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#150 - lolol Look up stop and search in New York; then talk to us… 09/16/2014 on NYC Bike lane 0
#148 - Why do we city folk have to bank roll your garbage small towns… 09/16/2014 on NYC Bike lane 0
#147 - Living in new york is interesting. Ultimately, it's g… 09/16/2014 on NYC Bike lane 0
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#32 - Cyclist from NYC here. Listen okay. He is absolut… 09/16/2014 on NYC Bike lane 0
#29 - New Yorker Here (Swell with Douchebags and Hair Gel) …  [+] (15 new replies) 09/16/2014 on NYC Bike lane +22
#116 - CIS White Male (09/16/2014) [-]
whats it like to live in NYC? i really wanna move but not sure if i should go to the big apple ya feel, my nigga?

User avatar #147 - alfjnn (09/16/2014) [-]
Living in new york is interesting.

Ultimately, it's gonna come down to cost of living, and if you can work a job that earns you enough cash to support yourself.

Beyond that, winters are cold as fuck, and we get wicked snow. Summers can be hot, but they're usually pretty mild, never really going above 90.

People here are friendly, specially out in the sticks (Queens, Statan Island) we're all very social (cept on trains and buses) New York really isn't one great big city, but a union of small neighborhoods each with their own flavor. I live in Astoria (Greek Neighborhood) Drive barely a mile, and you're in little Korea (Flushing) About 49% Of the City's population is foreign born, so if you're comming from Anytown, USA you're gonna notice it immediately.

Food's cheap, pot's cheap, liquor's cheap, movies are expensive.

Walmart is illegal here, and you're often scoffed for shopping at chain franchises; most people here go to local private owned businesses; especially in Brooklyn where everything is all Artisan and crafty, not to mention the hipsters.

Soda above 16oz isn't illegal like some people think. Marijuana is decriminalized and generally accepted amongst young and middle aged people.

Though the police here do have a tendancy to do what's called stop and search (If you look suspicious, they can ask you to empty your pockets and what not)

It is cool that everything is accessable by walking, and there is no real reason to own a car.

But that's pretty much it.
User avatar #84 - FishMonster (09/16/2014) [-]
Why the hell do we upstate folk have to deal with your shit
User avatar #148 - alfjnn (09/16/2014) [-]
Why do we city folk have to bank roll your garbage small towns and farmland?

Fucking Hicks.
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User avatar #36 - MrDeadiron (09/16/2014) [-]
Fuck Bloomberg.
User avatar #41 - kanatana (09/16/2014) [-]
What did Bloomberg do to you?
User avatar #49 - MrDeadiron (09/16/2014) [-]
He basically tried to turn NY into the nanny state.
User avatar #47 - cheeseboyofdoom (09/16/2014) [-]
Taxes soda a lot, tried to ban soda above a certain size honestly I don't drink that much soda, but a ban on certain sizes is bullshit , he supports retarded ass weapons laws, guns specifically.
User avatar #48 - kanatana (09/16/2014) [-]
Well... I think that if fatties want to get their soda, something that without a doubt contributes to health and weight issues, they should pay out the ass for it, and I actually think that stricter gun control is important.
User avatar #50 - cheeseboyofdoom (09/16/2014) [-]
If Bloomberg and his cronies had their way, all guns everywhere would be illegal.
User avatar #51 - kanatana (09/16/2014) [-]
People aren't taking responsibility for themselves, their health, or the safety of the general population, so it makes sense that the government had to step in somewhere.
User avatar #79 - thatoneiranianguy (09/16/2014) [-]
That's a really piss poor solution if you have to look to a corrupt government in shambles to fix your problems.

Instead of doing that, why don't you actually fix the cultural and education issue that's present? Oh, wait that would be the logical thing to do.
User avatar #78 - cheeseboyofdoom (09/16/2014) [-]
True, the government has a responsibility to its citizens to protect them, but sometimes it can go to far. The NSA is a good example of government overreaching its power. IMO the idea of a nanny state is not appealing.
User avatar #150 - alfjnn (09/16/2014) [-]
Look up stop and search in New York; then talk to us about freedom.
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#24 - HFW 09/16/2014 on Brother!? +1
#32 - Yep. I use ESET (I Used to be an IT guy for Microcenter, s… 09/16/2014 on AVG feels so good +1
#61 - Man. Where is this gif from? I've totally forgotten.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on Gap 0
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User avatar #206 - warioteam ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
sup bitch
User avatar #207 to #206 - alfjnn (06/01/2014) [-]
Hey pal; the **** is up?
User avatar #208 to #207 - warioteam ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
moosic n ****
#204 - shadowrated (05/11/2014) [-]
Thanks for the screenshot man
User avatar #205 to #204 - alfjnn (05/12/2014) [-]
You're welcome dude!
#200 - hahahaheidi (01/30/2014) [-]
Mfw your gamertag ya sillygoose
User avatar #202 to #200 - alfjnn (01/31/2014) [-]
Yeah~ It's pretty silly.
User avatar #189 - revengeforfreeze (01/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #190 to #189 - alfjnn (01/16/2014) [-]
Yeah I am.
What's up?
User avatar #197 to #190 - revengeforfreeze (01/28/2014) [-]
hey, you moved from NY?
User avatar #198 to #197 - alfjnn (01/28/2014) [-]
Nah I live in NYC
User avatar #199 to #198 - revengeforfreeze (01/28/2014) [-]
>New Amsterdam

**** .. I forgot.. shamefur dispray.
User avatar #191 to #190 - revengeforfreeze (01/16/2014) [-]
Ah ye
Just curious. You remember user candidvres somethnig?
(im in the giant skype group with Armael, leal etc)
User avatar #192 to #191 - leal (01/16/2014) [-]
dafuq u want
User avatar #193 to #192 - revengeforfreeze (01/16/2014) [-]
I want you nothing.
Just look at the context in which my comment was posted. It's nothing more about you than that I was in your chat.
User avatar #194 to #193 - leal (01/16/2014) [-]
Then don't ******* mention me unless you want to be banned.
User avatar #195 to #194 - revengeforfreeze (01/16/2014) [-]
What? From the chat?

Man, ******* chill out, why are you so mad
I'm not gonna censor a word just because you get a orange mark which you optionally have to click and a little "pop"

******* take it easy
#182 - microfan **User deleted account** (06/02/2013) [-]
Пичку материна на западне свиње (my serbian is really bad xD)
#183 to #182 - alfjnn (06/02/2013) [-]
Майната им на запад! (My Bulgarian is awful D
User avatar #184 to #183 - microfan **User deleted account** (06/02/2013) [-]
you're awesome
User avatar #185 to #184 - alfjnn (06/02/2013) [-]
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#165 to #164 - alfjnn (12/23/2012) [-]
Thanks bro!   
You too.
Thanks bro!
You too.
User avatar #153 - downwiththesicknes (11/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #154 to #153 - downwiththesicknes (11/22/2012) [-]
someone else who doesn't worship NPH
User avatar #155 to #154 - alfjnn (11/22/2012) [-]
I honestly don't see what the big deal about him is.
He's like, Another actor.
He doesn't even write his own material.

Just because he's ghey and carries an entire sitcom, doesn't make him talented or 'charming'

Then Again I absolutely hate these stupid ******* Modern Sitcoms. Sullivan's Bar, TBBT, Two and a half men, etc.
User avatar #156 to #155 - downwiththesicknes (11/22/2012) [-]
I don't mind HIMYM, or TBBT or 2AAHM to be honest. But I ******* hate how the entire world treats him like a ******* god. His character if a cunt anyway
User avatar #157 to #156 - alfjnn (11/22/2012) [-]
He's also a dick irl, from what I hear.
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User avatar #146 to #145 - alfjnn (10/19/2012) [-]
Sup Bre, how can I help you?
#138 - Lewx (10/08/2012) [-]
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#137 - funmanigro (10/08/2012) [-]
care to give me a Saddam? you have two already, and i 						*******					 love this guy. Also when the items came out i had a 						********					 of items including the &quot;jimmie rustler&quot; one and 3 hitlers, but for some reason all my items were deleted    
mfw i lost over 30 flours
care to give me a Saddam? you have two already, and i ******* love this guy. Also when the items came out i had a ******** of items including the "jimmie rustler" one and 3 hitlers, but for some reason all my items were deleted
mfw i lost over 30 flours
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User avatar #133 to #132 - alfjnn (10/04/2012) [-]
Dunno if I can trust you man.
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User avatar #135 to #134 - alfjnn (10/04/2012) [-]
Relax bre. I joke. But nawh.

I have developed a complex relationship with my items.
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#125 - CIS White Male (09/29/2012) [-]
Good job copying UGO's TBBT article
User avatar #126 to #125 - alfjnn (09/29/2012) [-]
#123 - dilara (09/25/2012) [-]
HI. I guess you're my new friend.
HI. I guess you're my new friend.
#124 to #123 - alfjnn (09/25/2012) [-]
Oy! Hello Frond!
User avatar #115 - spacky (09/22/2012) [-]
I have got to say I have only viewed a few of your comments, and you are one of the most intelligent men I have ever seen on here.

Full respect to you, my good sir.
User avatar #116 to #115 - alfjnn (09/22/2012) [-]

I don't even know how to Internet, man.

But I appriciate the complement. Thank you.

But uhh.. which comments are you referring to, broh?
The Political ones, the TF2 is Casual ones, or the Religion and Science need to stop bitchin eachother out ones?
User avatar #117 to #116 - spacky (09/22/2012) [-]
You're very welcome.

I've read the Political Ones, and I'm looking forward to reading your Scientific ones.
User avatar #118 to #117 - alfjnn (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm not even Scientific about it.
I just figure that Science has no place in Faith, and Faith has No place in Science. (I'm more of a Spiritualist when it comes to like. Morality and **** , but when it comes to how the world works, science is the way to go.)
User avatar #119 to #118 - spacky (09/22/2012) [-]
I agree with you completely. Although it is ignorant to think one higher being could not have possibly have created the universe and everything in it, it is highly unlikely that it was. I'm a Christian myself, but my faith is battered down by Science, and I think that the constant battle between the two is unnecessary, since I have created a comprimise.

And again, I agree with you. You cannot witness an Earthquake and then say it was God. It's been proven scientifically that it is due to The Mantle, and Continental Drift.
User avatar #120 to #119 - alfjnn (09/22/2012) [-]
Well yeah broh.
I mean like ultimately, there is no proof either way, ofcourse there's evidence, but never any physical proof. So throughout history, and towards the future, there's always going to be non believers and believers and people who like to insinuate fighting.
There's always going to be great people who let others be, and horrid people who force their customs on others, but that is just the way Humanity works.

You have people like yourself, and then you have people like WBC. Same Religion (Supposedly) Completely different viewpoints.

Same goes for Atheism, you have Totalitarian Societies which do not Tolerate Religion at all, and then you have your regular every day atheist who doesn't mind that people have different views than them.

Ultimately, I see the bible as Moral stories, and ways of explaining things to the Archaic Man, when there really was no other explanation. Honestly, that's what faith is, believing in something regardless of its existence. Of course, people don't know that God is there, or that he's not, but believing in him, regardless of his presence, is the point. And yet Day after Day Aggressive Atheists try to disprove every last Religious Text, by pointing out Scientific Fallacies.
It's a bit retarded if you ask me.


Like I said brobro, Science has no place in Faith, Faith has no place in Science.
User avatar #121 to #120 - spacky (09/22/2012) [-]
One of the best replies I've ever seen.

User avatar #122 to #121 - alfjnn (09/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #94 - alekksandar (09/16/2012) [-]
Brate nisam znao da si Srbin, sto nerece?

User avatar #95 to #94 - alfjnn (09/16/2012) [-]
Srpske-Americki, Ja sam Imigrant, brate.
User avatar #96 to #95 - alekksandar (09/16/2012) [-]
cekaj... ti iz srbije u ameriku ili iz amerike u srbiju o_O
User avatar #97 to #96 - alfjnn (09/16/2012) [-]
Iz Srbije , u Ameriku, rofl.
User avatar #98 to #97 - alekksandar (09/16/2012) [-]
da talkujem english then?
User avatar #99 to #98 - alfjnn (09/16/2012) [-]
Yeah, sure bro. My Serbian Grammar is awful, I forgot a lot of it when coming over here, man.
#87 - flyingwhale (09/07/2012) [-]
*****					 you Greek?
***** you Greek?
User avatar #89 to #87 - alfjnn (09/07/2012) [-]
And holy **** . Epic nostalgia from that gif
User avatar #88 to #87 - alfjnn (09/07/2012) [-]
Nai Filos.
Greko-Serbo-Bulgaro-American (Immigrant)
#90 to #88 - flyingwhale (09/07/2012) [-]
niiice.i like you. you get friend request.You live in the USA now i guess?ever lived in Greece?
niiice.i like you. you get friend request.You live in the USA now i guess?ever lived in Greece?
User avatar #91 to #90 - alfjnn (09/07/2012) [-]
Yeah for like two Months when visiting Family, in the Laconia.

******* Horio, filos.
There wasn't a phone in the village until 1982!
User avatar #92 to #91 - flyingwhale (09/07/2012) [-]
Well well it seems we have a little Spartan over here huh?I live in Rhodes btw
User avatar #93 to #92 - alfjnn (09/07/2012) [-]
Yeah Bro. The Village is called Talanda.

And Nice bro Rhodes is boss as **** .
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User avatar #84 - bronhije (08/25/2012) [-]
Ajoj socijalista biseksualni pagan furi od 19 godina u Srbiji, tvoj život mora da je patnja. :)

Nu, bitno pitanje je da li te je paganizam povuko da slušaš paganski metal ili neofolk?
User avatar #85 to #84 - alfjnn (08/25/2012) [-]
I listen to both Folk Metal and Pagan Metal. :O
And Nawh, I live in United States now, I'm an Immigrant from Serbia. 19 is just the public story, I'm actually seventeen.
Other than that, everything else is true x3
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