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Video Games Played: Skullgirls, Skyrim, Dawn of War, Total War series, Dofus,Pokemon
Date Signed Up:5/10/2011
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Just your basic Iop passing through.

I'm a gamer, internet browsing insane bastard. If I come off as offensive, well then you're probably too sensitive.

I studied Spanish, Latin and French in my off time.

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#111 - Well its not impossible just highly impractical. We already ha… 01/09/2014 on Think of the future while... 0
#110 - One I was joking. Two, biofuel is impractical period.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on Think of the future while... -6
#166 - daemascus (01/09/2014) [-]
corn ethanol is impractical for many reasons, however you underestimate how easy hemp is to grow. It is literally a weed, my great-grandfather grew hemp in a ditch to support the war efforts (they used it for rope). fast-forward to the present day and my family still needs to stop the hemp from getting into our fields to avoid the fine. I know little about the refining process but you could take hemp seeds spread them in infertile lands and never have to touch them again except to harvest
#104 - This just means I'd get high on the street. I don't want to be…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Think of the future while... -5
User avatar #109 - theanchoviebus (01/09/2014) [-]
God damn, do some fucking research...
#110 - alexandervascus (01/09/2014) [-]
One I was joking.
Two, biofuel is impractical period.
#166 - daemascus (01/09/2014) [-]
corn ethanol is impractical for many reasons, however you underestimate how easy hemp is to grow. It is literally a weed, my great-grandfather grew hemp in a ditch to support the war efforts (they used it for rope). fast-forward to the present day and my family still needs to stop the hemp from getting into our fields to avoid the fine. I know little about the refining process but you could take hemp seeds spread them in infertile lands and never have to touch them again except to harvest
User avatar #108 - garymuthafuknoak (01/09/2014) [-]
*we
User avatar #107 - garymuthafuknoak (01/09/2014) [-]
its the fact that its literally impossible that bothers me. but if it actually worked I guess w would have a really lax society.
User avatar #111 - alexandervascus (01/09/2014) [-]
Well its not impossible just highly impractical. We already have biofuels that work, but lets be honest, hemp based biofuel, not exactly something I consider the greatest of ideas.
#231 - Not the guy I'd expect to be a good member of society based on… 01/09/2014 on Horrible Tattoo Compilation... 0
#120 - I know the face of God when I see it.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on I'm actually pretty impressed. +2
#212 - gengetsu (01/10/2014) [-]
ZUN is best god/father.
#128 - Have a thumb because someone didn't get the reference.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on Game facts #4 +1
User avatar #218 - spawnconnery (01/08/2014) [-]
Thank you ver mooch
#171 - This may be an old post by you. Plus I'm probably beating a de… 01/08/2014 on Panzerfahren 0
#112 - Like I still think the show's fine, and obviously not for ever…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on Dont worry. you're among... +6
User avatar #113 - nortledrones (01/05/2014) [-]
tahnk you.
#155 - Ah yes, the natural thing to do was leave it to die. Yet we're…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on So damn adorable 0
User avatar #207 - ichies (12/15/2013) [-]
Didn't bother to read, because you just don't get it. I never said it was bad that he rescued that little thing, because that's great. What's rustling me are the retarded photos of when it's clinging onto his shirt for example, and it can't even see yet, that's just retarded and if you really defend such thing, you might want to rethink your approach to such things.
#132 - Because millions of years of evolution is going to be absolute…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2013 on So damn adorable -1
User avatar #138 - ichies (12/15/2013) [-]
I'm one of those that use their head, especially if it involves life of another being. You can go and make a selfie with that baby squirrel, because that surely is a natural thing to do.
#155 - alexandervascus (12/15/2013) [-]
Ah yes, the natural thing to do was leave it to die. Yet we're humans, natural isn't our forte, we're especially bad at conforming to the evolutionary norm. Hey, even civilization is just one big spat in the face of the rest of the species that inhabit our world.

Yet here we are, we've domesticated countless animals, resulted in the countless introduction of new forms of canine and feline all from something that had to have been originally wild. Yet here's this squirrel, being cared for, being documented alive, healthy, growing despite facing certain death. I guess you're right, the natural thing to do was leave it to die, seeing as the squirrel cant tell us its opinion it seems rather unfortunate that you'd fret over it seeing as its showing no complaints from these photos.

Most animals would have common urinations, bite, or loud chirps to signify anxiety, the author here has said no such indications, whether or not they actually happen is unknown to me.
User avatar #207 - ichies (12/15/2013) [-]
Didn't bother to read, because you just don't get it. I never said it was bad that he rescued that little thing, because that's great. What's rustling me are the retarded photos of when it's clinging onto his shirt for example, and it can't even see yet, that's just retarded and if you really defend such thing, you might want to rethink your approach to such things.

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User avatar #47 - alexandervascus (10/13/2013) [-]
Help I am cry, too many onions.

So much onions, so much Shrek, my life is complete.
User avatar #46 - checkemtrain (10/13/2013) [-]
Game OGRE
User avatar #44 - hieronymous (10/13/2013) [-]
#SHREKT
#43 - vincento (10/13/2013) [-]
Play time is ogre
#42 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #41 - impressiveusername (10/13/2013) [-]
Get a load of this ogre
User avatar #40 - thebluspyeatspie (10/13/2013) [-]
You're an ogre with layers.
#39 - alexandervascus (10/12/2013) [-]
Hnnnngh
Hnnnngh
User avatar #31 - miscarriage ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
Gib avatar gif
User avatar #34 to #33 - miscarriage ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
explain why she's doing that?
User avatar #35 to #34 - alexandervascus (09/28/2013) [-]
She's imitating a hornet. She's acting like she's wagging her stinger and going "bzzzzt"
User avatar #36 to #35 - miscarriage ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
oh

it doesn't look like that at all


it's like

Number 1 ass
NUMBER 1
NUMBER 1
#37 to #36 - alexandervascus (09/28/2013) [-]
Yeah without proper context its just a cute chubby Iop shaking her butt.
Yeah without proper context its just a cute chubby Iop shaking her butt.
User avatar #38 to #37 - miscarriage ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
yeh
User avatar #27 - mindsculptorjace (09/20/2013) [-]
Which MMO do you play, Dofus or Wakfu?
User avatar #29 to #27 - alexandervascus (09/21/2013) [-]
Wakfu, but im a free to play person atm.
#18 - zsabber (09/19/2013) [-]
My brother is downloading the game and we're going to start watching the series right now.   
   
Also, I'm still wondering about where is this gif from...
My brother is downloading the game and we're going to start watching the series right now.

Also, I'm still wondering about where is this gif from...
#21 to #20 - zsabber (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh my god! That's the cutest thing ever!

I always love seeing those animations. Check out Gobelins' stuff on youtube. I liked this one the most: In Between
User avatar #22 to #21 - miscarriage ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I like it
#23 to #22 - zsabber (09/20/2013) [-]
Of course you do
French animations, how do they work?
#19 to #18 - zsabber (09/19/2013) [-]
Watched first 2 episodes and I'm hooked, though my brother wanted to finish FMA before delving deeper, so I'll have to wait for him.
#24 to #19 - alexandervascus (09/20/2013) [-]
Sorry for late reply seems your question was answered for you.    
   
My bad
Sorry for late reply seems your question was answered for you.

My bad
#25 to #24 - zsabber (09/20/2013) [-]
Ah, don't worry about it. You made me move Wakfu to the top of my list, I can never be mad at you.
#26 to #25 - alexandervascus (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh stop it you~
#30 to #26 - zsabber (09/27/2013) [-]
Oh, God! I reached the episode where Zone got his scene...
#28 to #26 - zsabber (09/21/2013) [-]
Found out about this French animation called Tara Duncan. Seems interesting enough. Hopefully, it doesn't suffer that damned syndrome.
#7 to #6 - miscarriage ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
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Ehh

so what's up?


I like finding people who like wakfu


I've only really watched the Animu
#8 to #7 - alexandervascus (09/19/2013) [-]
I'm only just starting the game. But I like Wakfu and Dofus shows. Going to subscribe to Wakfu pretty soon.
I'm only just starting the game. But I like Wakfu and Dofus shows. Going to subscribe to Wakfu pretty soon.
#9 to #8 - miscarriage ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
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Nice.

I haven't watched Dofus

#10 to #9 - alexandervascus (09/19/2013) [-]
Its pretty adorbs.
#11 to #10 - miscarriage ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
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How big is your wakfu folder?


Mine isn't that big cause it only consists of pictures of Amalia
#12 to #11 - alexandervascus (09/19/2013) [-]
It is steadily growing, its both Wakfu and Dofus stuff.  But yeah Amalia usually has the most gifs simply because...well its Amalia. She has the best reactions in the show.
It is steadily growing, its both Wakfu and Dofus stuff. But yeah Amalia usually has the most gifs simply because...well its Amalia. She has the best reactions in the show.
#13 to #12 - miscarriage ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
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Eva is aculy best person


Eva has a lot more gifs :c
User avatar #14 to #13 - alexandervascus (09/19/2013) [-]
I haven't seen many gifs of her tbh.
Would happily take them. I have a few Cleophee, Grovy, Amalia gifs and Eva gifs. No Ruel, Yugo etc

I have jpg stills but no gifs.
#17 to #16 - miscarriage ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
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Yeh.
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