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aldheim  

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#32 - But efficient.  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Now you have five 0
User avatar #33 - Seventeen (57 minutes ago) [-]
i think it would be wrong of me to doubt that.
#18 - I don't get it. I thought rabies was easily treated since,…  [+] (3 new replies) 18 hours ago on The Girl Who Survived Rabies +1
User avatar #21 - neonblackkitty (16 hours ago) [-]
there are treatments to prevent it. however, once the onset of rabies begins, there is no cure, it's a brain disease
User avatar #19 - arcanesyrge (18 hours ago) [-]
Nope. Of the 4 or so people who catch it a year, its almost certain death. Plague is easily treatable.
User avatar #20 - arcanesyrge (18 hours ago) [-]
*4 or so people in america
#19 - It's not often that I feel alone. God damn it. 18 hours ago on Holy shit this needs to happen 0
#8 - Vagina Anus Mouth Left hand Right hand Bet…  [+] (13 new replies) 18 hours ago on Now you have five +25
#30 - N. Korean citizen (9 hours ago) [-]
You forgot the armpits.
User avatar #25 - trolltyler (10 hours ago) [-]
armpit
#18 - tittylovin (14 hours ago) [-]
Left Hand
Right Hand
Mouth - 2
Tits - 2
Ass + Vag = 3, 4 and you'll impress me.
Total of 9, and I didn't resort to feet. GOML bitch.
#31 - equestriaman (8 hours ago) [-]
don't forget armpits and knees
User avatar #17 - DeathKnight (14 hours ago) [-]
you have forgotten both nostrils, ear piercings (stretched ears), and ear canals. that, sir, is 13
#16 - N. Korean citizen (15 hours ago) [-]
i swear i read armpit instead of hand.
There's also the bellybuttom.
The ears and the eyes.
The popliteal fossa.
Etc.

Be ingenious.
#21 - lildj (13 hours ago) [-]
i swear everyone hear i either on drugs or really have no time what so ever
#13 - unicornfetish (16 hours ago) [-]
Actually it could potentially be 8...there are 2 fee man!
User avatar #27 - guiguito (10 hours ago) [-]
nah to peform a footjob you need both
#10 - minnesotaids (17 hours ago) [-]
Gettin' all tha ladies, aren't you?
User avatar #9 - Seventeen (17 hours ago) [-]
you're weird.
User avatar #32 - aldheim (1 hour ago) [-]
But efficient.
User avatar #33 - Seventeen (57 minutes ago) [-]
i think it would be wrong of me to doubt that.
#30 - Being able to cry as loud as I want without anybody hearing me. 18 hours ago on FeelChan 2 +13
#20 - Yeah, right.  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on Yay saturday +1
User avatar #22 - silverhellion (18 hours ago) [-]
fuckin' A
#29 - Horse? Holy shit, Batman is fucked.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on Batman's Worried +11
User avatar #31 - mostmodest (05/19/2013) [-]
Just get Wal to take Horse outta there.

Like Wal can tell Horse what to do...
#37 - Nobody love geology.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on Science +6
User avatar #41 - localcatbarber (05/19/2013) [-]
Geology rocks.
#46 - Shirt says alcohol. Drinks containing alcohol are frequent…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on Technical 0
User avatar #47 - mattmenzo (05/19/2013) [-]
but that shirt is trying to be all scientific and shit. if i ask for a beer, i dont ask for a bottle of alcohol
#44 - But any given alcoholic drink is a solution.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Technical 0
User avatar #45 - mattmenzo (05/19/2013) [-]
shirt dun say that
User avatar #46 - aldheim (05/19/2013) [-]
Shirt says alcohol.
Drinks containing alcohol are frequently referred to as alcohol.
User avatar #47 - mattmenzo (05/19/2013) [-]
but that shirt is trying to be all scientific and shit. if i ask for a beer, i dont ask for a bottle of alcohol
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User avatar #60 - alfjnn (09/17/2012) [-]
APPARENTLY PEOPLE LOVE YOU.
I AS WELL, LOVE YOU, BRO.
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User avatar #59 - amissingmouse (09/04/2012) [-]
Hi
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#56 - zameckis (08/31/2012) [-]
**zameckis judging you**
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User avatar #57 to #56 - aldheim (08/31/2012) [-]
k
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User avatar #54 - redwolfradolf (08/28/2012) [-]
I'm trying to cheer people up because it makes me feel better when I'm pissed off.

So in a way, this is like angry sex.

Anyway, have an awesome day.
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User avatar #55 to #54 - aldheim (08/28/2012) [-]
Angry sex? Awesome!
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#53 - imanassassin ONLINE (08/22/2012) [-]
You said you needed sauce right?
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#52 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [-]
Hey, you're a faggot
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#49 - N. Korean citizen (07/09/2012) [-]
I got yo back with that halo fiasco
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User avatar #43 - chriscjx (05/11/2012) [-]
Hey, at least me being a dumbass netted you seven thumbs.
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User avatar #44 to #52 - aldheim (05/11/2012) [-]
1: I have no idea what you're referring to, I have terrible memory.
2: I don't give a damn about thumbs.
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User avatar #45 to #53 - chriscjx (05/11/2012) [-]
"That's saying OP doesn't like the taste of dicks, idiot."
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User avatar #46 to #54 - aldheim (05/11/2012) [-]
Now I remember.
But I still don't care about my thumb total.
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User avatar #47 to #55 - chriscjx (05/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, I figured as much. Still, nice catch. I thought I was being all witty.
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User avatar #41 - InfernalOneShot (05/04/2012) [-]
I deleted the post and decided just to put it as my status.

Take care anyway :)
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User avatar #42 to #50 - aldheim (05/04/2012) [-]
A good choice.
I just don't want to see the fandom of another show I like turn to self derisive pointlessness.
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#39 - shadowofthewisps **User deleted account** (04/29/2012) [-]
Bronies are idiots.
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User avatar #40 to #48 - aldheim (04/29/2012) [-]
Thank you, captain obvious.
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#36 - acompletedumbass **User deleted account** (04/22/2012) [-]
I love you more than any words could ever express. You will always be in my heart. If there were ever a song to describe my feelings for you, it would be a symphony of the most beautiful sounds to have ever caressed human ears.
I love you more than any words could ever express. You will always be in my heart. If there were ever a song to describe my feelings for you, it would be a symphony of the most beautiful sounds to have ever caressed human ears.
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#37 to #36 - aldheim (04/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man. I don't mean to be insulting but the .gif seemed relevant.
Thanks man.
I don't mean to be insulting but the .gif seemed relevant.
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#38 to #37 - acompletedumbass **User deleted account** (04/23/2012) [-]
Good :) It was meant to be relevant.
Good :) It was meant to be relevant.
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User avatar #34 - howtosuckdicks ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
ur a douche
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User avatar #35 to #34 - aldheim (03/31/2012) [-]
Ouch, your words sting me.
Or they might if you could fucking spell.
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#32 - lonefiredragon (03/28/2012) [-]
this is ur pony flipped for you if i did something wrong let me no
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User avatar #33 to #32 - aldheim (03/28/2012) [-]
Sweet man, thanks.
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User avatar #23 - thetimelord (03/23/2012) [-]
May I ask a question
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User avatar #24 to #23 - aldheim (03/23/2012) [-]
No, never.
Sure, go ahead.
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User avatar #25 to #24 - thetimelord (03/23/2012) [-]
I can't tell or say if your hating on me or Doctor Who and I know i'm probably going to get chewed out
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User avatar #26 to #25 - aldheim (03/23/2012) [-]
Not in the slightest.
Doctor who is awesome.
You're A'ight.
God, that looks weird written.
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User avatar #27 to #26 - thetimelord (03/23/2012) [-]
Well thank you for clearing that up for me
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User avatar #28 to #27 - aldheim (03/23/2012) [-]
I've found there's a very good rule of thumb involving conversations with me on the Internet.
If you don't think what I've said is some kind of crappy joke, you're probably misunderstanding.
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User avatar #29 to #28 - thetimelord (03/23/2012) [-]
It's that this is probably the first time I've seen you, because I usually stay within the limits of ponytime....................................so ya I couldn't tell if your were hating or kidding
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#30 to #29 - aldheim (03/23/2012) [-]
Oh I'm all over the show. Look for the loud mouth grammar nazi who thinks he's hilarious. That's me.
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User avatar #19 - leyssens (01/19/2012) [-]
You sir, are gay.
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User avatar #20 to #19 - aldheim (01/19/2012) [-]
Even if that were true, your problem with it would be...?
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User avatar #21 to #20 - MudkipTomislav (02/28/2012) [-]
He's one of them damn brainwashed Christians, I bet!
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#18 - sonicg ONLINE (01/13/2012) [-]
I just read a bit of your convo w/ Bronydude, I request a brohoof! One for being a Brony and two for being country. I for one am a big LeDoux fan as well as Clay Self.
I just read a bit of your convo w/ Bronydude, I request a brohoof! One for being a Brony and two for being country. I for one am a big LeDoux fan as well as Clay Self.
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User avatar #2 - bronydude **User deleted account** (01/12/2012) [-]
hey is your profile icon a picture of Trace Adkins?
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User avatar #3 to #2 - aldheim (01/12/2012) [-]
Yep.
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User avatar #5 to #3 - bronydude **User deleted account** (01/12/2012) [-]
aww yeah me and you are gonna get along just fine then lol
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User avatar #6 to #5 - aldheim (01/12/2012) [-]
Do you know Blake Shelton?
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User avatar #7 to #6 - bronydude **User deleted account** (01/12/2012) [-]
yeah, but I'm not as big of a fan as some of the big star country artists. I like Brantley Gilbert Toby Kieth and Steve Earle alot. Steve Earle used to be bigger but he's getting old
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User avatar #8 to #7 - aldheim (01/12/2012) [-]
I mostly like Blake and Trace.
Oh and Jason Aldean.
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User avatar #9 to #8 - bronydude **User deleted account** (01/12/2012) [-]
Yeah I like them, but some of their music is played WAY too often on the radio. And also Brantley Gilbert and Colt Ford wrote Dirt Road Anthem and My Kinda Party in case you didn't know
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User avatar #10 to #9 - aldheim (01/12/2012) [-]
I did not know that.

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User avatar #11 to #10 - bronydude **User deleted account** (01/12/2012) [-]
well now u do. A fellow brony that also has a good taste in country music. I like it lol
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User avatar #12 to #11 - aldheim (01/12/2012) [-]
Haha same.
Who's your favorite pony?
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User avatar #13 to #12 - bronydude **User deleted account** (01/12/2012) [-]
Fluttershy. So adorable and her personality best fits mine out of all the other ponies, Applejack would probably be 2nd
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User avatar #14 to #13 - aldheim (01/12/2012) [-]
Mine's Rainbow Dash.
I'd say I'm most like Twilight but really there isn't anypony who spends all their time on the internet/xbox so I guess I'm not much like any of them.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - bronydude **User deleted account** (01/12/2012) [-]
yeah, don't know how any pony could with hooves unless they were unicorns
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User avatar #16 to #15 - aldheim (01/12/2012) [-]
It's easy.
Big fuck-off buttons.
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User avatar #17 to #16 - bronydude **User deleted account** (01/12/2012) [-]
good point
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#1 - heyowolfy (01/09/2012) [-]
I loove yooouuu!
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User avatar #4 to #1 - aldheim (01/12/2012) [-]
That's........ interesti-
SHE'S MISSING HER WINGS!
 
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