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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: Ghettospaghetto
Youtube Channel: PetrosSiamendes
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Video Games Played: Everything Ever.
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Interests: Vidya. Socializing. Everything.
Date Signed Up:1/24/2011
Last Login:9/17/2014
Location:New Amsterdam
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User avatar #206 - warioteam ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
sup bitch
User avatar #207 to #206 - alfjnn (06/01/2014) [-]
Hey pal; the **** is up?
User avatar #208 to #207 - warioteam ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
moosic n ****
#204 - shadowrated (05/11/2014) [-]
Thanks for the screenshot man
User avatar #205 to #204 - alfjnn (05/12/2014) [-]
You're welcome dude!
#200 - hahahaheidi (01/30/2014) [-]
Mfw your gamertag ya sillygoose
User avatar #202 to #200 - alfjnn (01/31/2014) [-]
Yeah~ It's pretty silly.
User avatar #189 - revengeforfreeze (01/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #190 to #189 - alfjnn (01/16/2014) [-]
Yeah I am.
What's up?
User avatar #197 to #190 - revengeforfreeze (01/28/2014) [-]
hey, you moved from NY?
User avatar #198 to #197 - alfjnn (01/28/2014) [-]
Nah I live in NYC
User avatar #199 to #198 - revengeforfreeze (01/28/2014) [-]
>New Amsterdam

**** .. I forgot.. shamefur dispray.
User avatar #191 to #190 - revengeforfreeze (01/16/2014) [-]
Ah ye
Just curious. You remember user candidvres somethnig?
(im in the giant skype group with Armael, leal etc)
User avatar #192 to #191 - leal (01/16/2014) [-]
dafuq u want
User avatar #193 to #192 - revengeforfreeze (01/16/2014) [-]
I want you nothing.
Just look at the context in which my comment was posted. It's nothing more about you than that I was in your chat.
User avatar #194 to #193 - leal (01/16/2014) [-]
Then don't ******* mention me unless you want to be banned.
User avatar #195 to #194 - revengeforfreeze (01/16/2014) [-]
What? From the chat?

Man, ******* chill out, why are you so mad
I'm not gonna censor a word just because you get a orange mark which you optionally have to click and a little "pop"

******* take it easy
#182 - microfan **User deleted account** (06/02/2013) [-]
Пичку материна на западне свиње (my serbian is really bad xD)
#183 to #182 - alfjnn (06/02/2013) [-]
Майната им на запад! (My Bulgarian is awful D
User avatar #184 to #183 - microfan **User deleted account** (06/02/2013) [-]
you're awesome
User avatar #185 to #184 - alfjnn (06/02/2013) [-]
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#165 to #164 - alfjnn (12/23/2012) [-]
Thanks bro!   
You too.
Thanks bro!
You too.
User avatar #153 - downwiththesicknes (11/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #154 to #153 - downwiththesicknes (11/22/2012) [-]
someone else who doesn't worship NPH
User avatar #155 to #154 - alfjnn (11/22/2012) [-]
I honestly don't see what the big deal about him is.
He's like, Another actor.
He doesn't even write his own material.

Just because he's ghey and carries an entire sitcom, doesn't make him talented or 'charming'

Then Again I absolutely hate these stupid ******* Modern Sitcoms. Sullivan's Bar, TBBT, Two and a half men, etc.
User avatar #156 to #155 - downwiththesicknes (11/22/2012) [-]
I don't mind HIMYM, or TBBT or 2AAHM to be honest. But I ******* hate how the entire world treats him like a ******* god. His character if a cunt anyway
User avatar #157 to #156 - alfjnn (11/22/2012) [-]
He's also a dick irl, from what I hear.
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User avatar #146 to #145 - alfjnn (10/19/2012) [-]
Sup Bre, how can I help you?
#138 - Lewx (10/08/2012) [-]
#139 to #138 - alfjnn (10/08/2012) [-]
#137 - funmanigro (10/08/2012) [-]
care to give me a Saddam? you have two already, and i 						*******					 love this guy. Also when the items came out i had a 						********					 of items including the &quot;jimmie rustler&quot; one and 3 hitlers, but for some reason all my items were deleted    
mfw i lost over 30 flours
care to give me a Saddam? you have two already, and i ******* love this guy. Also when the items came out i had a ******** of items including the "jimmie rustler" one and 3 hitlers, but for some reason all my items were deleted
mfw i lost over 30 flours
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User avatar #133 to #132 - alfjnn (10/04/2012) [-]
Dunno if I can trust you man.
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User avatar #135 to #134 - alfjnn (10/04/2012) [-]
Relax bre. I joke. But nawh.

I have developed a complex relationship with my items.
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#125 - anonymous (09/29/2012) [-]
Good job copying UGO's TBBT article
User avatar #126 to #125 - alfjnn (09/29/2012) [-]
#123 - dilara (09/25/2012) [-]
HI. I guess you're my new friend.
HI. I guess you're my new friend.
#124 to #123 - alfjnn (09/25/2012) [-]
Oy! Hello Frond!
User avatar #115 - spacky (09/22/2012) [-]
I have got to say I have only viewed a few of your comments, and you are one of the most intelligent men I have ever seen on here.

Full respect to you, my good sir.
User avatar #116 to #115 - alfjnn (09/22/2012) [-]

I don't even know how to Internet, man.

But I appriciate the complement. Thank you.

But uhh.. which comments are you referring to, broh?
The Political ones, the TF2 is Casual ones, or the Religion and Science need to stop bitchin eachother out ones?
User avatar #117 to #116 - spacky (09/22/2012) [-]
You're very welcome.

I've read the Political Ones, and I'm looking forward to reading your Scientific ones.
User avatar #118 to #117 - alfjnn (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm not even Scientific about it.
I just figure that Science has no place in Faith, and Faith has No place in Science. (I'm more of a Spiritualist when it comes to like. Morality and **** , but when it comes to how the world works, science is the way to go.)
User avatar #119 to #118 - spacky (09/22/2012) [-]
I agree with you completely. Although it is ignorant to think one higher being could not have possibly have created the universe and everything in it, it is highly unlikely that it was. I'm a Christian myself, but my faith is battered down by Science, and I think that the constant battle between the two is unnecessary, since I have created a comprimise.

And again, I agree with you. You cannot witness an Earthquake and then say it was God. It's been proven scientifically that it is due to The Mantle, and Continental Drift.
User avatar #120 to #119 - alfjnn (09/22/2012) [-]
Well yeah broh.
I mean like ultimately, there is no proof either way, ofcourse there's evidence, but never any physical proof. So throughout history, and towards the future, there's always going to be non believers and believers and people who like to insinuate fighting.
There's always going to be great people who let others be, and horrid people who force their customs on others, but that is just the way Humanity works.

You have people like yourself, and then you have people like WBC. Same Religion (Supposedly) Completely different viewpoints.

Same goes for Atheism, you have Totalitarian Societies which do not Tolerate Religion at all, and then you have your regular every day atheist who doesn't mind that people have different views than them.

Ultimately, I see the bible as Moral stories, and ways of explaining things to the Archaic Man, when there really was no other explanation. Honestly, that's what faith is, believing in something regardless of its existence. Of course, people don't know that God is there, or that he's not, but believing in him, regardless of his presence, is the point. And yet Day after Day Aggressive Atheists try to disprove every last Religious Text, by pointing out Scientific Fallacies.
It's a bit retarded if you ask me.


Like I said brobro, Science has no place in Faith, Faith has no place in Science.
User avatar #121 to #120 - spacky (09/22/2012) [-]
One of the best replies I've ever seen.

User avatar #122 to #121 - alfjnn (09/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #94 - alekksandar (09/16/2012) [-]
Brate nisam znao da si Srbin, sto nerece?

User avatar #95 to #94 - alfjnn (09/16/2012) [-]
Srpske-Americki, Ja sam Imigrant, brate.
User avatar #96 to #95 - alekksandar (09/16/2012) [-]
cekaj... ti iz srbije u ameriku ili iz amerike u srbiju o_O
User avatar #97 to #96 - alfjnn (09/16/2012) [-]
Iz Srbije , u Ameriku, rofl.
User avatar #98 to #97 - alekksandar (09/16/2012) [-]
da talkujem english then?
User avatar #99 to #98 - alfjnn (09/16/2012) [-]
Yeah, sure bro. My Serbian Grammar is awful, I forgot a lot of it when coming over here, man.
#87 - flyingwhale (09/07/2012) [-]
*****					 you Greek?
***** you Greek?
User avatar #89 to #87 - alfjnn (09/07/2012) [-]
And holy **** . Epic nostalgia from that gif
User avatar #88 to #87 - alfjnn (09/07/2012) [-]
Nai Filos.
Greko-Serbo-Bulgaro-American (Immigrant)
#90 to #88 - flyingwhale (09/07/2012) [-]
niiice.i like you. you get friend request.You live in the USA now i guess?ever lived in Greece?
niiice.i like you. you get friend request.You live in the USA now i guess?ever lived in Greece?
User avatar #91 to #90 - alfjnn (09/07/2012) [-]
Yeah for like two Months when visiting Family, in the Laconia.

******* Horio, filos.
There wasn't a phone in the village until 1982!
User avatar #92 to #91 - flyingwhale (09/07/2012) [-]
Well well it seems we have a little Spartan over here huh?I live in Rhodes btw
User avatar #93 to #92 - alfjnn (09/07/2012) [-]
Yeah Bro. The Village is called Talanda.

And Nice bro Rhodes is boss as **** .
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User avatar #84 - bronhije (08/25/2012) [-]
Ajoj socijalista biseksualni pagan furi od 19 godina u Srbiji, tvoj život mora da je patnja. :)

Nu, bitno pitanje je da li te je paganizam povuko da slušaš paganski metal ili neofolk?
User avatar #85 to #84 - alfjnn (08/25/2012) [-]
I listen to both Folk Metal and Pagan Metal. :O
And Nawh, I live in United States now, I'm an Immigrant from Serbia. 19 is just the public story, I'm actually seventeen.
Other than that, everything else is true x3
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