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Age: 24
Youtube Channel: habborealhacker
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X-box Gamertag: the tootsie
Date Signed Up:5/01/2012
Last Login:8/31/2014
Location:Norway
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#6 - I've had the same thoughts myself 05/29/2014 on 9fag 0
#125 - I honestly didn't mean that to be reverse psychology, but I gu… 05/29/2014 on Another classic 0
#117 - The mom broke up with him, kicked him out, and forbade him fro…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2014 on Another classic 0
#138 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/29/2014) [-]
I know the bitch is a fucking bitch, but ya also gotta admit the guy must've been a lousy wimp to obey a cunt's commands. Being the manly man I am I would've kicked down the godamm door, slap the shit outta that cunt and take my sons. We wouda built a cabin deep in the woods of Canada, living of bear-flesh and growing epic beards.
User avatar #134 - stifflerxchong (05/29/2014) [-]
he mitgh had cheated on her but the kids part is retarded no one alive shoudl sufffer thsi pain...
#119 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/29/2014) [-]
that was my first guess
#115 - You should be ashamed of yourself 05/29/2014 on Another classic 0
#1 - Please don't thumb up above 10-15 or so thumbs. I don't deserv…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Another classic +8
#88 - derpination (05/29/2014) [-]
Well done... classic reverse psychology.
User avatar #125 - alexxander (05/29/2014) [-]
I honestly didn't mean that to be reverse psychology, but I guess I'll just have to accept my fate lol
User avatar #87 - jokexplain (05/29/2014) [-]
you were simply instrumental in sharing this story. our thumbs are not there for the purpose of glorifying you.
being a messenger is good enough.
User avatar #55 - matakeshi (05/29/2014) [-]
shut the fuck up and take all the thumbs like a whore you are.
#46 - cantexplain (05/29/2014) [-]
Dude. They're imaginary internet points that get you nothing, but maybe "rep" from ragin 15 year olds. No one serious cares about them. They're just used so that people see cool stuff and not garbage. This was cool hence
#26 - mamenber (05/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #23 - brinkmantheman (05/29/2014) [-]
shhhhhh. It's the cycle of repost. You can't interrupt this great cycle.
User avatar #4 - sonicthefast (05/28/2014) [-]
No. We all deserve to have our stories told, this one deserves no less. Just because it may have been uploaded before does not mean it should not be uploaded again.
#126 - Brotherhood of steal  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on Cazadores and Nightstalkers +5
#130 - rockstarownage (05/28/2014) [-]
* Brotha-hood of steal
#64 - Here, have some commas and periods for later use . ,,,, , … 05/27/2014 on Screw you, Imgur +1
#12 - How do you know? And can't you just enjoy the story either way? 05/27/2014 on A classic +1
#147 - he meant rear  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2014 on Eat Shit +1
#148 - firesnake (05/25/2014) [-]
#84 - Why the hell do you want a thong?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on Truth or Truth 0
#89 - sindrifreyr (05/23/2014) [-]
#17 - Him spending $62000 is like one of us spending $50. Johnny Dep…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2014 on On Stranger Tides 0
#36 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/23/2014) [-]
I wish I had $50
User avatar #25 - lokiwins (05/23/2014) [-]
But still, money is money and it's the same amount to everyone.
#1192 - Good bye, Funnyjunk. 05/22/2014 on FJ will shut down in 1 week 0
#29 - Old enough to be an uncle? I became an uncle when I was 10.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Oh lord the feels +1
User avatar #47 - axeaddonis (05/21/2014) [-]
My dad has an uncle 1 year younger than him.

It's a little creepy
#48 - ruffntuff (05/21/2014) [-]
yep, i was just about to say that one of my old friends was older than his uncle. shit blew my mind when i was younger lol
#44 - baaaaaaa (05/21/2014) [-]
I did when I was 9.
#31 - Comment deleted 05/21/2014 on Harry Potter in The Hunger... 0
#30 - Comment deleted 05/21/2014 on Harry Potter in The Hunger... 0
#35 - You're good at telling stories  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2014 on Lets try anal +50
User avatar #67 - TATTYBOJANGLES (05/21/2014) [-]
Thanks man, I really appreciate the kind words.
#26 - I think he's cool. When he fires a gun, it's not obvious that … 05/21/2014 on Jesse White and Walter Pinkmen 0
#11 - stop being such a homophobic  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2014 on busted 0
#12 - tomjay (05/21/2014) [-]
Suck my dick...figuratively
#22 - She didn't say it wasn't sexualised or followed by giggles. Th… 05/21/2014 on Anal grills 0
#184 - **** you, I'm going to laugh at dick jokes and ge… 05/21/2014 on Story time +1
#1 - There are so many solutions for this... Gas station, school, n… 05/19/2014 on Mein Kampf +2
#13 - Well, if the neck is so strong, I guess carrying it only by th… 05/19/2014 on God fucking dammit 0
#10 - Can't you hold it by the neck or head in addition to the shell…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/19/2014 on God fucking dammit 0
User avatar #20 - cookiel (05/19/2014) [-]
It most likely would retract its neck when you got to close
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/19/2014) [-]
I dare you to try- those necks are strong as fuck.

You can pick them up by the shell if you're very careful and stay toward the back though. You can also get them to bite a stick and carry them for a bit like that until they let go. Probably long enough to get them over the fence.
#19 - jslak (05/19/2014) [-]
or just pick them up by the tail
User avatar #13 - alexxander (05/19/2014) [-]
Well, if the neck is so strong, I guess carrying it only by the neck would be OK?
User avatar #11 - cacti (05/19/2014) [-]
I don't know, I'd never attempt to pick one up with my bare hands in fear of losing a finger.
#37 - Cat means automatic green thumb 05/19/2014 on darth cat +7
#108 - When dogs do that, it's actually an act of dominance. The dog … 05/19/2014 on corgi 0
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