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Date Signed Up:12/31/2010
Last Login:12/08/2013
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#196 - >meet guy >pretty cool dude, close friends for month…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2012 on being friend zoned +9
#212 - megustatacos (01/06/2012) [-]
<--- Should've been like this to him.
User avatar #216 - aliensexfiend (01/06/2012) [-]
I should have. Although I did instead pass around his dick pic to all my friends.
#483 - megustatacos (01/06/2012) [-]
Oh well, that's good too.
<----Be like this next time u see him.
#133 - >be freshman goth chick in high school >take drama c… 01/03/2012 on Tard Stories 8 +44
#48 - Not all of us... 12/21/2011 on just liked the picture is all +7
#512 - Apparently it's about 30% or so. 12/21/2011 on Female +11
#155 - The 'before' girl looks like she would ride your dick with her… 12/21/2011 on shampoo commercial +14
#328 - Sorry, sir. Billy Mays was on the Heaven flight.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2011 on Facebook (1) +6
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#326 - Absolutely, sir. Would you like to be seated between Sarah Jes…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2011 on Facebook (1) +6
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User avatar #328 - aliensexfiend (12/19/2011) [-]
Sorry, sir. Billy Mays was on the Heaven flight.
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#443 - >be in high school >have cheerleaders >all of t… 12/19/2011 on High School Bitch +6
#83 - I enjoy the music very much, the aesthetics are breathtaking (… 12/18/2011 on Haha so true +1
#50 - >20-years-old >IQ of 133 >goth since late eleme…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2011 on Haha so true -9
#81 - Afrew (12/18/2011) [-]
Your life sounds incredibly easy, so why are you goth? You are exactly the same as the people you hate save for the clothing.
User avatar #105 - muthree (12/18/2011) [-]
A lifestyle is not defined based on whether or not you had a hard childhood. If you're into something, you're into something. That's it.
User avatar #83 - aliensexfiend (12/18/2011) [-]
I enjoy the music very much, the aesthetics are breathtaking (when done right), not to mention the people in the subculture are pretty from my experience pretty wonderful people. If you're actually curious, I recommend you messaging me.
#866 - Sorry, one of my retinas is slowly detaching. I RE… 12/13/2011 on An Internet Proposal 0
#858 - >lockers in the background >suggests academic setting…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2011 on An Internet Proposal -3
#868 - usernameerror (12/13/2011) [-]
smh... those are indoor wooden shutters for windows or closets
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User avatar #866 - aliensexfiend (12/13/2011) [-]
Sorry, one of my retinas is slowly detaching.


I REALLY need better medical coverage.
#900 - That's not even sexy, it looks like he just took a rancid shit… 12/01/2011 on The Sexy Stare -3
#381 - I am much more in favor of VTMB, thank you. 11/23/2011 on This game was the shit back... 0
#27 - It feels so damn good to be in college.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2011 on Incompetent Teacher 0
#35 - winniedawho (11/18/2011) [-]
if you are a transferee, its not.


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Berto es un crack..
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#286 - anonymous (11/15/2011) [-]
is that actually you? cute butt :3
#404 - yankadoodleshit (11/15/2011) [-]
What's with the red thumbs?
I swear FunnyJunk is turning into Richard Simmonsgot haters.
#487 - downstrait (11/15/2011) [-]
who told you anon automatically is male?
#490 - yankadoodleshit (11/15/2011) [-]
Stop confusing me.
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#53 - Months later... 11/15/2011 on Is that your sister? +8
#1106 - Me too. 11/07/2011 on Dear Admin +5
#1742 - I listen to Siouxsie & The Banshees, don't see me bitching…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2011 on What Happened To Good Music? +1
#1770 - anonymous (11/03/2011) [-]
you are a beautiful person
#137 - >be American loser in a long-distance relationship >b… 11/02/2011 on English stereotype all wrong ! +9
#604 - Luul Naive Passionate Cure I'M THE CURE, GUIZ 10/19/2011 on which one are you ? 0
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#452 - I laughed hysterically at Sheep-Shagger Land. Perhaps this is …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2011 on Unsolved Murder. Badass story. +2
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I thought that was Scotland

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User avatar #84 - pulluspardus (02/27/2012) [-]
Still not back ? O_o; where you been?
User avatar #85 to #85 - aliensexfiend (02/28/2012) [-]
Sorry, just not really much on FJ anymore.
User avatar #86 to #86 - pulluspardus (02/28/2012) [-]
ah, well how you been?
User avatar #87 to #87 - aliensexfiend (03/01/2012) [-]
Trying to get a job. -_-
User avatar #88 to #88 - pulluspardus (03/02/2012) [-]
Good luck ^_^ , Which kind of job ?
User avatar #89 to #89 - aliensexfiend (03/02/2012) [-]
Any job, honestly.
User avatar #90 to #90 - pulluspardus (03/03/2012) [-]
Any luck so far? , I've been there before, and I filed requests randomly at first , just to get enough money to get into what I REALLY liked, so far I'm doing good, though still studying in Law school while having that job.
User avatar #91 to #91 - aliensexfiend (03/12/2012) [-]
Hopefully I'll get there. Although I did celebrate my one-year anniversary with my boyfriend today, so all is good for the time being.
User avatar #83 - pulluspardus (02/10/2012) [-]
Hi there =D
how are you doing?
User avatar #76 - weinerdick (01/08/2012) [-]
I feel that I know you. I don't think I do. What do?
User avatar #77 to #77 - aliensexfiend (01/08/2012) [-]
You MIGHT have seen me comment every so often, but it's unlikely.
User avatar #78 to #78 - weinerdick (01/08/2012) [-]
I don't really look at names, so it is indeed unlikely.
Still, what do?
User avatar #79 to #79 - aliensexfiend (01/08/2012) [-]
Shove a banana up your ass until your prostate rings a bell?
User avatar #80 to #80 - weinerdick (01/08/2012) [-]
But I don't have enough money to give my prostate a bell :c
User avatar #81 to #81 - aliensexfiend (01/08/2012) [-]
>implying your prostate is not part bell
User avatar #82 to #82 - weinerdick (01/08/2012) [-]
...fair enough
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User avatar #41 - derpinton (09/03/2011) [-]
like i said im only 14.
User avatar #42 to #41 - aliensexfiend (09/03/2011) [-]
Oh, it's cool. I have two sisters who are about your age. At this point there shouldn't be any pressure to feel bad about being a virgin. But at least talk to the girl a bit more. Do you have anything in common?
User avatar #43 to #42 - derpinton (09/03/2011) [-]
well yes and no. im just happy around her, no matter what but today i got back from us hanging out at 6flags and she was on line with her friend and well i didnt want to go on it and i sat down and waved and smiled at me, as she turned back around she had a nasty look on her face...... that ruined my day with her
User avatar #44 to #43 - aliensexfiend (09/03/2011) [-]
Seriously man, she likes you. I know this is gonna sound harsh and it sounds difficult now but years ago I was in the same position. DO NOT let this opportunity go, or you will spend the rest of your life regretting it. It seems better not to do anything now but if you don't do anything she's going to lose interest and go elsewhere. Stay with her, and let it run its natural course or else you'll live on wishing you did.
User avatar #45 to #44 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
but im shy and kind. I dont want to bother her though. Also thought you were a girl?
User avatar #46 to #45 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
I am. When I was fourteen (almost six years ago) I was in a very similar position with a guy, and I was too shy about it. Being kind doesn't mean you have to be shy and submissive; you can stand up for yourself without being an asshole.
User avatar #47 to #46 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
so what should i do then?
User avatar #48 to #47 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
Keep cool. Don't try too hard, but just keep calm and hang with her. If she asks you somewhere, go with her (unless it's shopping or something horrible like that, but otherwise just try to hang with her). If she wants to get to know you better and hang out more, she's clearly interested if not very slightly intrigued by you. Girls like confidence; not being a self-centered and cocky asshole, but a guy who is assured that he can do things.
User avatar #50 to #48 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
so just act friendly/go places/show her i care/ help her/ and so on......thank you
User avatar #49 to #48 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
i wont mind shopping with her, shes 16 im 15 she knows i ant buy her much. So like just show her i love her, and she'll see that i do? and then she will........?
User avatar #51 to #49 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
You said you're 14.

But yeah, that's the gist of it. And if she gives obvious advances that she's attracted to you, DO NOT ignore them or brush them off. Subtly show that you feel the same way, or on the same level of intensity that she is flirting.
User avatar #52 to #51 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
im 15 in 2 hours.... well today are friend got a mood ring, and i tryed it and it turned light blue which is Love, then the girl i like tryed it and it also was Love...we were laughing for a bit. She doesnt flirt with me at all, so thats why i got doubt about us dating
#53 to #52 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
Happy birthday, I suppose. Anyways, one tell-tale sign of attraction is pupil dilation. In the diagram to your left is two eyes. The eye on the left is a normal pupil, whereas the one on the right is a dilated pupil. When someone is in contact with a person they're attracted to, they're pupils dilate and become bigger. Bear in mind that dark rooms and drug use have the same effect, but if in a decently-lit room and she is sober, if her pupils are dilated and it's just you two then it is a sign that she's into you.
User avatar #54 to #53 - derpinton (09/04/2011) [-]
thank you. and ill try this. is there like any physical signs?
User avatar #55 to #54 - aliensexfiend (09/04/2011) [-]
Of course! Communication is at least 90% body language. Asides from pupil dilation, there are several other signs. The most common signs for girls is playing with their hair, laughing/giggling a lot, smiling, touching (like if you say something funny she'll playfully push you or something like that).

Here, this is a pretty good account of ways to tell if a girl likes you: You need to login to view this link
User avatar #56 to #55 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
she does 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 thats it so far...... do you think that she will like me? i also have been having alot of dreams about her and I.
User avatar #57 to #56 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
It's possible. Seeing that it is/was your birthday, did she do anything for it?
User avatar #58 to #57 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
said HAPPY BIRTHDAY
User avatar #59 to #58 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
...That's it?
User avatar #60 to #59 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
yea, she lives 5 miles away.
User avatar #61 to #60 - aliensexfiend (09/05/2011) [-]
Has you done anything recently that would make her mad?
User avatar #63 to #61 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
she said no never why.
and im sorry for saying i was only 14 that was for someone else and just noticing
User avatar #62 to #61 - derpinton (09/05/2011) [-]
just asked
#34 - pulluspardus (08/14/2011) [-]
You even like Rachel Rotten O_o;
User avatar #35 to #34 - aliensexfiend (08/14/2011) [-]
I really do. D:

And if you haven't sifted through my previous comments already, I am a big Siouxsie & The Banshees fan.
#36 to #35 - pulluspardus (08/14/2011) [-]
i have all their albums (and siouxsie's solo album) and a shirt
#37 to #36 - aliensexfiend (08/14/2011) [-]
As do I. :D  
  
Well, pirated all the albums but I'm slowly working to get them on physical copy. Got her solo on vinyl, and two shirts. Will be ordering more
As do I. :D

Well, pirated all the albums but I'm slowly working to get them on physical copy. Got her solo on vinyl, and two shirts. Will be ordering more
#38 to #37 - pulluspardus (08/14/2011) [-]
Here, can't hold all the CD's on one hand lol, but i LOVE that shirt, its my favorite.
#39 to #38 - aliensexfiend (08/14/2011) [-]
I too have that shirt, and it's also my favorite. It's very soft, not to mention just a great design. Here is my other shirt.
User avatar #13 - zekaiser (03/30/2011) [-]
I. AM. YOUR. FAAATTTHHHEEEERRRR
User avatar #14 to #13 - aliensexfiend (03/30/2011) [-]
DAD, YOU'RE BACK FROM IRAQ?
User avatar #15 to #14 - zekaiser (03/30/2011) [-]
Iraq?!? Who said I went to Iraq?!
User avatar #16 to #15 - aliensexfiend (03/30/2011) [-]
Nah, my dad's in Iraq now fighting terror and whatever the US Government is saying to keep us under illusions similar to that of McCarthyism. It's cool, bro.
User avatar #17 to #16 - zekaiser (03/30/2011) [-]
I see... What if someone in the US has a friend in Iraq :c
#18 to #17 - aliensexfiend (03/30/2011) [-]
I don't even want to know how sad that would be.
I don't even want to know how sad that would be.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - aliensexfiend (02/09/2011) [-]
Okay, mom. Shoot.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - aliensexfiend (02/09/2011) [-]
"A god complex is a non-clinical term generally used to describe an individual who consistently believes he or she can accomplish more than is humanly possible or that their opinion is automatically above those with whom he or she may disagree."


99.99995% of the Internet.


And yes, mom. I call EVERYONE mom.
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User avatar #6 to #5 - aliensexfiend (02/09/2011) [-]
It's coolio. Glenn Beck and Bill Maher are perfect examples of this.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - aliensexfiend (02/09/2011) [-]
FUCK THA PSYCHIATRIST

Mine told me I have schizophrenia.
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User avatar #10 to #9 - aliensexfiend (02/09/2011) [-]
Mine's in jail too!


He works there as a CO and beats inmates. Sometimes he plays music on the overhead like "I Fought The Law (And The Law Won)" and "Breaking the Law".
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User avatar #12 to #11 - aliensexfiend (02/09/2011) [-]
This one time around Fourth of July, as a joke they did a sign-up list for the inmates to go see fireworks. This was fake of course, however the inmates took it seriously and signed up. When one of them walked up to him asking when they'd go see fireworks, he told him "There are no fireworks, it was a fucking joke you dumbass" and the inmate started CRYING. This of course leads my dad to laugh harder, saying that "his mantears amuse him".
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