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Date Signed Up:7/14/2012
Last Login:4/18/2015
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#37 - its more of a pessimistic hatred of people and not good exampl…  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on swallow 0
#50 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
Then daffy really describes you.
#34 - at first it wasnt a choice now it has become one  [+] (3 new replies) 6 hours ago on swallow 0
#35 - anonymous (6 hours ago) [-]
it's not really a choice if you have just lost all hope
#37 - alcoholicsemen (6 hours ago) [-]
its more of a pessimistic hatred of people and not good example humanity
#50 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
Then daffy really describes you.
#199 - yea i pay for food and restaurants pays them to take the order… 6 hours ago on how virt pays for his dates 0
#27 - weirdos who are trying to pretend to be normal but dont the new normal 9 hours ago on virt babe 0
#135 - i wouldnt tip its my thing  [+] (3 new replies) 9 hours ago on how virt pays for his dates -1
User avatar #168 - gmarrox (8 hours ago) [-]
Being a dick is your thing?
#199 - alcoholicsemen (6 hours ago) [-]
yea i pay for food and restaurants pays them to take the order and bring it to me
admittedly its not enough but honestly its a job for teen living at home not an adult with bills to pay
but then again i only eat fast food and homecooked also skipping over restaurants that dont have to go option and since its olive garden and they have a to go option
technically i wouldnt tip
but me being a dick is something else entirely me only a dick to myself
cheap as fuck yo
#141 - skeletorexplains (9 hours ago) [-]
Somehow i expected that with daffy duck, so i'm not even surprised.
#150 - some are depending the environment we are in and our comfort l… 21 hours ago on Them darn coons 0
#55 - hey 23 look 25 act 8 23 hours ago on so true 0
#75 - i'll do what i want when i want and how i want to do it my… 04/16/2015 on Who is the Happier Man? +1
#27 - two meanings 04/16/2015 on Mango 0
#26 - na she kinda dumb to it the captain of leftovers actually… 04/16/2015 on Mango 0

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User avatar #14 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
stickied
how the hell do i sticky
#93 - katarinaismywaifu (03/25/2015) [-]
Katarinaismywaifu sent me over! Want to cuddle?
#94 to #93 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
well looks like you delivered
na wanna play monopoly
User avatar #88 - jonnyfrosty (03/24/2015) [-]
There was always something I wanted to ask you
User avatar #89 to #88 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
aahhh go head spport
#90 to #89 - jonnyfrosty (03/24/2015) [-]
Is the semen itself alcoholic or is it the semen of someone alcoholic
User avatar #91 to #90 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
always yes to the first one but also sometimess not no to second
#92 to #91 - jonnyfrosty (03/24/2015) [-]
I understand
I understand
User avatar #84 - majormayor (03/16/2015) [-]
what a user name
User avatar #85 to #84 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
i like it
User avatar #83 - murrlogic (03/14/2015) [-]
Hello.
#81 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
anomaisies
User avatar #79 - Pleinair (03/06/2015) [-]
:C
User avatar #80 to #79 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
i forgot to do question bukkake
User avatar #78 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
to be remembered for later
www.funnyjunk.com/random/1506183#1506183
#77 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Have a good ******* day champ!
User avatar #75 - kattr (12/11/2014) [-]
Alcoholicsementhrower
User avatar #76 to #75 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
i wish, this site needs more characters for usernames
User avatar #72 - sinisterlion (12/03/2014) [-]
"its not its only a challenge when you randomly decide to do it out of boredom or someone challenges you not when its catchy saying as "no fap november" and you do it in conjunction with others"
In reply, I think you misunderstand, for someone who masturbates 42 times a day this is a very difficult challenge and I choose to challenge myself. It has never occurred to me to do this and probably never would have, but with 'no fap November' I know that there are other people including some of my friends who are willing to do this and this makes it all the more meaningful.
#73 to #72 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
have you ever just yanked it for a while w/o cumming but just getting constantly getting close
do you count that as one

a while - at least 2 hours
#74 to #73 - sinisterlion (12/03/2014) [-]
Not on 'no fap November' at least, otherwise I would have failed on the first day! I always do it while masturbating though, its a great feeling on its own.    
   
Mmm salami, here have some potassium
Not on 'no fap November' at least, otherwise I would have failed on the first day! I always do it while masturbating though, its a great feeling on its own.

Mmm salami, here have some potassium
User avatar #71 to #70 - jollypiratedonut (11/16/2014) [-]
i need dis
User avatar #68 - mrskeltal (11/11/2014) [-]
i hate you
User avatar #69 to #68 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
good
User avatar #66 - semenslurpinglily (09/27/2014) [-]
I like you.
Let's get drunk.
User avatar #67 to #66 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
k
you get the shot glasses
#60 - hugsta (09/26/2014) [-]
I found alcoholic saliva.
Is that close enough?
User avatar #61 to #60 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen shakes fist threateningly getting closer to hugsta face**
you wish it was
#62 to #61 - hugsta (09/27/2014) [-]
if this was a vodka bottle would it work?
User avatar #63 to #62 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen begrudgingly shakes head no**
you think this game
User avatar #65 to #64 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
this is game you're doing just fine bud
User avatar #50 - jollypiratedonut (07/14/2014) [-]
alcoholicfrend im on s2 ep2 of orange
User avatar #51 to #50 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
s2 ep1 ending was so great
User avatar #52 to #51 - jollypiratedonut (07/14/2014) [-]
ya it was cray
User avatar #53 to #52 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
WHAT THE intense bodylove DID YOU DO?
OMG
User avatar #55 to #53 - jollypiratedonut (07/25/2014) [-]
UPDATE i finished the thingy
User avatar #56 to #55 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
how do you feel about it
User avatar #57 to #56 - jollypiratedonut (07/25/2014) [-]
is good! excite for season 3
#58 to #57 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
one year away
User avatar #44 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
how many yrs hav u aged
#45 to #44 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
im age requiured+ allowed on **** area
22
User avatar #46 to #45 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
u have the governments permission and jollys permission to porn
User avatar #47 to #46 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
i have porned since i wasnt allowed to porn keep it secret
#48 to #47 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
BUT DAS ILLEGAL
#49 to #48 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
im shakin this scene
non secret holder
User avatar #34 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
alcoholicfrend i have started orange is noo black
User avatar #35 to #34 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
how is it for you so far
User avatar #36 to #35 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
i like it is good
intrasting and stuff
gona episode 3 now
#37 to #36 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
im a little jealous that you get to binge watch 2 seasons while i had to wait for the second
User avatar #38 to #37 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
turn that jelly upside down
User avatar #39 to #38 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
its only because i like "showing up late to the party" but i still got other series i can bing watch
User avatar #41 to #39 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
oman i still need to game of throne
User avatar #40 to #39 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
like wat
User avatar #43 to #40 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
maybe you'll chase this pony nancy botwin is a ******* danger junkie
User avatar #42 to #40 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
i watched heroes that lasted for two weeks
broken bad last awhile
i tried mad men but i cant binge watch it
i like to watch anime only the season is completed
dr whom still going on cant wait it started off episodic then a plot developed bad wolf
#29 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
now forget it
now forget it
#31 to #30 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
that month you forget will be decided by you
#32 to #31 - jollypiratedonut (05/27/2014) [-]
can it be next month
User avatar #33 to #32 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
i like july anyway
User avatar #25 - jollypiratedonut (05/18/2014) [-]
ill rek u m8
User avatar #27 to #25 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
not if i do it first
User avatar #23 - jollypiratedonut (04/12/2014) [-]
i saw u on tv
User avatar #24 to #23 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
doubt
imma dracula cant be seen on film
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