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Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: Ghettospaghetto
Youtube Channel: PetrosSiamendes
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Video Games Played: Everything Ever.
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Interests: Vidya. Socializing. Everything.
Date Signed Up:1/24/2011
Last Login:5/05/2015
Location:New Amsterdam
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#10 - OP, what is this train? Looks like the B or the D here in NYC 04/30/2015 on So I Ran into Vincent Van... 0
#9 - Iunderstoodthatreference.gif 04/30/2015 on Gravity +1
#39 - Voltaire said that. 04/30/2015 on B-But muh special snowflakes 0
#33 - Yeah. ****** quite plightful. 04/29/2015 on Old But Gold +1
#30 - I love 40k.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2015 on Old But Gold +1
#32 - lordsaucy (04/29/2015) [-]
So do I, but my fingers don't.
User avatar #33 - alfjnn (04/29/2015) [-]
Yeah. Shit's quite plightful.
#25 - FJ Pride always gets stickied.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2015 on Old But Gold 0
#26 - oinos (04/29/2015) [-]
Hate when I get all sticky. Wipe off the sauce and enjoy.
#6 - omggggg I'm mad at myself now. 04/29/2015 on poo who? +2
#3 - I don't get it omg jokeexplain help.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2015 on poo who? 0
User avatar #5 - theworstlurker (04/29/2015) [-]
Bears. Remove the letters e a r s and what do you have left? B.
User avatar #6 - alfjnn (04/29/2015) [-]
omggggg
I'm mad at myself now.
#4 - electronicbacon (04/29/2015) [-]
Me too
#15 - But that's the best tho.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2015 on Old But Gold 0
User avatar #16 - dogziller (04/29/2015) [-]
maybe for you. but im that kinky.
#112 - This was also really great; but I wouldn't exactly call it a comedy 04/29/2015 on 9 foreign films worth... 0

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #216 to #215 - alfjnn (04/12/2015) [-]
What'd I do?
User avatar #211 - tvfreakuk (01/18/2015) [-]
Was good chatting but I actually have deadlines tomorrow and I'm not completely done with my work
Maybe we can chat some other time, dude - you're pretty cool; for a homo.
User avatar #212 to #211 - alfjnn (01/18/2015) [-]
You're cool too! <3
For a gaylord~
User avatar #213 to #212 - tvfreakuk (01/18/2015) [-]
You have skype or anything?
User avatar #214 to #213 - alfjnn (01/18/2015) [-]
indoktrinator_tros
User avatar #209 - ayumu ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
ur gay lol
User avatar #210 to #209 - alfjnn (12/31/2014) [-]
Yes.
I am the biggest turbo fagmosexuqueer.
User avatar #206 - warioteam (06/01/2014) [-]
sup bitch
User avatar #207 to #206 - alfjnn (06/01/2014) [-]
Hey pal; the **** is up?
User avatar #208 to #207 - warioteam (06/01/2014) [-]
moosic n ****
#204 - shadowrated (05/11/2014) [-]
Thanks for the screenshot man
User avatar #205 to #204 - alfjnn (05/12/2014) [-]
You're welcome dude!
#200 - hahahaheidi (01/30/2014) [-]
Mfw your gamertag ya sillygoose
User avatar #202 to #200 - alfjnn (01/31/2014) [-]
Yeah~ It's pretty silly.
User avatar #189 - revengeforfreeze (01/16/2014) [-]
!Petros?
User avatar #190 to #189 - alfjnn (01/16/2014) [-]
Yeah I am.
What's up?
User avatar #197 to #190 - revengeforfreeze (01/28/2014) [-]
hey, you moved from NY?
User avatar #198 to #197 - alfjnn (01/28/2014) [-]
Nah I live in NYC
User avatar #199 to #198 - revengeforfreeze (01/28/2014) [-]
>New Amsterdam

**** .. I forgot.. shamefur dispray.
User avatar #191 to #190 - revengeforfreeze (01/16/2014) [-]
Ah ye
Just curious. You remember user candidvres somethnig?
(im in the giant skype group with Armael, leal etc)
User avatar #192 to #191 - leal ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
dafuq u want
User avatar #193 to #192 - revengeforfreeze (01/16/2014) [-]
I want you nothing.
Just look at the context in which my comment was posted. It's nothing more about you than that I was in your chat.
User avatar #194 to #193 - leal ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Then don't ******* mention me unless you want to be banned.
User avatar #195 to #194 - revengeforfreeze (01/16/2014) [-]
What? From the chat?

Man, ******* chill out, why are you so mad
I'm not gonna censor a word just because you get a orange mark which you optionally have to click and a little "pop"


******* take it easy
#164 - diilemmaz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#165 to #164 - alfjnn (12/23/2012) [-]
Thanks bro!   
&lt;3   
You too.
Thanks bro!
<3
You too.
User avatar #153 - downwiththesicknes (11/22/2012) [-]
FINALLY
User avatar #154 to #153 - downwiththesicknes (11/22/2012) [-]
someone else who doesn't worship NPH
User avatar #155 to #154 - alfjnn (11/22/2012) [-]
I honestly don't see what the big deal about him is.
He's like, Another actor.
He doesn't even write his own material.

Just because he's ghey and carries an entire sitcom, doesn't make him talented or 'charming'

Then Again I absolutely hate these stupid ******* Modern Sitcoms. Sullivan's Bar, TBBT, Two and a half men, etc.
User avatar #156 to #155 - downwiththesicknes (11/22/2012) [-]
I don't mind HIMYM, or TBBT or 2AAHM to be honest. But I ******* hate how the entire world treats him like a ******* god. His character if a cunt anyway
User avatar #157 to #156 - alfjnn (11/22/2012) [-]
He's also a dick irl, from what I hear.
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User avatar #146 to #145 - alfjnn (10/19/2012) [-]
Sup Bre, how can I help you?
#137 - funmanigro (10/08/2012) [-]
care to give me a Saddam? you have two already, and i 			*******		 love this guy. Also when the items came out i had a 			********		 of items including the &quot;jimmie rustler&quot; one and 3 hitlers, but for some reason all my items were deleted    
mfw i lost over 30 flours
care to give me a Saddam? you have two already, and i ******* love this guy. Also when the items came out i had a ******** of items including the "jimmie rustler" one and 3 hitlers, but for some reason all my items were deleted
mfw i lost over 30 flours
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User avatar #133 to #132 - alfjnn (10/04/2012) [-]
Dunno if I can trust you man.
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User avatar #135 to #134 - alfjnn (10/04/2012) [-]
Relax bre. I joke. But nawh.

I have developed a complex relationship with my items.
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#125 - Common Pepe (09/29/2012) [-]
Good job copying UGO's TBBT article
User avatar #126 to #125 - alfjnn (09/29/2012) [-]
What?
#123 - dilara (09/25/2012) [-]
HI. I guess you're my new friend.
HI. I guess you're my new friend.
#124 to #123 - alfjnn (09/25/2012) [-]
Oy! Hello Frond!
User avatar #115 - spacky (09/22/2012) [-]
I have got to say I have only viewed a few of your comments, and you are one of the most intelligent men I have ever seen on here.

Full respect to you, my good sir.
User avatar #116 to #115 - alfjnn (09/22/2012) [-]
Ogadwat.

I don't even know how to Internet, man.

But I appriciate the complement. Thank you.

But uhh.. which comments are you referring to, broh?
The Political ones, the TF2 is Casual ones, or the Religion and Science need to stop bitchin eachother out ones?
User avatar #117 to #116 - spacky (09/22/2012) [-]
You're very welcome.

I've read the Political Ones, and I'm looking forward to reading your Scientific ones.
User avatar #118 to #117 - alfjnn (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm not even Scientific about it.
I just figure that Science has no place in Faith, and Faith has No place in Science. (I'm more of a Spiritualist when it comes to like. Morality and **** , but when it comes to how the world works, science is the way to go.)
User avatar #119 to #118 - spacky (09/22/2012) [-]
I agree with you completely. Although it is ignorant to think one higher being could not have possibly have created the universe and everything in it, it is highly unlikely that it was. I'm a Christian myself, but my faith is battered down by Science, and I think that the constant battle between the two is unnecessary, since I have created a comprimise.

And again, I agree with you. You cannot witness an Earthquake and then say it was God. It's been proven scientifically that it is due to The Mantle, and Continental Drift.
User avatar #120 to #119 - alfjnn (09/22/2012) [-]
Well yeah broh.
I mean like ultimately, there is no proof either way, ofcourse there's evidence, but never any physical proof. So throughout history, and towards the future, there's always going to be non believers and believers and people who like to insinuate fighting.
There's always going to be great people who let others be, and horrid people who force their customs on others, but that is just the way Humanity works.

You have people like yourself, and then you have people like WBC. Same Religion (Supposedly) Completely different viewpoints.

Same goes for Atheism, you have Totalitarian Societies which do not Tolerate Religion at all, and then you have your regular every day atheist who doesn't mind that people have different views than them.

Ultimately, I see the bible as Moral stories, and ways of explaining things to the Archaic Man, when there really was no other explanation. Honestly, that's what faith is, believing in something regardless of its existence. Of course, people don't know that God is there, or that he's not, but believing in him, regardless of his presence, is the point. And yet Day after Day Aggressive Atheists try to disprove every last Religious Text, by pointing out Scientific Fallacies.
It's a bit retarded if you ask me.

*Sigh.*

Like I said brobro, Science has no place in Faith, Faith has no place in Science.
User avatar #121 to #120 - spacky (09/22/2012) [-]
One of the best replies I've ever seen.

*brofist*
User avatar #122 to #121 - alfjnn (09/22/2012) [-]
YEAH BROH.
SPENT AN HOUR ON THAT DELIVERY.
*brofist*
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#82 - thefalloutwolf (08/18/2012) [-]
I see your a furry too. FRIEND REQUEST? WHyTHE **** NOT
User avatar #83 to #82 - alfjnn (08/18/2012) [-]
Hipaw5?
#80 - legitturtle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #81 to #80 - alfjnn (08/07/2012) [-]
Hugs for you too, stranger!
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