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#6 - Oh dear sweet lord. Thank God they don't. Could you imaging th…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/18/2015 on tfw +206
#27 - veneficium (18 hours ago) [-]
Speaking of tiddies moving faster than a bullet, here's the math!
#38 - stallwallwriter (16 hours ago) [-]
but really,
#20 - chrisfisto (20 hours ago) [-]
You better dump that sauce on me.
User avatar #22 - broswagonist (20 hours ago) [-]
That be Nisemonogatari. not hentai.
#23 - chrisfisto (20 hours ago) [-]
Oh i know. It looks way too nice to be hentai. Ive tried getting into monogatari. it seems a bit complicated. Thanks.
#25 - waker (19 hours ago) [-]
You should, it's really good. Waiting for then to release more of the series.
#30 - anonymous (18 hours ago) [-]
Monogatari sucks but man is the fanservice good, the story is way too fucking stupid and childish.
#68 - waker (6 hours ago) [-]
I am not going to even tell you why I think you're wrong cause you reek of bait.
User avatar #32 - xxlilxxdz (17 hours ago) [-]
i feel like this is david
#12 - Is okay pomatoes. They are allowed to have their **** t…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2015 on go ahead talk shit about... +2
#162 - greedtheavaricious (15 hours ago) [-]
Sauce on that pic?
User avatar #198 - greedtheavaricious (10 hours ago) [-]
On that one, too?

Hell, just give me all you got. I'm a lonely fucker.
#7 - I'll have you know Gasai Yuno Takes out the trash! 04/13/2015 on Surfing in indonesia 0
#48 - Time to jam. 04/11/2015 on Breaking band +5
#64 - If this prevents readers from getting broken hearts, I will gl… 04/10/2015 on Do y'all like my dog? +1
#25 - They are done... Just not translated... It ends horribly. the …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2015 on Do y'all like my dog? +3
User avatar #59 - demcupcakes (04/10/2015) [-]
I honostly dont care for the show but we have a spoiler for a reason.
#64 - alexanderjones (04/10/2015) [-]
If this prevents readers from getting broken hearts, I will gladly spoil them.

I learnt this about 9 volumes in. Wished I had never gotten my hopes up.
#57 - simonbimon (04/10/2015) [-]
#10 - Wish I would have Cena that coming... 04/05/2015 on The Love Triangle +3
#402 - Only one I have. 03/23/2015 on FJ OC Images 0
#66 - What have I become?! 03/18/2015 on Free steam games competition 0
#63 - I drew another picture. I really want that money.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on Free steam games competition 0
#66 - alexanderjones (03/18/2015) [-]
What have I become?!

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#90 - devilspecter ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Heyo, Gatsu.
#84 - devilspecter ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
Hey, mister.
#85 to #84 - alexanderjones (02/28/2015) [-]
Hey hey. What's up?
#86 to #85 - devilspecter ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
You not talking to me on Steam, that's what's up.
User avatar #87 to #86 - alexanderjones (03/04/2015) [-]
I haven't been on much. My brother logged himself on and I just didn't log back in yet.
User avatar #88 to #87 - devilspecter ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
Oh, I see.

Anyways, how was your birthday?
User avatar #62 - cognosceteipsum (01/30/2015) [-]
User avatar #63 to #62 - alexanderjones (01/30/2015) [-]
y u do dis
User avatar #64 to #63 - cognosceteipsum (01/30/2015) [-]
Summoning some Canadian man
User avatar #65 to #64 - alexanderjones (01/30/2015) [-]
Not the Canadians... They'll stink up the place with maple syrup and free health care!
User avatar #66 to #65 - cognosceteipsum (01/30/2015) [-]
Nah just kidding. It's a vision of the future you chose.
you burn in he'll
not really. I just summoned a user.
User avatar #61 to #60 - alexanderjones (01/24/2015) [-]
This is relevant to my fetishes.
#67 to #61 - devilspecter ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
It is relevant to mine as well.

Are you a huge pervert?
#68 to #67 - alexanderjones (02/01/2015) [-]
As compared to a normal pervert?   
You bet your sweet ass I'm a huge pervert. Don't forget it either!   
My drill will be the one to pierce the heavens!
As compared to a normal pervert?

You bet your sweet ass I'm a huge pervert. Don't forget it either!
My drill will be the one to pierce the heavens!
#69 to #68 - devilspecter ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, let's just say so.
What's your favorite fetishes, then?

I'm not the smallest pervert either...
pierece the hymens*

And sauce on your gif?
(Although I very rarely fap to hentai vids anymore).
#70 to #69 - alexanderjones (02/06/2015) [-]
Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo is the sause.
It's not a hentai, but it's an alright anime.

I have so many fetishes though. All are more normal than that of the furries, but I think they are kinda unique and strangely specific. Oddly enough, seeing the naked body isn't erotic for me. A scene has to connect to me in some way. It can do that through a few different mediums. A few of them happen to be clothes, faces, expression in general, nails, sometimes acting if it's done well, and even certain movements.

To me, the gif I posted above is more erotic than a gif of two naked people doing the same act.
#71 to #70 - devilspecter ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Ah goddammit, I was hoping for hentai.

Try me, it can't be more messed up than the stuff I like at least.
Hmm, I usually don't trigger at stuff like that, but i agree that clothes on = better. That is ofc if the clothes are erotic.

I agree, it would be less arousing without the clothes in that.
#72 to #71 - alexanderjones (02/09/2015) [-]
Hmmm... What to say. I'm not to sure. If I see something good, I just get a pic of it. I don't have specific things that really arouse me. It's normally misc things.

It's like I choose what I'm aroused to. If I'm not aroused initially, I can force myself into a mindset that allows me to enjoy it. I just kind of keep my likes parallel to what society tends to like with a few exceptions. Traps being one of them.
#73 to #72 - devilspecter ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Come on, Anes, you must have something specific that really arouses you.

I'm a bit way that myself. I just like to think that I can fap to almost anything. Being a bit universal with these type of things can be good at times.
Does that mean Anes lieks traps~?
#74 to #73 - alexanderjones (02/09/2015) [-]
Traps are nice and I would say that I generally like them. Traps don't have boobs. To overcome this, they act girly and wear girly clothes. Not only that, but they are slightly taboo which adds to the arousal. I feel that a trap is more feminine than a woman most times.

In short, I do like traps.

I'm at a loss for specific things that arouse me though. The most arousing thing I can think of is the connection between the people doing a sexual act. Knowing that the characters or people care for one another yet they still do deprived things to one another. Or have others do it to them while another watches

Apart from that, one of my first fetishes since I was a kid was being eaten. I don't really know why though. Needless to say, I have played through all the monster girl quests. While not always so, the game kept my interest pretty consistently.

So I guess that covers femdom, rape, and slight vore at least.
#75 to #74 - devilspecter ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Oh my, so you do indeed like traps.
I'm just wondering, did you first go from futa, then to traps?
I ******* love traps, wanna share some material?

Hmm... So you like incest and exhibitionism... I think I have something that may give you a few new fetishes.

Vore has never really been a thing for me. I think I have some vore stuff though, so I could send you that, but that would have to happen when I get home.

Ah, femdom. I only like it if they have dicks and are dominating a trap.

Tell you what, could you add me on Steam? I'm barely on FJ.
I have the same username there as here.
#76 to #75 - alexanderjones (02/10/2015) [-]
Only really light vore. Nothing above swallowing whole.

I don't keep porn images on my cpu actually. So I won't be able to really share.
I'd love to see what you have though. I may be able to make a few recommendations even if I don't have pics.

You'll have to let me know what website the Stream is on. Twitch or something else?

#77 to #76 - devilspecter ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
Hmm... well, consuming someone isn't hot to me, so I only have stuff where the character comes out again in some way.

>Porn images on my CPU
>Asking for a stream

Up until now, I didn't think you were a troll, now I'm in doubt.

Anyways, in case you're sincere. How do you keep track of your favorite images, doujins etc. then?
And it sounds nice.
I'm talking about STEAM not some STREAM. steamcommunity.com/

Lolwat, how... Did you think I was gonna stream myself fapping to traps or something?
#78 to #77 - alexanderjones (02/12/2015) [-]
Lol. No. I thought you played games on a live stream. Dragon Age Inquisition and whatnot : P People can comment while you are streaming. Also twitch doesn't allow porn on their site like that. You would get banned.

I do know what steam is. I read your post wrong.

I don't have a steam account, but I could make one. I don't really care for computer games. I know they are superior and whatnot, but I work on my computer. If I had steam games... That work won't get done.

I also don't keep track of my favorite doujins typically. I just read them as I come by them and bookmark sites on my browser if they are terrific.

I do however have an application that names any screen shot I take based off of the webpage and title of the manga/doujin. I take a screenshot of a cum face and it's stored in my reaction folder plus I have it for future reference if I so desire. I keep no porn on my computer this way and my memory on my cpu isn't bogged down.

This also gives me a picture for future fapping reference.
#79 to #78 - devilspecter ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
You could use it purely for just chatting, you know?
If not, I have skype, but it's 2soon for that at the moment. I'd like to get started on steam First at least.

So yeah, please make an account and add me.

Ah, what kinda work do you do?

Hmm, I see. I store what I like locally and favorite doujins/etc on Exhentai as well.

I do the same, except for the future fapping part, because I usually favorite stuff I deem "good":

>Still talking about your CPU
You're a funny guy.
User avatar #81 to #79 - alexanderjones (02/12/2015) [-]
Oh and I work for my university. I'm currently building a robot that responds to human interaction... along with about 50 other projects at the moment.
User avatar #83 to #81 - devilspecter ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
50 projects involving what, exactly?

And wait, how old are you?
#80 to #79 - alexanderjones (02/12/2015) [-]
I went and made an account and it was far worse than I imagined. I already have three games.

Anyway, I don't have the permissions to add friends yet on the account. You'll have to add me. My user name is gatsunicune.
#82 to #80 - devilspecter ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
lol, you make it sound like you made it and just randomly got tons of games.

I added you yesterday, but you need to accept it, you perv.
#59 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around, you're only second best.
#57 - alexjonez (07/29/2014) [-]
Nice name :^)
#58 to #57 - alexanderjones (07/29/2014) [-]
You have quite the sophisticated name as well! Here is a favorite gif of mine. Keep it safe.
You have quite the sophisticated name as well! Here is a favorite gif of mine. Keep it safe.
#54 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
happy valentines day darling, i am always watching
#55 to #54 - alexanderjones (02/14/2014) [-]
You are the first person to tell me that and you just made my day!
Thank you, and may Cthulhu bless your soul for being such a kind person.
#56 to #55 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
thank you darling
#9 - alexanderdouble (05/02/2013) [-]
We have unusually similar names...
#12 to #9 - alexanderjones (05/02/2013) [-]
We do!
That means we have class.
I mean Alexander just screams monocles and top hats!
User avatar #13 to #12 - alexanderdouble (05/02/2013) [-]
Indeed my friend.
Sorry for my lack of .jpgs .... Deleted my whole folder a while back ._.

#16 to #13 - alexanderjones (05/02/2013) [-]
We should be friends. Then find other people whose names also have Alexander in them and friend them. That way people will start to think the Alexanders grouping together in some kind of high class super secret orgy thing!
User avatar #1 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
i want you inside me.
User avatar #3 to #2 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
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