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Date Signed Up:1/01/2012
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#56 - I told my moms I was growing it just to try making ropes and s… 11/20/2012 on Oblivious Mom comp +1
#143 - Has anyone got the original of the madagascar roaches pic? I w… 11/19/2012 on Kill it with fire 0
#427 - Fuck you, OP. Fuck you with all my love ;_; 11/18/2012 on guise, ill miss you +3
#218 - Picture 11/18/2012 on give slenderman a face +4
#121 - I'll just post this, then. Again. Yes, it was me las… 11/13/2012 on Periodic table +6
#5 - I hear ya. 11/12/2012 on Epic Face Swap 0
#15 - This is amazing. Bravo. 11/12/2012 on You're Doing It Right -1
#30 - Ohhh boy, I have! xD The sitting in a corner is the o…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2012 on Poecilotheria metallica... +1
User avatar #31 - minchishi (11/10/2012) [-]
They're fabulous so they get away with being boring sometimes haha
#25 - Awesome color, but they're kinda boring, just sitting in an up…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/10/2012 on Poecilotheria metallica... 0
User avatar #28 - minchishi (11/10/2012) [-]
you haven't seen them feeding then :P
User avatar #30 - alexeilvlrussian (11/10/2012) [-]
Ohhh boy, I have! xD

The sitting in a corner is the only boring thing about them.
User avatar #31 - minchishi (11/10/2012) [-]
They're fabulous so they get away with being boring sometimes haha
#11 - That's 'shopped. I can tell by some of the pixels and by s… 11/09/2012 on Interesting art +1
#121 - I see, thanks a lot! Time to dig in. 11/09/2012 on Titanic Miracle 0
#118 - Learn a new thing everyday. Can you confirm it by lin…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/09/2012 on Titanic Miracle +2
User avatar #120 - furyofthestorm (11/09/2012) [-]
http://en .wikipedia. org/wiki/Lobster#Longevity
I know people are still iffy about wiki even with the changes to it lately, so here's another one,
http://www .fightaging. org/archives/2007/06/ageless-animals-the-lobster-edition.php
User avatar #121 - alexeilvlrussian (11/09/2012) [-]
I see, thanks a lot!
Time to dig in.
User avatar #119 - wooyoungkim (11/09/2012) [-]
Look it up on google. There's plenty of articles about lobster and possible immortality. They didn't prove it, but it is supported by many evidences.
#112 - I think you're confusing jellyfish with crustacea  [+] (8 new replies) 11/09/2012 on Titanic Miracle +2
User avatar #116 - furyofthestorm (11/09/2012) [-]
Nope. Lobster telomerase never shortens. In fact it lengthens as they age.
The older they get, the more fertile they get as well.
Little bastards get stronger the longer we let them live.
#146 - kennyroks (11/09/2012) [-]
telomerase is an enzyme, i think you meant telomeres which are the noncoding dna sequences at the polar ends of DNA strands
User avatar #137 - voxseppo (11/09/2012) [-]
Does this mean that we got gigantic lobsters at the bottom of the ocean lead by a gigantic lobster king, just waiting to kill us?
User avatar #155 - akg (11/09/2012) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #118 - alexeilvlrussian (11/09/2012) [-]
Learn a new thing everyday.

Can you confirm it by linking a legit article though?
Not saying you're lying, but you know...It's the internet.
User avatar #120 - furyofthestorm (11/09/2012) [-]
http://en .wikipedia. org/wiki/Lobster#Longevity
I know people are still iffy about wiki even with the changes to it lately, so here's another one,
http://www .fightaging. org/archives/2007/06/ageless-animals-the-lobster-edition.php
User avatar #121 - alexeilvlrussian (11/09/2012) [-]
I see, thanks a lot!
Time to dig in.
User avatar #119 - wooyoungkim (11/09/2012) [-]
Look it up on google. There's plenty of articles about lobster and possible immortality. They didn't prove it, but it is supported by many evidences.
#121 - now we sit back and wait until someone else posts as well, bec…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/08/2012 on Taking photos 0
#128 - misterblack (11/08/2012) [-]
#146 - varric (11/08/2012) [-]
#133 - budunovukai (11/08/2012) [-]
**budunovukai rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Dog ** I don't have any cup pics at work, hope this helps
#198 - budunovukai (11/08/2012) [-]
But who is cup?

Dog

Dog is cup
#118 - Cup thread?  [+] (6 new replies) 11/08/2012 on Taking photos +1
#119 - ninootendoo (11/08/2012) [-]
Close enough?

User avatar #121 - alexeilvlrussian (11/08/2012) [-]
now we sit back and wait until someone else posts as well, because that's all I got ._.
#128 - misterblack (11/08/2012) [-]
#146 - varric (11/08/2012) [-]
#133 - budunovukai (11/08/2012) [-]
**budunovukai rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Dog ** I don't have any cup pics at work, hope this helps
#198 - budunovukai (11/08/2012) [-]
But who is cup?

Dog

Dog is cup
#183 - ...He converted all the pigs? 11/08/2012 on How Obama really won the... -1
#116 - nvm me just felt like posting this  [+] (8 new replies) 11/08/2012 on Taking photos +5
#117 - ninootendoo (11/08/2012) [-]
Alrighty then
#118 - alexeilvlrussian (11/08/2012) [-]
Cup thread?
#119 - ninootendoo (11/08/2012) [-]
Close enough?

User avatar #121 - alexeilvlrussian (11/08/2012) [-]
now we sit back and wait until someone else posts as well, because that's all I got ._.
#128 - misterblack (11/08/2012) [-]
#146 - varric (11/08/2012) [-]
#133 - budunovukai (11/08/2012) [-]
**budunovukai rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Dog ** I don't have any cup pics at work, hope this helps
#198 - budunovukai (11/08/2012) [-]
But who is cup?

Dog

Dog is cup
#92 - What the FUCK, Funnyjunk?! >see this post >… 11/07/2012 on Romney is Sauron +3
#177 - Wait, there's a person with the username Mortuus here? Abb… 11/06/2012 on So. Many. Mentions. 0
#48 - Bitches just don't know about your tickets and tokens, brah. 11/06/2012 on The best pickup line ever +4
#89 - The poor tarantula .... D: 11/06/2012 on Protein Shake +7
#254 - Then they all apologized and went to have beer and chop some t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2012 on Canada +7
User avatar #266 - lordadamson (11/06/2012) [-]
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay :) i love happy endings
#276 - What the actual fuck? Following what comment #270, I watched w… 11/06/2012 on Wait, let me down bitch. 0
#422 - Sorry, I was trying to say "anywhere but scandinavia"… 11/05/2012 on Shut Up And Take Me To Prison 0
#6 - I've had an estimated of 2 hours once. Waited for, like, 2… 11/05/2012 on Legit 0
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User avatar #1 - linktheherooftime (03/16/2013) [-]
Thanks for the picture. It'll go great with my collection.
User avatar #2 to #1 - alexeilvlrussian (03/16/2013) [-]
You're...welcome o.o
#3 to #2 - linktheherooftime (03/16/2013) [-]
No I'm serious I have a collection. But I don't know wither I should be proud or ashamed of it.
User avatar #4 to #3 - alexeilvlrussian (03/16/2013) [-]
I do too! But it's just 28 pictures ;_;
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