in contact with a person they're attracted to, they're pupils dilate and become bigger. Bear in mind that dark rooms and drug use have the same effect, but if in a decently-lit room and she is sober, if her pupils are dilated and it's just you two then it is a sign that she's into you.
User avatar #54 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
thank you. and ill try this. is there like any physical signs?
User avatar #55 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
Of course! Communication is at least 90% body language. Asides from pupil dilation, there are several other signs. The most common signs for girls is playing with their hair, laughing/giggling a lot, smiling, touching (like if you say something funny she'll playfully push you or something like that).

Here, this is a pretty good account of ways to tell if a girl likes you: http://anamikas.hubpages.com/hub/How-to-tell-if-your-girl-friend-woman-likes-you
User avatar #56 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
she does 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 thats it so far...... do you think that she will like me? i also have been having alot of dreams about her and I.
User avatar #57 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
It's possible. Seeing that it is/was your birthday, did she do anything for it?
User avatar #58 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
said HAPPY BIRTHDAY
User avatar #59 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
...That's it?
User avatar #60 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
yea, she lives 5 miles away.
User avatar #61 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
Has you done anything recently that would make her mad?
User avatar #63 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
she said no never why.
and im sorry for saying i was only 14 that was for someone else and just noticing
User avatar #62 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
just asked
#81 - "she wants to get to know me more" Dude, I'M …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2011 on Correct Position +1
User avatar #97 - derpinton (09/03/2011) [-]
but im way to shy its not far......
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#759 - WilliamWolven (09/03/2011) [-]
GIF made me think of this. But yeah, get the money, fuck the bitches, play the Mineraft.
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User avatar #13 - TheGodofFail (09/02/2011) [-]
I Personally like the 4 hour 25 one.
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User avatar #130 - achocolateforyou (09/02/2011) [-]
I cried a little
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#262 - coolnamemagee (09/02/2011) [-]
User avatar #236 - ZenMacros (09/02/2011) [-]
You're very right about the "passing fad" thing. Remember Aaron Carter? Neither do I. I know he wasn't as big as Beiber is, but he was still that popular teen singer, and now where is he? He could be fuckin dead for all I know, I haven't heard about him since what, 2001?

Though the only thing giving me doubts about that is the fact that he's such a big deal that he isn't even 18 yet and he hasn't even been famous for five years yet, and there's already a movie about his life.
#226 - anonymous (09/02/2011) [-]
I like your opinions and your... Sabrina.
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User avatar #669 - cynthain (09/02/2011) [-]
Pretty much hey. It's a pretty good film.
But at the start when he says that he would 'wait for her' I was like ohhh he innocent.
But Ellen Page's character was actually 18 not 14, they cut out the scene where she admitted that because they thought the idea of a 14 year old doing that stuff was scarier.
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#643 - SALO/120 Days of Sodom: Never saw it Human Centipede: N… 09/02/2011 on Comp. Of Blergh +3
#633 - Static Shock.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2011 on Comp. Of Blergh +1
User avatar #638 - spearpwi (09/02/2011) [-]
You got the idea just the same time as me! Damn! :P
User avatar #656 - obscenearmadillo (09/02/2011) [-]
Mother Fucker, I thought i would never see Static Shock return! I used to love this show when i was a kid. For that sir, i give you a thumb

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User avatar #84 - pulluspardus (02/27/2012) [-]
Still not back ? O_o; where you been?
User avatar #85 to #85 - aliensexfiend (02/28/2012) [-]
Sorry, just not really much on FJ anymore.
User avatar #86 to #86 - pulluspardus (02/28/2012) [-]
ah, well how you been?
User avatar #87 to #87 - aliensexfiend (03/01/2012) [-]
Trying to get a job. -_-
User avatar #88 to #88 - pulluspardus (03/02/2012) [-]
Good luck ^_^ , Which kind of job ?
User avatar #89 to #89 - aliensexfiend (03/02/2012) [-]
Any job, honestly.
User avatar #90 to #90 - pulluspardus (03/03/2012) [-]
Any luck so far? , I've been there before, and I filed requests randomly at first , just to get enough money to get into what I REALLY liked, so far I'm doing good, though still studying in Law school while having that job.
User avatar #91 to #91 - aliensexfiend (03/12/2012) [-]
Hopefully I'll get there. Although I did celebrate my one-year anniversary with my boyfriend today, so all is good for the time being.
User avatar #83 - pulluspardus (02/10/2012) [-]
Hi there =D
how are you doing?
User avatar #76 - weinerdick (01/08/2012) [-]
I feel that I know you. I don't think I do. What do?
User avatar #77 to #77 - aliensexfiend (01/08/2012) [-]
You MIGHT have seen me comment every so often, but it's unlikely.
User avatar #78 to #78 - weinerdick (01/08/2012) [-]
I don't really look at names, so it is indeed unlikely.
Still, what do?
User avatar #79 to #79 - aliensexfiend (01/08/2012) [-]
Shove a banana up your ass until your prostate rings a bell?
User avatar #80 to #80 - weinerdick (01/08/2012) [-]
But I don't have enough money to give my prostate a bell :c
User avatar #81 to #81 - aliensexfiend (01/08/2012) [-]
>implying your prostate is not part bell
User avatar #82 to #82 - weinerdick (01/08/2012) [-]
...fair enough
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User avatar #41 - derpinton (09/03/2011) [-]
like i said im only 14.
User avatar #42 to #41 - aliensexfiend (09/03/2011) [-]
Oh, it's cool. I have two sisters who are about your age. At this point there shouldn't be any pressure to feel bad about being a virgin. But at least talk to the girl a bit more. Do you have anything in common?
User avatar #43 to #42 - derpinton (09/03/2011) [-]
well yes and no. im just happy around her, no matter what but today i got back from us hanging out at 6flags and she was on line with her friend and well i didnt want to go on it and i sat down and waved and smiled at me, as she turned back around she had a nasty look on her face...... that ruined my day with her
User avatar #44 to #43 - aliensexfiend (09/03/2011) [-]
Seriously man, she likes you. I know this is gonna sound harsh and it sounds difficult now but years ago I was in the same position. DO NOT let this opportunity go, or you will spend the rest of your life regretting it. It seems better not to do anything now but if you don't do anything she's going to lose interest and go elsewhere. Stay with her, and let it run its natural course or else you'll live on wishing you did.
User avatar #45 to #44 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
but im shy and kind. I dont want to bother her though. Also thought you were a girl?
User avatar #46 to #45 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
I am. When I was fourteen (almost six years ago) I was in a very similar position with a guy, and I was too shy about it. Being kind doesn't mean you have to be shy and submissive; you can stand up for yourself without being an asshole.
User avatar #47 to #46 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
so what should i do then?
User avatar #48 to #47 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
Keep cool. Don't try too hard, but just keep calm and hang with her. If she asks you somewhere, go with her (unless it's shopping or something horrible like that, but otherwise just try to hang with her). If she wants to get to know you better and hang out more, she's clearly interested if not very slightly intrigued by you. Girls like confidence; not being a self-centered and cocky asshole, but a guy who is assured that he can do things.
User avatar #50 to #48 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
so just act friendly/go places/show her i care/ help her/ and so on......thank you
User avatar #49 to #48 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
i wont mind shopping with her, shes 16 im 15 she knows i ant buy her much. So like just show her i love her, and she'll see that i do? and then she will........?
User avatar #51 to #49 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
You said you're 14.

But yeah, that's the gist of it. And if she gives obvious advances that she's attracted to you, DO NOT ignore them or brush them off. Subtly show that you feel the same way, or on the same level of intensity that she is flirting.
User avatar #52 to #51 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
im 15 in 2 hours.... well today are friend got a mood ring, and i tryed it and it turned light blue which is Love, then the girl i like tryed it and it also was Love...we were laughing for a bit. She doesnt flirt with me at all, so thats why i got doubt about us dating
#53 to #52 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
Happy birthday, I suppose. Anyways, one tell-tale sign of attraction is pupil dilation. In the diagram to your left is two eyes. The eye on the left is a normal pupil, whereas the one on the right is a dilated pupil. When someone is in contact with a person they're attracted to, they're pupils dilate and become bigger. Bear in mind that dark rooms and drug use have the same effect, but if in a decently-lit room and she is sober, if her pupils are dilated and it's just you two then it is a sign that she's into you.
User avatar #54 to #53 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
thank you. and ill try this. is there like any physical signs?
User avatar #55 to #54 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
Of course! Communication is at least 90% body language. Asides from pupil dilation, there are several other signs. The most common signs for girls is playing with their hair, laughing/giggling a lot, smiling, touching (like if you say something funny she'll playfully push you or something like that).

Here, this is a pretty good account of ways to tell if a girl likes you: You need to login to view this link
User avatar #56 to #55 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
she does 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 thats it so far...... do you think that she will like me? i also have been having alot of dreams about her and I.
User avatar #57 to #56 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
It's possible. Seeing that it is/was your birthday, did she do anything for it?
User avatar #58 to #57 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
said HAPPY BIRTHDAY
User avatar #59 to #58 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
...That's it?
User avatar #60 to #59 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
yea, she lives 5 miles away.
User avatar #61 to #60 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
Has you done anything recently that would make her mad?
User avatar #63 to #61 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
she said no never why.
and im sorry for saying i was only 14 that was for someone else and just noticing
User avatar #62 to #61 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
just asked
#34 - pulluspardus (08/14/2011) [-]
You even like Rachel Rotten O_o;
User avatar #35 to #34 - aliensexfiend (08/14/2011) [-]
I really do. D:

And if you haven't sifted through my previous comments already, I am a big Siouxsie & The Banshees fan.
#36 to #35 - pulluspardus (08/14/2011) [-]
i have all their albums (and siouxsie's solo album) and a shirt
#37 to #36 - aliensexfiend (08/14/2011) [-]
As do I. :D  
  
Well, pirated all the albums but I'm slowly working to get them on physical copy. Got her solo on vinyl, and two shirts. Will be ordering more
As do I. :D

Well, pirated all the albums but I'm slowly working to get them on physical copy. Got her solo on vinyl, and two shirts. Will be ordering more
#38 to #37 - pulluspardus (08/14/2011) [-]
Here, can't hold all the CD's on one hand lol, but i LOVE that shirt, its my favorite.
#39 to #38 - aliensexfiend (08/14/2011) [-]
I too have that shirt, and it's also my favorite. It's very soft, not to mention just a great design. Here is my other shirt.
User avatar #13 - zekaiser (03/30/2011) [-]
I. AM. YOUR. FAAATTTHHHEEEERRRR
User avatar #14 to #13 - aliensexfiend (03/30/2011) [-]
DAD, YOU'RE BACK FROM IRAQ?
User avatar #15 to #14 - zekaiser (03/30/2011) [-]
Iraq?!? Who said I went to Iraq?!
User avatar #16 to #15 - aliensexfiend (03/30/2011) [-]
Nah, my dad's in Iraq now fighting terror and whatever the US Government is saying to keep us under illusions similar to that of McCarthyism. It's cool, bro.
User avatar #17 to #16 - zekaiser (03/30/2011) [-]
I see... What if someone in the US has a friend in Iraq :c
#18 to #17 - aliensexfiend (03/30/2011) [-]
I don't even want to know how sad that would be.
I don't even want to know how sad that would be.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - aliensexfiend (02/09/2011) [-]
Okay, mom. Shoot.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - aliensexfiend (02/09/2011) [-]
"A god complex is a non-clinical term generally used to describe an individual who consistently believes he or she can accomplish more than is humanly possible or that their opinion is automatically above those with whom he or she may disagree."


99.99995% of the Internet.


And yes, mom. I call EVERYONE mom.
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User avatar #6 to #5 - aliensexfiend (02/09/2011) [-]
It's coolio. Glenn Beck and Bill Maher are perfect examples of this.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - aliensexfiend (02/09/2011) [-]
**** THA PSYCHIATRIST

Mine told me I have schizophrenia.
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User avatar #10 to #9 - aliensexfiend (02/09/2011) [-]
Mine's in jail too!


He works there as a CO and beats inmates. Sometimes he plays music on the overhead like "I Fought The Law (And The Law Won)" and "Breaking the Law".
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User avatar #12 to #11 - aliensexfiend (02/09/2011) [-]
This one time around Fourth of July, as a joke they did a sign-up list for the inmates to go see fireworks. This was fake of course, however the inmates took it seriously and signed up. When one of them walked up to him asking when they'd go see fireworks, he told him "There are no fireworks, it was a ******* joke you dumbass" and the inmate started CRYING. This of course leads my dad to laugh harder, saying that "his mantears amuse him".
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