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alexanderh

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Date Signed Up:11/14/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#63 - Sure it is. I've played games before where it was me as a DM a… 01/09/2016 on Useful video for new DMs 0
#231 - Cool, thanks 01/08/2016 on Character Art: Armored Up... 0
#229 - Add me to that list, please.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Character Art: Armored Up... 0
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#230 - thereisaguy (01/08/2016) [-]
Gotcha covered
#231 - alexanderh (01/08/2016) [-]
Cool, thanks
#38 - Werecreatures!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on Character Art: Orcs 2... 0
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#40 - thereisaguy (01/08/2016) [-]
Check out my profile for all my posts before and after this!
Newest one has a poll in the comments for what's next.
#53 - Stop playing with him. Go back to playing your old campaign, b…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Useful video for new DMs +1
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#62 - narluga (01/08/2016) [-]
2 Players and a DM isn't fun though
#63 - alexanderh (01/09/2016) [-]
Sure it is. I've played games before where it was me as a DM and just two players. It was fine.
#117 - Just search for zootopia on of furaffinity 01/07/2016 on Zootopia 0
#115 - The first furry porn came out around the time that the first c… 01/07/2016 on Zootopia +1
#27 - I must have found a bad source, then.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2016 on oh no +3
#37 - malifauxdeux (01/07/2016) [-]
Raccoon (which for some reason is the plural for raccoon) have extremely sensitive hands that can feel things before they even touch. In fact, they act as taste buds and "washing" it makes it more enjoyable for them. This feature most likely developed since they were typically tropical creatures that foraged along river banks. This adaptation makes it much easier to find things living in the mud.

They also have very keen hearing and, reportedly, can hear earthworms moving underground. The urban raccoon's number one predator is the car, and they have been observed making use of crosswalks and waiting for red lights to cross the street. This puts them head and shoulders above your average GOD DAMN CYCLIST! They're quite interesting animals.
#51 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
You're all wrong. ALL raccoons wash their food. The reason being is that they don't salivate the way most mammals do; so they need to take in moisture from outside their body to help break down food as they chew; a job normally handled by saliva.
#110 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Proven wrong in the 1960s
#24 - Actually only the captive raccoons wash their food.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/06/2016 on oh no -19
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#28 - victorydanceofc (01/06/2016) [-]
You're right in that raccoons don't actually wash their food at all. They play with it in the water so their sensitive hands can feel it better.
#26 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
actually ive seen a wild raccoon take some garbage and wash it in a nearby puddle
#91 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Damn, sorry about your anime collection bro
#123 - lollypopalopicus (01/07/2016) [-]
I like anime but that was too good to not get green.
#27 - alexanderh (01/06/2016) [-]
I must have found a bad source, then.
#37 - malifauxdeux (01/07/2016) [-]
Raccoon (which for some reason is the plural for raccoon) have extremely sensitive hands that can feel things before they even touch. In fact, they act as taste buds and "washing" it makes it more enjoyable for them. This feature most likely developed since they were typically tropical creatures that foraged along river banks. This adaptation makes it much easier to find things living in the mud.

They also have very keen hearing and, reportedly, can hear earthworms moving underground. The urban raccoon's number one predator is the car, and they have been observed making use of crosswalks and waiting for red lights to cross the street. This puts them head and shoulders above your average GOD DAMN CYCLIST! They're quite interesting animals.
#51 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
You're all wrong. ALL raccoons wash their food. The reason being is that they don't salivate the way most mammals do; so they need to take in moisture from outside their body to help break down food as they chew; a job normally handled by saliva.
#110 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Proven wrong in the 1960s
#336 - Pretty much, they were designed specifically to break the link… 01/05/2016 on Medieval 0
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User avatar #31 - ssjkirby (12/13/2014) [-]
No hard feelings man. I love you.
#30 - alexandrz (08/18/2014) [-]
Brother?
Brother?
User avatar #28 - perpenger (09/28/2013) [-]
Ignoring me, are we?
#29 to #28 - alexanderh (09/28/2013) [-]
No, I wasn't online.
User avatar #27 - perpenger (09/28/2013) [-]
Havin' a good time?
User avatar #26 - perpenger (09/28/2013) [-]
sup
User avatar #16 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
BEST FUNNYJUNKER RIGHT HERE FOLKS
User avatar #7 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
#8 to #7 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
That was... a bit weird...
User avatar #9 to #8 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
Aw jeesh, aw gosh, I'm coming on too hard, aren't I? Oh **** no, you're gonna think I'm a total stalker! hey thar sexe
#10 to #9 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
Well, that's a fairly accurate description of what you're coming across as.
User avatar #12 to #10 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
Even the one you just posted about pi before you deleted it, hehe.
#13 to #12 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
I discovered that I had less decimals than he did. Now I'm posting more than him, in the form of a picture.
Also, thanks, I guess.

But really, i don't see why you go through all that trouble of stalking my posts and thumbing them up/down.
I don't really care about thumbs.
User avatar #14 to #13 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
I'm doing it because I love you.
#15 to #14 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
okay, well, good for you. I guess.
User avatar #17 to #15 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
No. Good for you.
#18 to #17 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
Sure, good for me, then.
#19 to #18 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
Also, this is starting to get a little weird...
User avatar #20 to #19 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
Ey man. Don't you have room in your heart for someone else? Doncha feel da love seeping through these comments?
#21 to #20 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
My love is reserved for someone else, sorry.
User avatar #22 to #21 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
Is it the cretin robotvoice?
User avatar #24 to #22 - robotvoice (09/27/2013) [-]
hi there.
#23 to #22 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
The what? Whatever it is, I highly doubt it. My love is reserved for someone real, and living in the same town as me.
User avatar #25 to #23 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
I live in the same town as you... The town of requited love through funkyjun. Ya feel me?
User avatar #11 to #10 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
But I thumbed up all your comments. Don't you love me yet? Thumbs are the most important thing in the world.
User avatar #6 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
pls
User avatar #5 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
pls respond
User avatar #4 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
i love you so much
User avatar #3 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
Hey dude. You're really awesome. I hope you have a great day!
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User avatar #1 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi
 
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