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#54 - Oh...Okay...Rule 34 it is, then 01/26/2013 on Cod Prod +9
#53 - **alexeilvlrussian rolls 34**  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on Cod Prod -2
#54 - alexeilvlrussian (01/26/2013) [-]
Oh...Okay...Rule 34 it is, then
#12 - That's so ******* creepy 01/26/2013 on Robert 0
#60 - The heck would I know, find 'em and ask 'em. I take i… 01/26/2013 on Men and Feminine Products 0
#55 - No, go watch some ponies or something, you sick bastard! J…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on Men and Feminine Products 0
User avatar #56 - onkii (01/26/2013) [-]
it's all good, thanks anyway
#49 - It doesn't remember it now... 01/26/2013 on Men and Feminine Products 0
#46 - Oh, the piglett was quite alive.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/26/2013 on Men and Feminine Products 0
User avatar #58 - alfredisbatman (01/26/2013) [-]
Why the fuck would someone do that
User avatar #60 - alexeilvlrussian (01/26/2013) [-]
The heck would I know, find 'em and ask 'em.

I take it you haven't been to 4chan too often, eh?
#54 - slapmuff (01/26/2013) [-]
..source?
User avatar #53 - onkii (01/26/2013) [-]
...link?
User avatar #55 - alexeilvlrussian (01/26/2013) [-]
No, go watch some ponies or something, you sick bastard!
Jk, don't have a link, sorry.
Lurk around /gif/, maybe you'll catch a glimpse of it.
User avatar #56 - onkii (01/26/2013) [-]
it's all good, thanks anyway
#47 - ilikecows (01/26/2013) [-]
#49 - alexeilvlrussian (01/26/2013) [-]
It doesn't remember it now...
#44 - A cow! How the hell did they do that?  [+] (11 new replies) 01/26/2013 on Men and Feminine Products +1
#48 - kneehumper (01/26/2013) [-]
It was a really big grinder, I have no idea how they got the cow into it and I don't want to know
User avatar #45 - ilikecows (01/26/2013) [-]
With a big version of that machine

(The cow wasn't alive before though, so don't worry that much about it)
User avatar #46 - alexeilvlrussian (01/26/2013) [-]
Oh, the piglett was quite alive.
User avatar #58 - alfredisbatman (01/26/2013) [-]
Why the fuck would someone do that
User avatar #60 - alexeilvlrussian (01/26/2013) [-]
The heck would I know, find 'em and ask 'em.

I take it you haven't been to 4chan too often, eh?
#54 - slapmuff (01/26/2013) [-]
..source?
User avatar #53 - onkii (01/26/2013) [-]
...link?
User avatar #55 - alexeilvlrussian (01/26/2013) [-]
No, go watch some ponies or something, you sick bastard!
Jk, don't have a link, sorry.
Lurk around /gif/, maybe you'll catch a glimpse of it.
User avatar #56 - onkii (01/26/2013) [-]
it's all good, thanks anyway
#47 - ilikecows (01/26/2013) [-]
#49 - alexeilvlrussian (01/26/2013) [-]
It doesn't remember it now...
#24 - Why does this remind me of a ****** ?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on BrainPain +2
#25 - biggnuttyballs (01/26/2013) [-]
You should get your girl checked.
#41 - There's a gif of the dudes throwing a piglett in there  [+] (13 new replies) 01/26/2013 on Men and Feminine Products 0
User avatar #42 - kneehumper (01/26/2013) [-]
I've seen one where they throw a cow into of those. It wasn't pretty.
User avatar #44 - alexeilvlrussian (01/26/2013) [-]
A cow! How the hell did they do that?
#48 - kneehumper (01/26/2013) [-]
It was a really big grinder, I have no idea how they got the cow into it and I don't want to know
User avatar #45 - ilikecows (01/26/2013) [-]
With a big version of that machine

(The cow wasn't alive before though, so don't worry that much about it)
User avatar #46 - alexeilvlrussian (01/26/2013) [-]
Oh, the piglett was quite alive.
User avatar #58 - alfredisbatman (01/26/2013) [-]
Why the fuck would someone do that
User avatar #60 - alexeilvlrussian (01/26/2013) [-]
The heck would I know, find 'em and ask 'em.

I take it you haven't been to 4chan too often, eh?
#54 - slapmuff (01/26/2013) [-]
..source?
User avatar #53 - onkii (01/26/2013) [-]
...link?
User avatar #55 - alexeilvlrussian (01/26/2013) [-]
No, go watch some ponies or something, you sick bastard!
Jk, don't have a link, sorry.
Lurk around /gif/, maybe you'll catch a glimpse of it.
User avatar #56 - onkii (01/26/2013) [-]
it's all good, thanks anyway
#47 - ilikecows (01/26/2013) [-]
#49 - alexeilvlrussian (01/26/2013) [-]
It doesn't remember it now...
#88 - Dude :| I swear to sweet baby jesus, that was my idea of a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on If your Tattoos could talk +1
User avatar #90 - krizzah (01/26/2013) [-]
Well the artist who made it said that he had never designed anything like it in the 9 years he'd been in the bussiness. I don't know if you have any tattoos yet, but it kinda gets you hooked, making you want more and more. If you have the money it's totally worth it in my opinion!
#59 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2013 on Musicians know the feel 0
User avatar #63 - biomedic (01/25/2013) [-]
lol!! you make a good point, but you can find people like that anywhere in Europe.
#56 - Meh, you're still the americans of europe.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/25/2013 on Musicians know the feel -3
User avatar #67 - dementedllama (01/25/2013) [-]
And you're clearly a dope.
#62 - anonymous (01/25/2013) [-]
I'm from Denmark, and i can positively say that the whole of scandinavia read notes as letters: A, A#/B, H, C, C#/Db, D, D#/Eb, E, F, F#/Gb, G and G#/Ab


The whole mixup of the B/H notes was supposedly some drunk guy fucking shit up
User avatar #57 - biomedic (01/25/2013) [-]
How so?
#59 - alexeilvlrussian (01/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #63 - biomedic (01/25/2013) [-]
lol!! you make a good point, but you can find people like that anywhere in Europe.
#54 - Meh, you guys still use the imperial system, as does America.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/25/2013 on Musicians know the feel -2
#102 - anonymous (01/25/2013) [-]
Are you dumb? The imperial system has nothing to do with reading standard notation. Besides, most countries in at least northern Europe would read it as F-A-G. I'm Norwegian, so I at least know that for a fact.
User avatar #55 - biomedic (01/25/2013) [-]
No we don't. We use a weird combination of both, measuring large distances in miles, but short distances in meters/centimeters. And weight in kilograms, and volumes in litres. It's only really the older generation that uses imperial, we were taught to use metric. Don't tell me about my own culture, since you clearly don't understand it.
User avatar #56 - alexeilvlrussian (01/25/2013) [-]
Meh, you're still the americans of europe.
User avatar #67 - dementedllama (01/25/2013) [-]
And you're clearly a dope.
#62 - anonymous (01/25/2013) [-]
I'm from Denmark, and i can positively say that the whole of scandinavia read notes as letters: A, A#/B, H, C, C#/Db, D, D#/Eb, E, F, F#/Gb, G and G#/Ab


The whole mixup of the B/H notes was supposedly some drunk guy fucking shit up
User avatar #57 - biomedic (01/25/2013) [-]
How so?
#59 - alexeilvlrussian (01/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #63 - biomedic (01/25/2013) [-]
lol!! you make a good point, but you can find people like that anywhere in Europe.
#50 - "Standard notation"... seriously? All of europe woul…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/25/2013 on Musicians know the feel -4
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User avatar #53 - biomedic (01/25/2013) [-]
Clearly not all of Europe, having lived in the UK my whole life and learned how to read music; I can say I read the notes.
User avatar #54 - alexeilvlrussian (01/25/2013) [-]
Meh, you guys still use the imperial system, as does America.
#102 - anonymous (01/25/2013) [-]
Are you dumb? The imperial system has nothing to do with reading standard notation. Besides, most countries in at least northern Europe would read it as F-A-G. I'm Norwegian, so I at least know that for a fact.
User avatar #55 - biomedic (01/25/2013) [-]
No we don't. We use a weird combination of both, measuring large distances in miles, but short distances in meters/centimeters. And weight in kilograms, and volumes in litres. It's only really the older generation that uses imperial, we were taught to use metric. Don't tell me about my own culture, since you clearly don't understand it.
User avatar #56 - alexeilvlrussian (01/25/2013) [-]
Meh, you're still the americans of europe.
User avatar #67 - dementedllama (01/25/2013) [-]
And you're clearly a dope.
#62 - anonymous (01/25/2013) [-]
I'm from Denmark, and i can positively say that the whole of scandinavia read notes as letters: A, A#/B, H, C, C#/Db, D, D#/Eb, E, F, F#/Gb, G and G#/Ab


The whole mixup of the B/H notes was supposedly some drunk guy fucking shit up
User avatar #57 - biomedic (01/25/2013) [-]
How so?
#59 - alexeilvlrussian (01/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #63 - biomedic (01/25/2013) [-]
lol!! you make a good point, but you can find people like that anywhere in Europe.
#44 - "musically challenged people", or just, you know, no…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/25/2013 on Musicians know the feel -4
User avatar #48 - biomedic (01/25/2013) [-]
why just american? standard notation is universal... hence 'standard' notation.
User avatar #50 - alexeilvlrussian (01/25/2013) [-]
"Standard notation"... seriously? All of europe would read that as "fa la sol"
#81 - corundum has deleted their comment.
User avatar #53 - biomedic (01/25/2013) [-]
Clearly not all of Europe, having lived in the UK my whole life and learned how to read music; I can say I read the notes.
User avatar #54 - alexeilvlrussian (01/25/2013) [-]
Meh, you guys still use the imperial system, as does America.
#102 - anonymous (01/25/2013) [-]
Are you dumb? The imperial system has nothing to do with reading standard notation. Besides, most countries in at least northern Europe would read it as F-A-G. I'm Norwegian, so I at least know that for a fact.
User avatar #55 - biomedic (01/25/2013) [-]
No we don't. We use a weird combination of both, measuring large distances in miles, but short distances in meters/centimeters. And weight in kilograms, and volumes in litres. It's only really the older generation that uses imperial, we were taught to use metric. Don't tell me about my own culture, since you clearly don't understand it.
User avatar #56 - alexeilvlrussian (01/25/2013) [-]
Meh, you're still the americans of europe.
User avatar #67 - dementedllama (01/25/2013) [-]
And you're clearly a dope.
#62 - anonymous (01/25/2013) [-]
I'm from Denmark, and i can positively say that the whole of scandinavia read notes as letters: A, A#/B, H, C, C#/Db, D, D#/Eb, E, F, F#/Gb, G and G#/Ab


The whole mixup of the B/H notes was supposedly some drunk guy fucking shit up
User avatar #57 - biomedic (01/25/2013) [-]
How so?
#59 - alexeilvlrussian (01/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #63 - biomedic (01/25/2013) [-]
lol!! you make a good point, but you can find people like that anywhere in Europe.
#125 - You know...it's not aborted anything...It's just the chicken's… 01/25/2013 on Delicious +1
#1 - Comment deleted 01/24/2013 on Photobama 0
#1 - She's an obvious fake. It's CAPTAIN...Jack Sparrow 01/24/2013 on Who is Captain Jack Sparrow? 0
#474 - **alexeilvlrussian rolls 23**  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2013 on Hmmm... (2) +1
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#486 - BaconSmeller has deleted their comment.
#16 - That would be microwaving wood on fire. In the microwave. Gett…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2013 on Plasma in slow motion 0
#17 - atgfj (01/24/2013) [-]
You're a smart one
#14 - I'm afraid you're right, I had a false image of what "pla… 01/24/2013 on Plasma in slow motion +1
#13 - Wait, how do you actually microwave fire...?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/24/2013 on Plasma in slow motion +2
User avatar #15 - therianek (01/24/2013) [-]
what about putting wood on fire to the microwave?
#16 - alexeilvlrussian (01/24/2013) [-]
That would be microwaving wood on fire. In the microwave. Getting microwaved. By microwaves.
#17 - atgfj (01/24/2013) [-]
You're a smart one
#9 - It actually does.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/24/2013 on Plasma in slow motion +1
User avatar #10 - swordyou (01/24/2013) [-]
Actually, it isnt.. Fire is nowhere near hot enough to be able to create plasma. Lightning is hot enough to tear apart an electron from the atom in the air which causes what you see in the above gif.
#14 - alexeilvlrussian (01/24/2013) [-]
I'm afraid you're right, I had a false image of what "plasma" is.
Learn something new every day!
Have a free gif.
#11 - anonymous (01/24/2013) [-]
if you microvave fire it enters a plasma state
#13 - alexeilvlrussian (01/24/2013) [-]
Wait, how do you actually microwave fire...?
User avatar #15 - therianek (01/24/2013) [-]
what about putting wood on fire to the microwave?
#16 - alexeilvlrussian (01/24/2013) [-]
That would be microwaving wood on fire. In the microwave. Getting microwaved. By microwaves.
#17 - atgfj (01/24/2013) [-]
You're a smart one
#76 - Picture 01/24/2013 on Physics! +2
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User avatar #1 - linktheherooftime (03/16/2013) [-]
Thanks for the picture. It'll go great with my collection.
User avatar #2 to #1 - alexeilvlrussian (03/16/2013) [-]
You're...welcome o.o
#3 to #2 - linktheherooftime (03/16/2013) [-]
No I'm serious I have a collection. But I don't know wither I should be proud or ashamed of it.
User avatar #4 to #3 - alexeilvlrussian (03/16/2013) [-]
I do too! But it's just 28 pictures ;_;
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