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#1 - The iphone breaks by farting at it god damn.  [+] (15 new replies) 10/17/2014 on The new nokia? +549
User avatar #179 - elcreepo (10/18/2014) [-]
Breaks but doesn't shatter into a million pieces.
#112 - nickdickr (10/18/2014) [-]
I had my 4s for 3 years soon, not a single problem and I've dropped it on stone floor etc. many many times. All of you poor fags that justify the hate of apple are just pathetic. Sucks to be you, poor and senseless of design, I pity your lesser life.
User avatar #96 - senseofpurpose (10/18/2014) [-]
Well, to be fair, the same thing applies to Google's flagship Nexus 5.
#85 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/18/2014) [-]
I miss old apple devices.
my 2007 ipod nano has taken a HELL of a beating
the top and bottom plastic plates have fallen off- taking the lock switch with it
the backlight is shot
storage space gets mysteriously smaller everytime I add/change my music
I've sat on it, stepped on it, accidentally whipped it into my neighbors wall, fallen in a lake with it
still works though
User avatar #110 - popnotes (10/18/2014) [-]
The original iPod is fucking invincible tho
#66 - hosl (10/18/2014) [-]
But like, if you think about it..... Like let me give you a story or analogy or something because I'm too tired to think of words

First ever vase
shitty and made of like mud or some shit, probably sturdy
fast forward a lot of years and generations of vases
porcelain vase 6.0.1
Looks nice as fuck
but if theres too strong of a breeze it breaks

first phone
shitty and made of plastic
probably difficult as fuck to break
fast forward a lot of years
iphone 6
mad features and shit and it looks nice compared to the first phone
breaks easily

Fragility and all that jazz is a result of humans improving shit or something. I don't know. If you have any remote idea of what i mean feel free to reply. Goodnight niggers.
User avatar #101 - haroldsaxon (10/18/2014) [-]
That's a bullshit analogy, as similar phones of same generation is way more sturdy.
#178 - hosl (10/18/2014) [-]
They're not as sturdy as the first phone, sooooo
User avatar #189 - haroldsaxon (10/18/2014) [-]
But the porcelain vase is as sturdy as similar vases, sooooooooooooo
#65 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/18/2014) [-]
Actually the new iPhone 6's flex technology allows it to reflect the bullet back at your shooter.
User avatar #24 - shadowoflife (10/18/2014) [-]
Wait...did one really?
User avatar #126 - admiralen (10/18/2014) [-]
the iphone 6 i cant speak for, but my 4s is a sturdy thing. dropped it loads of times and not even a scratch
User avatar #42 - waffies (10/18/2014) [-]
I can honestly assume it's a bit of an overstatement, but there are entire youtube series based on finding out how little it takes to break one.
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