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Date Signed Up:7/04/2012
Last Login:7/29/2016
Location:Ohio
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#1110 - Ireland represent!  [+] (9 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +1
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#1235 - theinternetaddict (02/02/2015) [-]
FUCK YEAH, GUINNESS!
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#1263 - alcohol (02/02/2015) [-]
I'm a shame to my Irish blood, I don't like Guinness.
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#1295 - theinternetaddict (02/02/2015) [-]
No, you're not just a shame, you are a freaking disgrace. But still, I like you because you posted this.
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#1318 - alcohol (02/02/2015) [-]
I do have an excuse, though. The only alcohol I drank for most of my life was my dads Guinness, And I've just started to hate the taste.
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#1339 - theinternetaddict (02/02/2015) [-]
You are justified friend. You should really start again drinking though.
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#1352 - alcohol (02/02/2015) [-]
I still drink, Mostly just whiskey with my friends.
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#1401 - theinternetaddict (02/02/2015) [-]
I meant GUINNESS YOU BASIC BITCH. Whiskey is good though.
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#1414 - alcohol (02/02/2015) [-]
The only issue with that, It's expensive as fuck in this shity town
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#1445 - theinternetaddict (02/02/2015) [-]
Everywhere. that's why I drink beer.
#105 - Yes I am, mom! I'm special!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on Anon goes to the arcade 0
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#107 - richardastley (02/04/2015) [-]
You're a disappointment to this family! Why couldn't you be like your brother cannibus?
#27 - **** NO THATS NOT TOO FAR! GRAB ANOTHER BREWSKI! 02/02/2015 on "Here take this towel" "Oh,... 0
#24 - That will end perfectly! Do it! 02/02/2015 on Pain Pt 3 +1
#25 - WHILE LOOKING AT PONY PORN ON YOUR PHONE!  [+] (4 new replies) 02/02/2015 on "Here take this towel" "Oh,... +1
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#26 - rahtoga (02/02/2015) [-]
SQUIRT IN MY KIDS AND GRANDMA'S FACES WAS THAT TOO FAR?
#44 - captchakid (02/03/2015) [-]
How do you squirt into the backseat and the trunk? While driving?
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#49 - rahtoga (02/03/2015) [-]
It takes skill I know.
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#27 - alcohol (02/02/2015) [-]
FUCK NO THATS NOT TOO FAR! GRAB ANOTHER BREWSKI!
#22 - Actions you may regret later in life.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Pain Pt 3 +1
#23 - katiamanagen (02/02/2015) [-]
heh heh
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#24 - alcohol (02/02/2015) [-]
That will end perfectly! Do it!
#23 - AND GRANDMA IN THE BACK  [+] (6 new replies) 02/02/2015 on "Here take this towel" "Oh,... +1
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#24 - rahtoga (02/02/2015) [-]
WHILE FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING masturbating
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#25 - alcohol (02/02/2015) [-]
WHILE LOOKING AT PONY PORN ON YOUR PHONE!
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#26 - rahtoga (02/02/2015) [-]
SQUIRT IN MY KIDS AND GRANDMA'S FACES WAS THAT TOO FAR?
#44 - captchakid (02/03/2015) [-]
How do you squirt into the backseat and the trunk? While driving?
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#49 - rahtoga (02/03/2015) [-]
It takes skill I know.
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#27 - alcohol (02/02/2015) [-]
FUCK NO THATS NOT TOO FAR! GRAB ANOTHER BREWSKI!
#21 - ON ICE!  [+] (8 new replies) 02/02/2015 on "Here take this towel" "Oh,... +1
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#22 - rahtoga (02/02/2015) [-]
WITH MY KIDS IN THE TRUNK
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#23 - alcohol (02/02/2015) [-]
AND GRANDMA IN THE BACK
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#24 - rahtoga (02/02/2015) [-]
WHILE FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING masturbating
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#25 - alcohol (02/02/2015) [-]
WHILE LOOKING AT PONY PORN ON YOUR PHONE!
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#26 - rahtoga (02/02/2015) [-]
SQUIRT IN MY KIDS AND GRANDMA'S FACES WAS THAT TOO FAR?
#44 - captchakid (02/03/2015) [-]
How do you squirt into the backseat and the trunk? While driving?
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#49 - rahtoga (02/03/2015) [-]
It takes skill I know.
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#27 - alcohol (02/02/2015) [-]
FUCK NO THATS NOT TOO FAR! GRAB ANOTHER BREWSKI!
#19 - YOU SHOULD TOTALLY TEXT THAT ONE PERSON!  [+] (10 new replies) 02/02/2015 on "Here take this towel" "Oh,... +1
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#20 - rahtoga (02/02/2015) [-]
I SHOULD TOTALLY GO DRIVING RIGHT NOW
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#21 - alcohol (02/02/2015) [-]
ON ICE!
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#22 - rahtoga (02/02/2015) [-]
WITH MY KIDS IN THE TRUNK
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#23 - alcohol (02/02/2015) [-]
AND GRANDMA IN THE BACK
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#24 - rahtoga (02/02/2015) [-]
WHILE FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING masturbating
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#25 - alcohol (02/02/2015) [-]
WHILE LOOKING AT PONY PORN ON YOUR PHONE!
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#26 - rahtoga (02/02/2015) [-]
SQUIRT IN MY KIDS AND GRANDMA'S FACES WAS THAT TOO FAR?
#44 - captchakid (02/03/2015) [-]
How do you squirt into the backseat and the trunk? While driving?
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#49 - rahtoga (02/03/2015) [-]
It takes skill I know.
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#27 - alcohol (02/02/2015) [-]
FUCK NO THATS NOT TOO FAR! GRAB ANOTHER BREWSKI!
#20 - It's my job to bring up our past mistakes, And make you act o…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Pain Pt 3 +1
#21 - katiamanagen (02/02/2015) [-]
my what?
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#22 - alcohol (02/02/2015) [-]
Actions you may regret later in life.
#23 - katiamanagen (02/02/2015) [-]
heh heh
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#24 - alcohol (02/02/2015) [-]
That will end perfectly! Do it!