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alchemicfreak

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Youtube Channel: alchemicfreak13
PSN: alchemicfreak
Date Signed Up:1/15/2011
Last Login:1/14/2016
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Content Ranking:#1509
Comment Ranking:#9694
Highest Content Rank:#175
Highest Comment Rank:#1859
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Content Level Progress: 69.79% (698/1000)
Level 270 Content: Ninja Pirate → Level 271 Content: Ninja Pirate
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Subscribers:1664
Content Views:2652684
Times Content Favorited:4861 times
Total Comments Made:4169
FJ Points:9908
Favorite Tags: homestuck (3) | paperchild (3) | i (2) | paperchildren (2)

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#286 - Picture 01/08/2016 on It's snowing thumbs! +1
#3921 - yeah, i kinda miss that. wasps here are just annoying in compa…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on alchemicfreak's profile 0
#3922 - KingRyan (01/06/2016) [-]
Agreed, snakes are awesome
#3919 - well i never really left, but thanks anyways lol …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2016 on alchemicfreak's profile 0
#3920 - KingRyan (01/06/2016) [-]
Didn't you used to kill Japanese killer wasps? Florida should be no problem.
#3921 - alchemicfreak (01/06/2016) [-]
yeah, i kinda miss that. wasps here are just annoying in comparison. but yeah, looking forward to dealing with snakes too

sneks are awesome
#3922 - KingRyan (01/06/2016) [-]
Agreed, snakes are awesome
#12 - you can post it if you want. to be honest, i can't even rememb…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Magic n Shit +11
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#13 - vetis (01/05/2016) [-]
You said that last time too. Eh, never posted in NSFW, but you can be my first.

It's too late to be more clever. I'll mention you and boomer I guess.
#23 - shao (01/05/2016) [-]
"you can be my first"
#24 - vetis (01/05/2016) [-]
And so she was. I was saving that for a special moment, too. I feel dirty. Used. Boomer pressured me, okay?! It's not my fault! I'm pure!
#25 - shao (01/05/2016) [-]
Pure? Not any more, youʻre not.
#70 - adamspacebar (01/06/2016) [-]
**adamspacebar used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**adamspacebar rolls 14**

if rolled dupes make more likes
#64 - yeah, but to be honest i rarely even post anything even on the… 12/19/2015 on do you think you're funny? +1
#61 - yeah i've made a few  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2015 on do you think you're funny? +2
#62 - plerp (12/19/2015) [-]
HOLY SHIT IT'S YOU

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN SO LONG


I'm honestly star struck right now, I've loved your stuff for so many years. You are beautiful.

You had a Deviantart too, right?
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#64 - alchemicfreak (12/19/2015) [-]
yeah, but to be honest i rarely even post anything even on there.

i really haven't been drawing a lot lately
#45 - and 12/18/2015 on do you think you're funny? 0
#44 - and 12/18/2015 on do you think you're funny? +1
#1035 - holy **** people actually remember me?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2015 on FJ Demographics 0
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#1036 - Deavas (11/30/2015) [-]
We have to. Everyone new sucks
#81 - i... i can explain... the quality's nice... they're …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/28/2015 on So I wake in the morning... +59
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#144 - garymotherfingoak (11/28/2015) [-]
they actually look pretty dank
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#141 - thattessachick (11/28/2015) [-]
How much are they and where from?
#129 - anon (11/28/2015) [-]
Well on the plus side everyone is going to want to ask you what they're like.
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#128 - agnaraed (11/28/2015) [-]
...do those ear woofers even work functionally? Because that would actually be some what novel/neat if they were functional
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#183 - letmethink (11/28/2015) [-]
That's what I wanna know as well.
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#127 - tyrson (11/28/2015) [-]
Don't feel bad. I imagine there are a few situations where they'd be socially acceptable, like at a rave or similar party.
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#126 - blueboysixnine (11/28/2015) [-]
I didnt even know you were still here. Ive still got my profile pic you drew for me like 30 years ago
#84 - dildobarbarian (11/28/2015) [-]
I am sorry man, here have this sword, a bit of harakiri will help redeem your soul.
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#3918 - KingRyan (01/06/2016) [-]
Looks like a lot of older funnyjunkers are coming back. I'm glad to see you back.
How are you? Are you still in the air force and all that?
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#3919 to #3918 - alchemicfreak (01/06/2016) [-]
well i never really left, but thanks anyways lol



i'm alright. had some ups and downs, getting out of air force but on a good note. planning on getting some animal control job down in florida, plenty of critters down there lol
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#3920 to #3919 - KingRyan (01/06/2016) [-]
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Didn't you used to kill Japanese killer wasps? Florida should be no problem.
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#3921 to #3920 - alchemicfreak (01/06/2016) [-]
yeah, i kinda miss that. wasps here are just annoying in comparison. but yeah, looking forward to dealing with snakes too

sneks are awesome
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#3922 to #3921 - KingRyan (01/06/2016) [-]
Agreed, snakes are awesome
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#3914 - Sperit ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
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User avatar #3915 to #3914 - tarabostes (12/18/2015) [-]
CAN'T WAKE UP
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#3912 - fudgeyfudge (10/13/2015) [-]
im in love with you
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#3910 to #3909 - alchemicfreak (08/26/2015) [-]
oh jesus christ why
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#3908 - oculusmortis (07/28/2015) [-]
**oculusmortis used "*roll picture*"**
**oculusmortis rolled image** this is gonna be the first thing you see in the morning
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User avatar #3907 - sneakyferret ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
Hey alchy, your probably pretty busy but remember that How To Draw thing you did a long time ago? Ever considered doing a more updated one? Always liked your style, been wanting to practice doodling with it for a while!
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User avatar #3903 - smittyblack (07/13/2015) [-]
Hi Alchy, how've you been?

What kind of scanner do you have? Or do you just use a phone or something? What did you scan your older comics with?
I've tried using both a camera and my phone camera for my comics and I can't see the words at all. I can't draw at all with a mouse, so I want to do what you do.
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User avatar #3904 to #3903 - alchemicfreak (07/13/2015) [-]
yeah, i have an HP scanner, and before that a Lexmark. they both work good, the only downside is that they're a bit bulky because they're all-in-ones lol

smaller stuff i usually just use my phone. also sometimes for words i'd just use mspaint and add in text because i can't write with mouse either, plus my handwriting is kinda messy to begin with.

hope that helps
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User avatar #3906 to #3905 - alchemicfreak (07/14/2015) [-]
looks better than the one i have now lol
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#3902 - oculusmortis (07/07/2015) [-]
other peoples fw the box
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#3900 - anon (06/12/2015) [-]
I thought I would come on here just to see if you still existed on this website. I dont even know how long its been since Ive talked to you and I doubt you even remember me. But I was in Wisconsin earlier in the week and it made me think of you.
-Zix
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#3901 to #3900 - alchemicfreak (06/13/2015) [-]
ZIX YOU GLORIOUS DOUCHEBAG HOW THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN
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#3899 - itsthetie (05/20/2015) [-]
Just stoppin' by, love your stuff, hi
Just stoppin' by, love your stuff, hi
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User avatar #3895 - Sperit ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
So im doing a comp on popular user's IRL achievements
want a part with you?
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#3896 to #3895 - alchemicfreak (03/06/2015) [-]
er... if you really want to, i guess.
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User avatar #3897 to #3896 - Sperit ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
what have you done?
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User avatar #3898 to #3897 - alchemicfreak (03/06/2015) [-]
yeah see that's a good question.

nothing really immediately pops out in my head as an achievement to me...
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#3893 - imashitbricks (02/19/2015) [-]
CANDLENUT
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#3889 - zahidlol (10/30/2014) [-]
Hey, I've been subscribed to you for a while, but you haven't made oc that has broken the roof lately.

If you want I can give you a few suggestions for a few comics.

I did it for whitecrayon and got him to the front page.

The only reason I'm not making oc myself is that I suck at drawing.

You're pretty popular, and have a quite a few more subscribers than me, so I'm sure more people will see your posts. Expecally if you use the oc-comic makers channel

Even ask whitecrayon if you're unsure. I gave him the joke for "horse in a bar comic" I forgot what it's actual title is

I hope you say yes so we can work together!
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User avatar #3916 to #3889 - tarabostes (12/18/2015) [-]
Don't worry i'm back!
I dunno if i'm gonna do any comics tho...
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#3891 to #3889 - alchemicfreak (11/04/2014) [-]
yeah i really don't draw comics anymore, mainly because i'm too lazy.

that and i have a full time job

but mainly because i'm lazy.

i don't even finish any of the regular random drawings that i ocassionally do.

it's pretty bad.

i'd take you up on the collab offer if i wasn't such a lazy piece of **** .
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User avatar #3892 to #3891 - zahidlol (11/05/2014) [-]
aww man.

well, if you get into drawing again, just tell me, because i love your comics, and it would be a pleasure to help you with jokes
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User avatar #3885 - yojo (10/28/2014) [-]
You should start posting again. If you make more good OC you'll have all the colored text you'll ever need.
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User avatar #3887 to #3886 - yojo (10/28/2014) [-]
Why are you acting like colored text isn't the best thing ever?
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#3888 to #3887 - alchemicfreak (10/28/2014) [-]
guess i just don't really care about it.
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#3884 - funnys (10/11/2014) [-]
so i found your youtube channel and i gotta say im
so i found your youtube channel and i gotta say im
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#3882 - imashitbricks (09/18/2014) [-]
PINE NUTS
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User avatar #3880 - sealofapproval (09/10/2014) [-]
welcome back boo ~~<3

i missed comic makers its all reposts and tumblr nowadays..
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#3881 to #3880 - alchemicfreak (09/10/2014) [-]
well technically i never left, but thanks anyways lol
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User avatar #3878 - grundo (09/06/2014) [-]
Holy **** you're still here
A remnant of the golden days
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#3879 to #3878 - alchemicfreak (09/06/2014) [-]
yup! i really don't post anymore but i'm still here lol
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