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#14 - Because contries in south america are not typically all just c… 01/19/2014 on canada a little to the left +4
#91 - Man, if this dude made a movie trailer for AH, I would be able… 12/22/2013 on Fallout 3 humour... 0
#90 - He looks more like he's freaked out / has no idea what's going on. 12/22/2013 on Fallout 3 humour... 0
#53 - When you're about to finish, lean in close and whisper erotica… 12/22/2013 on Hakuna matata +1
#128 - She looks, like four. Most kids this age have a good sense…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on Awww. +1
User avatar #144 - zomgwaffle (12/22/2013) [-]
This is not true nowadays or at least around where I am. I work at a shelter and I see a lot of stupid little kids who are warned before hand not to get in a dogs face they do it anyways.
#22 - Life needs more space ghost. 12/21/2013 on They sure dont make em like... +3
#202 - His heart stopped. 12/21/2013 on Great Moment From South Park +3
#6 - As somebody doing a bachelor of science, I have to say this is…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2013 on What the church thinks 0
User avatar #17 - liversupporter (12/20/2013) [-]
if i somehow get the right result after a 3 hour practical, this is what i shout in victory
#12 - angelusprimus (12/20/2013) [-]
When I was getting my masters there were lists of things to do in case something goes wrong.
Every one started with "Sacrifice a goat and draw pentagram with its blood on the floor"
#63 - Well then, let's go by atoms. We're probably like 90% bana…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2013 on I'm a banana +2
#65 - poljento (12/20/2013) [-]
In a similar fashion quantity matters, as well as what you make of the atoms. If you make a small human with 100 % of the same atoms in the same places, it still wouldn't be the same, would it it would be smaller ?
User avatar #80 - pokemonstheshiz (12/20/2013) [-]
the chemical structure of the atoms matters as well
i.e. isomers
#114 - So European scientists are right, but the institutions that tr… 12/19/2013 on maybe some funnys 0

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User avatar #60 - alfjnn (09/17/2012) [-]
APPARENTLY PEOPLE LOVE YOU.
I AS WELL, LOVE YOU, BRO.
User avatar #59 - amissingmouse (09/04/2012) [-]
Hi
#56 - zameckis (08/31/2012) [-]
**zameckis judging you**
User avatar #57 to #56 - aldheim (08/31/2012) [-]
k
User avatar #54 - redwolfradolf (08/28/2012) [-]
I'm trying to cheer people up because it makes me feel better when I'm pissed off.

So in a way, this is like angry sex.

Anyway, have an awesome day.
User avatar #55 to #54 - aldheim (08/28/2012) [-]
Angry sex? Awesome!
#53 - imanassassin (08/22/2012) [-]
You said you needed sauce right?
#52 - anonymous (08/02/2012) [-]
Hey, you're a faggot
#49 - anonymous (07/09/2012) [-]
I got yo back with that halo fiasco
User avatar #43 - chriscjx (05/11/2012) [-]
Hey, at least me being a dumbass netted you seven thumbs.
User avatar #44 to #52 - aldheim (05/11/2012) [-]
1: I have no idea what you're referring to, I have terrible memory.
2: I don't give a damn about thumbs.
User avatar #45 to #53 - chriscjx (05/11/2012) [-]
"That's saying OP doesn't like the taste of dicks, idiot."
User avatar #46 to #54 - aldheim (05/11/2012) [-]
Now I remember.
But I still don't care about my thumb total.
User avatar #47 to #55 - chriscjx (05/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, I figured as much. Still, nice catch. I thought I was being all witty.
User avatar #41 - InfernalOneShot (05/04/2012) [-]
I deleted the post and decided just to put it as my status.

Take care anyway :)
User avatar #42 to #50 - aldheim (05/04/2012) [-]
A good choice.
I just don't want to see the fandom of another show I like turn to self derisive pointlessness.
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User avatar #40 to #48 - aldheim (04/29/2012) [-]
Thank you, captain obvious.
#36 - acompletedumbass **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#37 to #36 - aldheim (04/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man.   
I don't mean to be insulting but the .gif seemed relevant.
Thanks man.
I don't mean to be insulting but the .gif seemed relevant.
#38 to #37 - acompletedumbass **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #34 - howtosuckdicks (03/31/2012) [-]
ur a douche
User avatar #35 to #34 - aldheim (03/31/2012) [-]
Ouch, your words sting me.
Or they might if you could ******* spell.
#32 - lonefiredragon (03/28/2012) [-]
this is ur pony flipped for you if i did something wrong let me no
User avatar #33 to #32 - aldheim (03/28/2012) [-]
Sweet man, thanks.
User avatar #23 - thetimelord (03/23/2012) [-]
May I ask a question
User avatar #24 to #23 - aldheim (03/23/2012) [-]
No, never.
Sure, go ahead.
User avatar #25 to #24 - thetimelord (03/23/2012) [-]
I can't tell or say if your hating on me or Doctor Who and I know i'm probably going to get chewed out
User avatar #26 to #25 - aldheim (03/23/2012) [-]
Not in the slightest.
Doctor who is awesome.
You're A'ight.
God, that looks weird written.
User avatar #27 to #26 - thetimelord (03/23/2012) [-]
Well thank you for clearing that up for me
User avatar #28 to #27 - aldheim (03/23/2012) [-]
I've found there's a very good rule of thumb involving conversations with me on the Internet.
If you don't think what I've said is some kind of crappy joke, you're probably misunderstanding.
User avatar #29 to #28 - thetimelord (03/23/2012) [-]
It's that this is probably the first time I've seen you, because I usually stay within the limits of ponytime....................................so ya I couldn't tell if your were hating or kidding
#30 to #29 - aldheim (03/23/2012) [-]
Oh I'm all over the show. Look for the loud mouth grammar nazi who thinks he's hilarious. That's me.
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User avatar #19 - leyssens (01/19/2012) [-]
You sir, are gay.
User avatar #20 to #19 - aldheim (01/19/2012) [-]
Even if that were true, your problem with it would be...?
User avatar #21 to #20 - MudkipTomislav (02/28/2012) [-]
He's one of them damn brainwashed Christians, I bet!
#18 - sonicg (01/13/2012) [-]
I just read a bit of your convo w/ Bronydude, I request a brohoof! One for being a Brony and two for being country. I for one am a big LeDoux fan as well as Clay Self.
I just read a bit of your convo w/ Bronydude, I request a brohoof! One for being a Brony and two for being country. I for one am a big LeDoux fan as well as Clay Self.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - aldheim (01/12/2012) [-]
Yep.
#5 to #3 - bronydude **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - aldheim (01/12/2012) [-]
Do you know Blake Shelton?
#7 to #6 - bronydude **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #8 to #7 - aldheim (01/12/2012) [-]
I mostly like Blake and Trace.
Oh and Jason Aldean.
#9 to #8 - bronydude **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #10 to #9 - aldheim (01/12/2012) [-]
I did not know that.

#11 to #10 - bronydude **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #12 to #11 - aldheim (01/12/2012) [-]
Haha same.
Who's your favorite pony?
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User avatar #14 to #13 - aldheim (01/12/2012) [-]
Mine's Rainbow Dash.
I'd say I'm most like Twilight but really there isn't anypony who spends all their time on the internet/xbox so I guess I'm not much like any of them.
#15 to #14 - bronydude **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #16 to #15 - aldheim (01/12/2012) [-]
It's easy.
Big ******** buttons.
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#1 - heyowolfy (01/09/2012) [-]
I loove yooouuu!
User avatar #4 to #1 - aldheim (01/12/2012) [-]
That's........ interesti-
SHE'S MISSING HER WINGS!
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