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#88 - Picture 09/19/2014 on Change your FJ passwords... +10
#1 - OP's day must have been pretty lame if this is its highlight  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on Kids +51
#2 - xxjmacxx (09/18/2014) [-]
She was probably just tired
#18 - but what does the "ne" part stnd for? how is it used?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on Stop 0
User avatar #19 - optimussum (09/18/2014) [-]
its kind of like saying "right?" or "doesnt it?"
#5 - this roll 09/18/2014 on DYK Comp #56 +4
#24 - Picture 09/18/2014 on Around The Internet PART 14 +13
#16 - translation pleeeeeeease?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Stop 0
User avatar #20 - creepydudewatching (09/18/2014) [-]
I think it means "Senpai, I have no feelings for you" or something like that
#17 - 4chan refugee (09/18/2014) [-]
But, senpai, it feel so good, ne.
User avatar #18 - alfonshister (09/18/2014) [-]
but what does the "ne" part stnd for? how is it used?
User avatar #19 - optimussum (09/18/2014) [-]
its kind of like saying "right?" or "doesnt it?"
#46 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Garen free week +2
User avatar #67 - procrasturbate (09/18/2014) [-]
Should have brought Soraka
User avatar #55 - killthebilly (09/18/2014) [-]
i can almost hear them shouting "OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK".
#45 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Garen free week +4
#46 - alfonshister (09/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #67 - procrasturbate (09/18/2014) [-]
Should have brought Soraka
User avatar #55 - killthebilly (09/18/2014) [-]
i can almost hear them shouting "OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK".
#44 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Garen free week +7
#45 - alfonshister (09/18/2014) [-]
#46 - alfonshister (09/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #67 - procrasturbate (09/18/2014) [-]
Should have brought Soraka
User avatar #55 - killthebilly (09/18/2014) [-]
i can almost hear them shouting "OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK".
#13 - Comment deleted 09/13/2014 on Capitalism 0

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#36 to #35 - syrianassassin (08/30/2014) [-]
being a nazi is the best choice to be in a part of political party
being a nazi is the best choice to be in a part of political party
#34 to #33 - alfonshister (08/30/2014) [-]
10/10
10/10

#10 - syrianassassin (08/09/2014) [-]
am i the only buddy of yours?
am i the only buddy of yours?
#11 to #10 - alfonshister (08/09/2014) [-]
Im afraid you are!
Im afraid you are!
#12 to #11 - syrianassassin (08/09/2014) [-]
ALLAHU AKBAR!

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

-runs to you and explodes-
User avatar #13 to #12 - alfonshister (08/09/2014) [-]
>shekel
>akbaring

Pick one
#14 to #13 - syrianassassin (08/09/2014) [-]
why not both?
#15 to #14 - alfonshister (08/10/2014) [-]
i personally know it's illogical. Trust me.
i personally know it's illogical. Trust me.
#16 to #15 - syrianassassin (08/10/2014) [-]
well, im muslim.

just pretending to be jew for the lulz
User avatar #17 to #16 - alfonshister (08/10/2014) [-]
Then you are at the right neighbourhood bro

although i dont reaeaaaaaally like some of the Islam-related post on this site.
just saying.

wassalamu aleikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh
#18 to #17 - syrianassassin (08/10/2014) [-]
i do respect all. disrespect me and **** will happen.

and you are arab or muslim??????
User avatar #19 to #18 - alfonshister (08/10/2014) [-]
both :3
#20 to #19 - syrianassassin (08/10/2014) [-]
where are you from?
where are you from?
#21 to #20 - alfonshister (08/10/2014) [-]
Parents from syria, living in germany today.    
Let me guess: you must be from syria too
Parents from syria, living in germany today.
Let me guess: you must be from syria too
#22 to #21 - syrianassassin (08/10/2014) [-]
and you ****** why didnt you say that from longtime!

im from syria, halab live in kuwait
User avatar #23 to #22 - alfonshister (08/10/2014) [-]
Damascenian, as i see. same with me

welcome to my home! Have a seat and enjoy your stay
User avatar #24 to #23 - syrianassassin (08/10/2014) [-]
so how is germany now?
User avatar #25 to #24 - alfonshister (08/10/2014) [-]
considering that i have been born here dont worry, can write and speak it's quite okay. You adapt to the church bells on sundays after some weeks, but it's quite annoying for new visitors. My uncle came a year and a month ago i had to fill some paper work for him, im still doing btw and the sons of the daughter of my aunt came here two weeks ago. As you see, i got some work.
And university starts in a month. Yup. plenty of work.
#26 to #25 - syrianassassin (08/10/2014) [-]
i work and study in the same university.   
   
i study ITC and work as a vice rector of adm.inistration affairs assistant
i work and study in the same university.

i study ITC and work as a vice rector of adm.inistration affairs assistant
User avatar #27 to #26 - alfonshister (08/10/2014) [-]
wow
nice

and still you visit sites like these
#28 to #27 - syrianassassin (08/10/2014) [-]
i have my reasons.

religion board is the answer

going full anti-atheists and anti-zionist is fun!

plus im famouse for being tracked by the JIDF
www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152562981123142&set=pb.28798913141.-2207520000.1406043954.&type=1&theater
User avatar #31 to #28 - alfonshister (08/10/2014) [-]
You are doing God's work

litterally

keep it up!
#32 to #31 - syrianassassin (08/10/2014) [-]
go to the religion board and see the first 5 pages   
   
add me on skype: syrianassassin
go to the religion board and see the first 5 pages

add me on skype: syrianassassin
#29 to #28 - alfonshister (08/10/2014) [-]
JIDF
first time i read this name and i already dont like it
tell me more!
#30 to #29 - syrianassassin (08/10/2014) [-]
Jewish Internet Defense Force

they are some faggots and kikes got payed for spreading their own Zionist propaganda to tell lies about the situation in Palestine.

they are mostly gays, faggots, trannys, kikes and more weird ********

the picture describe them well
#7 - greedtheavaricious (08/02/2014) [-]
YOU CAN'T KILL THE METAL!
User avatar #8 to #7 - alfonshister (08/04/2014) [-]
Dude

I love you
#9 to #8 - greedtheavaricious (08/05/2014) [-]
Love ya too, buddy.
Love ya too, buddy.
#6 - albertjester (06/30/2014) [-]
asuming it was that comment with the hitler manga, i think the post was deleted or something, i honestly have no idea, but i think someone once said it was something about the world powers settling political disputes with majong or something.
#1 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
you like my shekels goyim
User avatar #2 to #1 - alfonshister (06/02/2014) [-]
Saved :3
I do collect different kinds of coins too, mostly of europe and euros. No idea what im gonna do with them later
#3 to #2 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
SHOW ME THEM GOYIM!!!!
SHOW ME THEM GOYIM!!!!
User avatar #4 to #3 - alfonshister (06/02/2014) [-]
Asap. After im out of the toilet
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