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Age: 20
Steam Profile: batmandershepard
Video Games Played: Do I look like a loser?
X-box Gamertag: Ice balls360
Date Signed Up:6/01/2012
Last Login:12/27/2014
Location:Canada
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#352758 - gay neet sub lolicon 7 minutes ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#1135207 - You shouldn't post lewd doujin crops on VGB. You might acciden… 25 minutes ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1135205 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 29 minutes ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1135163 - you should of ate less  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1135164 - adunsaveme (2 hours ago) [-]
i would of
#1135153 - Yes, but they aren't very similar to Black Flag in terms of wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1135154 - Darianvincent (3 hours ago) [-]
Meaningful side stuff anyway.
#1135141 - I'm hesitant because I want to be 100% sure. I'm not 100% sure… 5 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1135139 - I don't see how one could use pictures of my body against me i… 5 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#116783 - my new years resolution is to tell you that your resolution is stupid 5 hours ago on Social Board 0
#1135136 - you should do it first, but your face and not naked, so I don'…  [+] (3 new replies) 5 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1135137 - adunsaveme (5 hours ago) [-]
Not gonna happen

But rly, think about it. Why do it? To show off? To get cheap and meaningless compliments from strangers to be forgotten about relatively quickly? The most likely thing that'll happen is it'll be used against you at some point in some form or another. By all means do it if you want to, but I just don't think there's much of a purpose outside of just showing off for worthless praise.
#1135161 - danield (3 hours ago) [-]
we all know your a fat fuck
User avatar #1135139 - alexanderburns (5 hours ago) [-]
I don't see how one could use pictures of my body against me in a way that isn't retarded and the purpose is to see if I am not mistaken in my belief that I have a good body. Yes it's subjective, but it's nice to not be the only person who likes a thing.
#1135131 - I'm probably going to end up doing it  [+] (5 new replies) 5 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1135134 - adunsaveme (5 hours ago) [-]
Ehhhh
User avatar #1135136 - alexanderburns (5 hours ago) [-]
you should do it first, but your face and not naked, so I don't feel self conscious
#1135137 - adunsaveme (5 hours ago) [-]
Not gonna happen

But rly, think about it. Why do it? To show off? To get cheap and meaningless compliments from strangers to be forgotten about relatively quickly? The most likely thing that'll happen is it'll be used against you at some point in some form or another. By all means do it if you want to, but I just don't think there's much of a purpose outside of just showing off for worthless praise.
#1135161 - danield (3 hours ago) [-]
we all know your a fat fuck
User avatar #1135139 - alexanderburns (5 hours ago) [-]
I don't see how one could use pictures of my body against me in a way that isn't retarded and the purpose is to see if I am not mistaken in my belief that I have a good body. Yes it's subjective, but it's nice to not be the only person who likes a thing.

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User avatar #2526 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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Do not buy mint chocolate chip ice cream again
User avatar #2106 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
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#2537 - fruga (12/19/2014) [-]
Liked the body pic Thanks for the mention, you should show more ;)
User avatar #2538 to #2537 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
in the future
#2539 to #2538 - fruga (12/19/2014) [-]
I guess I'll just have to wait...bet you have a great ass ;)
User avatar #2540 to #2539 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
It's quite bony when I bend over.
I can't seem to take a good picture of it with my laptop webcam at any rate.
#2541 to #2540 - fruga (12/19/2014) [-]
try kneeling straight up without bending, at least I usually like seeing assess in that position...
User avatar #2542 to #2541 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
will try next time I feel like taking pics.
I also had worse lighting last time I tried, so who knows what'll happen.
User avatar #2535 to #2534 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
do not comment on my board
User avatar #2525 - cycloneclone (12/11/2014) [-]
goodnight
User avatar #2516 to #2515 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
do not ******** on my board
User avatar #2517 to #2516 - cycloneclone (12/07/2014) [-]
i'll **** on your stick of truth
User avatar #2519 to #2517 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
My brother bought that game months ago but I haven't played it
User avatar #2510 - MrDeadiron (12/06/2014) [-]
Stop trying to pull me into your gay **** .
User avatar #2511 to #2510 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
what about my straight ****
User avatar #2512 to #2511 - MrDeadiron (12/06/2014) [-]
No, cause that's sonic.
User avatar #2513 to #2512 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
that guy on gay board does look like you tho
User avatar #2514 to #2513 - MrDeadiron (12/06/2014) [-]
No, he doesn't.
User avatar #2505 - samous (11/29/2014) [-]
you missed me did'nt you? lol
User avatar #2507 to #2505 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
who are you
User avatar #2509 to #2507 - samous (12/01/2014) [-]
your favourit terrorist
User avatar #2497 - adunsaveme (11/26/2014) [-]
cool
User avatar #2498 to #2497 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/26/2014) [-]
thanks
#2490 - noobnage (11/24/2014) [-]
how can you even sleep at night , with sonic so far up your ass?
User avatar #2491 to #2490 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
actually i sleep in his ass
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
should I play Smash or Hyrule Warriors tonight
User avatar #2494 to #2493 - noobnage (11/25/2014) [-]
zm@zh
User avatar #2495 to #2494 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
do not speak in gay on my board
User avatar #2484 - tarekmig (11/14/2014) [-]

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User avatar #2477 - cycloneclone (11/14/2014) [-]
accept my friend request you ******* cockburn
User avatar #2480 to #2477 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
oh
User avatar #2478 to #2477 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
friend request for what
User avatar #2481 to #2478 - cycloneclone (11/14/2014) [-]
tinder
User avatar #2465 - teoanon (11/01/2014) [-]
How much ********* is hero mode in Hyrule Warriors
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
I imagine it's nothing once all your characters are maxed
User avatar #2467 to #2466 - teoanon (11/01/2014) [-]
What's the max, 99-100?
User avatar #2508 to #2467 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
150
User avatar #2468 to #2467 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
99
#2461 - drooms (10/30/2014) [-]
I think this is yours
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - drooms (10/30/2014) [-]
Icky

Thought it might be of help in your conquest to appear as cancerous as possible on the vgb

They'll love it

Cheers
User avatar #2447 - lobselvith (10/26/2014) [-]
Play left 4 dead 2 with me.
User avatar #2448 to #2447 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Only have it on PC
User avatar #2450 to #2449 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Just get a WiiU
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - lobselvith (10/26/2014) [-]
How about I get a No U?

But seriously no. I'm going to get a PS3 whenever I move out in these next 6 months or so.
User avatar #2452 to #2451 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Gaming in the past
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - lobselvith (10/26/2014) [-]
I meant PS4.
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
I didn't know you're a weeb.
User avatar #2455 to #2454 - lobselvith (10/26/2014) [-]
I'm not a weeb, I'm a super ultra mega huge weeb. We should watch Attack on Titan together alexander-kun~ <3
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
That isn't even that weebish of an anime.
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - lobselvith (10/26/2014) [-]
So what?
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Watch better anime
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - lobselvith (10/26/2014) [-]
But I'm a weaboo. I'm not supposed to watch the good anime. Do you think I'm a casual or something?
User avatar #2444 - finblob ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
+rep, fast, friendly, and cleaned up after himself
#2427 to #2426 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
I want one of these of every character
#2485 to #2433 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/16/2014) [-]
tp is best dorf
#2415 - Darianvincent ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
pls
#2416 to #2415 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2412 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
joshlol joshlol joshlol
User avatar #2520 to #2413 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
sign my dick
User avatar #2414 to #2413 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
holy **** it's real
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