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Date Signed Up:3/17/2013
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    Elephant vs. train Elephant vs. train
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    wat wat
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    Bop it! Bop it!
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    the winter is COMING the winter is COMING
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    Part 1 weekend at grandpas Part 1 weekend at grandpas
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    Pure Shooter Pure Shooter

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#162 - **alexanderthefunny used "*roll picture*"** **alexanderthef… 07/12/2015 on Your new sex toy 0
#13 - Interesting how a lot of these characters were in Black Flag, …  [+] (17 new replies) 07/11/2015 on Most Famous Pirates in... +90
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#115 - ldial (07/11/2015) [-]
best AC game i have played
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#127 - anon (07/11/2015) [-]
Your opinion is wrong
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#39 - hoodini (07/11/2015) [-]
Also wasn't Barbarossa that character in AC Revelations who sold you bomb materials? Because I remember that specific character being a sailor or navigator and the time period fits since ACR took place in 1521.
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#56 - teamrocketninja (07/11/2015) [-]
Piri Reis or something like that was his name.
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#58 - hoodini (07/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, that might have been it. It's been a while since I last played though.
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#25 - punisherswar (07/11/2015) [-]
I own it on PS3, PS4 and now Xbox one and it is by far my most favorite in the whole series.



I bought the PS3 version, payed 10$ for the ps4 upgrade & it's free with XBL gold on Xbox one
#78 - tehavatar (07/11/2015) [-]
go play 2 and brotherhood and honestly tell me its your favorite.
i like black flag too
#133 - scandalouszander (07/12/2015) [-]
its my favorite, but i have a thing for pirates
#93 - doctorcamden (07/11/2015) [-]
>brotherhood
>good

nice try op.
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#111 - cubanwhiteman (07/11/2015) [-]
At least it's not unity
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#132 - doctorcamden (07/11/2015) [-]
or revelations.
Absolutely Disgusting.
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#17 - gwlk (07/11/2015) [-]
The Assassin's Creed franchise does their homework on all their historic figures. They all die or are assassinated the same year history remembers and sometimes in the same way. They even had Blackbeard use his match-wicks-under-the-hat trick he used to pull to look demonic.
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#27 - ArkAngel (07/11/2015) [-]
Although I am fairly sure Blackbeard actually entwined the wicks in HIS FUCKING BEARD AND THEN DID THE THING

Ultimately the biggest Badass/Psychopath ever
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#29 - gwlk (07/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, he might've. All accounts claimed he just weaved them into his hair, but he might've. Why'd you capitalize it like that? Was it supposed to be obvious for some reason?
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#30 - ArkAngel (07/11/2015) [-]
I capitalized because he is a fucking psycho haha, and its just so bad ass how he does is
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#31 - gwlk (07/11/2015) [-]
Yes. Though, the best part is that he tried to make sure people thought of him as such.
There are no records of him killing someone who wasn't trying to kill him. If the crew of a ship he was raiding surrendered, he would take their stuff and allow them to sail away. If they refused, he would burn their ship and maroon the crew. If they fought back, he would kill them.
Probably one of the coolest, nicest, and batshit scariest pirate captains of the Caribbean.
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#946 - **alexanderthefunny used "*roll cah answer*"** **alexandert… 07/02/2015 on Let's play Cards Against... 0
#945 - **alexanderthefunny used "*roll cah question*"** **alexande…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2015 on Let's play Cards Against... 0
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#946 - alexanderthefunny (07/02/2015) [-]
**alexanderthefunny used "*roll cah answer*"**
**alexanderthefunny rolls Zangief's chest hair.**
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#303 - **alexanderthefunny used "*roll picture*"** **alexanderthef… 06/29/2015 on These are your new PARENTS 0
#647 - pre ordered Assassins Creed Unity 06/26/2015 on FJ's dirty little secret +11
#98 - yea if you're immortal in the long run those 3000 years are go… 06/25/2015 on Given immortality but sent... +7