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#41 - Omg so Morbidz... 12/21/2012 on Wasn't expecting that +31
#72 - just goes to show how retarded this site is.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/21/2012 on he has a point 0
User avatar #110 - jntcoolman (12/21/2012) [-]
User avatar #103 - shrinkzz (12/21/2012) [-]
So, he went back in time to repost your content!
Sneaky bastard...
User avatar #100 - giygasman (12/21/2012) [-]
Yeah it's retarded because of reposters such as yourself.
User avatar #91 - Himynameisjacob (12/21/2012) [-]
You do realize you posted it 8 hours later, right?
#78 - hoeremulle (12/21/2012) [-]
#2 - wat ifff??!1 12/21/2012 on MFW it's 11:59 on Dec. 20 0
#939 - i feel you bro... 12/21/2012 on If the World Ends On Friday +1
#8 - Except when i do this i get kicked out of school. 12/19/2012 on Alpha as fuck +1
#10 - huehuehue so phanny 12/19/2012 on Wut? :D 0
#175 - why all the thumb downs? was it not obvious i was joking? 12/19/2012 on Evolution -1
#44 - Picture 12/18/2012 on Evolution -4
#5 - ... ... ... k?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2012 on Something to think about 0
#10 - tredbear (12/18/2012) [-]
i'm sorry, that was very rude of me, i am just in a bad mood right now, and to make it up to you, here is a gif i think you will enjoy
#41 - Praise baby jesus and nic cage thor.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2012 on Evolution -3
User avatar #43 - landartheconqueror (12/18/2012) [-]
but...

the stew...
#44 - alexwise (12/18/2012) [-]
#40 - Praise christ 12/18/2012 on Evolution -3
#1 - Missing the point.  [+] (11 new replies) 12/18/2012 on Something to think about 0
User avatar #9 - lolzponies (12/18/2012) [-]
guns don't kill people
people kill people
User avatar #88 - tkfourtwoone (12/19/2012) [-]
I'm so tired of hearing that line.

Guns were made to kill people in the first place, therefore is is merely a killing tool.
Why do you want to own a tool that was designed to kill people? Are you planning on shooting someone soon?
Or is it the obvious-for-any-non-American fact that proves that beneath the benevolent facade of your average American, you are living with paranoia buried deep in your subconscious, secretly deeming as "potentially dangerous" anyone near you, eliminating from the start the basic mental sanity concept of "trust"?
User avatar #298 - lolzponies (12/19/2012) [-]
actually
I like having for these following reasons
A. Some one breaks in and threatens me
B. I enjoy target shooting
C. Hunting

I have the right to own a firearm , why should one lunatics actions punish ALL gun owners
what we really need is better mental health providers and checks when weapons are sold
User avatar #93 - brokendownpm (12/19/2012) [-]
So we should also ban anything that can be used as a killing tool? Guns save more lives then take them away.
User avatar #95 - tkfourtwoone (12/19/2012) [-]
Let me rephrase your question in order to adjust to your hurr-durr mentality:

"So we should also ban anything that can be used as a tool for killing FROM DISTANCE AND WITH EXTREME EASE?"

Yes. Quite yes. You'd have to be quite trained to kill someone with a throwing knife or with a bow. And even then, you're still a sick fuck for wanting to train to kill.
If not ban them, control the shit out them.
User avatar #96 - brokendownpm (12/19/2012) [-]
Lets not be all "who can piss harder". I think yes we should do something with the current US system but this whole lets take my hard owned property (which I enjoy as a hobby) away isn't right. TK I don't know where your from, but we left Europe for one of these reasons. Please don't get mad this is all opinions here.
User avatar #99 - tkfourtwoone (12/19/2012) [-]
I'm from a EU country where very few civilians own guns (most who do are young and usually have airsoft weapons, along with protective gear so they can exercise their hobby *hint hint*) and instances were firearm crimes are committed are few, far in between and usually make front page news.

Otherwise we only have to deal with gipsy gangs/clans and other sort of organized crime that solve their disputes with cheap swords, bats and knives, which kinda leads to few to none collateral victims.

While I would rather not have those sort of incidents at all, I much prefer it to the American problems of society.

Here's another example of your flawed gun-loving:
Leaving the many, MANY cases of accidental self-shooting (mostly cases of kids shooting themselves or their friends with their dad's gun) behind, let's say you buy a gun for self-defense. But since you should put it in a safe place, out of a child's reach, you should put it in a stow-away locked up chest or something similar. However, in case someone broke in your home in the middle of the night, it would be a sort of nuisance to reach your gun in the first place, in these conditions.

User avatar #164 - brokendownpm (12/19/2012) [-]
It seems people will always find a way to make trouble I guess. I used to play airsoft btw, and last I heard it was really hard to play over there. Also I understand your take on the whole keep your gun locked up thing, its hard to find some where if you had to you could grab it you could and keep it away from children. I honestly think people should come to some kind of agreement with this controversy.
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User avatar #5 - alexwise (12/18/2012) [-]
... ... ... k?
#10 - tredbear (12/18/2012) [-]
i'm sorry, that was very rude of me, i am just in a bad mood right now, and to make it up to you, here is a gif i think you will enjoy
#36 - **** you that's why. Christ is lord, Praise him.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2012 on Evolution 0
User avatar #39 - landartheconqueror (12/18/2012) [-]
but...

why the stew?
#41 - alexwise (12/18/2012) [-]
Praise baby jesus and nic cage thor.
User avatar #43 - landartheconqueror (12/18/2012) [-]
but...

the stew...
#44 - alexwise (12/18/2012) [-]
#32 - Y'all realize this **** aint real...  [+] (10 new replies) 12/18/2012 on Evolution -4
User avatar #175 - alexwise (12/19/2012) [-]
why all the thumb downs? was it not obvious i was joking?
User avatar #69 - galkawhm (12/18/2012) [-]
Yea, that stew looks shopped. I can tell by the pixels.
User avatar #38 - blacksmithgu (12/18/2012) [-]
That strange soup-chili concoction looks real enough to me.
User avatar #40 - alexwise (12/18/2012) [-]
Praise christ
User avatar #35 - landartheconqueror (12/18/2012) [-]
why the stew?
#36 - alexwise (12/18/2012) [-]
Fuck you that's why. Christ is lord, Praise him.
User avatar #39 - landartheconqueror (12/18/2012) [-]
but...

why the stew?
#41 - alexwise (12/18/2012) [-]
Praise baby jesus and nic cage thor.
User avatar #43 - landartheconqueror (12/18/2012) [-]
but...

the stew...
#44 - alexwise (12/18/2012) [-]
#24 - You the hell writes that on their arm in sharpie and then take… 12/18/2012 on Sloth +7
#379 - Think you guys are missing the point.. 12/18/2012 on Gun Laws 0
#291 - agreed 12/16/2012 on praise be to bacon -3
#269 - This event was really too horrible. Can we agree not to bring … 12/16/2012 on Teachers are so unappreciated. +9
#79 - ? 12/16/2012 on By god 0
#78 - Thats right. 12/16/2012 on By god 0
#35 - kinda dumb  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2012 on By god -14
#46 - Campbellssoup (12/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #79 - alexwise (12/16/2012) [-]
?
#44 - A Pickle (12/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #78 - alexwise (12/16/2012) [-]
Thats right.
#61 - huehuehuehue 12/15/2012 on Worlds most expensive dildo 0
#90 - pearl jam music video. Do the evolution. 12/15/2012 on Me and my dog right after... +5
#63 - Reminds me of Manhattan Projects.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2012 on Life choice 0
User avatar #86 - Sethorein (12/14/2012) [-]
two roads diverged in a wood. I took the one with nukes! :D
User avatar #64 - alstorp (12/14/2012) [-]
The... Woah, really?
#72 - quite disturbing as well. That two headed kitten gave me nightmares... 12/14/2012 on Jokers 0
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