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#25 - ITT: English speakers don't understand gendered and plural articles. 07/23/2013 on Der Die Das +8
#778 - mfw ay bby want sum fuk? Alex 19 Athens, Greece 07/22/2013 on Funnyjunk in the real life 0
#124 - Well. Make sure you wear your username in hell so we can meet up. 07/16/2013 on kids vs car +1
#51 - It's a mother ******* Cheetah. It's always too la… 07/03/2013 on Don't move bitch, don't move +20
#103 - Sorry bro, I've tried american beer. Budweiser, I think. It wa… 06/25/2013 on Food for thoughts. 0
#9 - USA's not on the list, because they don't call water "bee…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/24/2013 on Food for thoughts. +86
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User avatar #40 - xmeatshieldx (06/24/2013) [-]
www.ratebeer.com/RateBeerBest/bestbeers_012013x.asp

Just saying, most of the beers on that list are brewed in the USA...

I don't even drink beer, but that was a bad insult.
#65 - araell (06/24/2013) [-]
This site is a shit, there isn't a single czech beer. Dafuq.
User avatar #46 - thewebspinner (06/24/2013) [-]
ratebeer.com
.com
dot fucking com

This site is most likely run by and for americans, that said there are some stunning beers on that list but no innis&gunn? no german beers? not a single decent microbrewery beer from outside the US? Sounds like bullshit to me.
User avatar #47 - xmeatshieldx (06/24/2013) [-]
I tried finding other sources, but they didn't have very good lists that were easy to view. besides the number 1 beer on that list isn't even American.
User avatar #45 - gespony (06/24/2013) [-]
49 Cantillon Lou Pepe Pure Kriek Cantillon - Belgium

No wonder, they've put a kriek beer on 49th place.
Kriek is a really fruity bear that tastes like candy. Imo i know atleast 20 better beers then that.

On another note, Westvleteren is indeed one fine beer. A must drink for all beer lovers
#31 - epicpahtater (06/24/2013) [-]
#68 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
not really. It's a dried up old joke. It's not funny or insulting anymore, it's just irritating that nothing actually funny is posted here.

"HUR DURR WHY IS DRINKING AMURICAN BEER LIKE HAVING SEX IN A CANOE?"
"ITS FUCKING CLOSE TO WATER"
"GUISE I AM SO ORIGINAL"
User avatar #103 - alexeilvlrussian (06/25/2013) [-]
Sorry bro, I've tried american beer. Budweiser, I think. It was actually pretty close to water.
Even Greek beers are on a whole different level from that.

Get well soon.
User avatar #102 - epicpahtater (06/25/2013) [-]
you just can't stand that that statement is completely true
#71 - siggythepiggy (06/24/2013) [-]
#32 - Lost my glasses over two months ago. In a mosh pit. … 06/22/2013 on FML +1
#65 - Hello, my Faroese friend! Will you help me count the rest of y…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2013 on popularity 0
User avatar #142 - christmouth (06/22/2013) [-]
Then I'm number two.
#15 - Comment deleted 06/05/2013 on color blind 0
#6 - Probably the fact he raised his legs almost horizontally. 05/30/2013 on Black man can jump 0
#8 - I sure damn hope it doesn't have Hodor's body odor...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2013 on odor hodor +1
User avatar #9 - moshthun (05/28/2013) [-]
For all you know Hodor might have a great odor, manly and sweaty at least.
#11 - Implying that his/her face would make it any easier to tell 05/26/2013 on Wallpaper to Enjoy +9
#31 - ALL HAIL POKTHULHU! 05/23/2013 on Fuck yo Pokemon fuser... 0
#52 - Trypophobia (From greek "trypa" = hole and "pho… 05/21/2013 on cute bundles of death +2
#79 - Have you ever had physics classes? As in, should I ge…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2013 on A Proper Bitchslap 0
User avatar #81 - TFTH (05/22/2013) [-]
tbh i dont care
#60 - I love how physics don't apply in this anime. This is…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/21/2013 on A Proper Bitchslap 0
User avatar #65 - TFTH (05/21/2013) [-]
They may be light, but a skull is still a skull. An a huge amount of bone the size of something like that would surely do some damage
User avatar #79 - alexeilvlrussian (05/21/2013) [-]
Have you ever had physics classes?

As in, should I get to explaining how that wouldn't work, or should I just give up right away?
User avatar #81 - TFTH (05/22/2013) [-]
tbh i dont care
#62 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
IMAGINATION!
#461 - I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST LIKE NO CYTH EVER WAS … 05/21/2013 on Bandwagon +4
#9 - That is, if it stays intact after getting close to the sun. 04/25/2013 on just so you know 0
#10 - We either didn't learn it at chem class, or I don't remember, … 04/25/2013 on Title 0
#29 - Masterplan: >pee >shake >pull pants up …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2013 on impossibru -1
User avatar #33 - dinkcool (04/25/2013) [-]
I tried that once but it still peed.
#42 - I know a couple of fangirls who'd die for those fingers.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on Best Korea's recent missile... +5
#43 - ghettograndpa (04/13/2013) [-]
ew...
#24 - Cool copy-pasta, bro, paste it again sometime. 04/13/2013 on Unhelpful High School... +2
#3 - I think I lost it after that upside-down Δ. What does that mean?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2013 on How does one square the... 0
User avatar #4 - EventHorizon (04/12/2013) [-]
That's the gradient vector. The whole equation is Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle.
#58 - I laughed so hard, I almost choked on my taste bud semen. 04/11/2013 on Saliva +1
#6 - The 2nd one, you mean. The first was mistaken for a c… 04/10/2013 on More North Korea jokes 0
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User avatar #1 - linktheherooftime (03/16/2013) [-]
Thanks for the picture. It'll go great with my collection.
User avatar #2 to #1 - alexeilvlrussian (03/16/2013) [-]
You're...welcome o.o
#3 to #2 - linktheherooftime (03/16/2013) [-]
No I'm serious I have a collection. But I don't know wither I should be proud or ashamed of it.
User avatar #4 to #3 - alexeilvlrussian (03/16/2013) [-]
I do too! But it's just 28 pictures ;_;
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