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#9 - I go to bed with it on... this is why it is put in place. 09/30/2014 on Netflix +1
#25 - Maybe he can buy a belt with all of that new found cash.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on Read the description. +5
User avatar #27 - truemox (09/25/2014) [-]
Basketball shorts have the drawstringy thingy.
#3 - So that is what Valente Rodriguez is doing since his George Lo…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on You shouldnt watch this +27
User avatar #6 - lunarmage (09/02/2014) [-]
*cough* Happily Divorced *cough*
#67 - I loved these man! Thanks for making me look forward to somet… 09/02/2014 on 3 vs 40 Final stand. Kill... 0
#49 - Bitch please, this is Asia. They could be 30 for all we know  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Best anti-smoking ad yet 0
User avatar #64 - garymuthafuknoak (08/30/2014) [-]
is that links grandma?
#85 - I have no idea what went on with phil fish and /v/ and zoe qui… 08/24/2014 on ARE YOU KIDDING ME? -1
#72 - Gosh people are idiots... Walmart has almost 10-20 openings at… 08/13/2014 on job hunting in the 1930's +1
#1340 - **alexrider rolled image ** 08/10/2014 on The "Mirror" 0
#13 - I am a white, heterosexual male... I can't get a **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on Grade gifts 0
User avatar #19 - theguythatisnotyou (07/19/2014) [-]
Doesn't mean you can't apply for a shitload. My cousin, a white teenage virgin, received a scholarship for single minority mothers, simply because no one else applied.
#1 - Who the **** gets a car for a 3.8. I got a 3.8 a…  [+] (31 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Grade gifts +58
User avatar #119 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2014) [-]
its just a comic. I wouldnt give my kids a car for grades.
#82 - innocentbabies (07/20/2014) [-]
I'm spoiled and lazy. My grandpa gave me his truck for a dollar and while I'm perfectly capable of getting a 4.0, I've got like a 3.85.
#17 - sinery (07/19/2014) [-]
And I'm just sitting here, considering to not go to college even though I'd get paid for it.
User avatar #120 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2014) [-]
you really, really, should consider going.
User avatar #24 - sideism (07/20/2014) [-]
where are you from?
User avatar #26 - sinery (07/20/2014) [-]
There are like 5 countries in the world that got that shit, you figure it out.
User avatar #87 - pokemonstheshiz (07/20/2014) [-]
Some people get enough in scholarships a year that they can essentially get paid to go to school, so it could be literally any country
User avatar #28 - sideism (07/20/2014) [-]
let me guess, saudi arabia?
#29 - sinery (07/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #80 - teddybearlove (07/20/2014) [-]
that gif is so smooth...
User avatar #15 - reaperriley (07/19/2014) [-]
some people are born lucky.

I know a douche bag who when he turned 16 got a new cadillac escalade. His grades were terrible. Dude graduated and all he has done with his life is work out and mow some people's lawns.

I mean, why are you complaining. You are in college, you should know by now that life isnt fair and its full of bullshit.
User avatar #14 - IamSofaKingdom (07/19/2014) [-]
Ditto. For my efforts, I have several thousands in loans (tens of thousands to be precise). It is good to be poor and make an uneducated choice in colleges.
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/19/2014) [-]
Doesn't sound like you're working smarter, 3.8 is enough to get shittons of scholarships if you're applying for the right ones.
User avatar #13 - alexrider (07/19/2014) [-]
I am a white, heterosexual male... I can't get a shit ton of scholarships...
User avatar #19 - theguythatisnotyou (07/19/2014) [-]
Doesn't mean you can't apply for a shitload. My cousin, a white teenage virgin, received a scholarship for single minority mothers, simply because no one else applied.
#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/19/2014) [-]
The fuck is "grade gift"?
User avatar #8 - envinite (07/19/2014) [-]
It's a gift usually given by your parent or someone else to motivate you to get more good grades.
User avatar #27 - lunarmage (07/20/2014) [-]
Never really worked on me. I was always grateful for what I had and never asked for more unless I needed it.
Still got a 3.5 though. Got about $500 that I ended up freezing and I still have to this day
User avatar #3 - phudgepacker (07/19/2014) [-]
You didnt refer to the graduation gift chart
User avatar #52 - megazman (07/20/2014) [-]
...go grizzlies...
User avatar #91 - phudgepacker (07/20/2014) [-]
I love you
User avatar #115 - shaazo (07/20/2014) [-]
Knicks fan here. I like you guys, but I hope we get Gasol next year...
User avatar #116 - phudgepacker (07/20/2014) [-]
my sister live in NY man. i got love for the knicks, but if you guys get gasol then idk. he's our best player
User avatar #117 - shaazo (07/20/2014) [-]
You still have Randolph! And Conley! And you're pretty good at developing young talent, so even if Gasol goes, you'll still have hope
User avatar #122 - phudgepacker (07/20/2014) [-]
Maybe youre right. Id just hate to see another gasol leave us

Btw good luck with melo, he seems like a hard player to deal with
User avatar #124 - shaazo (07/20/2014) [-]
Eh, I like the dude. Him, Amar'e and Tim Hardaway Jr. were the only ones playing their hearts out last year. I really want him to win a chip, and he's loves the city. Melo's chill, but J.R. Smith is the one who's a handful lol
User avatar #126 - phudgepacker (07/20/2014) [-]
true. but you have to admit, you guys are stacked. with amar'e, melo and smith you guys should have done a lot better than you did last season. smith is way underappreciated. he was a thug in denver. we'll see what happens next season. since the kicks are in the east and the grizz are in the west i can cheer for you guys without shame
User avatar #127 - shaazo (07/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm excited for next year. Phil Jackson has gotten us some good players, and I really like Fisher as our coach. And ass far as the Grizzlies go, I've always liked you guys. You're a hard-working team, and in a pretty cool city! I wish you guys the best this season dude!
User avatar #128 - phudgepacker (07/20/2014) [-]
you too dude. we will see what happens next season
User avatar #84 - fukinitech (07/20/2014) [-]
grizzlies suck
#2 - adu (07/19/2014) [-]

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