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#5 - It is also very visible the instant it becomes contagious, so … 13 hours ago on I choose you! Go Genghis khan! 0
#5 - Okay, cool. I went to a pretty advanced class for high sc… 13 hours ago on I need your help 0
#3 - Tell them to read my post.  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on I need your help 0
#4 - platypusfeet (13 hours ago) [-]
I shall
#5 - alexanderh (13 hours ago) [-]
Okay, cool.
I went to a pretty advanced class for high school. The more serious the poll options were, the more serious the comments on the poll were. You need to set a tone in the poll, and most people respond more seriously if the tone of the post is serious.

In the case of your poll, I didn't take much time to consider the options. I very quickly chose an option, without giving it much thought. I'm pretty sure I would have given my answers more thought if the poll was more serious. Now, all of my answers were serious, because they always are, but a serious poll would have gotten more serious answers.

Also, besides all of the above reasons, if your teacher is not an absolute moron, a serious poll will give you higher grades. Always be serious about school. If you're not, you may as well not even be there.
#1 - Just to let you know, a lot of the options in that poll are te…  [+] (4 new replies) 13 hours ago on I need your help 0
#2 - platypusfeet (13 hours ago) [-]
I know it wasn't entirely up to me, I was forced to work in a group and there was no stopping them from doing certain things :/
#3 - alexanderh (13 hours ago) [-]
Tell them to read my post.
#4 - platypusfeet (13 hours ago) [-]
I shall
#5 - alexanderh (13 hours ago) [-]
Okay, cool.
I went to a pretty advanced class for high school. The more serious the poll options were, the more serious the comments on the poll were. You need to set a tone in the poll, and most people respond more seriously if the tone of the post is serious.

In the case of your poll, I didn't take much time to consider the options. I very quickly chose an option, without giving it much thought. I'm pretty sure I would have given my answers more thought if the poll was more serious. Now, all of my answers were serious, because they always are, but a serious poll would have gotten more serious answers.

Also, besides all of the above reasons, if your teacher is not an absolute moron, a serious poll will give you higher grades. Always be serious about school. If you're not, you may as well not even be there.
#35 - because it doesn't work like that. There can only be one of hi… 09/17/2014 on I Am... Stan Lee's First... +2
#140 - The only one that isn't completely obsolete and useless is the… 09/17/2014 on 10 awesome inventions 0
#81 - Microsoft did it for the merchandise. Minecraft merchandise st… 09/16/2014 on clap clap clap +1
#180 - Thank you. Seriously. thank you. 09/15/2014 on my favorite part +1
#20 - Nope. My entire family trusts me completely with computer stuf…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on anon needs tech support +1
User avatar #33 - DeathOne (09/15/2014) [-]
Over here, abso-focken-lutely nobody vouched for any of us, we learned everything through trial and error. Also because pirated games were the only kind of games we had around here, often required work-arounds.
#178 - Every single time I've said it, I always feel like people are …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2014 on my favorite part 0
#179 - swiftshadow (09/15/2014) [-]
Just remember the expression Life Imitates Art. There are plenty of people in the world that can relate to fictional characters for one reason or another. Characters are created in a way to help people bond with them and grow emotionally attached to them. The most effective way to do that is to give the character traits and experiences people can relate to. While I can't say off the top of my head that I can see parallels between me and fictional characters like that, I can say that I have grown attached to characters before and I will admit I completely broke into tears while reading the final few chapters in Peter Parkers run of Ultimate Spider-Man. I grew extremely attached to the character compared to the 616 universe version of him.

I find joking about almost anything helps. It helps me get through the hard situations in life. My biggest problem is I sometimes crack jokes in situations to people who don't feel the same and then shit gets worse.
#180 - alexanderh (09/15/2014) [-]
Thank you.
Seriously. thank you.

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#30 - alexandrz (08/18/2014) [-]
Brother?
Brother?
User avatar #28 - perpenger (09/28/2013) [-]
Ignoring me, are we?
#29 to #28 - alexanderh (09/28/2013) [-]
No, I wasn't online.
User avatar #27 - perpenger (09/28/2013) [-]
Havin' a good time?
User avatar #26 - perpenger (09/28/2013) [-]
sup
User avatar #16 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
BEST FUNNYJUNKER RIGHT HERE FOLKS
User avatar #7 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
#8 to #7 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
That was... a bit weird...
User avatar #9 to #8 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
Aw jeesh, aw gosh, I'm coming on too hard, aren't I? Oh **** no, you're gonna think I'm a total stalker! hey thar sexe
#10 to #9 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
Well, that's a fairly accurate description of what you're coming across as.
User avatar #12 to #10 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
Even the one you just posted about pi before you deleted it, hehe.
#13 to #12 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
I discovered that I had less decimals than he did. Now I'm posting more than him, in the form of a picture.
Also, thanks, I guess.

But really, i don't see why you go through all that trouble of stalking my posts and thumbing them up/down.
I don't really care about thumbs.
User avatar #14 to #13 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
I'm doing it because I love you.
#15 to #14 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
okay, well, good for you. I guess.
User avatar #17 to #15 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
No. Good for you.
#18 to #17 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
Sure, good for me, then.
#19 to #18 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
Also, this is starting to get a little weird...
User avatar #20 to #19 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
Ey man. Don't you have room in your heart for someone else? Doncha feel da love seeping through these comments?
#21 to #20 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
My love is reserved for someone else, sorry.
User avatar #22 to #21 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
Is it the cretin robotvoice?
User avatar #24 to #22 - robotvoice (09/27/2013) [-]
hi there.
#23 to #22 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
The what? Whatever it is, I highly doubt it. My love is reserved for someone real, and living in the same town as me.
User avatar #25 to #23 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
I live in the same town as you... The town of requited love through funkyjun. Ya feel me?
User avatar #11 to #10 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
But I thumbed up all your comments. Don't you love me yet? Thumbs are the most important thing in the world.
User avatar #6 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
pls
User avatar #5 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
pls respond
User avatar #4 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
i love you so much
User avatar #3 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
Hey dude. You're really awesome. I hope you have a great day!
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User avatar #1 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi
 
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