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I'm basically the funniest person to ever be on this website.
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| #1380888 - is that some new bloodborne dlc [+] (1 new reply) | 35 minutes ago on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
| Amazing. Simply remarkable. "is that some new bloodborne dlc"? Really? The sheer audacity some of you cretins have just to get a rise out of somebody. Well, you know what? You did. You got me angry enough to reply, and so here I am. Are you happy? Are you proud of what you've accomplished? I guess you can finally sleep peacefully now knowing you managed to successfully rustle someone's jimjams on an north korean imageboard, huh? You must have stayed up all damn night just thinking up that "le bloodborne xDDDD" post of yours like the cancerous little worm you are. Absolutely despicable. Do your species a favor and end yourself immediately. i'm glad i saved this copypasta | ||
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Do not buy mint chocolate chip ice cream again
I came across your profile and was quite enamored by such an articulate and heavenly blessed beauty. I would be kicking myself if I didn't ask, so I was wondering if you would accept an engagement of witty banter between two intellectuals? Of course this "engagement" may start off as purely platonic but my sensual desires will most likely guide our cohesive unity down more erotic, lascivious, and sexual paths that will include but are not limited to passionate make out sessions under the star lit sky, dry humping, fondling each others naughty parts inducing orgasms, and an abundance of new uncharted sexual positions where I assert my pure dominance in establishing a realm of absolute sovereignty in your nether regions. Is this something you would be interested in pursuing?
I hate being mentioned like this. Ironic cringe is still cringe.
TP > ALBTW > MM > Seasons > Ages > WW > Link's Adventure DX > OoT > Minish Cap > ALTTP > 1
dude, seriously. i want to be sure that i'm all good to finally start posting.
ren couldn't beat me if I was blindfolded and playing with one finger
But I only have enough for like two cotton swabs at best
I read that book when I was 14 and it made me afraid every time I took a shower for a year
If your profile has less than 1000 comments on it you are literally the biggest friendless loser on the internet.
I'd like to grab you and play
If you don't like how much someone is grabbing you, get grabbed less
If you don't like how much someone is grabbing you, get grabbed less
That story is from one of the few times I borrowed it
I was bored at the time and wanted you to say words at me but it's too late now
>stereotypical relationship roles
Do not have job. Could get a **** one right now but it's 9 to 5 and I need that time free for a while.
Do not have job. Could get a **** one right now but it's 9 to 5 and I need that time free for a while.
animeren is like 9 years old
should not be drinking
should not be drinking
aww, do you need your parents permission to go online?
Also, Mario 3D Nintendo Land & Sonic sounds like it'd be a pretty weird game
Super Mario 3D World is my favourite platformer of all time
Toad > Peach (aka easy mode) > Mario >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Luigi
I am pretty sure the wii e-shop had more options then this
but of course when I actually have a credit card
but of course when I actually have a credit card
at least I still have my superior Twilight Princess
no can you please be a pal a click this need to earn thosse points gifts.counter-strike-go.net/LjVgVr

