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#899 - What, in this day and age? Ridiculous.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... 0
User avatar #900 - ttallonn (04/20/2014) [-]
touché
#891 - But I'm a total homo ;-;  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... 0
User avatar #895 - ttallonn (04/20/2014) [-]
Then say so, saying fag could make many people very confused dood
User avatar #899 - alfjnn (04/20/2014) [-]
What, in this day and age? Ridiculous.
User avatar #900 - ttallonn (04/20/2014) [-]
touché
#789 - BUT I AM A FAG THOUGH SO I DONT KNOW IF THAT COUNTS.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... +1
User avatar #889 - ttallonn (04/20/2014) [-]
But... But, you don't look very stick-like.
User avatar #891 - alfjnn (04/20/2014) [-]
But I'm a total homo ;-;
User avatar #895 - ttallonn (04/20/2014) [-]
Then say so, saying fag could make many people very confused dood
User avatar #899 - alfjnn (04/20/2014) [-]
What, in this day and age? Ridiculous.
User avatar #900 - ttallonn (04/20/2014) [-]
touché
#776 - I think I look okay.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... +1
User avatar #789 - alfjnn (04/20/2014) [-]
BUT I AM A FAG THOUGH SO I DONT KNOW IF THAT COUNTS.
User avatar #889 - ttallonn (04/20/2014) [-]
But... But, you don't look very stick-like.
User avatar #891 - alfjnn (04/20/2014) [-]
But I'm a total homo ;-;
User avatar #895 - ttallonn (04/20/2014) [-]
Then say so, saying fag could make many people very confused dood
User avatar #899 - alfjnn (04/20/2014) [-]
What, in this day and age? Ridiculous.
User avatar #900 - ttallonn (04/20/2014) [-]
touché
#39 - But I love Windows 8.1 Pro Don't talk **** …  [+] (13 new replies) 04/18/2014 on A wallpaper for the master... +14
User avatar #104 - zytherman (04/18/2014) [-]
windows 8 is alright,
I dont mind using it but i hate it because i work in IT support for a company and we've been working on upgrading everyones machine to Windows 8.1, holy fucking shit the troubles that has been caused, bitches saying they can't work.
Niggas complaining to my manager that i wrecked their system.
SO many compatibility fuck ups. I just can't deal with it anymore.

I dont hate Windows 8.1 for reasons of use, i hate it because people who aren't fluent with computers are gonna fucking crash and burn when they upgrade to it
#76 - jewfrosdsd (04/18/2014) [-]
Shit lobster
User avatar #58 - TexMex (04/18/2014) [-]
What's the big difference between 8 and 8.1 ?
User avatar #65 - caet (04/18/2014) [-]
Only thing I noticed was they brought the start button back, and thats what sold me. so i upgraded and found out the "start button" is just a short cut to the start screen and not menu.
fucking retarded
User avatar #94 - anusholeboner (04/18/2014) [-]
Well it DOES boot directly to desktop now, though you could configure it to do so in Win 8.
User avatar #96 - caet (04/18/2014) [-]
not like just pushing window + d was that hard anyway
User avatar #97 - anusholeboner (04/18/2014) [-]
It's minor changes and nit picks. Nothing too big, but it's something.
User avatar #98 - caet (04/18/2014) [-]
also i noticed i could set my own lock screen thats cool. but one thing i dont like is that my computer is locked to my hotmail address for some reason now. which means if i dont have internet, i cant log in.
User avatar #99 - anusholeboner (04/18/2014) [-]
Uh, really? For me, it lets me in every time, regardless of being online. Also, the reason why it's linked to your hotmail is because there's this thing they do which is a Windows account where everything that has to do with Windows gets linked with the same password. Its supposed to help with convenience and accessibility.
User avatar #100 - caet (04/18/2014) [-]
i lost internet once and its like "unable to verify your log-in credentials"
User avatar #102 - anusholeboner (04/18/2014) [-]
Did you use your hotmail password or the password you set on your computer before the sync, cause usually it'll tell me to use the last password I had on hotmail.
User avatar #103 - caet (04/18/2014) [-]
idk
User avatar #63 - droner (04/18/2014) [-]
My understanding of it is changes and improvements based on user feedback
#242 - I mean like, I'm a fag, so I wouldn't know the night life arou…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on "Wifi included 0
User avatar #243 - suitandtie (04/18/2014) [-]
You know, gay bars are pretty fucking fun. I'm not even into dudes, but I've been to a couple gay bars/clubs. And it's never been a disappointing time.
#240 - QUEEN'S VILLAGE BROOOOOOO. Not the best neighborhood,…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2014 on "Wifi included 0
User avatar #241 - suitandtie (04/17/2014) [-]
Haha alright, I'm vaguely familiar with the area. In my defense, the few times I've been out to Queens, I don't recall most of the night. How's the night life out there? I just went through a bad...bad...break-up.
User avatar #242 - alfjnn (04/17/2014) [-]
I mean like, I'm a fag, so I wouldn't know the night life around here all too well; but it's pretty decent depending on the area. Like it's great in Flushing, Bell Blvd, and Astoria.
User avatar #243 - suitandtie (04/18/2014) [-]
You know, gay bars are pretty fucking fun. I'm not even into dudes, but I've been to a couple gay bars/clubs. And it's never been a disappointing time.
#264 - Furries crave drama and destruction. Bronies fear it … 04/17/2014 on Are you not entertained? 0
#238 - Dude yonkers is pretty much the sixth borough. It's more NYC t…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/17/2014 on "Wifi included 0
User avatar #239 - suitandtie (04/17/2014) [-]
Oh, I entirely agree with that. Staten Island is barely NY. It feels more like an offshoot of Connecticut. Still, Yonkers, at least where I live in Yonkers, is considered to be like "The Bronx's garbage". And the people are shitty. What part of Queens are you from? I was out there I think two summers ago for a Pharoahe Monch concert.
User avatar #240 - alfjnn (04/17/2014) [-]
QUEEN'S VILLAGE BROOOOOOO.

Not the best neighborhood, but not the worst. 212th and 82nd.
User avatar #241 - suitandtie (04/17/2014) [-]
Haha alright, I'm vaguely familiar with the area. In my defense, the few times I've been out to Queens, I don't recall most of the night. How's the night life out there? I just went through a bad...bad...break-up.
User avatar #242 - alfjnn (04/17/2014) [-]
I mean like, I'm a fag, so I wouldn't know the night life around here all too well; but it's pretty decent depending on the area. Like it's great in Flushing, Bell Blvd, and Astoria.
User avatar #243 - suitandtie (04/18/2014) [-]
You know, gay bars are pretty fucking fun. I'm not even into dudes, but I've been to a couple gay bars/clubs. And it's never been a disappointing time.
#235 - Dude I did oddjobs until I was like 16. I got butcher, mec…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/16/2014 on "Wifi included 0
User avatar #237 - suitandtie (04/17/2014) [-]
Butcher and mechanic are great fucking life skills, though. I got shit like "guy who folds the pizza boxes" and "guy who sweeps up the Chinese place". Shit like that. Although I occasionally unload at the local grocery store. Being 22, this shit sucks. But I can't find anything else. Yonkers sucks dick. Queens...Queens is definitely best NYC.
User avatar #238 - alfjnn (04/17/2014) [-]
Dude yonkers is pretty much the sixth borough. It's more NYC than Staten Island.
User avatar #239 - suitandtie (04/17/2014) [-]
Oh, I entirely agree with that. Staten Island is barely NY. It feels more like an offshoot of Connecticut. Still, Yonkers, at least where I live in Yonkers, is considered to be like "The Bronx's garbage". And the people are shitty. What part of Queens are you from? I was out there I think two summers ago for a Pharoahe Monch concert.
User avatar #240 - alfjnn (04/17/2014) [-]
QUEEN'S VILLAGE BROOOOOOO.

Not the best neighborhood, but not the worst. 212th and 82nd.
User avatar #241 - suitandtie (04/17/2014) [-]
Haha alright, I'm vaguely familiar with the area. In my defense, the few times I've been out to Queens, I don't recall most of the night. How's the night life out there? I just went through a bad...bad...break-up.
User avatar #242 - alfjnn (04/17/2014) [-]
I mean like, I'm a fag, so I wouldn't know the night life around here all too well; but it's pretty decent depending on the area. Like it's great in Flushing, Bell Blvd, and Astoria.
User avatar #243 - suitandtie (04/18/2014) [-]
You know, gay bars are pretty fucking fun. I'm not even into dudes, but I've been to a couple gay bars/clubs. And it's never been a disappointing time.

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#200 - hahahaheidi (01/30/2014) [-]
Mfw your gamertag ya sillygoose
User avatar #202 to #200 - alfjnn (01/31/2014) [-]
Yeah~ It's pretty silly.
User avatar #189 - revengeforfreeze (01/16/2014) [-]
!Petros?
User avatar #190 to #189 - alfjnn (01/16/2014) [-]
Yeah I am.
What's up?
User avatar #197 to #190 - revengeforfreeze (01/28/2014) [-]
hey, you moved from NY?
User avatar #198 to #197 - alfjnn (01/28/2014) [-]
Nah I live in NYC
User avatar #199 to #198 - revengeforfreeze (01/28/2014) [-]
>New Amsterdam

**** .. I forgot.. shamefur dispray.
User avatar #191 to #190 - revengeforfreeze (01/16/2014) [-]
Ah ye
Just curious. You remember user candidvres somethnig?
(im in the giant skype group with Armael, leal etc)
User avatar #192 to #191 - leal (01/16/2014) [-]
dafuq u want
User avatar #193 to #192 - revengeforfreeze (01/16/2014) [-]
I want you nothing.
Just look at the context in which my comment was posted. It's nothing more about you than that I was in your chat.
User avatar #194 to #193 - leal (01/16/2014) [-]
Then don't ******* mention me unless you want to be banned.
User avatar #195 to #194 - revengeforfreeze (01/16/2014) [-]
What? From the chat?

Man, ******* chill out, why are you so mad
I'm not gonna censor a word just because you get a orange mark which you optionally have to click and a little "pop"


******* take it easy
#182 - microfan **User deleted account** (06/02/2013) [-]
Пичку материна на западне свиње (my serbian is really bad xD)
#183 to #182 - alfjnn (06/02/2013) [-]
Майната им на запад! (My Bulgarian is awful D
User avatar #184 to #183 - microfan **User deleted account** (06/02/2013) [-]
you're awesome
User avatar #185 to #184 - alfjnn (06/02/2013) [-]
<3
#164 - diilemmaz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#165 to #164 - alfjnn (12/23/2012) [-]
Thanks bro!   
&lt;3   
You too.
Thanks bro!
<3
You too.
User avatar #153 - downwiththesicknes (11/22/2012) [-]
FINALLY
User avatar #154 to #153 - downwiththesicknes (11/22/2012) [-]
someone else who doesn't worship NPH
User avatar #155 to #154 - alfjnn (11/22/2012) [-]
I honestly don't see what the big deal about him is.
He's like, Another actor.
He doesn't even write his own material.

Just because he's ghey and carries an entire sitcom, doesn't make him talented or 'charming'

Then Again I absolutely hate these stupid ******* Modern Sitcoms. Sullivan's Bar, TBBT, Two and a half men, etc.
User avatar #156 to #155 - downwiththesicknes (11/22/2012) [-]
I don't mind HIMYM, or TBBT or 2AAHM to be honest. But I ******* hate how the entire world treats him like a ******* god. His character if a **** anyway
User avatar #157 to #156 - alfjnn (11/22/2012) [-]
He's also a dick irl, from what I hear.
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User avatar #146 to #145 - alfjnn (10/19/2012) [-]
Sup Bre, how can I help you?
#138 - Lewx (10/08/2012) [-]
WHAT SAY YOU.
#139 to #138 - alfjnn (10/08/2012) [-]
I SAY I KNOW NOT OF WHAT YOU SPEAK.
THIS ISN'T EVEN LEGIT BRE.
HOW DID YOU GET THIS PHOTO?
DID DORSIG SEND YOU?
#137 - funmanigro (10/08/2012) [-]
care to give me a Saddam? you have two already, and i 						*******					 love this guy. Also when the items came out i had a 						********					 of items including the &quot;jimmie rustler&quot; one and 3 hitlers, but for some reason all my items were deleted    
mfw i lost over 30 flours
care to give me a Saddam? you have two already, and i ******* love this guy. Also when the items came out i had a ******** of items including the "jimmie rustler" one and 3 hitlers, but for some reason all my items were deleted
mfw i lost over 30 flours
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User avatar #133 to #132 - alfjnn (10/04/2012) [-]
Dunno if I can trust you man.
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User avatar #135 to #134 - alfjnn (10/04/2012) [-]
Relax bre. I joke. But nawh.

I have developed a complex relationship with my items.
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#125 - anonymous (09/29/2012) [-]
Good job copying UGO's TBBT article
User avatar #126 to #125 - alfjnn (09/29/2012) [-]
What?
#123 - dilara (09/25/2012) [-]
HI. I guess you're my new friend.
HI. I guess you're my new friend.
#124 to #123 - alfjnn (09/25/2012) [-]
Oy! Hello Frond!
User avatar #115 - spacky (09/22/2012) [-]
I have got to say I have only viewed a few of your comments, and you are one of the most intelligent men I have ever seen on here.

Full respect to you, my good sir.
User avatar #116 to #115 - alfjnn (09/22/2012) [-]
Ogadwat.

I don't even know how to Internet, man.

But I appriciate the complement. Thank you.

But uhh.. which comments are you referring to, broh?
The Political ones, the TF2 is Casual ones, or the Religion and Science need to stop bitchin eachother out ones?
User avatar #117 to #116 - spacky (09/22/2012) [-]
You're very welcome.

I've read the Political Ones, and I'm looking forward to reading your Scientific ones.
User avatar #118 to #117 - alfjnn (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm not even Scientific about it.
I just figure that Science has no place in Faith, and Faith has No place in Science. (I'm more of a Spiritualist when it comes to like. Morality and **** , but when it comes to how the world works, science is the way to go.)
User avatar #119 to #118 - spacky (09/22/2012) [-]
I agree with you completely. Although it is ignorant to think one higher being could not have possibly have created the universe and everything in it, it is highly unlikely that it was. I'm a Christian myself, but my faith is battered down by Science, and I think that the constant battle between the two is unnecessary, since I have created a comprimise.

And again, I agree with you. You cannot witness an Earthquake and then say it was God. It's been proven scientifically that it is due to The Mantle, and Continental Drift.
User avatar #120 to #119 - alfjnn (09/22/2012) [-]
Well yeah broh.
I mean like ultimately, there is no proof either way, ofcourse there's evidence, but never any physical proof. So throughout history, and towards the future, there's always going to be non believers and believers and people who like to insinuate fighting.
There's always going to be great people who let others be, and horrid people who force their customs on others, but that is just the way Humanity works.

You have people like yourself, and then you have people like WBC. Same Religion (Supposedly) Completely different viewpoints.

Same goes for Atheism, you have Totalitarian Societies which do not Tolerate Religion at all, and then you have your regular every day atheist who doesn't mind that people have different views than them.

Ultimately, I see the bible as Moral stories, and ways of explaining things to the Archaic Man, when there really was no other explanation. Honestly, that's what faith is, believing in something regardless of its existence. Of course, people don't know that God is there, or that he's not, but believing in him, regardless of his presence, is the point. And yet Day after Day Aggressive Atheists try to disprove every last Religious Text, by pointing out Scientific Fallacies.
It's a bit retarded if you ask me.

*Sigh.*

Like I said brobro, Science has no place in Faith, Faith has no place in Science.
User avatar #121 to #120 - spacky (09/22/2012) [-]
One of the best replies I've ever seen.

*brofist*
User avatar #122 to #121 - alfjnn (09/22/2012) [-]
YEAH BROH.
SPENT AN HOUR ON THAT DELIVERY.
*brofist*
User avatar #94 - alekksandar (09/16/2012) [-]
Brate nisam znao da si Srbin, sto nerece?

User avatar #95 to #94 - alfjnn (09/16/2012) [-]
Srpske-Americki, Ja sam Imigrant, brate.
User avatar #96 to #95 - alekksandar (09/16/2012) [-]
cekaj... ti iz srbije u ameriku ili iz amerike u srbiju o_O
User avatar #97 to #96 - alfjnn (09/16/2012) [-]
Iz Srbije , u Ameriku, rofl.
User avatar #98 to #97 - alekksandar (09/16/2012) [-]
:(
da talkujem english then?
User avatar #99 to #98 - alfjnn (09/16/2012) [-]
Yeah, sure bro. My Serbian Grammar is awful, I forgot a lot of it when coming over here, man.
#87 - flyingwhale (09/07/2012) [-]
*****					 you Greek?
***** you Greek?
User avatar #89 to #87 - alfjnn (09/07/2012) [-]
And holy **** . Epic nostalgia from that gif
User avatar #88 to #87 - alfjnn (09/07/2012) [-]
Nai Filos.
Greko-Serbo-Bulgaro-American (Immigrant)
#90 to #88 - flyingwhale (09/07/2012) [-]
niiice.i like you. you get friend request.You live in the USA now i guess?ever lived in Greece?
niiice.i like you. you get friend request.You live in the USA now i guess?ever lived in Greece?
User avatar #91 to #90 - alfjnn (09/07/2012) [-]
Yeah for like two Months when visiting Family, in the Laconia.

******* Horio, filos.
There wasn't a phone in the village until 1982!
User avatar #92 to #91 - flyingwhale (09/07/2012) [-]
Well well it seems we have a little Spartan over here huh?I live in Rhodes btw
User avatar #93 to #92 - alfjnn (09/07/2012) [-]
Yeah Bro. The Village is called Talanda.

And Nice bro Rhodes is boss as **** .
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User avatar #84 - bronhije (08/25/2012) [-]
Ajoj socijalista biseksualni pagan furi od 19 godina u Srbiji, tvoj život mora da je patnja. :)

Nu, bitno pitanje je da li te je paganizam povuko da slušaš paganski metal ili neofolk?
User avatar #85 to #84 - alfjnn (08/25/2012) [-]
I listen to both Folk Metal and Pagan Metal. :O
And Nawh, I live in United States now, I'm an Immigrant from Serbia. 19 is just the public story, I'm actually seventeen.
Other than that, everything else is true x3
#82 - thefalloutwolf (08/18/2012) [-]
I see your a furry too. FRIEND REQUEST? WHyTHE **** NOT
User avatar #83 to #82 - alfjnn (08/18/2012) [-]
Hipaw5?
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User avatar #81 to #80 - alfjnn (08/07/2012) [-]
Hugs for you too, stranger!
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