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Date Signed Up:1/01/2012
Last Login:12/26/2014
Location:Greece
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#17 - Deer God is pleased  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2013 on XYZ +12
#18 - alexeilvlrussian (01/11/2013) [-]
And Avion, too.
User avatar #60 - smellmyfaceforswag (01/13/2013) [-]
Colosuss?~
User avatar #61 - alexeilvlrussian (01/14/2013) [-]
Nope
User avatar #25 - darkangeloffire (01/11/2013) [-]
I was thinking that when I saw Yveltal
#13 - Jeg er ikke norsk, men jeg kan 'øæå' og. Så?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2013 on Elves 0
#14 - FanMan (01/11/2013) [-]
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du har et poeng der, men d va d lettaste for å bli gjenskjente på Norsk.
Å du kan ikje gå på google me dette siden eg skrive på dialekt (stavangers) btw.
Eg har lest "nemi" (d tegneserien hette) så eg vett ka eg snakke om.

Pretty much me saying random shit in Norwegian but Google will not help you here since I wrote it in dialect to prove my norwegian-ness

gif unrelated.
User avatar #15 - alexeilvlrussian (01/11/2013) [-]
Ikke bruker google, jeg kan litt norsk, så ikke bry deg om at.
Men du har bevist du er norsk, gratulerer!
User avatar #16 - FanMan (01/11/2013) [-]
Takk.
#112 - Sorry m8, wrong comment I replied to  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2013 on Pit stop -1
#114 - posttwolovesaddy has deleted their comment.
#111 - Comment deleted 01/11/2013 on Pit stop 0
#686 - I said "Assuming it was an actual dinosaur" OP s… 01/11/2013 on aww yeah dinosaurs 0
#112 - That subtle frame over the bed 01/11/2013 on Får man ta mat nu? +3
#633 - I'm done here. 01/11/2013 on aww yeah dinosaurs -1
#629 - No, I highly doubt a "dinosaur" would live anywhere …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2013 on aww yeah dinosaurs -1
#673 - dalegendaryjake (01/11/2013) [-]
It lived in New Zealand.... where it snows
User avatar #686 - alexeilvlrussian (01/11/2013) [-]
I said "Assuming it was an actual dinosaur"
OP said it's a freakin' dinosaur's foot.
User avatar #632 - sketchE (01/11/2013) [-]
couldnt the meteor that killed off the dinosaurs cause the equivilent of a nuclear winter in the right area? also the claws from a bird
User avatar #633 - alexeilvlrussian (01/11/2013) [-]
I'm done here.
#627 - ^ Also that said assuming a Megalopterix was even a dinosaur. 01/11/2013 on aww yeah dinosaurs -1
#625 - You realize there's no ******* chance a tissue wo…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/11/2013 on aww yeah dinosaurs -1
User avatar #627 - alexeilvlrussian (01/11/2013) [-]
^ Also that said assuming a Megalopterix was even a dinosaur.
User avatar #626 - sketchE (01/11/2013) [-]
so theres three possible reasons?
User avatar #629 - alexeilvlrussian (01/11/2013) [-]
No, I highly doubt a "dinosaur" would live anywhere near ice, there weren't honey-making bees in that period and, unless philosoraptor made some, no formalin.
#673 - dalegendaryjake (01/11/2013) [-]
It lived in New Zealand.... where it snows
User avatar #686 - alexeilvlrussian (01/11/2013) [-]
I said "Assuming it was an actual dinosaur"
OP said it's a freakin' dinosaur's foot.
User avatar #632 - sketchE (01/11/2013) [-]
couldnt the meteor that killed off the dinosaurs cause the equivilent of a nuclear winter in the right area? also the claws from a bird
User avatar #633 - alexeilvlrussian (01/11/2013) [-]
I'm done here.
#81 - I'm that one. 01/10/2013 on I have one like this -1
#8 - Well done 01/10/2013 on Stop -1
#3 - These are pretty cool, if you know Norwegian, try translating …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2013 on Snow-devils +1
User avatar #4 - gonzoen (01/10/2013) [-]
I've actually been spending the last hour or so doing exactly that :)
#43 - The French come up with some good handy terms, don't they? …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2013 on o_0 +1
User avatar #170 - mcstorms (01/10/2013) [-]
Presque vu or as we know it tip of the tongue. This is when we know the answer to something , but can not for the life of us remember it at that point in time. This is caused by your brain accidentally blocking out the word you are looking for.
User avatar #143 - everyonesbuddy (01/09/2013) [-]
omelette du frumage
#90 - I was about to skip to the next content when I realized I coul… 01/09/2013 on 'Murica +1
#70 - Picture 01/09/2013 on Scientists :/ +3
#9 - OH SNAP! Just look at where the arrows begin. JUST LOOK! 01/08/2013 on amagami ss music cds just... +20
#60 - Mine, until a minute ago, when I changed it to OP's 01/07/2013 on Just my background 0
#70 - Oh. My. **** . Not only is it a flying god-dam… 01/07/2013 on Never thought about it that... 0
#16 - Oh, ******* hell, I laughed too much at this! AHA… 01/07/2013 on Sing Before You Die +2
#31 - I know the feel man, enjoy your house, drink, smoke weed, get … 01/07/2013 on It's time +4
#43 - Sup. 01/07/2013 on Never thought about it that... 0
#42 - They're still arachnids, they're called Amblypygids, which wou… 01/07/2013 on Never thought about it that... 0
#39 - Too late, bro.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/07/2013 on Never thought about it that... +3
User avatar #74 - lospussy (01/07/2013) [-]
Scorpionfly and the stinger is actually the penis for the males. Apparently harmless and the worst it can do is stab you with it's dick.
User avatar #208 - vatra (01/08/2013) [-]
So let me get this straight, the worst it can do is rape/sexually harass you?
#69 - gillieweedz (01/07/2013) [-]
it looks like it's holding a fucking gun
User avatar #70 - alexeilvlrussian (01/07/2013) [-]
Oh. My. Fuck.
Not only is it a flying god-damn scorpion, it's even going to snipe the shit out of u-
#40 - vatra (01/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #41 - angelisk (01/07/2013) [-]
don't worry, its just his dick.
#32 - myjobhereisdone.gif 01/07/2013 on I'm fucking dieing +4
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User avatar #1 - linktheherooftime (03/16/2013) [-]
Thanks for the picture. It'll go great with my collection.
User avatar #2 to #1 - alexeilvlrussian (03/16/2013) [-]
You're...welcome o.o
#3 to #2 - linktheherooftime (03/16/2013) [-]
No I'm serious I have a collection. But I don't know wither I should be proud or ashamed of it.
User avatar #4 to #3 - alexeilvlrussian (03/16/2013) [-]
I do too! But it's just 28 pictures ;_;
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