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Date Signed Up:7/27/2009
Last Login:5/27/2012
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My main focus is on comments, but I do some pics and GIFs here and there for the sake of FJ and the lulz.
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    Uploaded: 05/19/12
    title Avaderp
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    Uploaded: 05/18/12
    title The Evil Win of 4Chan
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    Uploaded: 05/16/12
    title In a nutshell
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    Uploaded: 03/08/12
    title That Really Rustled My Jimmies
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    title Semper Fi
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    Uploaded: 02/20/12
    title Durr
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    title wat
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    title SUPER SAIYAN
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    title Gee whiz, mister
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    Uploaded: 12/10/11
    title Freestyle to the max
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    title What the hell frieda chicken
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    Uploaded: 04/01/11
    title THE ARISTOCRATS!
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    title Boob fat
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    title Wii Musix
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    title The One, the Only Truth of the...
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    title Kittens
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    title Most uncomfortable GIF ever
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    Uploaded: 09/12/10
    title Horse shit
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#19 - **alanthewhite rolls 245,548,420** And THIS is why what's on… 05/24/2012 on Modernized newspaper comics... -1
#50 - **alanthewhite rolls 571,515,644** That's a tough question, …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2012 on Luna 0
#51 - sirlorddarthvader (05/23/2012) [-]
Actually, believe it or not that helped a bit. Sorry, FJ regulations, I'm going to thumb it up. I stand by my morals first, and my orders second.

And maybe I'll look into that. I've actually considered using popular quotes to inspire and enhance my writing. I pulled this one out a news article today, I actually wrote it down; first time I ever actually wrote a quote down, can you believe it?

"The greatest treasure is found in the smallest moments, and in a final accounting, the only thing that matters is who holds your hand. - Lorraine Sommerfield.
#45 - **alanthewhite rolls 983,566,196** And here, we have undenia…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/23/2012 on Luna 0
User avatar #91 - aldheim (05/24/2012) [-]
I laughed, your argument is invalid.
#49 - sirlorddarthvader (05/23/2012) [-]
I've come to a dilemma. I want to coincide with the regulations of ponytime; that is, to support whats funny, not whats cute, artistic, etc. and so I've thumbed this down. But now, I can't take back the fact that I'm currently in the process of writing a fan fiction, which I have continually posted links to here on FunnyJunk. I myself am not even following the rules. Now I want to thumb this back up, to show I'm not a hypocrite, but then I'll be doing exactly what you said I would do, which, at the end of the day, is wrong. I want to be good, but I don't know if I can be.

Should I be good, or should I be honest?
#50 - alanthewhite (05/23/2012) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 571,515,644** That's a tough question, friend. Here, maybe a completely unrelated quote by James Joyce will somehow inspire you!

"A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery."

Oh! How about help for your fanfiction? Read some James Joyce so that you can write like a fucking man! I hope that helps!
#51 - sirlorddarthvader (05/23/2012) [-]
Actually, believe it or not that helped a bit. Sorry, FJ regulations, I'm going to thumb it up. I stand by my morals first, and my orders second.

And maybe I'll look into that. I've actually considered using popular quotes to inspire and enhance my writing. I pulled this one out a news article today, I actually wrote it down; first time I ever actually wrote a quote down, can you believe it?

"The greatest treasure is found in the smallest moments, and in a final accounting, the only thing that matters is who holds your hand. - Lorraine Sommerfield.
#48 - prisonerofreality (05/23/2012) [-]
This is FJ since when is funny not optional?
#46 - thesilverpanther (05/23/2012) [-]
#53 - **alanthewhite rolls 6,471** Christ, you niggas fail at this…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2012 on Final Boss 0
User avatar #196 - trappedtime (05/23/2012) [-]
**trappedtime rolls 0,806**
User avatar #60 - noodlelover (05/23/2012) [-]
**noodlelover rolls 6,279**
#5 - **alanthewhite rolls 687,289,259** 05/22/2012 on Skeletor +27
#24 - **alanthewhite rolls 327,956,651** FALSE Giga Nigga would ob…  [+] (26 new replies) 05/22/2012 on Final Boss +2
User avatar #195 - trappedtime (05/23/2012) [-]
**trappedtime rolls 1,884**
#178 - unknownbytes (05/23/2012) [-]
**unknownbytes rolls 6,312**
User avatar #163 - thatrussiantroll (05/23/2012) [-]
**thatrussiantroll rolls 0,415** k
User avatar #147 - taxation (05/23/2012) [-]
**taxation rolls 8,947** preparing to run in 3...2...1... ROLL AWAY!
User avatar #101 - tehbestever (05/23/2012) [-]
**tehbestever rolls 7,941** OH LAWDY DO I GOT MYSELF SOME QUADS!?
User avatar #76 - germanji (05/23/2012) [-]
**germanji rolls 5,205**
User avatar #73 - equestrianswag (05/23/2012) [-]
**equestrianswag rolls 2,486**
#55 - shoissozettaslow (05/22/2012) [-]
#56 - shoissozettaslow (05/22/2012) [-]
**shoissozettaslow rolls 9,546** somehow i forgot to roll...
#57 - shoissozettaslow (05/22/2012) [-]
It's over 9000!?!?!?
User avatar #54 - wutangconspirator (05/22/2012) [-]
**wutangconspirator rolls 2,637**
#53 - alanthewhite (05/22/2012) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 6,471** Christ, you niggas fail at this shit. Now Giga Nigga evolved!
User avatar #196 - trappedtime (05/23/2012) [-]
**trappedtime rolls 0,806**
User avatar #60 - noodlelover (05/23/2012) [-]
**noodlelover rolls 6,279**
User avatar #52 - allshadesofwhite (05/22/2012) [-]
**allshadesofwhite rolls 0,396** i never get quads
#51 - anonymous (05/22/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 3,159**
#50 - iamthethree (05/22/2012) [-]
**iamthethree rolls 2,530** only jesus can save us now
User avatar #46 - DucklingDick (05/22/2012) [-]
**DucklingDick rolls 2,847**
#45 - anonymous (05/22/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 6,782**
User avatar #44 - gamehustla (05/22/2012) [-]
**gamehustla rolls 6,776**
User avatar #38 - xmartyx (05/22/2012) [-]
**xmartyx rolls 0,052**
User avatar #32 - edwardlol (05/22/2012) [-]
**edwardlol rolls 5,754**
#30 - anonymous (05/22/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 9,649**
User avatar #26 - Vanagorth (05/22/2012) [-]
**Vanagorth rolls 1,492**
User avatar #25 - knuckleduster (05/22/2012) [-]
**knuckleduster rolls 5,197**
User avatar #31 - deftonesjunkie (05/22/2012) [-]
**deftonesjunkie rolls 0,874**
#143 - **alanthewhite rolls 041,331,184** 05/22/2012 on literally +2
#43 - **alanthewhite rolls 328,693,263** God: I'm going to dr… 05/22/2012 on GOD vs HITLER +4
#50 - **alanthewhite rolls 461,519,513** Proof that as long as Pon…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2012 on Fluttershy +7
#55 - ragingbrony (05/22/2012) [-]
People have been thumbing up unfunny art stuff on this site for years regardless of the subject.

Now, had this just been some random fan-art picture that anyone could find off DA or something, I'd be against posting it/thumbing it up.

But something such as this shows personal skill and sometimes creativity, and as such deserves to be rewarded.
This post being thumbed up has little to do with "thumbing everything and anything up"
User avatar #53 - mancannon (05/22/2012) [-]
I thumbed because it was creative.
#41 - **alanthewhite rolls 919,716,231** You forgot to spam "… 05/22/2012 on Lemon key face +3
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#21 - alanthewhite (12/03/2011) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 017,812,502**
**alanthewhite rolls 017,812,502**
User avatar #16 - haaaxderp (09/09/2011) [-]
why the fuck do you roll 9 in every. fucking. one of your comments?
User avatar #17 to #16 - alanthewhite (09/09/2011) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 245,148,176** U mad, bro?
User avatar #18 to #17 - haaaxderp (09/09/2011) [-]
yes, you should get fucking red thumbs for that faggot
#19 to #18 - alanthewhite (09/09/2011) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 686,402,021** Don't you have something better to do than rage on someone else's profile?
User avatar #20 to #19 - haaaxderp (09/09/2011) [-]
nope. that's why i'm doing it. not being sarcastic either.
User avatar #12 - SilverK (06/05/2011) [-]
Your comment on my pic was getting thumbed down. So I deleted it just in case. :)
User avatar #13 to #12 - alanthewhite (06/06/2011) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 495,530,855** It... It had only zero thumbs? What? Who? What?
User avatar #14 to #13 - SilverK (06/06/2011) [-]
I thumbed it up to keep it at zero.
User avatar #15 to #14 - alanthewhite (06/06/2011) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 373,865,139** Oh... well thanks!
User avatar #8 - SneakersGirl (12/11/2010) [-]
you are 666 on comments! GASP!
User avatar #9 to #8 - alanthewhite (12/11/2010) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 949,480,162** I no, right? lol
#5 - TrollfaceLawl (11/26/2010) [-]
did you seriously just waste a notification just to roll...
User avatar #6 to #5 - alanthewhite (11/26/2010) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 614,546,840** What the hell do I have to lose?? If I get 999,999,999, then I get green text! And if not, doubles are very common, and there's always that one idiot who comment on a dub. It's a win-win!
User avatar #10 to #6 - Ashenelle **User deleted account** (02/05/2011) [-]
What would you do if, after rolling for so long, you saw someone get 999,999,999 on their very first roll?
User avatar #11 to #10 - alanthewhite (02/06/2011) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 166,991,582** I'll just fap it off.
User avatar #3 - hattrikev (11/13/2010) [-]
Why do you still roll?
#4 to #3 - alanthewhite (11/13/2010) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 250,226,701** Well, I think to myself: What do I have to lose? So I just roll and hope that I get 999,999,999.
User avatar #1 - bubbavspigman (08/24/2009) [-]
popping your comment cherry
User avatar #2 to #1 - alanthewhite (09/06/2009) [-]
lol
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