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#27 - Why are people overreacting with "OH MY GOD SO SJW"?… 08/30/2014 on Make me a sandwich +12
#114 - In Tournament/Professional, you don't have to say check, you j… 08/30/2014 on Checkmate him to death 0
#60 - Destroys their culture, and substitutes it with our own, yes. …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2014 on rekt 0
User avatar #61 - thewalruss (08/28/2014) [-]
Well, every society has a culture, but among the cultures, the american one is one of the less interesting due to its materialistic values.
#293 - Womens Study Major (08/29/2014) [-]
Not even american, but just because you don't know of anything outsides of comic books and Hollywood, doesn't negate the works of Hemingway, Vonnegut, Bukowski, Poe or Twain, or the music of Stravinsky (yes he lived in the US), John Cage or John Adams.
#336 - ruderoody (08/29/2014) [-]
Don't forget John Steinbeck, Langston Hughes, and F. Scott Fitzgerald
#56 - If that's true, why is it our lack of "culture" has …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/28/2014 on rekt +65
User avatar #436 - Indoknight (08/31/2014) [-]
I would say media and lifestyle are parts of a culture. While the world loves American media in terms of movies/songs, it doesn't really like the american lifestyle which is stereotyped as being obese, getting divorced, being fucked over by insurance and medical bills... etc.
#66 - archael (08/28/2014) [-]
You're only correct in the part where you said everything.

Aside from that, you're forgetting the ridiculous range of American culture since it consists of a population that spans multiple European countries, and that people of ignorance and stupidity exist everywhere.

Asides from that bit, fuck yeah.
#62 - therealnaruto (08/28/2014) [-]
Of course America has it's own culture. People just normally don't see it as such because they mistaken it with "cultural history" - or rather tradition, which relates close to past events - and naturally compared to most countries in Europe, who got history that lasted for thousands of years, the history of the post-colonisation U.S. is rathers short compared to that ( ignoring now the original inhabitants of North America, who certainly had/have culture of their own ).

And because the U.S. is such a "young" country, it's own cultural traditions are still in development - AND: there is the huge size of the country; Southern culture will be probably different to the Northern culture, etc.

Believe it!
User avatar #59 - thewalruss (08/28/2014) [-]
Well, in school we learn that one of the negative effects of globalization is that it destroy's the culture.
User avatar #60 - akkere (08/28/2014) [-]
Destroys their culture, and substitutes it with our own, yes. But you can't do that latter bit if there's no culture to inject instead, and that's the kind of shit people like the ones in this tumblr post miss. By going around saying "hur dur hur, murica has no culture", you're effectively saying globalization can't and doesn't exist, which is dreadfully wrong.

We have so much of a "culture" and the means to spread it, we effectively assimilate into other countries, and posts like this tumblr trash ignore an entire world issue for the sake of "lol sick burns #rekt".
User avatar #61 - thewalruss (08/28/2014) [-]
Well, every society has a culture, but among the cultures, the american one is one of the less interesting due to its materialistic values.
#293 - Womens Study Major (08/29/2014) [-]
Not even american, but just because you don't know of anything outsides of comic books and Hollywood, doesn't negate the works of Hemingway, Vonnegut, Bukowski, Poe or Twain, or the music of Stravinsky (yes he lived in the US), John Cage or John Adams.
#336 - ruderoody (08/29/2014) [-]
Don't forget John Steinbeck, Langston Hughes, and F. Scott Fitzgerald
#47 - The Forbes link you posted is only parroting the "data&qu… 08/28/2014 on "funny" 0
#149 - Some schmuck who used to be a developer for the World of Warcr…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on Now they're just making... 0
User avatar #158 - helterskeletor (08/28/2014) [-]
In which Hell would Tiny Tina be racist?
Is there ANYTHING that doesn't offend people now?
#63 - When faced between two booties, all is irrelevant. 08/27/2014 on I never saw this... 0
#82 - People make a lot more content of the Fox because of how he's …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on Capt'n Foxy 0
#152 - angelious (08/27/2014) [-]
foxy is not maintained because of the bite accident. his show and he himself has been decomissioned.


and he doesnt server as distraction he serves as anti exploit character. if you dont open up the monitors and check on him regularly he will spawn and have at you with the speed of fuck. but if you try check on him too often then he will also spawn faster than oh crap.aka he forces players to both jump into the monitors ever so often
#55 - Feed a human nothing but grain from birth to adulthood and tel… 08/26/2014 on Brooklyn Nine Nine: Shots... +1
#52 - "Choosing to end your life counts" Go fly to the… 08/26/2014 on Brooklyn Nine Nine: Shots... +3
#166 - For some reason I'm picturing you twenty years down the line w… 08/26/2014 on Feminazi story part 2 plus... +3
#28 - Hardcore SJW Zoe Quinn musters up connections and influences b… 08/25/2014 on The Quinnspiracy +2
#148 - Most people end up replying to trolls to get thumbs, so it's m… 08/25/2014 on Coloured Text +1
#339 - Gold Freddy. But only because when most people first encou…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on Mike no!! 0
User avatar #383 - takesomemorewater (08/25/2014) [-]
That kinda fits with the fact that whenever you get this fucker you crash 90% of the time, if not 100%
#116 - The show could honestly be legitimately good through and throu… 08/25/2014 on When you have a super... 0
#115 - It's a mediocre show that's dominated by gold scenes here and … 08/25/2014 on When you have a super... +1
#1094 - **akkere rolls 594,133,671** Eyyy 08/25/2014 on Roll for Amazon Money 0
#32 - They took a horror game and yiffed it up, man. They played… 08/24/2014 on 5 White knights at Freddy's +1
#85 - liberalgodess is a more effective troll because they can actua… 08/24/2014 on Sneezing 0
#30 - Now you have.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2014 on 5 White knights at Freddy's +2
#31 - greyhoundfd (08/24/2014) [-]
Set dials to maximum over-furry.
User avatar #32 - akkere (08/24/2014) [-]
They took a horror game and yiffed it up, man.
They played it like a damn, dildo-shaped fiddle.
#89 - No matter how much Sarkeesian and her following of tumblr twat… 08/24/2014 on tumblr at work people +8
#45 - linked I actually forgot he did one of P.T.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on SilentHillRelations +1
User avatar #77 - commissarcrunch (08/25/2014) [-]
ha
#38 - (ugottanked)  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on SilentHillRelations 0
User avatar #56 - ugottanked (08/24/2014) [-]
Thanks man!
#37 - It's a PS4 exclusive so far, but you can also s…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/24/2014 on SilentHillRelations 0
User avatar #44 - hopporto (08/24/2014) [-]
you forgot the cr1tikal one, but i dont feel like linking it.
User avatar #45 - akkere (08/24/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO3wcmX9zO4
linked
I actually forgot he did one of P.T.
User avatar #77 - commissarcrunch (08/25/2014) [-]
ha
User avatar #38 - akkere (08/24/2014) [-]
(ugottanked)
User avatar #56 - ugottanked (08/24/2014) [-]
Thanks man!
#36 - Wasn't a bad teaser, but kind of long and drab, and a little b… 08/24/2014 on SilentHillRelations +3
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User avatar #509 to #508 - akkere (10/18/2014) [-]
tfw no Dawn of War III
#510 to #509 - DemonMatt (10/18/2014) [-]
There's a new one coming, isn't there? Or is that more Space Marines?
User avatar #511 to #510 - akkere (10/18/2014) [-]
They (Relic; video game devs with licensing from Games Workshop to make DoW) were cycling back and forth between working on DoW and then working on Company of Heroes, mostly focusing resources on the latter. THQ became pepsi and Relic got passed around until DoW ultimately falling into Sega's hands when they bought Relic (not sure if gud). No news so far though on DoWIII after that whole fiasco.

Seems we're mostly going to have Spess Mehrines for a bit.
#512 to #511 - DemonMatt (10/18/2014) [-]
>Sega with rights to Warhammer.
User avatar #513 to #512 - akkere (10/18/2014) [-]
I have a bit more hope for Sega after Alien: Isolation ended up not being a *********** piece of **** like it's brain dead older brother Colonial Marines.
Still pissed off about that false hype they tried to generate with dev interviews. "Oh yeah, we're going super innovative in Colonial Marines. We think the players will really love the character development we have here."
User avatar #507 - lulzfornigeriagirl (09/30/2014) [-]
Village People - YMCA OFFICIAL Music Video 1978
I wanted to make the full thing but then it all got worse so I just left a 3rd, I'm not doing this again.

JIDF:
Cis-Male, there's a need to feel down
I said Cis-Male, put your head on the ground
I said Cis-Male, cause your straight and proud
There's no need to be a happy man.

Cis-Male, there's a place you can go
I said Cis-Male, go to Tumblr and learn
You can read up about your privilege and know
Your a terrible Cis-peice of **** yo

It's great to work at the J-I-D-F
It's great to work at the J-I-D-F

They got hackers and shills to politically correct
You can get your privilege checked

It's great to work at the J-I-D-F
It's great to work at the J-I-D-F
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User avatar #504 - megpoidgumibear (09/19/2014) [-]
do u luv me
User avatar #505 to #504 - akkere (09/20/2014) [-]
only as a friend
User avatar #503 - feelythefeel ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
Check the server forum.
#501 - dwarfman (07/11/2014) [-]
YOU! Go to this: funnyjunk.com/Effect+of+Feminism+123/funny-pictures/5214598/41#41

Then sit down and listen. I have an idea! An idea for content, series maybe if it's popular. We'll call it Dwarfman and Akkere's ******** . Maybe it'll chase off some of the peddlers of woo, false prophet politicians, /pol/ addicts, and fools likes as the Emperor of the Holy Roman Twats in the link!
User avatar #502 to #501 - akkere (07/12/2014) [-]
I feel as if the eve of anti-SJW has given cause for /pol/lacks to be more able to spread their influence across the web, being that they can not only oppose feminiazism, but feminism as a whole through a simple push a line of posting. This post in particular doesn't quite show that, but I've noticed in other areas of posting.

We can't exactly sway anyone with offensive measures, in any case. We should push for them to see the dangers of going too far into the offensive against plagues like SJW and feminazism, and have them approach moderation rather than fundamentalism.

Hello there, latest user anonymous(1)
User avatar #498 to #496 - akkere (06/25/2014) [-]
It's... Beautiful.
Thank you.
User avatar #499 to #498 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers
User avatar #495 to #494 - akkere (06/25/2014) [-]
based sound of winter
User avatar #497 to #495 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
The hero that Fj deserves
User avatar #452 - feelythefeel ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Regarding that game we played earlier, I'm curious as all hell what your situation is like. Mind sharing a screenshot? I'll give you mine.
User avatar #493 to #452 - akkere (06/21/2014) [-]
And so the story of the Jewish Empire was left unfinished, and the Jew Wars left with an open chapter.
User avatar #500 to #493 - feelythefeel ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
Suddenly got busy for two weeks, sorry.
User avatar #453 to #452 - akkere (06/14/2014) [-]
Kinda ****** . I underestimated Jewlius Caesar's defenses and thought I could at least take the bordering town of Antium and hold fast before I get the next big military advancements. My biggest problem is I didn't realize he'd get Praetorians so soon, given his low score. So right now I've just pulled back my troops and wait till I need to bum rush the town, but the Praetorians are getting ballsy.

Town growth is pretty optimal. I think I'm going to turn around and keep expanding, as I've got plenty of space to establish into before I run into obstacles, and I need to start building more gold outputs.

I'll see if I can load the game up to the save and whack it out
User avatar #455 to #453 - feelythefeel ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #454 to #453 - feelythefeel ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
You want to resume some time today?
User avatar #456 to #454 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
Sure, in a little bit, are people gathered up already?
User avatar #457 to #456 - feelythefeel ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
No, I'm just planning ahead.
User avatar #458 to #457 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
Alrighty, I make take a couple hours out to get some stuff done, but I'll defo be ready tonight for Jew Wars II: Attack of the Axemen
User avatar #459 to #458 - feelythefeel ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
By the way, do you know how Civ 4 colonies work?
User avatar #460 to #459 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
I just figured you'd send Settlers by boat to some far off land, like the Americas, and start towns in areas filled with resources.
Though that'd be difficult to do seeing as by the time we reach the land the Incas, Aztecs, and other native Civs will have a nice hold on it, and probably with something more than just spearmen and archers.
User avatar #462 to #461 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
Well **** , I've never tried this out before with BTS.
User avatar #463 to #462 - feelythefeel ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Any way you could test it out and tell me what happens?
User avatar #464 to #463 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
I've got a half hour to burn right now, so I'll try it out real quick like now
User avatar #467 to #464 - feelythefeel ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
I just had an idea. What about the Elder Scrolls scenario?
User avatar #468 to #467 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
I think there's an Elder Scrolls Mod, but I might be mistaken for Total War. Still, that WOULD be pretty neat, and I'd be mistaken if no one even came up with that to work on it at least. We'd have to do some sifting around, but I'm sure it's out there.
User avatar #469 to #468 - feelythefeel ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Let's Stream Civilization IV: Elder Scrolls Mod with Vans the Bunker I only brought it up because I've watched this.
User avatar #470 to #469 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
Oh hey that's pretty sweet. Let's see if we can find the mod
User avatar #472 to #471 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
Looks it, seems a little premature though
User avatar #474 to #472 - feelythefeel ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #475 to #474 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
V. 0.18 and it's been over a year, still looks pretty contentful though
User avatar #476 to #475 - feelythefeel ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
You want to try it? Or do you want to do more of the Earth scenario?
User avatar #473 to #472 - feelythefeel ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #466 to #464 - feelythefeel ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Turns out the other people can't come today. Want to start a separate game? Maybe go for Asia instead of Europe this time?
User avatar #477 to #466 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
IUNNO, WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO
User avatar #478 to #477 - feelythefeel ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
I don't know. Maybe we can get more people and have them help us decide?
User avatar #479 to #478 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
ALRIGHT, LET'S FORM THE CIVILIZATION LEAGUE
or
THE SID MEIER RANGERS
or
THE CIVENGERS
or
THE CIV-MEN
User avatar #480 to #479 - feelythefeel ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Civ-Tastic 4?
User avatar #481 to #480 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
But what if we get five or only three people?
User avatar #482 to #481 - feelythefeel ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Don't ask questions. I'm the clever one. You're the potato one.
User avatar #483 to #482 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
wow okay
reported for verbal abuse
User avatar #484 to #483 - feelythefeel ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Doctor Who - You're the Potato One
User avatar #465 to #464 - feelythefeel ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Okay. The main thing I'm wondering is whether you can customize the colony or not (As opposed to it randomly choosing a Civ). Another thing I'm wondering is how it defines continents, especially on an Earth map (Does a colony in Europe count as a Colony in Africa?).
User avatar #485 to #465 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
Video made me cry for a whole hour, in case you're wondering why I vanished.
I ain't no war-like potato.
User avatar #486 to #485 - feelythefeel ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
You mean the civ video?
User avatar #487 to #486 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
No, the Doctor Who potato video.
User avatar #488 to #487 - feelythefeel ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
You watched that for an hour?
User avatar #489 to #488 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
I saw the video for five minutes, and cried for an hour because it implied I was a war-like potato.
Tears errwhere.
User avatar #490 to #489 - feelythefeel ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
k

It's too late to do any of that civ stuff now, by the way.
User avatar #491 to #490 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
All your fault for insulting my feelings
No wonder Hitler tried to kill the Jews
User avatar #492 to #491 - feelythefeel ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
I don't pretend to understand what's happening right now.
#446 - dwarfman (06/08/2014) [-]
I know I've not been on much since last year but when did this turn into a haven for antisemitic conspiracies, antivaccination, and general Woo.......
I know I've not been on much since last year but when did this turn into a haven for antisemitic conspiracies, antivaccination, and general Woo.......
User avatar #448 to #446 - akkere (06/09/2014) [-]
I'd say about.... a few weeks ago. A couple months ago /politics/ started to just become /pol/ when stormfront browsers started to kick in with general /pol/ banter posts and "da zionists gon' get yu" shticks.
I guess eventually something echoed, or maybe Stormfront is trying to spread itself to "fight da ebil joos"
User avatar #449 to #448 - dwarfman (06/09/2014) [-]
I love a faction that demands the extermination of a race for their crimes based on little evidence, that's too chicken **** to leave their homes, or even hold rallies with snazzy uniforms. Sad state of affairs when even the fascists are slothful.
User avatar #450 to #449 - akkere (06/10/2014) [-]
The thing I never understood was how these people would claim to be apart of the main focus that powers humanity, and yet instead of spending their time actually furthering their education and working their hardest, they waste away **** posting on websites about minorities.
User avatar #451 to #450 - dwarfman (06/10/2014) [-]
Everyone needs a hobby I guess.
#444 - DemonMatt (06/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#445 to #444 - akkere (06/07/2014) [-]
Latest Users: Akkere, DemonMatt, anonymous(1)
#447 to #445 - DemonMatt (06/08/2014) [-]
Anon needs love too.
#442 - DemonMatt (06/03/2014) [-]
Top kek.
User avatar #443 to #442 - akkere (06/05/2014) [-]
le banishment meme face
#438 - DemonMatt (05/16/2014) [-]
Really?
User avatar #440 to #439 - akkere (05/17/2014) [-]
Whelp. Figured she'd be back eventually.
User avatar #433 - jingleforth (05/15/2014) [-]
do you play tf2?
User avatar #434 to #433 - akkere (05/15/2014) [-]
Si
User avatar #435 to #434 - jingleforth (05/15/2014) [-]
I'm new to it.

And I want an unusual hat

how do i get one?
User avatar #436 to #435 - akkere (05/15/2014) [-]
1. get crate
2. use reel money to buy keys
3. unlock crate
4. hope for an unusual hat
5. cry when you only get a dozen bonk drinks
#437 to #436 - jingleforth (05/15/2014) [-]
1. My steam account is F2P, can't trade anything
2. No money
3. No way to get non-F2P account or keys

**** , I'll just quit playing.

Thanks anyways
User avatar #428 - jingleforth (02/16/2014) [-]
Random political question (No, it's not a homework question.)

But do you think a utopia is possible?
User avatar #429 to #428 - akkere (02/16/2014) [-]
Possible? Sure. Probable? Nope.
User avatar #430 to #429 - jingleforth (02/16/2014) [-]
How would it be possible?
User avatar #431 to #430 - akkere (02/16/2014) [-]
Different political ideologies claim different methods to acquiring their idea of a "utopia". Being that the general definition of a utopia is a land where everyone's satisfaction can be met, the only way I'd see it be achieved and maintained, is through creating something like "The Matrix", where people are placed into a virtual reality to live the happiest lives they possibly can, and keeping their real selves fed and sustained.
User avatar #418 - jingleforth (02/15/2014) [-]
Can I ask you to rate a drawing of mine?
User avatar #419 to #418 - akkere (02/15/2014) [-]
Does it have any form of genitalia involved?
User avatar #421 to #420 - akkere (02/15/2014) [-]
Alrighty. Sure.
#422 to #421 - jingleforth (02/15/2014) [-]
Please keep in mind I've never drawn before, haven't used a pencil in years, etc.

Yes, I know I ****** up the fingers. ;_;
User avatar #423 to #422 - akkere (02/15/2014) [-]
Seems pretty solid in my opinion. Thumb's a little longer than it needs to be, but that could be adjusted with time. You just need to add additional detail to the fingers.
User avatar #424 to #423 - jingleforth (02/15/2014) [-]
Is it alright for me being a beginner?
User avatar #425 to #424 - akkere (02/15/2014) [-]
Seems to be pretty fine, as long as you intend to keep moving along the path of improvement.
Can you draw any other parts of a human being (other than like, genitals).
User avatar #426 to #425 - jingleforth (02/15/2014) [-]
I'm not sure. I tried drawing a head.

Got a decent structure, could use some work on features. I really just want to be able to draw body structure. I've been looking for guides, but never bothered to actually try drawing it..

I had a pic of a head I was drawing, but I can't find it.

Can you draw?
User avatar #427 to #426 - akkere (02/15/2014) [-]
Nup. But I worked with a relatively professional animator for a long time, dating as far back as when he was an amateur that aspired to be the best he could possibly be.
User avatar #402 to #401 - akkere (01/30/2014) [-]
jesse
you can't cook
without salt
jesse pls
#403 to #402 - DemonMatt (01/30/2014) [-]
Nice of ya to finally answer.
User avatar #404 to #403 - akkere (01/30/2014) [-]
I wanted to leave you in SUSPENSE
User avatar #407 to #406 - akkere (01/30/2014) [-]
Does the suspense kill you?
User avatar #411 to #410 - akkere (01/30/2014) [-]
Spraying cologne on your balls isn't the best idea.
User avatar #413 to #412 - akkere (01/30/2014) [-]
Do you have any... steam games we could play on MULTIPLAYAR?
Or, like, Minecraft or something.
User avatar #414 to #413 - DemonMatt (01/31/2014) [-]
Xbox?
User avatar #415 to #414 - akkere (01/31/2014) [-]
PS3
User avatar #399 to #398 - akkere (01/25/2014) [-]
swastikas
#391 - DemonMatt (01/16/2014) [-]
Luigi Squeegee.
User avatar #392 to #391 - akkere (01/16/2014) [-]
Luigi Squeegee in Mount Fiji
User avatar #394 to #393 - akkere (01/16/2014) [-]
How ya doin', man?
User avatar #395 to #394 - DemonMatt (01/16/2014) [-]
Good, you?
User avatar #396 to #395 - akkere (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm doin, peachy
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