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    WASH YOUR HANDS WASH YOUR HANDS
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    BLEED! ! ! BLEED! ! !
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    STOP. . . Yaoi time! STOP. . . Yaoi time!
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    Interspecies erotica Interspecies erotica
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    So I heard you like So I heard you like
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#19 - Yes, Oedipus Rex is the character that unknowingly murders hi…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2011 on oedipus rex +10
#44 - N. Korean citizen (12/16/2011) [-]
no, Oedipus didn't run away from home, his father abandoned him at birth because he was told by an oracle that his son(Oedipus) would kill him. His name comes from his real father staking his foot to the ground with a spear of some sort (hence the name Oedipus). The neighboring city people found him and raised them w/o telling him he was adopted. He went to see an oracle to see his future and was told that he would kill his own father. Fearing this, he ran away from his adopted city, and to his fathers kingdom. On his way he passes by his real father and pushes him off a cliff because he was being stubborn and wouldn't let him pass. Later he gets to the city and seeing that the king is gone, takes over and marries his real mother. They have kids. Later he finds out that the oracle was right, and he did kill his father, and his mother realized before Oedipus so she killed herself. Oedipus realizing this too late blinds himself as punishment for his doings.
User avatar #21 - YourLordAndMaster (12/16/2011) [-]
And Hamlet was based on a story of a prince named Amleth. The story was pretty much the same but everybody didn't die and Amleth became king. Didn't stop Shakespeare jigging it up. I'm just saying it probably isn't trying to be 100% accurate.
#18 - I love when people talk about other countries that they probab…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2011 on Kinder Eggs +5
#123 - lordmoldywart (11/30/2011) [-]
You don't need to go to a country to know what it and its people are like, since the 90s that is

We have a thing called the Internet now
#43 - ariosto (11/30/2011) [-]
I actually lived in Chicago for a couple of months. Stayed with some family. It made em sick, the disgusting obesity of people, the shallow, borderline retarded personalities and oh the stupidity, the stupidity. I'm European btw.
#26 - N. Korean citizen (11/30/2011) [-]
i DO Ride my red boxing kangaroo to school.
#13 - poor thing is scared shitless... but im surprised it stayed in…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2011 on Cat's first time 0
#14 - N. Korean citizen (11/30/2011) [-]
it was probably to scared to move
#186 - undulation... movement like a stingray's fins.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2011 on brain juice -1
#190 - yelik (11/29/2011) [-]
Wrong.... like learn to read.
#7 - don't care about offensive... i dont take offense to this. Th… 11/23/2011 on The Best PSA 0
#4 - let the poor kitty have the box. i'm sure you don't need it T… 11/23/2011 on My cat Eclipse likes boxes 0
#1 - it that LUCIFER??? 11/23/2011 on Troll Puppy +2
#26 - FLIPPENDO!!! 11/23/2011 on This game was the shit back... +12
#22 - this is a perfect representation of cat behavior. i love it! 11/23/2011 on Simon's Cat +1
#381 - a wii 11/18/2011 on Anything missing? -1
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User avatar #7 - bobJML (02/27/2011) [-]
Hello.
#6 - N. Korean citizen (01/21/2011) [-]
Favorite tags: Boobs

what
User avatar #2 - Dazywu (11/19/2010) [-]
Well you got your 75 thumbs then....
#3 to #3 - alazelle (11/19/2010) [-]
i am currently working on the second one. don't worry. i will deliver.
User avatar #4 to #4 - Dazywu (11/19/2010) [-]
How about you show us some breasts? Chicken breasts?

How about your vag?
typo. Meant Van.

Can we see your ass?
You know, as in donkey. I assume you have a donkey since you live in Afghanistan.
User avatar #5 to #5 - alazelle (12/04/2010) [-]
?? afghanistan?? whaaa?
#1 - N. Korean citizen (11/19/2010) [-]
i love you
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