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Date Signed Up:7/04/2012
Last Login:8/29/2014
Location:Ohio
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Comment Ranking:#17083
Highest Content Rank:#12105
Highest Comment Rank:#2202
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Total Comments Made:923
FJ Points:2819
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#13 - Nop 08/03/2013 on Drinks 0
#5497003 - Can you drive? 07/29/2013 on retard forum 0
#22 - What can we even be proud of? 07/29/2013 on Irony 0
#599109 - Fallout 4 Kingdom hearts 3 a final fantasy 6 or 7 re… 07/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#24 - Claude-Michel Schönberg lone wanderer Jean ValJean 07/29/2013 on How's it looking? -1
#12 - Comment deleted 07/29/2013 on History of battles +1
#10 - I do? Who knew?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Wise words +3
User avatar #18 - stunning (07/29/2013) [-]
i love you
User avatar #26 - Dairycow (07/29/2013) [-]
i want you inside of me
#5486462 - When under the influence I enjoy small technicolor horses. 07/28/2013 on retard forum 0
#5486381 - Currently drinking myself. 07/28/2013 on retard forum 0
#5480011 - I almost joined the airforce. 07/28/2013 on retard forum 0
#5475938 - When they cover 98% of your back they do.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2013 on retard forum +1
User avatar #5475960 - thechosentroll (07/28/2013) [-]
Well, for about a year I would have been the perfect criminal, since I burned my fingerprints off and it took ages for them to recover.
#5475892 - Massive burns on my back caused by being a stupid teenager.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2013 on retard forum +1
User avatar #5475906 - thechosentroll (07/28/2013) [-]
Wait, do burns even count? I always thought second degree burns were just a part of growing up.
User avatar #5475938 - alcohol (07/28/2013) [-]
When they cover 98% of your back they do.
User avatar #5475960 - thechosentroll (07/28/2013) [-]
Well, for about a year I would have been the perfect criminal, since I burned my fingerprints off and it took ages for them to recover.
#5475095 - The school?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2013 on retard forum 0
#5475107 - lordmandy has deleted their comment.
#5473403 - Thats true in most of the world. 07/27/2013 on retard forum 0
#5 - Too bad the jackets suck ass. 07/27/2013 on Party Time +2
#88 - It gets better when you give up on birthdays,my summer brother. 07/27/2013 on Birthday 0
#5468197 - Nope. Just the chemical compound. 07/27/2013 on retard forum 0
#196 - this ******* . 07/27/2013 on ITT: post your favorite... +1
#1309 - yup... 07/26/2013 on Share your current wallpaper 0
#5424308 - What? 07/24/2013 on retard forum 0
#25 - I missed and hit my irish flag... 07/23/2013 on Realistically This Is What... 0
#5396962 - Heard them once. they were ok. 07/22/2013 on retard forum 0
#98 - my 400 man army in mount and blade warband... Well **** 07/22/2013 on sexy time 2 +1
#5392788 - US born in Ireland, though. 07/22/2013 on retard forum 0
#477 - Ian 23 Ireland, Maryland or Ohio. 07/21/2013 on Funnyjunk in the real life +1
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User avatar #4 - alcohol (04/23/2013) [-]
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Ello
User avatar #31 to #30 - alcohol (08/03/2014) [-]
What
#27 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
I like your name, here's a drunk moose.
User avatar #28 to #27 - alcohol (06/24/2014) [-]
Thank you, Mr. President, the moose will be held in a place of alcoholic honor.
User avatar #29 to #28 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
OP always delivers. subscribe
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