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    When GF kisses you in front of her dad. When GF kisses you in front of...
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    420 Chew It 420 Chew It
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    Too soon Too soon
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    Dog looks like a floating head... Dog looks like a floating head...
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#2 - "hooked on molly"... 12/16/2014 on Its true. 0
#27 - You must live in a ****** up area if people are t…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on It's never enough 0
#48 - zazquatch (12/16/2014) [-]
We live in near some forest, more in the outskirts of our village, no cars, only one neighbor but a really fuckin long way to the nearest shop or train station. Some years ago we had like 5 or more cats, nearly all were living exclusively outside and would never get in the house on their own, the cats weren't neutered and always had young by mating season. We always gave the young away and neutered the cats later, but we kept one of them, a male gray kitten. He was the only one of them who would live in our house and outside, but when we got a dog, they didn't get along and our male cat was gone after a few days of living with the dog. Later on, I noticed that some of our cats outside went missing too but didn't take much notice of it. 1-2 years later, some girl from my class gave us their cat cause she or whoever owned the cat didn't want it anymore or some shit. Cat was later the neighbors cat because it would always go to the neighbors because they fed it and then it just kinda stayed there. Anyways, to date we have 3 cats, 2 only live outside and the one that lives inside is my sisters cat. Some months we had 3 outside cats but one died and then I remembered that we originally had more cats so I asked my mom what happened cause when I was way younger she would never give a definitive answer. Turns out she found a plastic bag outside some years ago when she was working in the garden. Opened it and found some cat carcasses wich closely resembeled our missing cats. Thats the reason my sis won't let her cat out.

Tl;DR
Neighbor stole cat and killed the others
User avatar #28 - landartheconqueror (12/16/2014) [-]
that's the thing, though, it's never in the fucked up areas that you hear about that happening. it's always in the really nice areas, where no one expects anything wrong to happen, that there's the psycho kids that feel no empathy or remorse.
also, i live right by a highway, so it's very easy for the cat to accidentally get run over
#8 - He never actually said any of these 12/16/2014 on Zach Braff comp +58
#15 - cats want to go outside though let them go explore and be …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2014 on It's never enough 0
User avatar #25 - landartheconqueror (12/16/2014) [-]
and get ripped apart by some messed up ten year old, or run over by some douche wad teenager? nooo thank you. not unless i get a house far away from the city

User avatar #27 - alanflindt (12/16/2014) [-]
You must live in a fucked up area if people are that much of a danger to your cats.
obviously cars are something to be concerned about, but let the cat live lol
or at least if you have a garden, let it use that
animals aren't meant to spend their entire lives inside with no fresh air, fuck that
#48 - zazquatch (12/16/2014) [-]
We live in near some forest, more in the outskirts of our village, no cars, only one neighbor but a really fuckin long way to the nearest shop or train station. Some years ago we had like 5 or more cats, nearly all were living exclusively outside and would never get in the house on their own, the cats weren't neutered and always had young by mating season. We always gave the young away and neutered the cats later, but we kept one of them, a male gray kitten. He was the only one of them who would live in our house and outside, but when we got a dog, they didn't get along and our male cat was gone after a few days of living with the dog. Later on, I noticed that some of our cats outside went missing too but didn't take much notice of it. 1-2 years later, some girl from my class gave us their cat cause she or whoever owned the cat didn't want it anymore or some shit. Cat was later the neighbors cat because it would always go to the neighbors because they fed it and then it just kinda stayed there. Anyways, to date we have 3 cats, 2 only live outside and the one that lives inside is my sisters cat. Some months we had 3 outside cats but one died and then I remembered that we originally had more cats so I asked my mom what happened cause when I was way younger she would never give a definitive answer. Turns out she found a plastic bag outside some years ago when she was working in the garden. Opened it and found some cat carcasses wich closely resembeled our missing cats. Thats the reason my sis won't let her cat out.

Tl;DR
Neighbor stole cat and killed the others
User avatar #28 - landartheconqueror (12/16/2014) [-]
that's the thing, though, it's never in the fucked up areas that you hear about that happening. it's always in the really nice areas, where no one expects anything wrong to happen, that there's the psycho kids that feel no empathy or remorse.
also, i live right by a highway, so it's very easy for the cat to accidentally get run over
#19 - To be fair if you didn't know any psychology it does sound lik… 12/16/2014 on start beating the shit out... 0
#63 - WHAT A SHOT, WHAT A GOAL!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Positive people +1
User avatar #64 - damping (12/16/2014) [-]
All I know is no announcers will be as bad as NCAA Football (the video game) announcers.
#34 - I agree with most of what he says, and he does seem to general… 12/16/2014 on colbert 0
#32 - **alanflindt used "*roll 6, 98-99*"** **alanflindt rolls 98… 12/15/2014 on not a single fucking dubs... 0
#4 - This guy is starting to annoy me  [+] (7 new replies) 12/15/2014 on colbert -40
#14 - themanhodge (12/16/2014) [-]
#15 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
I'm not him but I'll answer why he is starting to annoy me.
Inb4 red thumbs from FJers too busy sucking his dick to think about this objectively

I was never fond of him. Didn't dislike his stuff, but I didn't find it funny. We share some common interests like LotR. However, when he did his segment with Anita Sarkeesian, he revealed his true colors. Watch the clip if you haven't. Also this current post- guy is a subtle note: I said SUBTLE sjw, but he can't outright act like it because he has an audience to please.
User avatar #22 - willgum (12/16/2014) [-]
well there is actually a reddit user who was at that show (when he interviewed anita) and he said that colbert was a lot harsher on her in studio but they had to cut most of it for T.V. and reddit users tend to have an odd sense of truth to them if you ask me but I don't know, Sorry i don't have a screenshot of the post but it's out there if you wanna look.
User avatar #21 - mvtjets (12/16/2014) [-]
I think Colbert is funny, but I agree with you on the Anita Sarkeesian thing, I lost a little respect for him that day.
User avatar #18 - quoterox (12/16/2014) [-]
He is given a script. He does not have control- to an extent- on what he covers, how he covers it, and the jokes he makes from there.

Don't blame him for the Sarkeesian interview. Blame his producers.
User avatar #8 - respawnhydra (12/16/2014) [-]
why?
User avatar #34 - alanflindt (12/16/2014) [-]
I agree with most of what he says, and he does seem to generally be the voice of reason amongst a lot of bullshit media, but he's just starting to annoy me as a comedian, thats all - this post wasn't really funny tbh, he took a shit joke too far and tried too hard with it

#17 - It's happened to the best of us My friend had this happen … 12/15/2014 on Do Not Try This 0

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Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
User avatar #1 - emmerich (06/11/2014) [-]
Hai m8!
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