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Date Signed Up:1/03/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
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#77 - I'm pretty damn sure that the metric system is taught in Ameri… 11/07/2014 on Metric Master Race 0
#13 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on surprising show but.. +7
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#71969 - The Keystone Pipeline has its environmental impact, yes, but i… 11/06/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#71959 - oy vey goyim it's like your name is lulzforholocaust2.0 … 11/06/2014 on Politics - politics news,... +1
#71957 - Perhaps, perhaps not. The Bush family name is still fairly pop… 11/06/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#71954 - Why bother presenting your speech where ears will never so muc…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #71958 - lulzformalaysiaair (11/06/2014) [-]
True but leik stormfront is stillz bedder no mater how rasist
User avatar #71959 - akkere (11/06/2014) [-]
oy vey goyim it's like your name is lulzforholocaust2.0 and your post is the 2nd holocaust
#71879 - Jeb Bush has also been drumming up a bit of publicity with him…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #71880 - victorytoaster (11/05/2014) [-]
I don't think he can get even half way to the presidency just because of the name.
User avatar #71957 - akkere (11/06/2014) [-]
Perhaps, perhaps not. The Bush family name is still fairly popular among Republicans, especially those who would support the likes of Cruz, namely because of its history among it. This is supported by the fact that Jeb doesn't seem to hold the same moronic traits as his presidential sibling, and his work in Florida, some of which even supports more Democrat-traited beliefs such as environmental initiatives (though, as you point out, his name might still make it difficult to sell those traits to his more hardened counterparts, but then again his party alignment already gave him much difficulty in general).
#71856 - We're talking about tumblr here, after all. Politically-radica…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #71899 - lulzformalaysiaair (11/05/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure tumblr has freedom of speech.
User avatar #71954 - akkere (11/06/2014) [-]
Why bother presenting your speech where ears will never so much as hear a consonant without immediate and illogical objection?
Talking about anything remotely correlating to the right in Tumblr is the equivalent to talking about anything remotely correlating to the left in a place like Stormfront.
User avatar #71958 - lulzformalaysiaair (11/06/2014) [-]
True but leik stormfront is stillz bedder no mater how rasist
User avatar #71959 - akkere (11/06/2014) [-]
oy vey goyim it's like your name is lulzforholocaust2.0 and your post is the 2nd holocaust
#71821 - Weird, some of the states like Arkansas and Jersey popped up a… 11/05/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#76 - It's a ****** up world where ****** … 11/04/2014 on Be Warned +1
#132 - There was something JonTron had brought up when this whole … 11/01/2014 on Bracing for red thumbs 0
#71210 - I think the biggest problem is when the LGBBQ community takes … 10/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#67 - no problem son now go eat your homework 10/27/2014 on Got bored while watching... 0
#61 - you are if you believe I believe in you  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Got bored while watching... 0
#62 - chords (10/27/2014) [-]
t-thanks mum
User avatar #67 - akkere (10/27/2014) [-]
no problem son
now go eat your homework
#58 - It seems his constant screaming is offset by the fact he has t…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Got bored while watching... 0
#60 - chords (10/27/2014) [-]
i am no radio god
User avatar #61 - akkere (10/27/2014) [-]
you are if you believe
I believe in you
#62 - chords (10/27/2014) [-]
t-thanks mum
User avatar #67 - akkere (10/27/2014) [-]
no problem son
now go eat your homework
#71035 - Even if Benhazi was an elaborate plan of cutting security unti… 10/27/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#34 - Guys, The themed accounts are melding.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Bill Hader on meeting Andy... +64
#44 - DemonMatt (10/24/2014) [-]
#39 - anonymous (10/24/2014) [-]
#4018 - **akkere rolls 874,983,021** OKAY AY YA YA YA YA YA 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
#49 - "people are compassionate and will help out their fellow …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on Hitler makes me moist +1
#55 - crazyolitis (10/24/2014) [-]
Neither the free market, nor the government can be entrusted with complete power. While I do lean towards right-wing, I am aware that compromises must be made, and that if one side liberals/conservatives were to gain full controll, we would stop being civilized, and quite likely get to punches.
#70849 - I've got one Haven't had much time to play games exce… 10/24/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#70847 - I was rather surprised that the North Korean military leaders … 10/24/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#52 - I'd say that makes him less "understanding" and just… 10/23/2014 on future girlfriend +3
#107 - In other words, it would take all the nuggets in the world to … 10/23/2014 on Wait, wait, wait, I need... +1
#70656 - It (the post itself) certainly throws out the anti-death penal… 10/21/2014 on Politics - politics news,... +3
#70582 - Yay, but give it the proper methods of application to make it …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#70596 - youregaylol (10/20/2014) [-]
Not to mention the fact that a rifle squad is less likely to cause pain than a lethal injection because it's harder to botch and if it is botched it can be easily remedied.

Ideally we should just have one rifle aimed directly at someones head. It doesn't even have to be a man that pulls the trigger, we can have it set on a timer and activated by a device.

Or perhaps just use a bolt gun.
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#515 - DemonMatt (12/04/2014) [-]
>Bored of Funnyjunk.
>Closes Funnyjunk.
>Reopens Funnyjunk.

Why do I do that?
User avatar #516 to #515 - akkere (12/04/2014) [-]
It's a neverending loop, mayne. We're trapped here, forever.
User avatar #509 to #508 - akkere (10/18/2014) [-]
tfw no Dawn of War III
#510 to #509 - DemonMatt (10/18/2014) [-]
There's a new one coming, isn't there? Or is that more Space Marines?
User avatar #511 to #510 - akkere (10/18/2014) [-]
They (Relic; video game devs with licensing from Games Workshop to make DoW) were cycling back and forth between working on DoW and then working on Company of Heroes, mostly focusing resources on the latter. THQ became pepsi and Relic got passed around until DoW ultimately falling into Sega's hands when they bought Relic (not sure if gud). No news so far though on DoWIII after that whole fiasco.

Seems we're mostly going to have Spess Mehrines for a bit.
#512 to #511 - DemonMatt (10/18/2014) [-]
>Sega with rights to Warhammer.
User avatar #513 to #512 - akkere (10/18/2014) [-]
I have a bit more hope for Sega after Alien: Isolation ended up not being a *********** piece of **** like it's brain dead older brother Colonial Marines.
Still pissed off about that false hype they tried to generate with dev interviews. "Oh yeah, we're going super innovative in Colonial Marines. We think the players will really love the character development we have here."
User avatar #507 - lulzfornigeriagirl (09/30/2014) [-]
Village People - YMCA OFFICIAL Music Video 1978
I wanted to make the full thing but then it all got worse so I just left a 3rd, I'm not doing this again.

JIDF:
Cis-Male, there's a need to feel down
I said Cis-Male, put your head on the ground
I said Cis-Male, cause your straight and proud
There's no need to be a happy man.

Cis-Male, there's a place you can go
I said Cis-Male, go to Tumblr and learn
You can read up about your privilege and know
Your a terrible Cis-peice of **** yo

It's great to work at the J-I-D-F
It's great to work at the J-I-D-F

They got hackers and shills to politically correct
You can get your privilege checked

It's great to work at the J-I-D-F
It's great to work at the J-I-D-F
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User avatar #504 - megpoidgumibear (09/19/2014) [-]
do u luv me
User avatar #505 to #504 - akkere (09/20/2014) [-]
only as a friend
User avatar #503 - feelythefeel (07/29/2014) [-]
Check the server forum.
#501 - dwarfman (07/11/2014) [-]
YOU! Go to this: funnyjunk.com/Effect+of+Feminism+123/funny-pictures/5214598/41#41

Then sit down and listen. I have an idea! An idea for content, series maybe if it's popular. We'll call it Dwarfman and Akkere's ******** . Maybe it'll chase off some of the peddlers of woo, false prophet politicians, /pol/ addicts, and fools likes as the Emperor of the Holy Roman Twats in the link!
User avatar #502 to #501 - akkere (07/12/2014) [-]
I feel as if the eve of anti-SJW has given cause for /pol/lacks to be more able to spread their influence across the web, being that they can not only oppose feminiazism, but feminism as a whole through a simple push a line of posting. This post in particular doesn't quite show that, but I've noticed in other areas of posting.

We can't exactly sway anyone with offensive measures, in any case. We should push for them to see the dangers of going too far into the offensive against plagues like SJW and feminazism, and have them approach moderation rather than fundamentalism.

Hello there, latest user anonymous(1)
User avatar #498 to #496 - akkere (06/25/2014) [-]
It's... Beautiful.
Thank you.
User avatar #499 to #498 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers
User avatar #495 to #494 - akkere (06/25/2014) [-]
based sound of winter
User avatar #497 to #495 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
The hero that Fj deserves
User avatar #452 - feelythefeel (06/14/2014) [-]
Regarding that game we played earlier, I'm curious as all hell what your situation is like. Mind sharing a screenshot? I'll give you mine.
User avatar #493 to #452 - akkere (06/21/2014) [-]
And so the story of the Jewish Empire was left unfinished, and the Jew Wars left with an open chapter.
User avatar #500 to #493 - feelythefeel (06/29/2014) [-]
Suddenly got busy for two weeks, sorry.
User avatar #453 to #452 - akkere (06/14/2014) [-]
Kinda ****** . I underestimated Jewlius Caesar's defenses and thought I could at least take the bordering town of Antium and hold fast before I get the next big military advancements. My biggest problem is I didn't realize he'd get Praetorians so soon, given his low score. So right now I've just pulled back my troops and wait till I need to bum rush the town, but the Praetorians are getting ballsy.

Town growth is pretty optimal. I think I'm going to turn around and keep expanding, as I've got plenty of space to establish into before I run into obstacles, and I need to start building more gold outputs.

I'll see if I can load the game up to the save and whack it out
User avatar #455 to #453 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #454 to #453 - feelythefeel (06/14/2014) [-]
You want to resume some time today?
User avatar #456 to #454 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
Sure, in a little bit, are people gathered up already?
User avatar #457 to #456 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
No, I'm just planning ahead.
User avatar #458 to #457 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
Alrighty, I make take a couple hours out to get some stuff done, but I'll defo be ready tonight for Jew Wars II: Attack of the Axemen
User avatar #459 to #458 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
By the way, do you know how Civ 4 colonies work?
User avatar #460 to #459 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
I just figured you'd send Settlers by boat to some far off land, like the Americas, and start towns in areas filled with resources.
Though that'd be difficult to do seeing as by the time we reach the land the Incas, Aztecs, and other native Civs will have a nice hold on it, and probably with something more than just spearmen and archers.
User avatar #462 to #461 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
Well **** , I've never tried this out before with BTS.
User avatar #463 to #462 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Any way you could test it out and tell me what happens?
User avatar #464 to #463 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
I've got a half hour to burn right now, so I'll try it out real quick like now
User avatar #467 to #464 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
I just had an idea. What about the Elder Scrolls scenario?
User avatar #468 to #467 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
I think there's an Elder Scrolls Mod, but I might be mistaken for Total War. Still, that WOULD be pretty neat, and I'd be mistaken if no one even came up with that to work on it at least. We'd have to do some sifting around, but I'm sure it's out there.
User avatar #469 to #468 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Let's Stream Civilization IV: Elder Scrolls Mod with Vans the Bunker I only brought it up because I've watched this.
User avatar #470 to #469 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
Oh hey that's pretty sweet. Let's see if we can find the mod
User avatar #472 to #471 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
Looks it, seems a little premature though
User avatar #474 to #472 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #475 to #474 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
V. 0.18 and it's been over a year, still looks pretty contentful though
User avatar #476 to #475 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
You want to try it? Or do you want to do more of the Earth scenario?
User avatar #473 to #472 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #466 to #464 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Turns out the other people can't come today. Want to start a separate game? Maybe go for Asia instead of Europe this time?
User avatar #477 to #466 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
IUNNO, WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO
User avatar #478 to #477 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
I don't know. Maybe we can get more people and have them help us decide?
User avatar #479 to #478 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
ALRIGHT, LET'S FORM THE CIVILIZATION LEAGUE
or
THE SID MEIER RANGERS
or
THE CIVENGERS
or
THE CIV-MEN
User avatar #480 to #479 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Civ-Tastic 4?
User avatar #481 to #480 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
But what if we get five or only three people?
User avatar #482 to #481 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Don't ask questions. I'm the clever one. You're the potato one.
User avatar #483 to #482 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
wow okay
reported for verbal abuse
User avatar #465 to #464 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Okay. The main thing I'm wondering is whether you can customize the colony or not (As opposed to it randomly choosing a Civ). Another thing I'm wondering is how it defines continents, especially on an Earth map (Does a colony in Europe count as a Colony in Africa?).
User avatar #485 to #465 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
Video made me cry for a whole hour, in case you're wondering why I vanished.
I ain't no war-like potato.
User avatar #486 to #485 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
You mean the civ video?
User avatar #487 to #486 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
No, the Doctor Who potato video.
User avatar #488 to #487 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
You watched that for an hour?
User avatar #489 to #488 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
I saw the video for five minutes, and cried for an hour because it implied I was a war-like potato.
Tears errwhere.
User avatar #490 to #489 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
k

It's too late to do any of that civ stuff now, by the way.
User avatar #491 to #490 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
All your fault for insulting my feelings
No wonder Hitler tried to kill the Jews
User avatar #492 to #491 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
I don't pretend to understand what's happening right now.
#446 - dwarfman (06/08/2014) [-]
I know I've not been on much since last year but when did this turn into a haven for antisemitic conspiracies, antivaccination, and general Woo.......
I know I've not been on much since last year but when did this turn into a haven for antisemitic conspiracies, antivaccination, and general Woo.......
User avatar #448 to #446 - akkere (06/09/2014) [-]
I'd say about.... a few weeks ago. A couple months ago /politics/ started to just become /pol/ when stormfront browsers started to kick in with general /pol/ banter posts and "da zionists gon' get yu" shticks.
I guess eventually something echoed, or maybe Stormfront is trying to spread itself to "fight da ebil joos"
User avatar #449 to #448 - dwarfman (06/09/2014) [-]
I love a faction that demands the extermination of a race for their crimes based on little evidence, that's too chicken **** to leave their homes, or even hold rallies with snazzy uniforms. Sad state of affairs when even the fascists are slothful.
User avatar #450 to #449 - akkere (06/10/2014) [-]
The thing I never understood was how these people would claim to be apart of the main focus that powers humanity, and yet instead of spending their time actually furthering their education and working their hardest, they waste away **** posting on websites about minorities.
User avatar #451 to #450 - dwarfman (06/10/2014) [-]
Everyone needs a hobby I guess.
#444 - DemonMatt (06/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#445 to #444 - akkere (06/07/2014) [-]
Latest Users: Akkere, DemonMatt, anonymous(1)
#447 to #445 - DemonMatt (06/08/2014) [-]
Anon needs love too.
#442 - DemonMatt (06/03/2014) [-]
Top kek.
User avatar #443 to #442 - akkere (06/05/2014) [-]
le banishment meme face
#438 - DemonMatt (05/16/2014) [-]
Really?
User avatar #440 to #439 - akkere (05/17/2014) [-]
Whelp. Figured she'd be back eventually.
User avatar #433 - jingleforth (05/15/2014) [-]
do you play tf2?
User avatar #434 to #433 - akkere (05/15/2014) [-]
Si
User avatar #435 to #434 - jingleforth (05/15/2014) [-]
I'm new to it.

And I want an unusual hat

how do i get one?
User avatar #436 to #435 - akkere (05/15/2014) [-]
1. get crate
2. use reel money to buy keys
3. unlock crate
4. hope for an unusual hat
5. cry when you only get a dozen bonk drinks
#437 to #436 - jingleforth (05/15/2014) [-]
1. My steam account is F2P, can't trade anything
2. No money
3. No way to get non-F2P account or keys

**** , I'll just quit playing.

Thanks anyways
User avatar #428 - jingleforth (02/16/2014) [-]
Random political question (No, it's not a homework question.)

But do you think a utopia is possible?
User avatar #429 to #428 - akkere (02/16/2014) [-]
Possible? Sure. Probable? Nope.
User avatar #430 to #429 - jingleforth (02/16/2014) [-]
How would it be possible?
User avatar #431 to #430 - akkere (02/16/2014) [-]
Different political ideologies claim different methods to acquiring their idea of a "utopia". Being that the general definition of a utopia is a land where everyone's satisfaction can be met, the only way I'd see it be achieved and maintained, is through creating something like "The Matrix", where people are placed into a virtual reality to live the happiest lives they possibly can, and keeping their real selves fed and sustained.
User avatar #418 - jingleforth (02/15/2014) [-]
Can I ask you to rate a drawing of mine?
User avatar #419 to #418 - akkere (02/15/2014) [-]
Does it have any form of genitalia involved?
User avatar #421 to #420 - akkere (02/15/2014) [-]
Alrighty. Sure.
#422 to #421 - jingleforth (02/15/2014) [-]
Please keep in mind I've never drawn before, haven't used a pencil in years, etc.

Yes, I know I ****** up the fingers. ;_;
User avatar #423 to #422 - akkere (02/15/2014) [-]
Seems pretty solid in my opinion. Thumb's a little longer than it needs to be, but that could be adjusted with time. You just need to add additional detail to the fingers.
User avatar #424 to #423 - jingleforth (02/15/2014) [-]
Is it alright for me being a beginner?
User avatar #425 to #424 - akkere (02/15/2014) [-]
Seems to be pretty fine, as long as you intend to keep moving along the path of improvement.
Can you draw any other parts of a human being (other than like, genitals).
User avatar #426 to #425 - jingleforth (02/15/2014) [-]
I'm not sure. I tried drawing a head.

Got a decent structure, could use some work on features. I really just want to be able to draw body structure. I've been looking for guides, but never bothered to actually try drawing it..

I had a pic of a head I was drawing, but I can't find it.

Can you draw?
User avatar #427 to #426 - akkere (02/15/2014) [-]
Nup. But I worked with a relatively professional animator for a long time, dating as far back as when he was an amateur that aspired to be the best he could possibly be.
User avatar #402 to #401 - akkere (01/30/2014) [-]
jesse
you can't cook
without salt
jesse pls
#403 to #402 - DemonMatt (01/30/2014) [-]
Nice of ya to finally answer.
User avatar #404 to #403 - akkere (01/30/2014) [-]
I wanted to leave you in SUSPENSE
User avatar #407 to #406 - akkere (01/30/2014) [-]
Does the suspense kill you?
User avatar #411 to #410 - akkere (01/30/2014) [-]
Spraying cologne on your balls isn't the best idea.
User avatar #413 to #412 - akkere (01/30/2014) [-]
Do you have any... steam games we could play on MULTIPLAYAR?
Or, like, Minecraft or something.
User avatar #414 to #413 - DemonMatt (01/31/2014) [-]
Xbox?
User avatar #415 to #414 - akkere (01/31/2014) [-]
PS3
User avatar #399 to #398 - akkere (01/25/2014) [-]
swastikas
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