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Date Signed Up:7/04/2012
Last Login:12/21/2014
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#178 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2013 on Don't fuck with 'merica 0
User avatar #186 - iwishiwasazula (08/21/2013) [-]
thanks
#14 - I bike. or drink 08/17/2013 on How does FJ vent? 0
#5766446 - Alcoholism. 08/16/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#5766438 - But how long before the rest of us starve?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #5766450 - Vuumbleman (08/16/2013) [-]
A pretty long while if people know what they're doing and can get a hold of the right supplies.
#5766422 - Unless it hit DC, NYC,Chicago,Cincinnati,Seattle,Denver,LA, An… 08/16/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#5766381 - Naa, the rest of earth is fine.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #5766389 - Vuumbleman (08/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, logically, zombies shouldn't remain functional for too long, right? Wouldn't parts of them start to rot?
User avatar #5766438 - alcohol (08/16/2013) [-]
But how long before the rest of us starve?
User avatar #5766450 - Vuumbleman (08/16/2013) [-]
A pretty long while if people know what they're doing and can get a hold of the right supplies.
#5766343 - So reading World War Z I have realized, The Midwest US is …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/16/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #5766380 - theluppijackal (08/16/2013) [-]
If a zombie disease were to occur, only two places would make it unstoppable
india and china
the disease would spread like wildfire.
User avatar #5766422 - alcohol (08/16/2013) [-]
Unless it hit DC, NYC,Chicago,Cincinnati,Seattle,Denver,LA, And Cleveland. Simultaneously.
User avatar #5766365 - Vuumbleman (08/16/2013) [-]
As if the world wouldn't already be in peril if a zombie virus broke out. :p
User avatar #5766381 - alcohol (08/16/2013) [-]
Naa, the rest of earth is fine.
User avatar #5766389 - Vuumbleman (08/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, logically, zombies shouldn't remain functional for too long, right? Wouldn't parts of them start to rot?
User avatar #5766438 - alcohol (08/16/2013) [-]
But how long before the rest of us starve?
User avatar #5766450 - Vuumbleman (08/16/2013) [-]
A pretty long while if people know what they're doing and can get a hold of the right supplies.
#779 - **alcohol rolled a random image posted in comment #5508951 … 08/13/2013 on Rollin 0
#15 - I like you.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2013 on it's sad how much this... 0
User avatar #16 - remsaman (08/13/2013) [-]
and i like you, random stranger.
#191 - ball 08/12/2013 on Comment. 0
#68 - You make me feel i make you feel. 08/07/2013 on Title +1
#5630465 - I know that feel so hard. 08/06/2013 on autism autism autism autism +2
#55 - Picture 08/06/2013 on Anyone up for this? 0
#87 - WHAT?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2013 on . 0
User avatar #107 - luthervonappledorf (08/04/2013) [-]
You may be slowly killing everyone I know but, damn I love you!
User avatar #104 - sanguinesolitude (08/04/2013) [-]
you're a good guy alcohol
#13 - Nop 08/03/2013 on Drinks 0
#5497003 - Can you drive? 07/29/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#22 - What can we even be proud of? 07/29/2013 on Irony 0
#599109 - Fallout 4 Kingdom hearts 3 a final fantasy 6 or 7 re… 07/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#24 - Claude-Michel Schönberg lone wanderer Jean ValJean 07/29/2013 on How's it looking? -1
#12 - Comment deleted 07/29/2013 on History of battles +1
#10 - I do? Who knew?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Wise words +3
User avatar #18 - stunning (07/29/2013) [-]
i love you
User avatar #26 - Dairycow (07/29/2013) [-]
i want you inside of me
#5486462 - When under the influence I enjoy small technicolor horses. 07/28/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#5486381 - Currently drinking myself. 07/28/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#5480011 - I almost joined the airforce. 07/28/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#5475938 - When they cover 98% of your back they do.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #5475960 - thechosentroll (07/28/2013) [-]
Well, for about a year I would have been the perfect criminal, since I burned my fingerprints off and it took ages for them to recover.
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User avatar #4 - alcohol (04/23/2013) [-]
stickied
Ello
User avatar #31 to #30 - alcohol (08/03/2014) [-]
What
#27 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
I like your name, here's a drunk moose.
User avatar #28 to #27 - alcohol (06/24/2014) [-]
Thank you, Mr. President, the moose will be held in a place of alcoholic honor.
User avatar #29 to #28 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
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