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    NAAGGERS NAAGGERS
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#9 - God Damn that's hilarious 10/30/2014 on Mouse 0
#26 - My dog likes think he is small? 09/18/2014 on large doge problems 0
#219 - BRUH I can see the vajjjj 09/18/2014 on (untitled) +2
#7 - Comment deleted 08/29/2014 on best cock ever 0
#3 - What movie is this  [+] (34 new replies) 08/29/2014 on intense shootout +1
#11 - dehumanizer (08/29/2014) [-]
Its top secret, m8.
User avatar #33 - dvdfaust (08/29/2014) [-]
No, you can tell me, I swear.
User avatar #40 - Nazistick (08/29/2014) [-]
Im telling you right now, Its Top Secret!
User avatar #43 - dvdfaust (08/29/2014) [-]
I understand that, but I can keep this under my hat! Tell me the name of the movie!
User avatar #44 - Nazistick (08/29/2014) [-]
Now listen here, buster, I already told you the name of the movie!
User avatar #45 - dvdfaust (08/29/2014) [-]
Well what is it?
User avatar #46 - Nazistick (08/29/2014) [-]
Its Top Secret.
User avatar #47 - dvdfaust (08/29/2014) [-]
Look, what can I do to get you to tell me the name? I get that it's Top Secret, but I want to know the name of the movie!
User avatar #48 - Nazistick (08/29/2014) [-]
You just said the name of the movie!
User avatar #50 - dvdfaust (08/29/2014) [-]
All I know is it's Top Secret!
User avatar #51 - Nazistick (08/29/2014) [-]
Exactly!
User avatar #52 - dvdfaust (08/29/2014) [-]
Exactly what, it's that Exactly?
User avatar #53 - Nazistick (08/29/2014) [-]
No, The name of the movie, You just said it right now!
User avatar #54 - dvdfaust (08/29/2014) [-]
I said it exactly?
User avatar #55 - Nazistick (08/29/2014) [-]
Yes you did.
User avatar #56 - dvdfaust (08/29/2014) [-]
So it's that, Exactly?
User avatar #57 - Nazistick (08/29/2014) [-]
Yes indeed it is.
User avatar #58 - dvdfaust (08/29/2014) [-]
Alright, then I'm going to go out to see Exactly.
User avatar #59 - Nazistick (08/29/2014) [-]
No no no! The name of the movie is Top Secret!
User avatar #60 - dvdfaust (08/29/2014) [-]
Well I need to know what the Top Secret is!
User avatar #49 - dvdfaust (08/29/2014) [-]
How could I say the name of the movie if I don't know the name of the movie!
User avatar #61 - Nazistick (08/29/2014) [-]
Its the name of the movie!
User avatar #62 - dvdfaust (08/29/2014) [-]
What is?!
User avatar #63 - Nazistick (08/29/2014) [-]
Top Secret!
User avatar #64 - dvdfaust (08/29/2014) [-]
I think we've exhausted this joke
User avatar #65 - Nazistick (08/29/2014) [-]
Indeed. Looks like its time to bow out...So people know the basic jest of what we're doing...Heres a joke much like ours.

Abbott & Costello Who's On First
#10 - peyko (08/29/2014) [-]
**peyko rolled image** Darude - Sandstorm The Movie
User avatar #7 - Hreidmar (08/29/2014) [-]
Bottom Gossip

Seriously, though, it's Top Secret. If you've ever seen Airplane, think Airplane but three times as funny and without a mildly annoying female lead.
#38 - ryles (08/29/2014) [-]
airplane was fucking hilarious
User avatar #41 - Hreidmar (08/29/2014) [-]
Airplane was very funny, but I feel as though it pales before Top Secret.
#42 - ryles (08/29/2014) [-]
havnt watched Top Secret in a couple of months, ill have to watch it again. i just watched airplane like a week ago so its still fresh in my mind. i picked a bad week to stop sniffin glue
#8 - anonymoose (08/29/2014) [-]
Funnier than Airplane?
User avatar #5 - thedeadcow (08/29/2014) [-]
Darude-Sandstorm
User avatar #4 - kuchikirukia (08/29/2014) [-]
Top Gun Part Deux.
#82 - Dammit guys I ******* love that place I thought t… 08/21/2014 on Site updates +2
#72 - Can some please ******* explain to me what the …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Site updates 0
#82 - alansir (08/21/2014) [-]
Dammit guys I fucking love that place I thought they did something bad with the bitch.
User avatar #78 - darthblam (08/21/2014) [-]
That chick above fucked 5 guys involved with various gaming journalism things to get good reviews on her stuff and remove any bad reviews.
Or something like that.
User avatar #77 - Seanxone (08/21/2014) [-]
she had sex with 5 different guys
#20 - what does it have to do with Five Guys  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2014 on FJ mentioned, swell with pride 0
#39 - donated (08/21/2014) [-]
She used to work at the restaurant "Five guys burger and fries"

Also when this entire thing started there was mainly five confirmed/semi confirmed people she had fucked for this publicity. So people made alot of references to the place.
User avatar #21 - youngneil (08/21/2014) [-]
I'm guessing it's just a joke cause she banged five guys
#15 - I dont get the Five Guys thing  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Try the NEW Zoe Qinn SPECIAL! 0
#31 - Womens Study Major (08/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #45 - basaltface (08/21/2014) [-]
thanks for that, was looking for something like this
#16 - Womens Study Major (08/21/2014) [-]
cuz she fukt 5 guys
#7 - YOUI REPOSTING FAGGOT THIS IS THE THIRD TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 06/11/2014 on Look who it is 0
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