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Date Signed Up:7/04/2012
Last Login:10/31/2014
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#14 - Always. 01/11/2014 on Yup +1
#7415677 - Damn. i need to look into this.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7415685 - joshlol (01/11/2014) [-]
www.amazon.co.uk/Midori-Melon-70cl-700g/dp/B00CLNAI4C/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1389463575&sr=8-3&keywords=midori

was just experimenting with cocktails but I'm sure I was under 18 at the time
#7415659 - Amazon has alcohol?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7415666 - joshlol (01/11/2014) [-]
yeah, at least the uk amazon, no idea about the us
User avatar #7415677 - alcohol (01/11/2014) [-]
Damn. i need to look into this.
User avatar #7415685 - joshlol (01/11/2014) [-]
www.amazon.co.uk/Midori-Melon-70cl-700g/dp/B00CLNAI4C/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1389463575&sr=8-3&keywords=midori

was just experimenting with cocktails but I'm sure I was under 18 at the time
#7395306 - Stop using pictures you drunk, burn victim 01/10/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7395292 - Not sure how to respond.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7395295 - youhei (01/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #7395306 - alcohol (01/10/2014) [-]
Stop using pictures you drunk, burn victim
#7395237 - You're just saying that because your drunk.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7395245 - youhei (01/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #7395292 - alcohol (01/10/2014) [-]
Not sure how to respond.
#7395295 - youhei (01/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #7395306 - alcohol (01/10/2014) [-]
Stop using pictures you drunk, burn victim
#7395174 - Thank you.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/10/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7395209 - youhei (01/10/2014) [-]
now shoo
User avatar #7395237 - alcohol (01/10/2014) [-]
You're just saying that because your drunk.
#7395245 - youhei (01/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #7395292 - alcohol (01/10/2014) [-]
Not sure how to respond.
#7395295 - youhei (01/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #7395306 - alcohol (01/10/2014) [-]
Stop using pictures you drunk, burn victim
#7376416 - Ive tried. 01/08/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7376395 - What?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7376396 - xxangelisxx (01/08/2014) [-]
die.
User avatar #7376416 - alcohol (01/08/2014) [-]
Ive tried.
#344 - Same in Ohio. 01/08/2014 on This is how cold it is in... +1
#55 - Final fantasy has prepared me for this day all my life. 01/07/2014 on Think, Wait a Sec +2
#1 - I love westerfeild`s writeing. 01/07/2014 on This .. This Happens to me... 0
#20 - One man acapella is best acapella 01/05/2014 on best acapella group +1
#9 - Company of heroes is a great RTS 01/04/2014 on I Need New Games 0
#35 - "Rage is a hell of an anesthetic" - Zaeed M… 01/04/2014 on Memorable Gaming Quotes Comp 6 +5
#39 - The developed brain thing is BS, its only 21 cause the US want…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2014 on Title -2
User avatar #87 - thinegame (01/03/2014) [-]
It's actually more around 25 where your brain is fully developed.
#13 - Or living with a history major. 01/01/2014 on Fuck off wanka +4
#81 - Or if you poor it into a glass. 12/24/2013 on truth satire comp 0
#15 - That's one of the things I've never understood. Humanity has b…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/24/2013 on truth satire comp +2
User avatar #16 - jackmanagan (12/24/2013) [-]
exactly. but we live in the blameless age.
no no random alcoholic it isnt your fault you cant quite drinking...its totally a disease that makes you do that.
and not your problem for not possessing a modicum of willpower or temperance,
addicts disgust me, im a regular user. but i easily go months in between my "binges"
#38 - ylegrand (12/24/2013) [-]
So ignorant
User avatar #19 - anthonyd (12/24/2013) [-]
Fuck you.

My dad's an alcoholic, and I watched as the alcohol slowly destroyed his willpower.

It's his fault for picking up the first drink, but after a while it's not his fault anymore, he cannot physically stop.
User avatar #21 - Osseousdr (12/24/2013) [-]
Fuck you.

Yes he can, your dad is just weak.

It's his fault for picking up the first drink and its weak ass fault for not putting it down.
User avatar #30 - RandomAnonGuy (12/24/2013) [-]
Fuck you.

You've been here so long I can't read your name.

What're we talking about again?
User avatar #95 - Osseousdr (12/25/2013) [-]
Fuck you.

Your name is a color that I can read.

And you're higher comment level than I am.

Fuck you.
#17 - angelclass (12/24/2013) [-]
well yeah humanity has wars all the time but that's a pretty fucking huge issue bro. just because people repeat the same mistakes doesn't stop them from being mistakes.
#1 - Why ave you called me?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2013 on alcohol +5
User avatar #7 - deadmansdope (12/24/2013) [-]
Were you the driver?
#2 - brknsoul (12/24/2013) [-]
apparently you have people fucking with your molecules
#18 - Comment deleted 12/23/2013 on Interesting Junk 0
#750 - The courier equipped with a lmg... I'm ****** .  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on No Prob +1
User avatar #752 - badmotorfinger (12/22/2013) [-]
mine's using the Gobi Campaign Scout Rifle + Boone with an AMR
#65 - Picture 12/08/2013 on Post your desktop 0
#68 - I do to, but I avoid November through early February. 12/08/2013 on ……I love living in Florida 0
#65 - Why leave your house after October in Ohio? Too high of a risk… 12/08/2013 on ……I love living in Florida -1
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User avatar #4 - alcohol (04/23/2013) [-]
stickied
Ello
User avatar #31 to #30 - alcohol (08/03/2014) [-]
What
#27 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
I like your name, here's a drunk moose.
User avatar #28 to #27 - alcohol (06/24/2014) [-]
Thank you, Mr. President, the moose will be held in a place of alcoholic honor.
User avatar #29 to #28 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
OP always delivers. subscribe
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