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#1690 - Male, Yes. But then again I'm a fag. 22 hours ago on Would you? 0
#36 - I love that song.. 06/17/2013 on How to hang yourself 0
#218 - He's evidently a fella who can act in a timely manner.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Anon, got his girlfriend back +1
#219 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2013) [-]
He's acutely a man who can use an opportunity effectively.
#231 - Oh alright. I have the Hard Cover :V  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Try it 0
#232 - deathweaver (06/17/2013) [-]
mk. have a nice fap day.
#226 - Which Edition, nerrrrd?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Try it 0
#230 - deathweaver (06/17/2013) [-]
English Version, paperback, published in Great Britain
User avatar #231 - alfjnn (06/17/2013) [-]
Oh alright. I have the Hard Cover :V
#232 - deathweaver (06/17/2013) [-]
mk. have a nice fap day.
#223 - "That Neccessity was immediate, In the next place, I hope… 06/17/2013 on Try it 0
#222 - Wat. That's not on page 45. Nigga pshh.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Try it 0
#224 - deathweaver (06/17/2013) [-]
It is on my version.
User avatar #226 - alfjnn (06/17/2013) [-]
Which Edition, nerrrrd?
#230 - deathweaver (06/17/2013) [-]
English Version, paperback, published in Great Britain
User avatar #231 - alfjnn (06/17/2013) [-]
Oh alright. I have the Hard Cover :V
#232 - deathweaver (06/17/2013) [-]
mk. have a nice fap day.
#50 - I got my dad an aged 25 years bottle of scotch.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on Happy Fathers Day 0
User avatar #51 - deathcampforjewtie (06/16/2013) [-]
I got my dad an aged 25 year old box of rice krispies.
He seemed mad.
#2137 - AWWYEAH GIRL. <3 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
#2114 - Yeah Gene? We were supposed to hang out irl, but he got emosad…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
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Lol yea hes like that (: imjust glad i recognized you
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AWWYEAH GIRL. <3
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#182 - microfan (06/02/2013) [-]
Пичку материна на западне свиње (my serbian is really bad xD)
#183 to #182 - alfjnn (06/02/2013) [-]
Майната им на запад! (My Bulgarian is awful D
User avatar #184 to #183 - microfan (06/02/2013) [-]
you're awesome
User avatar #185 to #184 - alfjnn (06/02/2013) [-]
<3
#167 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #168 to #167 - alfjnn (05/19/2013) [-]
whatchuwant~
#169 to #168 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
hello
#170 to #169 - alfjnn (05/19/2013) [-]
'Alo Babe.
What can I do for ya?
#171 to #170 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
not much, how are you today darling
#172 to #171 - alfjnn (05/19/2013) [-]
Pretty well~ Now that some stranger is posting seductive anime chicks on my wall, and I'm curious as to why.
#173 to #172 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
no particular reason darling, though its good to hear you are doing well
#174 to #173 - alfjnn (05/19/2013) [-]
omgu~ Why you call me darling, stranger? I r the curious.

But before you answer that, how are you doing Strange man/woman?
#175 to #174 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
im doing alright darling, thank you for asking
#176 to #175 - alfjnn (05/19/2013) [-]
I am just so curious~ Is there something you aren't telling me? :V
#177 to #176 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
hmm, what do you mean darling
#178 to #177 - alfjnn (05/19/2013) [-]
DO YOU LIKE ME OR SOMETHING BABY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
#179 to #178 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
i dont think i know you well enough to say one way or another darling
#180 to #179 - alfjnn (05/19/2013) [-]
Just making sure~   
   
Be back later! PM me if you need anything, stranger.
Just making sure~

Be back later! PM me if you need anything, stranger.
#181 to #180 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
alright darling, talk to you when you get back
#166 - N. Korean citizen (02/11/2013) [-]
You're like the smartest guy around. You've studied quantum and astrophysics, you're interested in religion and metaphysics... anyway.

A person like you, I imagine, has heard the name Walid Shoebat.

I thought it sounded like a plausible truth theory. How about you?
#164 - diilemmaz **User deleted account** (12/23/2012) [-]
Happy Holidays!
Happy Holidays!
#165 to #164 - alfjnn (12/23/2012) [-]
Thanks bro!   
&lt;3   
You too.
Thanks bro!
<3
You too.
User avatar #153 - downwiththesicknes (11/22/2012) [-]
FINALLY
User avatar #154 to #153 - downwiththesicknes (11/22/2012) [-]
someone else who doesn't worship NPH
User avatar #155 to #154 - alfjnn (11/22/2012) [-]
I honestly don't see what the big deal about him is.
He's like, Another actor.
He doesn't even write his own material.

Just because he's ghey and carries an entire sitcom, doesn't make him talented or 'charming'

Then Again I absolutely hate these stupid fucking Modern Sitcoms. Sullivan's Bar, TBBT, Two and a half men, etc.
User avatar #156 to #155 - downwiththesicknes (11/22/2012) [-]
I don't mind HIMYM, or TBBT or 2AAHM to be honest. But I fucking hate how the entire world treats him like a fucking god. His character if a cunt anyway
User avatar #157 to #156 - alfjnn (11/22/2012) [-]
He's also a dick irl, from what I hear.
#148 - N. Korean citizen (10/24/2012) [-]
Why dont you go fuck yourself?
Worthless nigger.
User avatar #149 to #148 - alfjnn (10/24/2012) [-]
<3
User avatar #147 - alZii (10/23/2012) [-]
Heya, I was hoping I could send you a trade for your items if you no longer need them
Don't mean to sound rude, just wondering.
#145 - LMNeren ONLINE (10/19/2012) [-]
Sup.
User avatar #146 to #145 - alfjnn (10/19/2012) [-]
Sup Bre, how can I help you?
#138 - Lewx (10/08/2012) [-]
WHAT SAY YOU.
#139 to #138 - alfjnn (10/08/2012) [-]
I SAY I KNOW NOT OF WHAT YOU SPEAK.
THIS ISN'T EVEN LEGIT BRE.
HOW DID YOU GET THIS PHOTO?
DID DORSIG SEND YOU?
#137 - funmanigro (10/08/2012) [-]
care to give me a Saddam? you have two already, and i fucking love this guy. Also when the items came out i had a shitload of items including the &quot;jimmie rustler&quot; one and 3 hitlers, but for some reason all my items were deleted    
mfw i lost over 30 flours
care to give me a Saddam? you have two already, and i fucking love this guy. Also when the items came out i had a shitload of items including the "jimmie rustler" one and 3 hitlers, but for some reason all my items were deleted
mfw i lost over 30 flours
User avatar #132 - alZii (10/04/2012) [-]
Heya, could you spare me your items if you no longer need them?
I have no life and I'm desperately insecure about my normal life that can only be protected through my item collection.
User avatar #133 to #132 - alfjnn (10/04/2012) [-]
Dunno if I can trust you man.
User avatar #134 to #133 - alZii (10/04/2012) [-]
Whatcha mean?
If you don't want to, it's okay.
User avatar #135 to #134 - alfjnn (10/04/2012) [-]
Relax bre. I joke. But nawh.

I have developed a complex relationship with my items.
User avatar #136 to #135 - alZii (10/04/2012) [-]
'Sall good (:
#125 - N. Korean citizen (09/29/2012) [-]
Good job copying UGO's TBBT article
User avatar #126 to #125 - alfjnn (09/29/2012) [-]
What?
#123 - dilara (09/25/2012) [-]
HI. I guess you're my new friend.
HI. I guess you're my new friend.
#124 to #123 - alfjnn (09/25/2012) [-]
Oy! Hello Frond!
User avatar #115 - spacky (09/22/2012) [-]
I have got to say I have only viewed a few of your comments, and you are one of the most intelligent men I have ever seen on here.

Full respect to you, my good sir.
User avatar #116 to #115 - alfjnn (09/22/2012) [-]
Ogadwat.

I don't even know how to Internet, man.

But I appriciate the complement. Thank you.

But uhh.. which comments are you referring to, broh?
The Political ones, the TF2 is Casual ones, or the Religion and Science need to stop bitchin eachother out ones?
User avatar #117 to #116 - spacky (09/22/2012) [-]
You're very welcome.

I've read the Political Ones, and I'm looking forward to reading your Scientific ones.
User avatar #118 to #117 - alfjnn (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm not even Scientific about it.
I just figure that Science has no place in Faith, and Faith has No place in Science. (I'm more of a Spiritualist when it comes to like. Morality and shit, but when it comes to how the world works, science is the way to go.)
User avatar #119 to #118 - spacky (09/22/2012) [-]
I agree with you completely. Although it is ignorant to think one higher being could not have possibly have created the universe and everything in it, it is highly unlikely that it was. I'm a Christian myself, but my faith is battered down by Science, and I think that the constant battle between the two is unnecessary, since I have created a comprimise.

And again, I agree with you. You cannot witness an Earthquake and then say it was God. It's been proven scientifically that it is due to The Mantle, and Continental Drift.
User avatar #120 to #119 - alfjnn (09/22/2012) [-]
Well yeah broh.
I mean like ultimately, there is no proof either way, ofcourse there's evidence, but never any physical proof. So throughout history, and towards the future, there's always going to be non believers and believers and people who like to insinuate fighting.
There's always going to be great people who let others be, and horrid people who force their customs on others, but that is just the way Humanity works.

You have people like yourself, and then you have people like WBC. Same Religion (Supposedly) Completely different viewpoints.

Same goes for Atheism, you have Totalitarian Societies which do not Tolerate Religion at all, and then you have your regular every day atheist who doesn't mind that people have different views than them.

Ultimately, I see the bible as Moral stories, and ways of explaining things to the Archaic Man, when there really was no other explanation. Honestly, that's what faith is, believing in something regardless of its existence. Of course, people don't know that God is there, or that he's not, but believing in him, regardless of his presence, is the point. And yet Day after Day Aggressive Atheists try to disprove every last Religious Text, by pointing out Scientific Fallacies.
It's a bit retarded if you ask me.

*Sigh.*

Like I said brobro, Science has no place in Faith, Faith has no place in Science.
User avatar #121 to #120 - spacky (09/22/2012) [-]
One of the best replies I've ever seen.

*brofist*
User avatar #122 to #121 - alfjnn (09/22/2012) [-]
YEAH BROH.
SPENT AN HOUR ON THAT DELIVERY.
*brofist*
User avatar #100 - candidvres **User deleted account** (09/18/2012) [-]
"Lolwtcho?
User avatar #101 to #100 - alfjnn (09/18/2012) [-]
"lolchto"
"Lol What?"
User avatar #102 to #101 - candidvres **User deleted account** (09/19/2012) [-]
Oh.. okay. I just wondered what your avatar meant. I just started studying russian.
User avatar #103 to #102 - alfjnn (09/19/2012) [-]
Yeah bro, I getcha.
User avatar #104 to #103 - candidvres **User deleted account** (09/19/2012) [-]
There are a few letters that I keep forgetting like that one that looks like W and sometimes the L
User avatar #105 to #104 - alfjnn (09/19/2012) [-]
Г is a G
Ш is a CH (like shhh in English)
Щ is SCH
User avatar #106 to #105 - candidvres **User deleted account** (09/19/2012) [-]
Oh, okay. Thank you.
User avatar #107 to #106 - alfjnn (09/19/2012) [-]
Yah broh. Cyrillic is a pain in the Ass, in Serbia we have to know three Alphabets. Bulgarian (Which is like Russian) Serbian Cyrillic, and Latin.
User avatar #108 to #107 - candidvres **User deleted account** (09/19/2012) [-]
Wooooow.. Poor you then! Haha

Actually, I learned cyryllic in the first few days even though it was pretty annoying
User avatar #109 to #108 - alfjnn (09/19/2012) [-]
Yeah broh. I mean. It's easy to grasp. But the Problem with Russian/Bulgarian Cyrillic is that some letters aren't letters, but Grammatical/Punctuation marks.
User avatar #110 to #109 - candidvres **User deleted account** (09/19/2012) [-]
Oh haha, I see
User avatar #111 to #110 - alfjnn (09/19/2012) [-]
Yeah Bro. You get it, If ya need any help and shit, you can like ask me. I'm always happy to assist.
User avatar #112 to #111 - candidvres **User deleted account** (09/19/2012) [-]
Thank you :)

I think I will study some russian today, cause I am home with a virus.. missed 2 lessons this week ><
User avatar #113 to #112 - alfjnn (09/19/2012) [-]
Awh man. That sucks bro.
What kind of virus?
User avatar #114 to #113 - candidvres **User deleted account** (09/20/2012) [-]
Not sure, just some disease ya know. Gotta rest.
User avatar #94 - alekksandar (09/16/2012) [-]
Brate nisam znao da si Srbin, sto nerece?

User avatar #95 to #94 - alfjnn (09/16/2012) [-]
Srpske-Americki, Ja sam Imigrant, brate.
User avatar #96 to #95 - alekksandar (09/16/2012) [-]
cekaj... ti iz srbije u ameriku ili iz amerike u srbiju o_O
User avatar #97 to #96 - alfjnn (09/16/2012) [-]
Iz Srbije , u Ameriku, rofl.
User avatar #98 to #97 - alekksandar (09/16/2012) [-]
:(
da talkujem english then?
User avatar #99 to #98 - alfjnn (09/16/2012) [-]
Yeah, sure bro. My Serbian Grammar is awful, I forgot a lot of it when coming over here, man.
#87 - flyingwhale (09/07/2012) [-]
nigga you Greek?
nigga you Greek?
User avatar #89 to #87 - alfjnn (09/07/2012) [-]
And holy shit. Epic nostalgia from that gif
User avatar #88 to #87 - alfjnn (09/07/2012) [-]
Nai Filos.
Greko-Serbo-Bulgaro-American (Immigrant)
#90 to #88 - flyingwhale (09/07/2012) [-]
niiice.i like you. you get friend request.You live in the USA now i guess?ever lived in Greece?
niiice.i like you. you get friend request.You live in the USA now i guess?ever lived in Greece?
User avatar #91 to #90 - alfjnn (09/07/2012) [-]
Yeah for like two Months when visiting Family, in the Laconia.

Fucking Horio, filos.
There wasn't a phone in the village until 1982!
User avatar #92 to #91 - flyingwhale (09/07/2012) [-]
Well well it seems we have a little Spartan over here huh?I live in Rhodes btw
User avatar #93 to #92 - alfjnn (09/07/2012) [-]
Yeah Bro. The Village is called Talanda.

And Nice bro Rhodes is boss as shit.
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User avatar #84 - bronhije (08/25/2012) [-]
Ajoj socijalista biseksualni pagan furi od 19 godina u Srbiji, tvoj život mora da je patnja. :)

Nu, bitno pitanje je da li te je paganizam povuko da slušaš paganski metal ili neofolk?
User avatar #85 to #84 - alfjnn (08/25/2012) [-]
I listen to both Folk Metal and Pagan Metal. :O
And Nawh, I live in United States now, I'm an Immigrant from Serbia. 19 is just the public story, I'm actually seventeen.
Other than that, everything else is true x3
#82 - thefalloutwolf (08/18/2012) [-]
I see your a furry too. FRIEND REQUEST? WHyTHE FUCK NOT
User avatar #83 to #82 - alfjnn (08/18/2012) [-]
Hipaw5?
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