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Date Signed Up:7/14/2012
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#33 - from what i hear its love juice  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on After a weekend of nothing... +11
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#40 - abbieru (4 hours ago) [-]
So it's Gallium, right?
#288 - i took the bait 8 hours ago on sometimes +2
#265 - **** who ever you like i dont give a damn  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on sometimes 0
#285 - rangerofthesea (8 hours ago) [-]
#288 - alcoholicsemen (8 hours ago) [-]
i took the bait
#18 - im gonna pull my pork when they beef starts poppin off 10 hours ago on grade A beef +1
#74 - its random number generator 12 hours ago on So NOBODY won $950 Mil... 0
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#48 - demsey all the rolls hajime ippo fan?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Oculus Stiff 0
#49 - tenaciouslee (01/11/2016) [-]
Ippo's alright, I just really like Dempsey rolls.

>MFW Dempsey Rolls
#42 - my dreams  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Oculus Stiff 0
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#44 - tenaciouslee (01/11/2016) [-]
VIRTUAL FIGHTING TOURNAMENTS WHERE YOU FEEL THE PUNCHES MY DICK COULD DESTROY DIAMOND.
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#43 - tenaciouslee (01/11/2016) [-]
The technology exists for that shit today.

You could do Dempsey Rolls for life!

A free range fighting game like Street Fighter where you make your own combos.

DEMPSEY ROLLS FOR LIFE.
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#48 - alcoholicsemen (01/11/2016) [-]
demsey all the rolls
hajime ippo fan?
#49 - tenaciouslee (01/11/2016) [-]
Ippo's alright, I just really like Dempsey rolls.

>MFW Dempsey Rolls

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User avatar #131 - alcoholicsemen (10/18/2015) [-]
stickied by alcoholicsemen
current catchphrase "you savage bitch"
#95 - alcoholicsemen (06/03/2015) [-]
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Hey, how you denizens doing I'm going need you use this link and subscribe to this because I'm el cheapo. Please help your cheap guy, friend, buddy, pal out and i promise to never do an unboxing video or post pix of it, that can be a market for you.   
Yes I'm talking to you random stranger/anon/buddy in my comment section don't ignore this, why are you here if not to help me.   
looted.by/ctGj5
Hey, how you denizens doing I'm going need you use this link and subscribe to this because I'm el cheapo. Please help your cheap guy, friend, buddy, pal out and i promise to never do an unboxing video or post pix of it, that can be a market for you.
Yes I'm talking to you random stranger/anon/buddy in my comment section don't ignore this, why are you here if not to help me.
looted.by/ctGj5
#132 - anomaisies Comment deleted by alcoholicsemen [-]
#133 to #132 - anomaisies Comment deleted by alcoholicsemen [-]
User avatar #134 to #133 - alcoholicsemen (12/05/2015) [-]
well im not good at it yet
but im gonna try and draw this in slutty clothing
it wont be hard to get pose but the new clothing will be the challenge
User avatar #135 to #134 - anomaisies (12/05/2015) [-]
You could try without clothing first until you get the face and body down and then add clothing as you gain experience.
User avatar #136 to #135 - alcoholicsemen (12/05/2015) [-]
i'll be experimenting
User avatar #137 to #136 - anomaisies (12/05/2015) [-]
Good on ya mate
User avatar #116 - burytia (09/05/2015) [-]
**burytia used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**burytia rolls My reply is no**
would alcoholic **** a fat girl till she thin
User avatar #117 to #116 - alcoholicsemen (09/05/2015) [-]
**alcoholicsemen used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**alcoholicsemen rolls It is certain**would i
#118 to #117 - burytia (09/05/2015) [-]
**burytia used "*roll picture*"**
**burytia rolled image**
<the plus size girl alcoholic wants
User avatar #120 to #119 - burytia (09/05/2015) [-]
**burytia used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**burytia rolls Nazi Zombie Robot Ninjas.**
what is alcoholic's fave type of *******
#102 - josuke (09/02/2015) [-]
They released the primary syndicate weapons
TIGRIS AND CERNOS I NEED
#103 to #102 - alcoholicsemen (09/02/2015) [-]
im on ps4 so im waiting a bit
better get my standing up so i can trade for them
you see the trick is to trade for the syndicate weapons you won't get from your syndicate first then you can get your own at your lesiure
are you red veil fam?

User avatar #104 to #103 - josuke (09/02/2015) [-]
Sadly I'm the not
I'm the guys who get the penta
Which sucks
Feels bad man
User avatar #105 to #104 - alcoholicsemen (09/02/2015) [-]
its ok everyone wants weapons to trade for just be the smart about getting your hands on the one you want
User avatar #106 to #105 - josuke (09/03/2015) [-]
Penta is just a worse Tonkor
User avatar #107 to #106 - alcoholicsemen (09/03/2015) [-]
i mean some stuff is just just there to get your MR up
User avatar #108 to #107 - josuke (09/03/2015) [-]
True
I'm going for 100% on every weapon I can get
User avatar #109 to #108 - alcoholicsemen (09/03/2015) [-]
thats the spirit
User avatar #110 to #109 - josuke (09/03/2015) [-]
Almost 500 hours in and I'm only at rank 13
I got over 70 weapons to go
Mostly clan stuff
User avatar #111 to #110 - alcoholicsemen (09/03/2015) [-]
17 with 42 days
for awhile there when i first started i stagnated hrd
User avatar #112 to #111 - josuke (09/03/2015) [-]
I don't really do high tier stuff I jsut want to level **** alone usually
Obviously is slower but more tranquil
I did a raid once and that's it lol
User avatar #113 to #112 - alcoholicsemen (09/03/2015) [-]
should i be trading lightning dash for more than 50P
also apply to other new movement and bullet dash mods
User avatar #114 to #113 - josuke (09/03/2015) [-]
I am not sure honestly
User avatar #115 to #114 - alcoholicsemen (09/03/2015) [-]
saw someone put it up for 100
gonna put it to test later this just might make me rich in plat
User avatar #99 - joshlol (08/23/2015) [-]
iF U WERE DICKED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 RAPIN DA ************ THAT DICKED U!
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User avatar #96 - alcoholicsemen (06/15/2015) [-]
TO BE A MAN YOU MUST HAVE HONOR, HONOR AND A PENIS!
will give you an answer if you answer those 5
#94 - evilicious (06/02/2015) [-]
Daffy Duck is inferior to my swag.
#93 - katarinaismywaifu (03/25/2015) [-]
Katarinaismywaifu sent me over! Want to cuddle?
#94 to #93 - alcoholicsemen (03/25/2015) [-]
well looks like you delivered
na wanna play monopoly
#129 to #94 - evilicious (09/09/2015) [-]
Why did I get a notification for this?
User avatar #88 - jonnyfrosty (03/24/2015) [-]
There was always something I wanted to ask you
User avatar #89 to #88 - alcoholicsemen (03/24/2015) [-]
aahhh go head spport
#90 to #89 - jonnyfrosty (03/24/2015) [-]
Is the semen itself alcoholic or is it the semen of someone alcoholic
User avatar #91 to #90 - alcoholicsemen (03/24/2015) [-]
always yes to the first one but also sometimess not no to second
#92 to #91 - jonnyfrosty (03/24/2015) [-]
I understand
I understand
User avatar #84 - majormayor (03/16/2015) [-]
what a user name
User avatar #85 to #84 - alcoholicsemen (03/16/2015) [-]
i like it
User avatar #83 - murrlogic (03/14/2015) [-]
Hello.
#81 - alcoholicsemen (03/12/2015) [-]
anomaisies
User avatar #79 - Pleinair (03/06/2015) [-]
:C
User avatar #80 to #79 - alcoholicsemen (03/06/2015) [-]
i forgot to do question bukkake
#77 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Have a good ******* day champ!
User avatar #75 - kattr (12/11/2014) [-]
Alcoholicsementhrower
User avatar #76 to #75 - alcoholicsemen (12/11/2014) [-]
i wish, this site needs more characters for usernames
User avatar #72 - sinisterlion (12/03/2014) [-]
"its not its only a challenge when you randomly decide to do it out of boredom or someone challenges you not when its catchy saying as "no fap november" and you do it in conjunction with others"
In reply, I think you misunderstand, for someone who masturbates 42 times a day this is a very difficult challenge and I choose to challenge myself. It has never occurred to me to do this and probably never would have, but with 'no fap November' I know that there are other people including some of my friends who are willing to do this and this makes it all the more meaningful.
#73 to #72 - alcoholicsemen (12/03/2014) [-]
have you ever just yanked it for a while w/o cumming but just getting constantly getting close
do you count that as one

a while - at least 2 hours
#74 to #73 - sinisterlion (12/03/2014) [-]
Not on 'no fap November' at least, otherwise I would have failed on the first day! I always do it while masturbating though, its a great feeling on its own.    
   
Mmm salami, here have some potassium
Not on 'no fap November' at least, otherwise I would have failed on the first day! I always do it while masturbating though, its a great feeling on its own.

Mmm salami, here have some potassium
User avatar #71 to #70 - jollypiratedonut (11/16/2014) [-]
i need dis
User avatar #68 - mrskeltal (11/11/2014) [-]
i hate you
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