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#111 - This has nothing to do with America. I live on the opposite si…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/19/2013 on maybe some funnys 0
User avatar #113 - konradkurze (12/19/2013) [-]
right
because schools are going to teach you the truth

they simply want kids to grow up thinking theres nothing wrong with GM food so you grow up eating that shit with no regard for its problems and when you get sick or have mutant kids,....you'll be conviced it must be something else that caused it.....

similar deal to how troops in vietnam were told agent orange wouldnt hurt them it was only harmful to plants....now look at them....medically sick and their kids and in some cases grandkids are defects

plus with them mixing dna from plants theyre intentionally fucking with people who have allergies....theyre eating a plant they think is safe and getting dna from plants theyre allergic to
#143 - anonymous (12/20/2013) [-]
Holy shit are you retarded. You really need to lkearn what GMOs are and maybe some of the basic biology behind them before your crippling stupidity tears a hole in space.
User avatar #165 - konradkurze (12/20/2013) [-]
oh look, an anonfag talking shit. theres something new
go home troll, use than porn and read up about the harm of GM
#180 - anonymous (12/20/2013) [-]
I'll read up on the harm of GM as soon as any credible research shows there is some.

Your stupidity is fine as long as it's just you getting hurt by it, once you start trying to spread your ignorence then I'm entitled to tell you to eat a big ole bag of dicks.
User avatar #183 - konradkurze (12/20/2013) [-]
here little potato
have some bedtime reading as a start

www.wanttoknow.info/gmoinyourfood
#185 - anonymous (12/20/2013) [-]
Oh I remember your name now.

Your one of those 'Here, I found a blog of someone as batshit insane and stupid as I am - the scientific community can go fuck itself.' morons.

I withdraw all of my previous statements. You aren't worth the effort.
#189 - konradkurze (12/20/2013) [-]
we'll id try and label something onto you but youre too chickenshit to log in and be an adult,
ill bet youre one of those trolls who shout abuse at protesters from 40 feet away so you have a good headstart to run like a bitch when they get mad at you

< people like you just cant be reasoned with
#193 - anonymous (12/20/2013) [-]
Irony overload.
#196 - konradkurze (12/20/2013) [-]
go home little troll
youre drunk
User avatar #126 - RandomAnonGuy (12/19/2013) [-]
As an aspiring teacher, go fuck a landmine you sordid sopping salty cunt.
User avatar #114 - aldheim (12/19/2013) [-]
So European scientists are right, but the institutions that train and educate them are wrong?

And so snaps the last thread of logic. Have fun with your life, I hope to never speak to you again.
#107 - LEARN THINGS. GMO cannot cause any problems by defaul…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/19/2013 on maybe some funnys 0
User avatar #108 - konradkurze (12/19/2013) [-]
right
so european scientists proving GMOs cause birth defects in pregnant mothers is just a lie because anything that contradicts america is false, right?
User avatar #111 - aldheim (12/19/2013) [-]
This has nothing to do with America. I live on the opposite side of the world from America, and I'm still taught, in my University level genetics classes, that there's nothing wrong with genetic modification.

Most often, what goes into one plant just comes from another, commonly eaten plant, and it's just a segment of DNA, not chemically different in the slightest. And what is produced is a normal, commonly eaten plant protein, not chemically different in the slightest.

It'd be great if you provided the paper that proves GMOs cause birth defects, because if there's any truth to it I'd really like to know.
User avatar #113 - konradkurze (12/19/2013) [-]
right
because schools are going to teach you the truth

they simply want kids to grow up thinking theres nothing wrong with GM food so you grow up eating that shit with no regard for its problems and when you get sick or have mutant kids,....you'll be conviced it must be something else that caused it.....

similar deal to how troops in vietnam were told agent orange wouldnt hurt them it was only harmful to plants....now look at them....medically sick and their kids and in some cases grandkids are defects

plus with them mixing dna from plants theyre intentionally fucking with people who have allergies....theyre eating a plant they think is safe and getting dna from plants theyre allergic to
#143 - anonymous (12/20/2013) [-]
Holy shit are you retarded. You really need to lkearn what GMOs are and maybe some of the basic biology behind them before your crippling stupidity tears a hole in space.
User avatar #165 - konradkurze (12/20/2013) [-]
oh look, an anonfag talking shit. theres something new
go home troll, use than porn and read up about the harm of GM
#180 - anonymous (12/20/2013) [-]
I'll read up on the harm of GM as soon as any credible research shows there is some.

Your stupidity is fine as long as it's just you getting hurt by it, once you start trying to spread your ignorence then I'm entitled to tell you to eat a big ole bag of dicks.
User avatar #183 - konradkurze (12/20/2013) [-]
here little potato
have some bedtime reading as a start

www.wanttoknow.info/gmoinyourfood
#185 - anonymous (12/20/2013) [-]
Oh I remember your name now.

Your one of those 'Here, I found a blog of someone as batshit insane and stupid as I am - the scientific community can go fuck itself.' morons.

I withdraw all of my previous statements. You aren't worth the effort.
#189 - konradkurze (12/20/2013) [-]
we'll id try and label something onto you but youre too chickenshit to log in and be an adult,
ill bet youre one of those trolls who shout abuse at protesters from 40 feet away so you have a good headstart to run like a bitch when they get mad at you

< people like you just cant be reasoned with
#193 - anonymous (12/20/2013) [-]
Irony overload.
#196 - konradkurze (12/20/2013) [-]
go home little troll
youre drunk
User avatar #126 - RandomAnonGuy (12/19/2013) [-]
As an aspiring teacher, go fuck a landmine you sordid sopping salty cunt.
User avatar #114 - aldheim (12/19/2013) [-]
So European scientists are right, but the institutions that train and educate them are wrong?

And so snaps the last thread of logic. Have fun with your life, I hope to never speak to you again.
#35 - "We can rule them like angry gods." Worst c… 12/19/2013 on Good vs Evil vs Retard +5
#52 - >Content about makeup. >Decides to make a comment ab…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2013 on Thailand +11
User avatar #56 - mrgreatnamess (12/19/2013) [-]
"Fun fact, it says in this <insert random religious text> that makeup is bad, HOW ABOUT THAT HUH?"

He might as well have made something up
"I wrote a story about fish, and it has the word makeup in it"
It's equally pointless
#40 - Does this count as "The beatings will continue until mora…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2013 on good life advise +2
#41 - oosulley (12/19/2013) [-]
#28 - >Post on the internet >This is America. K. 12/19/2013 on tumblr on lesbians +1
#55 - It's not racist if it's true.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2013 on An Apple a Day Keep the... +1
#59 - zyketor (12/19/2013) [-]
So.... Khajiit are equal to modern day black people in Tamriel?
#65 - iwantfun (12/27/2013) [-]
Or dark elves, as they've been ordered to live in the shitty quarters of Windhelm
#62 - zyketor (12/19/2013) [-]
Damn, thumbed down. Lots of oversensitive people on today, yes?
#58 - anonymous (12/19/2013) [-]
Argonians tho
#136 - Well... there already is enough food to solve world hunger, … 12/19/2013 on Jaden's got the answer 0
#99 - Most pokemon can be either gender. Gardevior is an example…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2013 on What a player 0
User avatar #100 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/17/2013) [-]
Figured something like that, I only remembered my gardeviors being male though.
#37 - 1/2 histone proteins which serve to neutralise DNA's negative … 12/16/2013 on Punny 0
#13 - Odds are, we're gonna be alright. 12/16/2013 on Dying probably sucks +2
#18 - It's the new version of watching daytime television. 12/16/2013 on Am I the only one... 0
#52 - Not as great as you might think. Killing one would destroy…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2013 on That's One Undefeatable... 0
User avatar #59 - muffinofrage (12/16/2013) [-]
Yeah I figured it would have something wrong with it. My only other smart ass idea was to use a phoenix, but I don't know if being reborn from ash counts towards as its destruction or not.
#20 - 1/3 DNA 2/3 proteins  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Punny +1
User avatar #33 - fitchy (12/16/2013) [-]
histone proteins organized in clusters of 8 with DNA wound about them to form nucleosomes...to be precise...
User avatar #37 - aldheim (12/16/2013) [-]
1/2 histone proteins which serve to neutralise DNA's negative charge
1/2 non-histone proteins which serve as structural scaffolding.
#19 - There is no such thing as an unduplicated cell. There hasn…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Punny -1
User avatar #34 - reaperssprint (12/16/2013) [-]
Don't be a picky dick. You knew exactly what he meant.
User avatar #31 - icedmantwo (12/16/2013) [-]
Well obviously
I was referring to its state of hasn't split "recently" and was therefore in a duplicated chromosome pair
#40 - As a person doing a bachelor of science right now, I have to s…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2013 on Religion +1
User avatar #42 - dildobarbarian (12/12/2013) [-]
I have a Bsc in physics. and beginning my Msc next september in astrophysics. soooo.... you gonna take the work of the internet as serious? lol this is place of pointlessness and boredom. who gives a shit what is aid and one here. it reflects nothing of the person behind the screen in real life.

#26 - Nobody did.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2013 on this is were it came from +16
User avatar #27 - dredbot (12/11/2013) [-]
You're right. Damn, I need to get my eyes checked.
User avatar #36 - ltbuttstrong (12/11/2013) [-]
You need SPECIAL EYES
#209 - Damn it boner, It's getting really difficult to tell people I'… 12/11/2013 on Difference +6
#56 - I've never run a country, but in most systems, by the time som… 12/11/2013 on Obama 0
#6 - 'Meaningful' is a very subjective and vague term. So long … 12/09/2013 on To School, Or Not To School 0
#21 - Some see not ********* people as lazy. It's n… 12/09/2013 on same ol' 0
#20 - Barack Obama and David Cameron seemed like the only people in … 12/09/2013 on same ol' 0
#13 - This pisses me off so god damn much. If the people who off… 12/09/2013 on Not even in GTA... +2
#91 - Daedric worship is banned in most places.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2013 on Aldmeri Dominion +1
User avatar #92 - BrownBearninetysix (12/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, but do you ever see a Thalmor execution squad on their way to put down a group of Molag-Bal loving murderers?
#114 - levonmazode (12/10/2013) [-]
Well, there are guys like the Vigilants doing that kind of stuff, but they fucking suck at it.
#90 - The Bosmer willingly joined the Aldmeri Dominion. It's as …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2013 on Aldmeri Dominion +1
#110 - khepri (12/08/2013) [-]
Nah, man. There's talk of purges in the Bosmer lands, and that elf who gets your items into the embassy, Delphine says: "He's Bosmer. He hates the Thalmor as much as we do." Or something to that effect.
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User avatar #60 - alfjnn (09/17/2012) [-]
APPARENTLY PEOPLE LOVE YOU.
I AS WELL, LOVE YOU, BRO.
User avatar #59 - amissingmouse (09/04/2012) [-]
Hi
#56 - zameckis (08/31/2012) [-]
**zameckis judging you**
User avatar #57 to #56 - aldheim (08/31/2012) [-]
k
User avatar #54 - redwolfradolf (08/28/2012) [-]
I'm trying to cheer people up because it makes me feel better when I'm pissed off.

So in a way, this is like angry sex.

Anyway, have an awesome day.
User avatar #55 to #54 - aldheim (08/28/2012) [-]
Angry sex? Awesome!
#53 - imanassassin ONLINE (08/22/2012) [-]
You said you needed sauce right?
#52 - anonymous (08/02/2012) [-]
Hey, you're a ******
#49 - anonymous (07/09/2012) [-]
I got yo back with that halo fiasco
User avatar #43 - chriscjx (05/11/2012) [-]
Hey, at least me being a dumbass netted you seven thumbs.
User avatar #44 to #52 - aldheim (05/11/2012) [-]
1: I have no idea what you're referring to, I have terrible memory.
2: I don't give a damn about thumbs.
User avatar #45 to #53 - chriscjx (05/11/2012) [-]
"That's saying OP doesn't like the taste of dicks, idiot."
User avatar #46 to #54 - aldheim (05/11/2012) [-]
Now I remember.
But I still don't care about my thumb total.
User avatar #47 to #55 - chriscjx (05/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, I figured as much. Still, nice catch. I thought I was being all witty.
User avatar #41 - InfernalOneShot (05/04/2012) [-]
I deleted the post and decided just to put it as my status.

Take care anyway :)
User avatar #42 to #50 - aldheim (05/04/2012) [-]
A good choice.
I just don't want to see the fandom of another show I like turn to self derisive pointlessness.
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User avatar #40 to #48 - aldheim (04/29/2012) [-]
Thank you, captain obvious.
#36 - acompletedumbass **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#37 to #36 - aldheim (04/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man.   
I don't mean to be insulting but the .gif seemed relevant.
Thanks man.
I don't mean to be insulting but the .gif seemed relevant.
#38 to #37 - acompletedumbass **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #34 - howtosuckdicks (03/31/2012) [-]
ur a douche
User avatar #35 to #34 - aldheim (03/31/2012) [-]
Ouch, your words sting me.
Or they might if you could ******* spell.
#32 - lonefiredragon (03/28/2012) [-]
this is ur pony flipped for you if i did something wrong let me no
User avatar #33 to #32 - aldheim (03/28/2012) [-]
Sweet man, thanks.
User avatar #23 - thetimelord (03/23/2012) [-]
May I ask a question
User avatar #24 to #23 - aldheim (03/23/2012) [-]
No, never.
Sure, go ahead.
User avatar #25 to #24 - thetimelord (03/23/2012) [-]
I can't tell or say if your hating on me or Doctor Who and I know i'm probably going to get chewed out
User avatar #26 to #25 - aldheim (03/23/2012) [-]
Not in the slightest.
Doctor who is awesome.
You're A'ight.
God, that looks weird written.
User avatar #27 to #26 - thetimelord (03/23/2012) [-]
Well thank you for clearing that up for me
User avatar #28 to #27 - aldheim (03/23/2012) [-]
I've found there's a very good rule of thumb involving conversations with me on the Internet.
If you don't think what I've said is some kind of crappy joke, you're probably misunderstanding.
User avatar #29 to #28 - thetimelord (03/23/2012) [-]
It's that this is probably the first time I've seen you, because I usually stay within the limits of ponytime....................................so ya I couldn't tell if your were hating or kidding
#30 to #29 - aldheim (03/23/2012) [-]
Oh I'm all over the show. Look for the loud mouth grammar nazi who thinks he's hilarious. That's me.
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User avatar #19 - leyssens (01/19/2012) [-]
You sir, are gay.
User avatar #20 to #19 - aldheim (01/19/2012) [-]
Even if that were true, your problem with it would be...?
User avatar #21 to #20 - MudkipTomislav (02/28/2012) [-]
He's one of them damn brainwashed Christians, I bet!
#18 - sonicg (01/13/2012) [-]
I just read a bit of your convo w/ Bronydude, I request a brohoof! One for being a Brony and two for being country. I for one am a big LeDoux fan as well as Clay Self.
I just read a bit of your convo w/ Bronydude, I request a brohoof! One for being a Brony and two for being country. I for one am a big LeDoux fan as well as Clay Self.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - aldheim (01/12/2012) [-]
Yep.
#5 to #3 - bronydude **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - aldheim (01/12/2012) [-]
Do you know Blake Shelton?
#7 to #6 - bronydude **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #8 to #7 - aldheim (01/12/2012) [-]
I mostly like Blake and Trace.
Oh and Jason Aldean.
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User avatar #10 to #9 - aldheim (01/12/2012) [-]
I did not know that.

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User avatar #12 to #11 - aldheim (01/12/2012) [-]
Haha same.
Who's your favorite pony?
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User avatar #14 to #13 - aldheim (01/12/2012) [-]
Mine's Rainbow Dash.
I'd say I'm most like Twilight but really there isn't anypony who spends all their time on the internet/xbox so I guess I'm not much like any of them.
#15 to #14 - bronydude **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #16 to #15 - aldheim (01/12/2012) [-]
It's easy.
Big ******** buttons.
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#1 - heyowolfy (01/09/2012) [-]
I loove yooouuu!
User avatar #4 to #1 - aldheim (01/12/2012) [-]
That's........ interesti-
SHE'S MISSING HER WINGS!
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