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Date Signed Up:5/12/2013
Last Login:7/23/2014
Location:London
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    Uploaded: 12/12/13
    When GF kisses you in front of her dad. When GF kisses you in front of...
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    Uploaded: 04/27/14
    420 Chew It 420 Chew It
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    Uploaded: 03/12/14
    Too soon Too soon
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    Ribcage Ribcage
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    Dog looks like a floating head... Dog looks like a floating head...
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    Strangely accurate Strangely accurate
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#3344 - **alanflindt rolls 604,974,943** 07/21/2014 on Top 10 Things I like About FJ 0
#11 - Does Mr Olsen still have his job?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2014 on feels 0
#34 - tjocksnorris (07/20/2014) [-]
ofcourse he have, they can do exactly whatever they want
#25 - devout feminist (07/20/2014) [-]
Yes, the piece of shit didn't receive any punishment and was praised by his Chief.
User avatar #54 - lubeworm (07/20/2014) [-]
That's not even true you dumb fucktards, internal investigation under suspension is not doing nothing, and yes, he's suspended with pay because that is the standard when conducting a non-felony investigation, the decision may even penalize the pay while suspended, sorry this isn't the wild west where they could just raise hands and shoot him.

Speaking of, you assholes pissing and moaning and turning this into a gun thing, you want wild west style justice, think about yourselves for a moment

And the SLC police chief did not PRAISE him, you ignorant boar, "This is seasoned officer who has tremendous experience, who has been under fire and performed very well." This reffering to the officers involvement in taking down the Trolley square gunman in 2007.

Don't just vomit your stupid out, please
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on When I read the News +19
#5 - underporches (07/20/2014) [-]
Father Ted comment posted, swell with a nice cup of tea.
#26 - Ah, thanks. That was stupid of me 07/18/2014 on Every single time..... +6
#6 - Can anyone explain this? Don't get what i'm supposed to be see…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Every single time..... +35
User avatar #7 - jonnyfrosty (07/18/2014) [-]
The title says 'every single time' and the content is a list of all the times - from 0:00 to 23:59 - you can experience over the day
#127 - dontread (07/19/2014) [-]
i dont see the time of my life on there
User avatar #125 - symmiie (07/19/2014) [-]
I feel really retarded for not getting that now.
#31 - devout feminist (07/18/2014) [-]
What about seconds?
User avatar #32 - jonnyfrosty (07/18/2014) [-]
Seconds dont count
User avatar #26 - alanflindt (07/18/2014) [-]
Ah, thanks.
That was stupid of me
User avatar #8 - frostdrachen (07/18/2014) [-]
It's missing 24:00, as sometimes there's an extra second added to keep atomic clocks and the rotation of the Earth in sync. The latest one was added in 2012.
User avatar #9 - jonnyfrosty (07/18/2014) [-]
Or maybe, because 0:00 and 24:00 are actually the same
User avatar #10 - frostdrachen (07/18/2014) [-]
When there's an extra second, some clocks turn to 24:00 for one second.
#16 - kingdaniel (07/18/2014) [-]
Go be intelligent somewhere else.
#3 - That's Peep Show, not Mitchell and Webb Look 07/18/2014 on Mitchell and Webb Look 0
#4253 - **alanflindt rolls 152,856,539** 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#14 - Any luck catching them swans then? 07/15/2014 on You can't stop him 0
#23 - Comment deleted 07/13/2014 on The future king is learning... 0
#26 - Oh i guess that means that no one under the age of 18 will eve…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2014 on Why the British don't have... -1
#30 - devout feminist (07/13/2014) [-]
legally. No.

So why ban them if they can still get their hands on them.

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User avatar #1 - emmerich (06/11/2014) [-]
Hai m8!
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