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alcoholicsemen

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Date Signed Up:7/14/2012
Last Login:3/02/2015
Location:beer bottles ball sack
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#9 - i would but i wouldnt want scare people 35 minutes ago on why would she say that 0
#7 - ms paint  [+] (2 new replies) 44 minutes ago on why would she say that +1
User avatar #8 - deadninja (37 minutes ago) [-]
go to rehab
User avatar #9 - alcoholicsemen (35 minutes ago) [-]
i would but i wouldnt want scare people
#6 - hour ago 44 minutes ago on why would she say that +1
#4 - something terrible im sure 50 minutes ago on why would she say that +1
#2 - he kicked it open 52 minutes ago on why would she say that 0
#109 - primed to plow that ass  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Poor guy 0
User avatar #110 - captainprincess (3 hours ago) [-]
her pussy game must be so good he feels like an olympic diver
#87 - where can i get a watch like that 3 hours ago on You all got it going on. +1
#671 - the term lurker is accurate 02/28/2015 on Are you a newbie or a lurker? 0
#15545 - shaving balls smooth in that order 02/28/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
#15235 - i like blanking my blanks be cause the feel blank fill in …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
User avatar #15403 - bizzareslam (02/28/2015) [-]
i like bleebing my bleebs because the feel bleeb
User avatar #15545 - alcoholicsemen (02/28/2015) [-]
shaving balls smooth
in that order

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Latest users (1): alcoholicsemen, anonymous(1).
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User avatar #14 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
stickied
how the hell do i sticky
User avatar #78 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
to be remembered for later
www.funnyjunk.com/random/1506183#1506183
#77 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Have a good ******* day champ!
User avatar #75 - kattr (12/11/2014) [-]
Alcoholicsementhrower
User avatar #76 to #75 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
i wish, this site needs more characters for usernames
User avatar #72 - sinisterlion (12/03/2014) [-]
"its not its only a challenge when you randomly decide to do it out of boredom or someone challenges you not when its catchy saying as "no fap november" and you do it in conjunction with others"
In reply, I think you misunderstand, for someone who masturbates 42 times a day this is a very difficult challenge and I choose to challenge myself. It has never occurred to me to do this and probably never would have, but with 'no fap November' I know that there are other people including some of my friends who are willing to do this and this makes it all the more meaningful.
#73 to #72 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
have you ever just yanked it for a while w/o cumming but just getting constantly getting close
do you count that as one

a while - at least 2 hours
#74 to #73 - sinisterlion (12/03/2014) [-]
Not on 'no fap November' at least, otherwise I would have failed on the first day! I always do it while masturbating though, its a great feeling on its own.    
   
Mmm salami, here have some potassium
Not on 'no fap November' at least, otherwise I would have failed on the first day! I always do it while masturbating though, its a great feeling on its own.

Mmm salami, here have some potassium
User avatar #71 to #70 - jollypiratedonut (11/16/2014) [-]
i need dis
User avatar #68 - mrskeltal ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
i hate you
User avatar #69 to #68 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
good
User avatar #66 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
I like you.
Let's get drunk.
User avatar #67 to #66 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
k
you get the shot glasses
#60 - hugsta (09/26/2014) [-]
I found alcoholic saliva.
Is that close enough?
User avatar #61 to #60 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen shakes fist threateningly getting closer to hugsta face**
you wish it was
#62 to #61 - hugsta (09/27/2014) [-]
if this was a vodka bottle would it work?
User avatar #63 to #62 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen begrudgingly shakes head no**
you think this game
User avatar #65 to #64 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
this is game you're doing just fine bud
User avatar #50 - jollypiratedonut (07/14/2014) [-]
alcoholicfrend im on s2 ep2 of orange
User avatar #51 to #50 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
s2 ep1 ending was so great
User avatar #52 to #51 - jollypiratedonut (07/14/2014) [-]
ya it was cray
User avatar #53 to #52 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
WHAT THE intense bodylove DID YOU DO?
OMG
User avatar #55 to #53 - jollypiratedonut (07/25/2014) [-]
UPDATE i finished the thingy
User avatar #56 to #55 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
how do you feel about it
User avatar #57 to #56 - jollypiratedonut (07/25/2014) [-]
is good! excite for season 3
#58 to #57 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
one year away
User avatar #44 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
how many yrs hav u aged
#45 to #44 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
im age requiured+ allowed on **** area
22
User avatar #46 to #45 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
u have the governments permission and jollys permission to porn
User avatar #47 to #46 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
i have porned since i wasnt allowed to porn keep it secret
#48 to #47 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
BUT DAS ILLEGAL
#49 to #48 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
im shakin this scene
non secret holder
User avatar #34 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
alcoholicfrend i have started orange is noo black
User avatar #35 to #34 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
how is it for you so far
User avatar #36 to #35 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
i like it is good
intrasting and stuff
gona episode 3 now
#37 to #36 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
im a little jealous that you get to binge watch 2 seasons while i had to wait for the second
User avatar #38 to #37 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
turn that jelly upside down
User avatar #39 to #38 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
its only because i like "showing up late to the party" but i still got other series i can bing watch
User avatar #41 to #39 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
oman i still need to game of throne
User avatar #40 to #39 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
like wat
User avatar #43 to #40 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
maybe you'll chase this pony nancy botwin is a ******* danger junkie
User avatar #42 to #40 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
i watched heroes that lasted for two weeks
broken bad last awhile
i tried mad men but i cant binge watch it
i like to watch anime only the season is completed
dr whom still going on cant wait it started off episodic then a plot developed bad wolf
#29 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
now forget it
now forget it
#31 to #30 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
that month you forget will be decided by you
#32 to #31 - jollypiratedonut (05/27/2014) [-]
can it be next month
User avatar #33 to #32 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
i like july anyway
User avatar #25 - jollypiratedonut (05/18/2014) [-]
ill rek u m8
User avatar #27 to #25 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
not if i do it first
User avatar #23 - jollypiratedonut (04/12/2014) [-]
i saw u on tv
User avatar #24 to #23 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
doubt
imma dracula cant be seen on film
User avatar #19 - jollypiratedonut (01/05/2014) [-]
y arent we pals
User avatar #20 to #19 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
i dont actively send friend requests anymore
and you just decided i was worth your time to make buddy
User avatar #21 to #20 - jollypiratedonut (01/05/2014) [-]
did we just become best frends
User avatar #22 to #21 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
yup
User avatar #15 - kissestotheworld (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm breaking up with you
User avatar #16 to #15 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
cool longest relationship i had other than my hand
User avatar #17 to #16 - kissestotheworld (07/15/2013) [-]
You are not even going to fight for my love ?
User avatar #28 to #26 - kissestotheworld (05/19/2014) [-]
how could he be so heartless?
User avatar #10 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
*describe me has cake*
User avatar #11 to #10 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
**alcoholicsemen has cake**
User avatar #12 to #11 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
*describe me needing cake*
User avatar #13 to #12 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
**alcoholicsemen has cake**
User avatar #3 - someonesdaughter (04/29/2013) [-]
where da dick pix at.
User avatar #4 to #3 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
I find it weird that I don't have any dick pix
#5 to #4 - someonesdaughter (04/29/2013) [-]
me too. even i have dick pix. :p

it's all good, just wanted to see what i had to work with...
User avatar #6 to #5 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
I'm gonna make an attempt to get one by saturday
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