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Age: 24
Youtube Channel: habborealhacker
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
X-box Gamertag: the tootsie
Date Signed Up:5/01/2012
Last Login:8/15/2014
Location:Norway
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#3 - None. You would be of the same mass, but more compact.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2012 on RETARDS THESE DAYS +54
User avatar #21 - eldorito (07/25/2012) [-]
Nope. You'd poop some of yourself out.
User avatar #4 - cornrun (07/24/2012) [-]
You would have to consider energy lost eating yourself and that time when you are incapable of ingesting anything to provide more energy, so yes, you would be neither non-existent nor twice as big, but you would not be exactly the same mass.
#7 - I see you're going to take lots of photos. The inside of an ai…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/14/2012 on 16hr flight to America... +8
#53 - BroadSword (07/15/2012) [-]
Flying from Auckland to Queenstown in New Zealand
#14 - yuiandui (07/15/2012) [-]
Everything looks pretty when you're up high.
#36 - toonlinktwentytwo (07/15/2012) [-]
yup
#23 - mtbmoosey (07/15/2012) [-]
Heres mine from a flight to Vancouver.
User avatar #24 - yuiandui (07/15/2012) [-]
Pretty! I like how the clouds look.

Mine was taken somewhere between Victoria and Queensland in Australia.
User avatar #9 - jjaccobb (07/14/2012) [-]
If you have a window seat you can actually get some pretty awesome pictures of clouds and 16 hours.. probably some pretty good sunsets or rises...
#27 - flabbawabbajabba (07/15/2012) [-]
i took a 16 hour flight to america once and the horizon looked great when the sun was seting it had a glow around it.
User avatar #8 - duskmane (07/14/2012) [-]
You beat me to it lol
#193 - Very likely a repost, since it's a picture and not text 07/13/2012 on 3rd Base +6
#587 - Sure, but as I said, kissing isn't a big deal. 07/13/2012 on What happened? 0
#189 - The girl knows that. She just made it all caps for more attent…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2012 on aaaand its gone 0
User avatar #210 - privatepumpanickel (07/12/2012) [-]
you actually think this is real?
Damn funnyjunk, you getting stupid.
#183 - But the grammar is flawed. There should be no space between ex…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2012 on aaaand its gone +16
User avatar #186 - drulludanni (07/12/2012) [-]
neither shoudld it be all caps
User avatar #189 - alexxander (07/12/2012) [-]
The girl knows that. She just made it all caps for more attention. There is a difference between making a mistake willingly and making a mistake by accident.
User avatar #210 - privatepumpanickel (07/12/2012) [-]
you actually think this is real?
Damn funnyjunk, you getting stupid.
#581 - 8 year olds are able to care for other people, and kissing is …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2012 on What happened? 0
User avatar #586 - copenwood (07/13/2012) [-]
there is a difference between liking someone or caring for them than love.
User avatar #587 - alexxander (07/13/2012) [-]
Sure, but as I said, kissing isn't a big deal.
#433 - So they aren't allowed to kiss? Why not? They're lucky to have…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/12/2012 on What happened? -8
User avatar #464 - copenwood (07/12/2012) [-]
8 year olds don't know love. hell i'm 18 and don't fully known love! In my opinion love is when you would die to save someone with out even thinking about it, and when you genuinely care for them with everything you have. I have never really felt that for a non-family member.
User avatar #581 - alexxander (07/12/2012) [-]
8 year olds are able to care for other people, and kissing is not that much of a big deal.
My little sister by the age of 4 talks about a boy in her kindergarten every day. She obviously loves him in some way
User avatar #586 - copenwood (07/13/2012) [-]
there is a difference between liking someone or caring for them than love.
User avatar #587 - alexxander (07/13/2012) [-]
Sure, but as I said, kissing isn't a big deal.
User avatar #483 - nycdood (07/12/2012) [-]
Dude, I'm 24 and I still don't fully get it. People assume that you hit some magical age where your perception on reality changes, but it doesn't. Learning about love (or life in general, for that matter) comes with time and experience.. and experiences aren't always pleasant. That's why it's important to look out for our younger generation: they don't have a good reference level when it comes to how the world works.





User avatar #567 - copenwood (07/12/2012) [-]
very true. I honestly think the only people that fully understand love are the people who have been married for 40+ years...unfortunately around the time when they fully know what it means to love someone all your life is close to when that person's time on earth is over...I realized that by being around my grandpa a lot these past 4 years when my grandma had terminal cancer...she died last month and just seeing him...looking lost without her...like a part of him is honestly gone...as if she had become a part of him and a part of his soul and without her he can't be whole again...that's love...when you can't even be who you are without that other person because they are part of you...I still can't even begin to grasp that concept or even try to understand it or imagine it but I can see it...
User avatar #568 - nycdood (07/12/2012) [-]
Read up on Joseph Cambell. He did a documentary back in the late 80's when he was still alive. He was a mythologist. Anyway, he talks about the power of mythology on human societies, and one thing he mentioned was marriage. Buy the book (which is a transcript of the interview) "The power of myth". Your grandparrents relationship echo the theme Joseph Cambell spoke about.
#205 - Why don't we make a repost channel that doesn't show up on front page? 07/12/2012 on "This image has been posted... -5
#24 - > you'r > realy 07/11/2012 on Trust me i'm a programmer! +4
#76 - I use my iPad for that 07/11/2012 on The Routine +2
#243 - But those are true in many cases, except the bass. Bass level … 07/11/2012 on Every time I see them . . . 0
#13 - Ctrl+a, ctrl+click recycle bin, delete.. 07/10/2012 on Who Would Do Such An Evil... 0
#282 - More like 85,4% dumber 07/09/2012 on Facebook (1) 0
#319 - IS the 9fag watermark a huge fail or part of the joke?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2012 on What happened to this world? +1
User avatar #322 - brolewski (07/07/2012) [-]
That is the joke
#336 - **alexxander rolls 75** *roll user* Name in next pos… 07/05/2012 on I bought my cat a new cat bed. -2
#2 - **alexxander rolled a random image posted in comment #677837… 07/05/2012 on Wait... What? 0
#3 - it's so stupid, yet so cool. Those guys look so badass, yet so stupid 07/05/2012 on 9GAG ARMY SPECIAL FORCES 0
#317 - Comment deleted 07/05/2012 on Bad luck babysitter 0
#134 - I went on a reaction face database and told myself I'd use the… 07/04/2012 on Thus viagra was discovered. 0
#28 - Because, you ignorant ****** , Android phones disp…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2012 on medal earned +5
#39 - anonymous (07/04/2012) [-]
Most people don't look at the number when texting someone.
#30 - anonymous (07/04/2012) [-]
why can't it be a normal fucking mobile phone?
#38 - acompletedumbass has deleted their comment.
User avatar #36 - nsizzle (07/04/2012) [-]
Fuckity-fuck-fuck arse barracks.
#127 - The title  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2012 on Thus viagra was discovered. 0
#133 - anonymous (07/04/2012) [-]
i know this is so random but id love to hear why the fuck do you have that cunt as your profile picture.
User avatar #134 - alexxander (07/04/2012) [-]
I went on a reaction face database and told myself I'd use the first picture to show up when I clicked on random.
#308 - Except the indiands actually fought back, unlike stupid US  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2012 on illegal immigration -1
#322 - thebritishguy (07/04/2012) [-]
unlike you, don't judge an entire country, especially when saying something as ridiculous as that is a clever idea.
#356 - **alexxander rolled user Foxroty ** the pizza guy 07/04/2012 on Epic pizza guy 0
#338 - It's CrazySysy from myfreecams according to a few anons 07/02/2012 on random post 0
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