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#8 - Picture 12/16/2012 on I Think He Wants The Frisbee 0
#454 - Maybe because I keep my room tidy and I don't have rotting foo… 12/16/2012 on accidentally learning 0
#46 - Alright, then spiders are bugs and you're a dog. 12/16/2012 on Trouser snake 0
#17 - Trivia time: It's a legless blind salamander, not a snake  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2012 on Trouser snake +8
User avatar #23 - ajperry (12/16/2012) [-]
Salamander = Reptile
Snake = Reptile

Salamanders have feet, snakes have no feet.

It's kind of a snake.
User avatar #46 - alexeilvlrussian (12/16/2012) [-]
Alright, then spiders are bugs and you're a dog.
#86 - Everyone knows she's a filthy whore 12/15/2012 on Flutter-rich 0
#85 - mfw fact No. 9 Let me explain why: I actually own gia…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2012 on accidentally learning 0
#106 - Womens Study Major (12/15/2012) [-]
How can you guarantee that?
User avatar #454 - alexeilvlrussian (12/16/2012) [-]
Maybe because I keep my room tidy and I don't have rotting food laying around on my bed, anon.
#226 - Point proven.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2012 on we shouldn't hate on hitler 0
User avatar #230 - jokeface (12/15/2012) [-]
Hey whatever I can do to not be white.
#221 - Nah, I wasn't bad at history, it's just that "people say&…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2012 on we shouldn't hate on hitler 0
User avatar #222 - jokeface (12/15/2012) [-]
Word. I'm Egyptian, and recently I remembered that Egypt is part of Africa, so I've spent the last week or so declaring that I'm actually black. No one has corrected me so far.
User avatar #226 - alexeilvlrussian (12/15/2012) [-]
Point proven.
User avatar #230 - jokeface (12/15/2012) [-]
Hey whatever I can do to not be white.
#217 - Oh, now I get it, lol. Well, I've still heard she was…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/15/2012 on we shouldn't hate on hitler 0
User avatar #219 - jokeface (12/15/2012) [-]
I know what you mean. My two worst subjects in school were history, and everything else.
User avatar #221 - alexeilvlrussian (12/15/2012) [-]
Nah, I wasn't bad at history, it's just that "people say", so you're never sure whether she was, or wasn't, you know?

Far as I care, I could even claim she was african and support my point.



Actually, let's do this and fuck with people
User avatar #222 - jokeface (12/15/2012) [-]
Word. I'm Egyptian, and recently I remembered that Egypt is part of Africa, so I've spent the last week or so declaring that I'm actually black. No one has corrected me so far.
User avatar #226 - alexeilvlrussian (12/15/2012) [-]
Point proven.
User avatar #230 - jokeface (12/15/2012) [-]
Hey whatever I can do to not be white.
#208 - no wait wat  [+] (7 new replies) 12/15/2012 on we shouldn't hate on hitler +1
User avatar #214 - jokeface (12/15/2012) [-]
Well it's pretty clear that Voldemort was an allegory for Hitler. And Voldemort's mother was a Muggle.
User avatar #217 - alexeilvlrussian (12/15/2012) [-]
Oh, now I get it, lol.

Well, I've still heard she was jewish.
But I'm not a historian, either, so I won't argue or struggle too much. Be gentle.
User avatar #219 - jokeface (12/15/2012) [-]
I know what you mean. My two worst subjects in school were history, and everything else.
User avatar #221 - alexeilvlrussian (12/15/2012) [-]
Nah, I wasn't bad at history, it's just that "people say", so you're never sure whether she was, or wasn't, you know?

Far as I care, I could even claim she was african and support my point.



Actually, let's do this and fuck with people
User avatar #222 - jokeface (12/15/2012) [-]
Word. I'm Egyptian, and recently I remembered that Egypt is part of Africa, so I've spent the last week or so declaring that I'm actually black. No one has corrected me so far.
User avatar #226 - alexeilvlrussian (12/15/2012) [-]
Point proven.
User avatar #230 - jokeface (12/15/2012) [-]
Hey whatever I can do to not be white.
#193 - Hitler's mother was Jewish  [+] (10 new replies) 12/15/2012 on we shouldn't hate on hitler 0
User avatar #199 - jokeface (12/15/2012) [-]
No you're thinking of Voldemort. Easy mistake.
#208 - alexeilvlrussian (12/15/2012) [-]
no wait wat
User avatar #214 - jokeface (12/15/2012) [-]
Well it's pretty clear that Voldemort was an allegory for Hitler. And Voldemort's mother was a Muggle.
User avatar #217 - alexeilvlrussian (12/15/2012) [-]
Oh, now I get it, lol.

Well, I've still heard she was jewish.
But I'm not a historian, either, so I won't argue or struggle too much. Be gentle.
User avatar #219 - jokeface (12/15/2012) [-]
I know what you mean. My two worst subjects in school were history, and everything else.
User avatar #221 - alexeilvlrussian (12/15/2012) [-]
Nah, I wasn't bad at history, it's just that "people say", so you're never sure whether she was, or wasn't, you know?

Far as I care, I could even claim she was african and support my point.



Actually, let's do this and fuck with people
User avatar #222 - jokeface (12/15/2012) [-]
Word. I'm Egyptian, and recently I remembered that Egypt is part of Africa, so I've spent the last week or so declaring that I'm actually black. No one has corrected me so far.
User avatar #226 - alexeilvlrussian (12/15/2012) [-]
Point proven.
User avatar #230 - jokeface (12/15/2012) [-]
Hey whatever I can do to not be white.
#195 - Womens Study Major (12/15/2012) [-]
Isn't that just a myth?
#394 - Picture 12/15/2012 on Prayer for the Fallen -4
#14 - No, I didn't find it offensive, I don't reply to anything that…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2012 on God No -3
User avatar #15 - corbiethornsriff (12/14/2012) [-]
The problem I have with this content is that it chastises theists just because they're theists (I say "theist" because I don't see where "Christian" is being mentioned in the comic... but, feel free to correct me).

Sure, mock the fanatic retards of any belief (or lack there of) as much as you want, but you know as well as the rest of us that "atheists" can be just as obnoxious.

I agree, I also dig the art style (hell, it's tonnes better than mine).
#1 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2012 on My sides.. +136
User avatar #22 - siggythepiggy (12/15/2012) [-]
how original
User avatar #10 - crazyanimefreak (12/15/2012) [-]
I think they already have...
#5 - quaid has deleted their comment.
#1 - Ummm...excuse me...sir... Sir....? … 12/14/2012 on Cat Politely Asks for... +38
#1 - Comment deleted 12/14/2012 on Goats Just Wanna Have Fun 0
#7 - If you're offended, you can just NOT read it. If you …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2012 on God No -3
User avatar #13 - corbiethornsriff (12/14/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, does my comment offend you? You could just NOT read it.

Or maybe you just don't find it funny, or you just don't agree with it? Again, you could just NOT read it.

And no, everything's not necessarily funny. As a matter of fact, I doubt you found this post funny. But if you did, I'd love for you to highlight the joke for me.
Because I can't find it. Go suck some cock and don't come in the comment section, because it's the Plain of the Butthurt. (But then again, aren't we both right now?).
User avatar #14 - alexeilvlrussian (12/14/2012) [-]
No, I didn't find it offensive, I don't reply to anything that offends me. And I DID find it funny.

On the other hand, I'm not in the least butthurt, either.

I did find the comic funny, because that's how the majority of Christians act.
Not all of them, no. I have some great Christian friends.

But, obviously, the comic is directed to those that DO act like that. And I DO agree they're completely retarded for acting like that, that's why I laughed. I also like her drawing style.

Cheers! ^^
User avatar #15 - corbiethornsriff (12/14/2012) [-]
The problem I have with this content is that it chastises theists just because they're theists (I say "theist" because I don't see where "Christian" is being mentioned in the comic... but, feel free to correct me).

Sure, mock the fanatic retards of any belief (or lack there of) as much as you want, but you know as well as the rest of us that "atheists" can be just as obnoxious.

I agree, I also dig the art style (hell, it's tonnes better than mine).
#179 - Oh, hell, where is this from?!  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2012 on Viking 0
#241 - amuro has deleted their comment.
User avatar #180 - mcderfenschmirt (12/14/2012) [-]
Crank. Can't remember if it's the first or second one.
User avatar #197 - drturkleton (12/14/2012) [-]
First. Right before he starts riding that policebike.
#11 - But would you LIFT in the dark? 12/14/2012 on Zen 8 +2
#17 - There's a movie for this, Fido  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2012 on Walking the Dead 0
#18 - Womens Study Major (12/14/2012) [-]
^ This!
#55 - Also Watain. Watain are pretty good, too. 12/14/2012 on Vikings are alphas as fuck 0
#54 - Oden! Guide our ships,! Our axes, spears and swords! …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2012 on Vikings are alphas as fuck +3
User avatar #69 - teff (12/14/2012) [-]
A ram is sacrificed
Across the longship's bow
And as we set our sails
A strong breeze starts to blow

It carries us out to sea
With hope of fame and pride
And glorious all will be
That with sword in hand will die
#170 - forgot to resize and it turned out huge  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2012 on Viking +37
User avatar #184 - DrSalvador (12/14/2012) [-]
His pec looks like a boob
User avatar #242 - sommerli (12/14/2012) [-]
Maybe because it is?
User avatar #192 - plazmaflare (12/14/2012) [-]
I think that means he's doing it right. It looks better from the front though
#168 - Picture 12/14/2012 on Viking 0
#61 - Comment deleted 12/12/2012 on Wut +9
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User avatar #1 - linktheherooftime (03/16/2013) [-]
Thanks for the picture. It'll go great with my collection.
User avatar #2 to #1 - alexeilvlrussian (03/16/2013) [-]
You're...welcome o.o
#3 to #2 - linktheherooftime (03/16/2013) [-]
No I'm serious I have a collection. But I don't know wither I should be proud or ashamed of it.
User avatar #4 to #3 - alexeilvlrussian (03/16/2013) [-]
I do too! But it's just 28 pictures ;_;
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