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X-box Gamertag: Ice balls360
Date Signed Up:6/01/2012
Last Login:9/18/2014
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#1060032 - but it's terraria time 9 minutes ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1060024 - Fallout NV is the worst game ever  [+] (3 new replies) 10 minutes ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1060029 - noobnage (9 minutes ago) [-]
go back to your sonic fanfics
User avatar #1060032 - alexanderburns (9 minutes ago) [-]
but it's terraria time
User avatar #1060026 - gabemczombie (10 minutes ago) [-]
You're the worst game ever
#1059997 - lame even for a danield post 45 minutes ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1059989 - that never happened  [+] (1 new reply) 51 minutes ago on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1059991 - rawrb (51 minutes ago) [-]
yeah i hate him too
#1059986 - Maybe I just haven't heard Radioactive enough 52 minutes ago on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1059982 - Both League and Imagine Dragons are **** .  [+] (2 new replies) 55 minutes ago on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1059983 - voltkills (54 minutes ago) [-]
i know bby, i know. so are videogames.
User avatar #1059986 - alexanderburns (52 minutes ago) [-]
Maybe I just haven't heard Radioactive enough
#1059965 - Terraria shouldn't be fun. I'm building a thing and digging …  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #1060019 - dasistwunderbar (17 minutes ago) [-]
Never had I spent so much time finding drainage solutions and calling it fun.
#1059939 - Picture 2 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1059927 - you're so funny you should do stand up and leave 2 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1059903 - good morning, vgb  [+] (4 new replies) 3 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1059936 - anonymous (2 hours ago) [-]
"i'm not a newfag or noob"

-you

lol
#1059939 - alexanderburns (2 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #1059909 - adunsaveme (3 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #1059906 - awesomedewd (3 hours ago) [-]
pls no

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User avatar #2106 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
stickied by alexanderburns
#2415 - Darianvincent ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
pls
#2416 to #2415 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2412 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
joshlol joshlol joshlol
User avatar #2413 to #2412 - joshlol (09/13/2014) [-]
ye?
User avatar #2414 to #2413 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
holy **** it's real
User avatar #2405 - dragx ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Hows you're perverted hobby going?
#2406 to #2405 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Dying down as I grow board of it
User avatar #2407 to #2406 - dragx ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I couldn't imagine why? why?
User avatar #2408 to #2407 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
meh
User avatar #2409 to #2408 - dragx ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Is it cause you think nobody is acknowledging it? Cause i gotta say, I'm impressed.
User avatar #2410 to #2409 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
People still acknowledge it on content almost every time.
The weird part is that half of them ask for source
User avatar #2411 to #2410 - dragx ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I dunno man, rule34 was invented for a lot of weird people.
User avatar #2396 to #2395 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
i need an adult
#2397 to #2396 - noobnage (09/12/2014) [-]
i am an adult
i am an adult
User avatar #2398 to #2397 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
quick rape me so danield won't
#2399 to #2398 - noobnage (09/12/2014) [-]
it is done
User avatar #2400 to #2399 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
Damng, your penis is so small and you came so fast that I didn't even notice.
#2401 to #2400 - noobnage (09/12/2014) [-]
don't be picky you lil' 						****
don't be picky you lil' ****
User avatar #2402 to #2401 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
>implying I'm not too good for you
User avatar #2403 to #2402 - noobnage (09/12/2014) [-]
you aren't
User avatar #2392 to #2391 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
lame meme, brosef
User avatar #2393 to #2392 - noobnage (09/11/2014) [-]
it's a statement
User avatar #2394 to #2393 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
lame meme, brosef
#2387 - noobnage (09/07/2014) [-]
i'm going to sleep faggot   
   
also i found this while searching for doto pictures   
   
don't masturbate to it you plebian
i'm going to sleep faggot

also i found this while searching for doto pictures

don't masturbate to it you plebian
User avatar #2388 to #2387 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
What's "sleep faggot"?
Is that a place that you're going to?
#2389 to #2388 - noobnage (09/07/2014) [-]
this is why i keep you around
stay classy
#2390 to #2389 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
night night
don't let the bed hedgehogs bite
#2370 - noobnage (09/07/2014) [-]
summers been over for a while bro, you have overstayed your welcome
User avatar #2371 to #2370 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
How new are you any way?
User avatar #2372 to #2371 - noobnage (09/07/2014) [-]
i wish i remembered the day i joined vgb, i really do, just to torture myself with how much time i wasted on that place
User avatar #2374 to #2373 - noobnage (09/07/2014) [-]
i see branded yourself as a huge nerd since the beginning
User avatar #2375 to #2374 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
I'll brand you later
#2376 to #2375 - noobnage (09/07/2014) [-]
no don't, that is sexual innuendo
User avatar #2377 to #2376 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
I'm about to sexual your innuendo
User avatar #2378 to #2377 - noobnage (09/07/2014) [-]
you reek of new-fagginess
User avatar #2379 to #2378 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
That's cus I hangout with you so much
User avatar #2380 to #2379 - noobnage (09/07/2014) [-]
my first post on vgb was in 2012, holy ****** ****
User avatar #2381 to #2380 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
huh
I thought you were far newer than that
User avatar #2382 to #2381 - noobnage (09/07/2014) [-]
me too
User avatar #2383 to #2382 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
quick
go call danield a newfag
User avatar #2384 to #2383 - noobnage (09/07/2014) [-]
that is rude
stop trying to corrupt me
i ain't doin' your bidding
User avatar #2385 to #2384 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
whatever, newfag
User avatar #2363 - noobnage (09/01/2014) [-]
this is for you , you ****** nerd
Honey in Herre
User avatar #2364 to #2363 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
I don't watch things
User avatar #2365 to #2364 - noobnage (09/01/2014) [-]
no, you just post sonic fanfics
#2366 to #2365 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
All my pics are 100% cannon
User avatar #2367 to #2366 - noobnage (09/01/2014) [-]
i guess even a mad man thinks he is sane when he looks at normal people
#2368 to #2367 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
You didn't just imply that you're normal, did you?
User avatar #2369 to #2368 - noobnage (09/01/2014) [-]
>normalfags

**** i dunno
User avatar #2348 - noobnage (08/26/2014) [-]
sup nerd i havent been on steam lately cuz ive been a foolish slut for diablo 3, also hearthstone

hows life
User avatar #2349 to #2348 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
I have soooooooooooo many games to play, but I start school next week. I can't be a nerd if I'm busy being a nerd.
User avatar #2350 to #2349 - noobnage (08/26/2014) [-]
>school
jesus christ nerd how old are you
User avatar #2351 to #2350 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
20, faggot. College is still school.
User avatar #2352 to #2351 - noobnage (08/26/2014) [-]
wow, youre a big ****** nerd
User avatar #2354 to #2352 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
We can't all just be gay all day long for the rest of our lives
User avatar #2355 to #2354 - noobnage (08/26/2014) [-]
thats gold coming from you
User avatar #2346 - uve ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL FOR ******* LITTLE GIRLS.

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WE TRUE PEDOS
WE RIDE LOLIS TOGETHER
WE FAP TOGETHER
Send this PEDOBEAR to everyone care about invluding me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 you're A TRUE PEDO
User avatar #2347 to #2346 - noobnage (08/26/2014) [-]
yuvesh no
User avatar #2353 to #2347 - uve ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #2344 - princessren (08/14/2014) [-]
is a really dumb looking tie better then no tie?
User avatar #2345 to #2344 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
If it matches your outfit, probably.
If it doesn't, no.
User avatar #2328 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
Dear diary,

Today I learned that adunsaveme is a regular on brony board. What a faggot.
User avatar #2329 to #2328 - adunsaveme (08/11/2014) [-]
am not
User avatar #2330 to #2329 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
Yet you're there whenever you mention me there
User avatar #2331 to #2330 - adunsaveme (08/11/2014) [-]
I've mentioned you like once
And I thought you'd do the meme thing or tell me to shut up, for old times' sake
User avatar #2332 to #2331 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
meaningless excuses from a pathetic brony
User avatar #2333 to #2332 - adunsaveme (08/11/2014) [-]
shut up dad
User avatar #2334 to #2333 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
I also notice you've changed your avatar to some gay punk dominatrix man
hot
User avatar #2335 to #2334 - adunsaveme (08/11/2014) [-]
it's been like this for ages, keep up old man
User avatar #2337 to #2335 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
I don't even remember what your old avatar was
#2338 to #2337 - adunsaveme (08/11/2014) [-]
I don't even remember what yours was, all I can remember is the cropped homosex
User avatar #2356 to #2338 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
imma rip half that bitches face off
User avatar #2357 to #2356 - adunsaveme (09/01/2014) [-]
whut
old rood
User avatar #2358 to #2357 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
new age adun is hotter
User avatar #2359 to #2358 - adunsaveme (09/01/2014) [-]
don't make this weird
#2360 to #2359 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
alrighty then
#2361 to #2360 - adunsaveme (09/01/2014) [-]
you're making this weird
#2362 to #2361 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
I'll make you weird
User avatar #2341 to #2338 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
oh wait this was your old one
User avatar #2342 to #2341 - adunsaveme (08/12/2014) [-]
gj sherlock :I
User avatar #2343 to #2342 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Another mystery solved by the world's greatest detective.
User avatar #2339 to #2338 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
That's all you want to remember
User avatar #2340 to #2339 - adunsaveme (08/11/2014) [-]
plsno
User avatar #2336 to #2335 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
I don't pay enough attention to you to notice things
User avatar #2324 - noobnage (08/05/2014) [-]
stop being a sonic nerd
User avatar #2325 to #2324 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
open your mind nerd
User avatar #2326 to #2325 - noobnage (08/05/2014) [-]
i wouldnt open my anything to you
User avatar #2321 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I wish I could be an alcoholic. I don't mean in the future; I mean now. Now's the perfect time for me to be an alcoholic. I have no responsibilities to anyone/anything. Being drunk all the time would be so enjoyable. The only reason I'm not is because I can't afford it. It would be like how I used to escape my problems with video games, which I can't do anymore because I don't enjoy them as much or have the friends I had at the time, but with alcohol.

I kinda miss escaping from problems. I'm referring to the ones that can't be solved and the ones I don't care enough about to solve, of course.
User avatar #2311 - teoyuppie (07/25/2014) [-]
Sick avatar, sonicteam would or probably has masturbated to it.
User avatar #2317 to #2313 - teoyuppie (07/25/2014) [-]
OMG so kawaii
User avatar #2314 to #2313 - teoyuppie (07/25/2014) [-]
Murr Teoberry this is yiffing spectacular!
User avatar #2315 to #2314 - teoberry (07/25/2014) [-]
shut the **** up
User avatar #2316 to #2315 - teoyuppie (07/25/2014) [-]
Hahahahahaha!
User avatar #2306 - finblob (07/17/2014) [-]
I literally just jacked off and then you go and make your profile picture all enticing.
God damn it, alex.
#2307 to #2306 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
It's pretty shmexy
User avatar #2288 - noobnage (07/06/2014) [-]
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**** you
User avatar #2282 - noobnage (07/02/2014) [-]
play tf2 with me nerd
User avatar #2289 to #2282 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
who the **** would want to do that
User avatar #2283 to #2282 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Never played it for real before (not counting Xbox years ago), and haven't configured the settings well enough yet.
User avatar #2284 to #2283 - noobnage (07/02/2014) [-]
>not playing tf2
are you some sort of weaboo ?
play it
User avatar #2285 to #2284 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Multiplayer shooters are bleh.
Occasionally fun.
But mostly bleh.
#2286 to #2285 - noobnage (07/02/2014) [-]
are you saying we aint gonna play tf2?
are you saying we aint gonna play tf2?
User avatar #2287 to #2286 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Perhaps in the future. I didn't put 50cents into not being a free2play pleb for no reason.
#2276 - princessren (06/22/2014) [-]
I was having such a nice night
then I go on hating
why do people enjoy making others suffer
User avatar #2277 to #2276 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Well, lulz is known to be beyond retarded. I don't really know what else to tell you. No one not retarded cares about what he's posting.
User avatar #2278 to #2277 - princessren (06/22/2014) [-]
he's still posting it tho....alot
I feel violated
I wanna kill myself
User avatar #2279 to #2278 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I find him to be a lot more bearable on hide all, myself.

That would be a dumb reason to die.
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