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Date Signed Up:6/01/2012
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#1380895 - Picture 17 minutes ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1380890 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 20 minutes ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1380892 - zomaru (19 minutes ago) [-]
I bet you think you're a cheeky fucker don't ya
#1380895 - alexanderburns (17 minutes ago) [-]
#1380888 - is that some new bloodborne dlc  [+] (1 new reply) 35 minutes ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1380891 - beroty (20 minutes ago) [-]
Amazing. Simply remarkable. "is that some new bloodborne dlc"? Really? The sheer audacity some of you cretins have just to get a rise out of somebody. Well, you know what? You did. You got me angry enough to reply, and so here I am. Are you happy? Are you proud of what you've accomplished? I guess you can finally sleep peacefully now knowing you managed to successfully rustle someone's jimjams on an north korean imageboard, huh? You must have stayed up all damn night just thinking up that "le bloodborne xDDDD" post of yours like the cancerous little worm you are. Absolutely despicable. Do your species a favor and end yourself immediately.
i'm glad i saved this copypasta
#1380885 - are you living in 2004 or something 38 minutes ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1380842 - nicky pickle or dickle  [+] (2 new replies) 7 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1380851 - Darianvincent (4 hours ago) [-]
alexandria

meme or no meme
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#1380843 - nickypickle (7 hours ago) [-]
yes
#1380840 - peanut butter crunchy or ****  [+] (4 new replies) 7 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1380841 - nickypickle (7 hours ago) [-]
>peanut butter
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#1380842 - alexanderburns (7 hours ago) [-]
nicky

pickle or dickle
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#1380851 - Darianvincent (4 hours ago) [-]
alexandria

meme or no meme
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#1380843 - nickypickle (7 hours ago) [-]
yes
#1380838 - popcorn butter or powdered cheese  [+] (6 new replies) 7 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1380839 - nickypickle (7 hours ago) [-]
peanut butter
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#1380840 - alexanderburns (7 hours ago) [-]
peanut butter

crunchy or shit
#1380841 - nickypickle (7 hours ago) [-]
>peanut butter
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#1380842 - alexanderburns (7 hours ago) [-]
nicky

pickle or dickle
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#1380851 - Darianvincent (4 hours ago) [-]
alexandria

meme or no meme
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#1380843 - nickypickle (7 hours ago) [-]
yes
#1380836 - fig newtons yes or no  [+] (8 new replies) 7 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1380837 - nickypickle (7 hours ago) [-]
ew no
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#1380838 - alexanderburns (7 hours ago) [-]
popcorn

butter or powdered cheese
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#1380839 - nickypickle (7 hours ago) [-]
peanut butter
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#1380840 - alexanderburns (7 hours ago) [-]
peanut butter

crunchy or shit
#1380841 - nickypickle (7 hours ago) [-]
>peanut butter
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#1380842 - alexanderburns (7 hours ago) [-]
nicky

pickle or dickle
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#1380851 - Darianvincent (4 hours ago) [-]
alexandria

meme or no meme
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#1380843 - nickypickle (7 hours ago) [-]
yes
#1380832 - post irl  [+] (10 new replies) 7 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1380833 - nickypickle (7 hours ago) [-]
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#1380836 - alexanderburns (7 hours ago) [-]
fig newtons

yes or no
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#1380837 - nickypickle (7 hours ago) [-]
ew no
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#1380838 - alexanderburns (7 hours ago) [-]
popcorn

butter or powdered cheese
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#1380839 - nickypickle (7 hours ago) [-]
peanut butter
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#1380840 - alexanderburns (7 hours ago) [-]
peanut butter

crunchy or shit
#1380841 - nickypickle (7 hours ago) [-]
>peanut butter
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#1380842 - alexanderburns (7 hours ago) [-]
nicky

pickle or dickle
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#1380851 - Darianvincent (4 hours ago) [-]
alexandria

meme or no meme
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#1380843 - nickypickle (7 hours ago) [-]
yes
#3102 - semen usually turns me off 7 hours ago on alexanderburns's profile 0

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User avatar #2526 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/11/2014) [+] (7 replies)
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Do not buy mint chocolate chip ice cream again
User avatar #3102 to #3101 - alexanderburns ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
semen usually turns me off
User avatar #3100 - alexanderburns ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Man, I need to be less ******* stupid.
User avatar #3096 - TheseChocodiles (12/03/2015) [-]
hello alex, don't even be so ******* rude to me in public again moron. I have a reputation to uphold unlike you, get a job you submissive piece of **** .


Warm regards, choco
User avatar #3097 to #3096 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #3099 to #3097 - TheseChocodiles (12/03/2015) [-]
thanks a milly
User avatar #3098 to #3097 - TheseChocodiles (12/03/2015) [-]
can you make a public apology to me please
#3095 - cycloneclone (11/26/2015) [-]
i poop on you!
User avatar #3084 - TheseChocodiles (11/19/2015) [-]
its dogs
User avatar #3079 - cycloneclone (11/09/2015) [-]
I came across your profile and was quite enamored by such an articulate and heavenly blessed beauty. I would be kicking myself if I didn't ask, so I was wondering if you would accept an engagement of witty banter between two intellectuals? Of course this "engagement" may start off as purely platonic but my sensual desires will most likely guide our cohesive unity down more erotic, lascivious, and sexual paths that will include but are not limited to passionate make out sessions under the star lit sky, dry humping, fondling each others naughty parts inducing orgasms, and an abundance of new uncharted sexual positions where I assert my pure dominance in establishing a realm of absolute sovereignty in your nether regions. Is this something you would be interested in pursuing?
User avatar #3082 to #3079 - articulate (11/09/2015) [-]
I hate being mentioned like this. Ironic cringe is still cringe.
User avatar #3080 to #3079 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]
I only talk to sailors
User avatar #3081 to #3080 - cycloneclone (11/09/2015) [-]
well im not a sailor but i have plenty of seamen
#3077 - squalllionhart (11/05/2015) [-]
i don't care that you broke your elbow
User avatar #3078 to #3077 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
sorry, wrong person
User avatar #3070 - BmanX (10/18/2015) [-]
Tell me who to vote for tomorrow
User avatar #3071 to #3070 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
Bernie Sanders
User avatar #3072 to #3071 - BmanX (10/18/2015) [-]
Tell me the closest Canadian approximation to Bernie Sanders
User avatar #3073 to #3072 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
Keanu Reeves
User avatar #3074 to #3073 - BmanX (10/18/2015) [-]
Tell me the closest Canadian approximation to Bernie Sanders and Keanu Reeves who is running for Canadian Prime Minister
User avatar #3075 to #3074 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
Me
User avatar #3076 to #3075 - BmanX (10/18/2015) [-]
our country is doomed
User avatar #3067 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
TP > ALBTW > MM > Seasons > Ages > WW > Link's Adventure DX > OoT > Minish Cap > ALTTP > 1
User avatar #3059 - noobnage (09/05/2015) [-]
alex pls
#3060 to #3059 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/05/2015) [-]
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User avatar #3061 to #3060 - noobnage (09/05/2015) [-]
good roll b0ss
#3062 to #3061 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/05/2015) [-]
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#3064 to #3062 - noobnage Comment deleted by alexanderburns [-]
User avatar #3053 - bruinslover (08/18/2015) [-]
dude, seriously. i want to be sure that i'm all good to finally start posting.
User avatar #3041 - sunchild (08/15/2015) [-]
<3
User avatar #3042 to #3041 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #3043 to #3042 - sunchild (08/15/2015) [-]
Oh... do we not?
User avatar #3044 to #3043 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #3031 - cycloneclone (08/02/2015) [-]
what controller do you use in smish
User avatar #3032 to #3031 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/02/2015) [-]
WiiU pro
User avatar #3033 to #3032 - cycloneclone (08/02/2015) [-]
casual
#3014 - princessren (07/28/2015) [-]
Wanna settle it in smash?
User avatar #3083 to #3014 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
i see how it is
User avatar #3085 to #3083 - princessren (11/19/2015) [-]
See how what is
User avatar #3086 to #3085 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/20/2015) [-]
>>3068, Didn't even reply to
User avatar #3088 to #3086 - princessren (11/20/2015) [-]
Sorry
User avatar #3089 to #3088 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/20/2015) [-]
PBG isn't very good in general
User avatar #3090 to #3089 - princessren (11/20/2015) [-]
You take that back
User avatar #3091 to #3090 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/20/2015) [-]
nah
User avatar #3087 to #3086 - princessren (11/20/2015) [-]
I thought I did
User avatar #3068 to #3014 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
Link The Faces of Evil (CDI) - PBG I need you to know that this is the funniest of PBG's videos
User avatar #3045 to #3014 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
fight cycloneclone
User avatar #3050 to #3045 - princessren (08/17/2015) [-]
maybe when my dad stops watching tv
User avatar #3051 to #3050 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
buy a tv
User avatar #3046 to #3045 - cycloneclone (08/16/2015) [-]
i still need to git gud tho
User avatar #3047 to #3046 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
so does ren
#3048 to #3047 - cycloneclone (08/16/2015) [-]
but i thought she kicked your ass
User avatar #3049 to #3048 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
ren couldn't beat me if I was blindfolded and playing with one finger
User avatar #3034 to #3014 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/03/2015) [-]
how to get smooth girl legs
User avatar #3037 to #3035 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/04/2015) [-]
Do you have mario kart yet
User avatar #3036 to #3035 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/03/2015) [-]
But I only have enough for like two cotton swabs at best
User avatar #3015 to #3014 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
settle what
User avatar #3038 to #3016 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
palutrena
User avatar #3039 to #3038 - princessren (08/12/2015) [-]
Best waifu
User avatar #3040 to #3039 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
I would let her have sex with me
User avatar #3017 to #3016 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
I read that book when I was 14 and it made me afraid every time I took a shower for a year
#3019 to #3017 - princessren (07/28/2015) [-]
I was actually just reading a book
User avatar #3020 to #3019 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
oh you know who you should tell that to
User avatar #3021 to #3020 - princessren (07/28/2015) [-]
my therapist?
User avatar #3022 to #3021 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
SOMEONE WHO CARES
#3023 to #3022 - princessren (07/28/2015) [-]
but I already told you
User avatar #3024 to #3023 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
pls get new pics
#3026 to #3025 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
You could at least post something perverted every now and then like all the cool kids do
User avatar #3028 to #3027 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
not enough skin showing
User avatar #3030 to #3029 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
Much better
#3018 to #3017 - princessren (07/28/2015) [-]
>reading books
User avatar #3000 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
If your profile has less than 1000 comments on it you are literally the biggest friendless loser on the internet.
#2990 - noobnage (07/25/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2991 to #2990 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
post irl
User avatar #2993 to #2992 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
irl
User avatar #2994 to #2993 - noobnage (07/25/2015) [-]
thats me
User avatar #2995 to #2994 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
IRL
User avatar #2996 to #2995 - noobnage (07/25/2015) [-]
THATS ME
User avatar #2997 to #2996 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
REAL LIFE
User avatar #3001 to #2997 - noobnage (07/25/2015) [-]
u gun buy hyrule warriors for the 3ds? guess not since u aint got smash3ds either
User avatar #3002 to #3001 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
perhaps one day
User avatar #3003 to #3002 - noobnage (07/25/2015) [-]
i kinda want to buy fe:fates, legend of legacy and maybe mario & luigi paper jam (but only after i see reviews for this **** )
User avatar #3004 to #3003 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
ok
User avatar #3005 to #3004 - noobnage (07/25/2015) [-]
whats your opinion on the amount of grab play on smash 4
User avatar #3006 to #3005 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
I'd like to grab you and play

If you don't like how much someone is grabbing you, get grabbed less
User avatar #3007 to #3006 - noobnage (07/25/2015) [-]
im not that good
User avatar #3008 to #3007 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #3009 to #3008 - noobnage (07/25/2015) [-]
lil mac's are cancer incarnate;(
#3010 to #3009 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
>still losing to Little Mac in 1v1s
User avatar #3011 to #3010 - noobnage (07/25/2015) [-]
im not that good, i recently started winning enough to be have a k/d bigger than 0.5
User avatar #3012 to #3011 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
nice small dick faggot
User avatar #3013 to #3012 - noobnage (07/25/2015) [-]
thx
User avatar #2998 to #2997 - noobnage (07/25/2015) [-]
i watched alot of anime thats why i look like that
User avatar #2975 - lobselvith ONLINE (07/21/2015) [-]
I thought you said you didn't have L4D2 on Xbox?
User avatar #2976 to #2975 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/21/2015) [-]
That story is from one of the few times I borrowed it
User avatar #2933 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
what wii u games does princessren have
User avatar #2934 to #2933 - princessren (06/28/2015) [-]
Mario 3D nintendo land and sonic
User avatar #2956 to #2934 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
ren
User avatar #2957 to #2956 - princessren (07/09/2015) [-]
yes?
User avatar #2958 to #2957 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
wanna get smashed?
#2959 to #2958 - princessren (07/09/2015) [-]
whose buying?
User avatar #2978 to #2959 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
hey ren
User avatar #2979 to #2978 - princessren (07/23/2015) [-]
what
User avatar #2980 to #2979 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
I was bored at the time and wanted you to say words at me but it's too late now
User avatar #2982 to #2981 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
post irl
User avatar #2984 to #2983 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
that is not irl
User avatar #2985 to #2984 - princessren (07/23/2015) [-]
buy me dinner first
User avatar #2986 to #2985 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
You're the one with the job
#2987 to #2986 - princessren (07/23/2015) [-]
but I'm a lady
do you not have a job?
User avatar #2989 to #2987 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
you work a lot
User avatar #2988 to #2987 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
>stereotypical relationship roles

Do not have job. Could get a **** one right now but it's 9 to 5 and I need that time free for a while.
User avatar #2960 to #2959 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
animeren is like 9 years old
should not be drinking
User avatar #2961 to #2960 - princessren (07/09/2015) [-]
like 14
User avatar #2962 to #2961 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
do you want to lose to me in smash bros
User avatar #2963 to #2962 - princessren (07/09/2015) [-]
get online scrub
User avatar #2973 to #2963 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/10/2015) [-]
how about now
User avatar #2964 to #2963 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
room created
User avatar #2965 to #2964 - princessren (07/09/2015) [-]
one sec, have to talk to mom
User avatar #2967 to #2965 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
the lag is real
User avatar #2968 to #2967 - princessren (07/09/2015) [-]
I know
User avatar #2972 to #2968 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
ganon > gayraheem
User avatar #2971 to #2968 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
palutena is A grade waifu
User avatar #2970 to #2968 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
habeeb it
User avatar #2969 to #2968 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
america wins
User avatar #2966 to #2965 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
aww, do you need your parents permission to go online?
User avatar #2938 to #2934 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
Also, Mario 3D Nintendo Land & Sonic sounds like it'd be a pretty weird game
User avatar #2937 to #2934 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
Super Mario 3D World is my favourite platformer of all time
User avatar #2939 to #2937 - princessren (06/29/2015) [-]
mhm, it pretty good
User avatar #2940 to #2939 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
Toad > Peach (aka easy mode) > Mario >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Luigi
User avatar #2941 to #2940 - princessren (06/29/2015) [-]
Luigi number one
User avatar #2943 to #2942 - princessren (06/30/2015) [-]
why is the e-shop so barren
User avatar #2944 to #2943 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
Nintendo hates making money
User avatar #2945 to #2944 - princessren (06/30/2015) [-]
I am pretty sure the wii e-shop had more options then this
but of course when I actually have a credit card
User avatar #2935 to #2934 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
get a game we can play together homo
#2936 to #2935 - princessren (06/28/2015) [-]
those were just the first ones I wanted
I think i'll get smash bros next
User avatar #2977 to #2936 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
get mario kart 8 next
User avatar #2946 to #2936 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
how much longer
User avatar #2947 to #2946 - princessren (06/30/2015) [-]
I dunno
User avatar #2948 to #2947 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
hey ren buy me stuff
User avatar #2949 to #2948 - princessren (07/03/2015) [-]
what do I get out of it
User avatar #2950 to #2949 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
I have two cakes
User avatar #2951 to #2950 - princessren (07/03/2015) [-]
I'll consider it
User avatar #2953 to #2951 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
mail me your skyward sword
User avatar #2955 to #2954 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
at least I still have my superior Twilight Princess
User avatar #2952 to #2951 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
I'll consider you
User avatar #2925 - swigs ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
hey bby
User avatar #2926 to #2925 - alexanderburns ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
stranger danger
User avatar #2927 to #2926 - swigs ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
no can you please be a pal a click this need to earn thosse points gifts.counter-strike-go.net/LjVgVr
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